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Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
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D eesu and Uberandrew are are both super talented artists. nuff said.

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#6 - WARNING: Do not step on this. 05/05/2010 on Lego Brick +1
#8 - theroxor dot com look up beautiful illustrations of greek m…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2010 on Awesome Greek Gods and Myths +1
User avatar #9 - bucketofbloo (05/05/2010) [-]
k thanks :D
#6 - Theres only one hermes the other guy is icarus (at least i think so)  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2010 on Awesome Greek Gods and Myths 0
User avatar #14 - MasterSquig (05/05/2010) [-]
correct good sir now tell me the name of the winged girl below hermes
User avatar #16 - quert (05/05/2010) [-]
im pretty sure thats nike (i only know that because we have a statue of her, headless, at our school)
User avatar #58 - MasterSquig (05/05/2010) [-]
very good dear sir i award you a dragon skull with ruby eyes
#4 - hermes is the messenger who has the winged shoes  [+] (5 new replies) 05/05/2010 on Awesome Greek Gods and Myths 0
#5 - ChaosMaster (05/05/2010) [-]
no which hermes theres two
User avatar #6 - quert (05/05/2010) [-]
Theres only one hermes the other guy is icarus (at least i think so)
User avatar #14 - MasterSquig (05/05/2010) [-]
correct good sir now tell me the name of the winged girl below hermes
User avatar #16 - quert (05/05/2010) [-]
im pretty sure thats nike (i only know that because we have a statue of her, headless, at our school)
User avatar #58 - MasterSquig (05/05/2010) [-]
very good dear sir i award you a dragon skull with ruby eyes
#2 - Him and hermes are my favorite  [+] (7 new replies) 05/05/2010 on Awesome Greek Gods and Myths 0
#3 - ChaosMaster (05/05/2010) [-]
which one?
User avatar #4 - quert (05/05/2010) [-]
hermes is the messenger who has the winged shoes
#5 - ChaosMaster (05/05/2010) [-]
no which hermes theres two
User avatar #6 - quert (05/05/2010) [-]
Theres only one hermes the other guy is icarus (at least i think so)
User avatar #14 - MasterSquig (05/05/2010) [-]
correct good sir now tell me the name of the winged girl below hermes
User avatar #16 - quert (05/05/2010) [-]
im pretty sure thats nike (i only know that because we have a statue of her, headless, at our school)
User avatar #58 - MasterSquig (05/05/2010) [-]
very good dear sir i award you a dragon skull with ruby eyes
#423 - haha awwww sick -9 thumbs down on my comment i think thats a p… 05/04/2010 on i dunno what to call it O_o 0
#416 - i think its physically impossible to be inside your "bro&… 05/04/2010 on i dunno what to call it O_o 0
#412 - obviously she wasnt  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2010 on i dunno what to call it O_o 0
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User avatar #423 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
haha awwww sick -9 thumbs down on my comment i think thats a personal best
#406 - and the fact that random burgers cannot hold a gun 05/04/2010 on i dunno what to call it O_o 0
#401 - and there was a female vice president candidate, but she kind …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2010 on i dunno what to call it O_o 0
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User avatar #412 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
obviously she wasnt
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User avatar #423 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
haha awwww sick -9 thumbs down on my comment i think thats a personal best
#394 - i havent thumbed down any of your comments lets just drop it i…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/04/2010 on i dunno what to call it O_o 0
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User avatar #401 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
and there was a female vice president candidate, but she kind of ruined mccain....
#404 - GorillaKing has deleted their comment.
User avatar #412 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
obviously she wasnt
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User avatar #423 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
haha awwww sick -9 thumbs down on my comment i think thats a personal best
#390 - awesome -8 thumbs.... 05/04/2010 on i dunno what to call it O_o 0
#385 - long cat has a pokeball bra!! AWESOME 05/04/2010 on i dunno what to call it O_o 0
#374 - **quert rolls 345,795,223** <--- thats how many times tha…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/04/2010 on i dunno what to call it O_o -1
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User avatar #394 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
i havent thumbed down any of your comments lets just drop it im receiving all of the thumb downs any way so it doesnt even matter and i wasnt making fun of her drawings either
