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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:12/21/2011
Last Login:7/29/2016
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Level 102 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 103 Content: Funny Junkie
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Times Content Favorited:25 times
Total Comments Made:298
FJ Points:1176

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#76 - I made a me. Complete with pixel tiddies  [+] (22 replies) 01/31/2016 on New Features +5
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#118 - springfap (01/31/2016) [-]
Laughing at the guy flirting with you because you drew a girl stick figure
#79 - weeniss (01/31/2016) [-]
Goddamn das hawt
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#117 - springfap (01/31/2016) [-]
Seriously? It's a stick figure
#124 - weeniss (01/31/2016) [-]
It's also my fiance, bud
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#125 - springfap (01/31/2016) [-]
very mature to downvote me for not knowing that. Also you should never use the same sites as your girl. then how will you trade memes?
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#126 - weeniss (01/31/2016) [-]
I didn't and I send her the dank me-mes so she won't leave me
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#128 - springfap (01/31/2016) [-]
any girl that loves you only for your memes isnt a girl you need. it needs to be both ways. does she send you maymays?
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#129 - weeniss (01/31/2016) [-]
She shows me her boobs so it's a fair trade
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#130 - springfap (01/31/2016) [-]
Heh. My boyfriend hav a similar routine. I give him humour and he repays me by calling everything I care about a pile of crap
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#132 - weeniss (01/31/2016) [-]
Sounds like a dream, she just tells me I'm not funny and her parents hate me
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#134 - springfap (01/31/2016) [-]
yeah. my parents hate my boyfriend. I guess parents just hate guys. don't take it personally. She chose to ride your dick until you die or get divorced out of every guy on Earth. That's pretty romantic
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#135 - weeniss (01/31/2016) [-]
I also unhooked her bra in front of them when we first met so that might be a reason
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#136 - springfap (01/31/2016) [-]
Bro everyone knows that unhooking your girlfriend's bra in front of her parents is something you do the 5th time you meet them. Jeez, man, you're a monster
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#137 - weeniss (01/31/2016) [-]
Worse than hitler in their eyes
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#139 - springfap (01/31/2016) [-]
... Donald Trump?
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#140 - weeniss (01/31/2016) [-]
Even worse
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#142 - springfap (01/31/2016) [-]
Mecha Donald Hitler 3000 tm now with extra shark DNA?
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#143 - weeniss (01/31/2016) [-]
Maybe not that badass
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#144 - springfap (01/31/2016) [-]
jeez ok Mecha Doonald Hitler 200 tm now with extra Frog DNA?
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#145 - weeniss (01/31/2016) [-]
Sounds like a rare pepe
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#146 - springfap (01/31/2016) [-]
The absolute rarest
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#77 - officialhero (01/31/2016) [-]
Haha awesome, welcome to the game
#19 - I don't know what this means.  [+] (1 reply) 08/21/2014 on queenofzombies's profile 0
#20 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
#2505 - To this day- still the best selfie I have ever taken.  [+] (27 replies) 06/02/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! +14
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#4710 - niteghost (06/03/2014) [-]
nice
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#3753 - cdarthvader (06/03/2014) [-]
well, you're right about that
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#2582 - sexualhairassment (06/02/2014) [-]
Wow, your eyes really don't quit.
#2570 - Orc (06/02/2014) [-]
> best selfie you have taken
> wearing clothes

fucking lol
#2563 - anon (06/02/2014) [-]
could be a shieldmaiden
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#2540 - fernared (06/02/2014) [-]
I agree as well.
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#2555 - phanact (06/02/2014) [-]
how can u agree
#2573 - fernared (06/02/2014) [-]
And who the fuck are you?
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#2579 - phanact (06/02/2014) [-]
im orange
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#2587 - fernared (06/02/2014) [-]
Is that Africa?
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#2529 - sexualhairassment (06/02/2014) [-]
There is better lighting at my place, you should come over.
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#2521 - aidansofunny (06/02/2014) [-]
Are you garbage? Because i wanna throw you in my tonka truck
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#2528 - phanact (06/02/2014) [-]
bitches hopin in my tahoe
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#2517 - abstractpink (06/02/2014) [-]
you made and attempt and it wasnt a good one
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#2525 - phanact (06/02/2014) [-]
why are you beta faggots who'll never get pussy so hostile to women? this is probablt the closest any of you will ever get to a woman
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#2536 - abstractpink (06/02/2014) [-]
but...i have a girlfriend
so how do you imply this logic
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#2538 - phanact (06/02/2014) [-]
no you dont
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#2551 - abstractpink (06/02/2014) [-]
im very confused
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#2519 - abstractpink (06/02/2014) [-]
an*
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#2524 - llilium (06/02/2014) [-]
nvm
#2523 - llilium has deleted their comment.
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#2526 - abstractpink (06/02/2014) [-]
you failed
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#2530 - llilium (06/02/2014) [-]
;~;
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#2539 - abstractpink (06/02/2014) [-]
c:
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#2515 - phanact (06/02/2014) [-]
are you some sort of northern european?
a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant
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#2522 - abstractpink (06/02/2014) [-]
u cant just ask ppl that on the internet wtf
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#2511 - llilium (06/02/2014) [-]
learn how to take better selfies pls
#2402 - Pixie cut. It is such a hassle long. Plus! Less money spent on…  [+] (1 reply) 06/02/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! 0
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#2493 - majormayor (06/02/2014) [-]
That's alright, I guess.
#2358 - I'm cutting all of this hair off in a week. Just you wait.  [+] (41 replies) 06/02/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! +7
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#3878 - llamagaga (06/03/2014) [-]
dude make extensions out of it
people would pay good money for hair that blonde
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#3132 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Hey, fellow girl-who-cut-her-hair-off