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User avatar #401 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
and there was a female vice president candidate, but she kind of ruined mccain....
#404 - GorillaKing has deleted their comment.
User avatar #412 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
obviously she wasnt
#419 - GorillaKing has deleted their comment.
User avatar #423 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
haha awwww sick -9 thumbs down on my comment i think thats a personal best
#369 - that is a tasty looking sandwich that longcat with a pokemon b… 05/04/2010 on i dunno what to call it O_o -1
#366 - ahh almost as old as that joke where you role and say i divide…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/04/2010 on i dunno what to call it O_o 0
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User avatar #374 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
**quert rolls 345,795,223** <--- thats how many times that joke has been used
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User avatar #394 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
i havent thumbed down any of your comments lets just drop it im receiving all of the thumb downs any way so it doesnt even matter and i wasnt making fun of her drawings either
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User avatar #401 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
and there was a female vice president candidate, but she kind of ruined mccain....
#404 - GorillaKing has deleted their comment.
User avatar #412 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
obviously she wasnt
#419 - GorillaKing has deleted their comment.
User avatar #423 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
haha awwww sick -9 thumbs down on my comment i think thats a personal best
#353 - Two quick questions: 1. Since when is there a computer in t…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/04/2010 on i dunno what to call it O_o -9
User avatar #390 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
awesome -8 thumbs....
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User avatar #365 - Booness (05/04/2010) [-]
1. its called a laptop
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2. didn't you see the picture? long cat made one for you !
User avatar #369 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
that is a tasty looking sandwich that longcat with a pokemon bra has in its hand
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User avatar #366 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
ahh almost as old as that joke where you role and say i divided by this hoping to get a 0 like you just pulled off after this comment?
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User avatar #374 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
**quert rolls 345,795,223** <--- thats how many times that joke has been used
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User avatar #394 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
i havent thumbed down any of your comments lets just drop it im receiving all of the thumb downs any way so it doesnt even matter and i wasnt making fun of her drawings either
#398 - GorillaKing has deleted their comment.
User avatar #401 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
and there was a female vice president candidate, but she kind of ruined mccain....
#404 - GorillaKing has deleted their comment.
User avatar #412 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
obviously she wasnt
#419 - GorillaKing has deleted their comment.
User avatar #423 - quert (05/04/2010) [-]
haha awwww sick -9 thumbs down on my comment i think thats a personal best
#40 - I heard you like soul reapers so I got you a canadian ginger s… 05/04/2010 on Epic Fail Comic! 0
#177 - but blastios has cannons its obvious that blastios would win 05/03/2010 on MONDO VS. DSEND 0
#1 - It looks like they have faces on there stomachs in some of them  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2010 on mondo vs. Dsend: The... 0
User avatar #8 - uberhans (05/03/2010) [-]
you found an easter egg! +1 internets!
#38 - since when did funnyjunk start accepting gingers? 05/03/2010 on ANIMAL's SHOCKING NEWS! -1
#339 - Best things about this list: 1. Waynes World 2: Malcolm … 05/02/2010 on Nostalgia -1
#22 - I bet there are ninjas in the white spa- 05/02/2010 on anime demotivational... 0
#1 - haha these are good if this does well make another  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2010 on FJ Comics Compilation +1
User avatar #2 - Devedev (05/01/2010) [-]
And so I shall. 50+ is my goal :\ be the most I've ever had if I got that, lol.
User avatar #9 - deltablue (05/02/2010) [-]
with help from me, you now have 53 :D
#16 - can i please have my bike back  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2010 on Muhammed +1
User avatar #18 - Abtakeova (05/01/2010) [-]
nope i dont do refunds