You look like you'd look super feminine with the right haircut, so don't worry about all the negs below. Really you only gotta worry about if you shave your hair like I did cause apparently you have to have a very specific skull shape to make it look good (????). Maintence is really just.. amazing. Morning routine literally went from an hour down to fifteen minutes. Know I now how boys do it.
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#3138 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I mixed my knows, now I know*

Time for coffee.
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#2674 - axelboy (06/03/2014) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOO
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#2707 - noooooooooo (06/03/2014) [-]
I agree, I personally prefer longer hair, but if she wants to cut it then she can cut it.
#2395 - sexualhairassment (06/02/2014) [-]
Bald girls are hot. Pics or it didn't happen.

MFW FUZZY PINK HANDCUFF IN THE BACKGROUND!
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#2391 - abstractpink (06/02/2014) [-]
K
#2379 - hongkongdingdong (06/02/2014) [-]
>only cut h alf of it off
>begin to produce du bstep
>name yourself something stupid and make some of the letters knives or some shit
>sell out and remix a decent edm track with ear grinding wobbles
>profit?!?
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#2372 - iitoxictz (06/02/2014) [-]
I agree with orc for some reason
#2389 - Orc (06/02/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Because she's going to be really fucking ugly without any hair.
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#2416 - iitoxictz (06/02/2014) [-]
Her face JUST might save her, and as long as it isn't completely gone (Which I doubt she meant)

I was never a fan of blondes but this is a fine picture
#2435 - Orc (06/02/2014) [-]
Thirdjess, show this man a picture of you when you had hair, please.
#2513 - iitoxictz (06/02/2014) [-]
No clue what that means but I assume you are calling a person here to show me a picture of when they had hair

Reaction pic just because
#3124 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
annnd this one is my current display pic, my hairs about an inch long now but it looks hell dicky.
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#4048 - iitoxictz (06/03/2014) [-]
Eh in my opinion both is good really, While the long hair is preferred you do still look nice with short
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#4172 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Yea Orc has this like crusade against short haired women or something, I don't mind short hair. I'm here to prove that short hair can work on a girl. and lots of famous women are doing it, too.
#4207 - iitoxictz (06/03/2014) [-]
Brittany kinda ruined it a bit but actually a few days ago I saw a bald comedian girl and it actually looked pretty fine, and she was completely bald, just seemed to work for her.
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#4290 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I'd say the media ruined it, to be honest. Not Brittany. And she still looked good with short hair.
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#4294 - iitoxictz (06/03/2014) [-]
Well, what ever works, I am trying to grow mine out a bit
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#4301 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Same, obviously aha. Shaved isn't a style I intend to keep, but I'll see where my hair takes me.
#4375 - iitoxictz (06/03/2014) [-]
If can't get the hair style I want in the end, I will just cut it and keep it cut, no use for me having a hairstyle I want but can't get
#3118 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I cut my hair for charity, my hair was down to my ass. I miss being able to do pretty hairstyles and things but honestly I think I look more womenly with short hair. Long hair tended to harsh out my curves, if you know what I mean.
#2520 - Orc (06/02/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** She looked better with hair. She probably won't show up though.
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#3108 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Are you kidding me? I am the biggest attention whore in FJ (or something). How could you doubt me so?
#3241 - Orc (06/03/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** You look a lot better with long hair.

> biggest attention whore
> not posting nudes

lol okie
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#3251 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Yea no cause I'm like 'RAH RAH RAH FEMINISM' most of the time, I apparently am a huge attention whore. Whatevs. I don't think the two styles are comparable to be honest. What I'm aiming for is something short, like Olivia Wilde, but that's gonna take me like a year to reach, probably.
#3258 - Orc (06/03/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Was the attention whore thing serious or not? Now, it looks like you were saying it ironically.
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#3265 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Jesus christ talk about arthrophilia, that roll is crazy
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#3260 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Sarcastically, actually.
#3262 - Orc (06/03/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Then I'm guessing I called you one at one point. Sorry. Ta-ta.
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#3266 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
Probably, but I don't like have one specific memory of 'ooh that damn Orc who once called me an attention whore, I'll get them with my sarcasm, oh.'
#3268 - Orc (06/03/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** We seem to hold things against each other.
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#3274 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I've basically learnt that as long as we're not talking about serious shit, we tend to get along. We're both arrogant assholes.
#3276 - Orc (06/03/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** No, that's just you. lol
#3282 - thirdjess (06/03/2014) [-]
I'll give you that
#3288 - Orc (06/03/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Peace, my nigga.
#3264 - Orc (06/03/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** DUKE FUCKIN NUKEM
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#2371 - majormayor (06/02/2014) [-]
How much?
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#2402 - queenofzombies (06/02/2014) [-]
Pixie cut. It is such a hassle long. Plus! Less money spent on shampoo through college. Ayooo!
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#2493 - majormayor (06/02/2014) [-]
That's alright, I guess.
#2361 - Orc (06/02/2014) [-]
Please don't.
#5338 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 05/31/2014 on Post your selfie here +5
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#5754 - misterbigglesworth (06/01/2014) [-]
S..s...senpai?