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User avatar #1311 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #1310 - Sunset (07/15/2014) [-]
QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUERT
User avatar #1304 - xxangelisxx (03/16/2014) [-]
pepsi
User avatar #1307 to #1304 - quert (03/27/2014) [-]
coke.
#1303 - kebabremover (03/16/2014) [-]
rip in peas
User avatar #1305 to #1303 - quert (03/27/2014) [-]
mmmmh peas
User avatar #1300 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
Boomp.
#1298 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1301 to #1298 - mayormilkman (10/27/2013) [-]
It has been many months.
User avatar #1297 - spacepimp (10/03/2012) [-]
i have a comic idea, wanna hear it?
User avatar #1296 - bobJML (06/27/2012) [-]
So many memories lie on this page.

I hope you did a good job on your Senior project, and that you moved onto bigger and better things instead of wasting your time on this ****** site.

You always had the best nipples.
User avatar #1306 to #1296 - quert (03/27/2014) [-]
Aw miss you bob
User avatar #1308 to #1306 - bobJML (04/14/2014) [-]
I MADE THAT COMMENT ALMOST 2 YEARS AGO OMG
#1295 - thebelldombeliever (02/20/2012) [-]
Your username
#1293 - iAmAmerican (02/16/2012) [-]
Why are you going to China?
Why are you going to China?
User avatar #1294 to #1367 - quert (02/17/2012) [-]
im going with a group from school
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User avatar #1291 to #1364 - quert (02/16/2012) [-]
no. haha i am not asian, ask Bobjml he knows the secret
User avatar #1309 to #1291 - bobJML (04/14/2014) [-]
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THE SECRET WAS.
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#1285 - nomlin (01/07/2012) [-]
THE NIPPLE KING HAS RETURNED I JUST REALIZED!
THE NIPPLE KING HAS RETURNED I JUST REALIZED!
User avatar #1286 to #1360 - quert (01/08/2012) [-]
yay nipples
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User avatar #1281 to #1355 - quert (01/06/2012) [-]
Ello govna
#1282 to #1356 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1283 to #1357 - quert (01/06/2012) [-]
goood
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#1277 - bobJML (01/05/2012) [-]
YAY! NOAH'S NIPPLES ARE BACK!!!
YAY! NOAH'S NIPPLES ARE BACK!!!
User avatar #1278 to #1352 - quert (01/05/2012) [-]
I told you my name is C3P0
User avatar #1289 to #1353 - theeditor (01/09/2012) [-]
...MY NAME IS NOAH TOO!
User avatar #1279 to #1353 - bobJML (01/05/2012) [-]
Whatever you say...NOAH!
User avatar #1287 to #1354 - quert (01/08/2012) [-]
IS C3P0 GONNA HAVE TO CUT A BITCH
User avatar #1288 to #1361 - bobJML (01/08/2012) [-]
Cutting isn't nice, Noah.
#1272 - nomlin (12/30/2011) [-]
what program do you use to create you comics?

I've been looking for a better program then MS paint to draw mine and i cant find a good one.
User avatar #1273 to #1344 - quert (12/31/2011) [-]
Uh FlashCS5
User avatar #1274 to #1345 - nomlin (12/31/2011) [-]
thanks
#1270 - ameshisuto (12/23/2011) [-]
WHERE ARE YOU? I MISS YOUR BEAUTIFUL POSTS.
WHERE ARE YOU? I MISS YOUR BEAUTIFUL POSTS.
User avatar #1275 to #1341 - quert (01/05/2012) [-]
finally made a new one
#1276 to #1349 - ameshisuto (01/05/2012) [-]
YAY! I LOVE IT :D
YAY! I LOVE IT :D
#1271 to #1341 - quert (12/25/2011) [-]
Hi there!
#1269 - bobJML (11/25/2011) [-]
I miss you and your fetish for nipples.
User avatar #1268 - pokemonred (10/30/2011) [-]
Y u no comics anymore?
User avatar #1267 - holymackerel (10/22/2011) [-]
quert, why have your heaveny nipples not been online?
User avatar #1261 - pokemonred (10/10/2011) [-]
quert can i have a diagram of your nips
User avatar #1262 to #1328 - quert (10/10/2011) [-]
possibly
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