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queencardvike

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/14/2011
Last Login:8/02/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6453
Comment Ranking:#11585
Highest Content Rank:#2618
Highest Comment Rank:#3722
Content Thumbs: 3942 total,  4469 ,  527
Comment Thumbs: 2015 total,  2991 ,  976
Content Level Progress: 7% (7/100)
Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 84% (84/100)
Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:1
Content Views:164843
Times Content Favorited:164 times
Total Comments Made:996
FJ Points:5936
Favorite Tags: i (4) | also (2) | dont (2) | fuck (2) | Mario (2) | the (2)

latest user's comments

#2183 - **queencardvike rolled image ** Imma get ********* hard in prison 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for +1
#111 - he makes himself a shelter and lets the water drain out. 06/05/2014 on smartass 0
#7 - Comment deleted 05/27/2014 on studies have shown 0
#48 - Uh, How old is this kid? Assuming the child pictured is him, h… 05/13/2014 on Father 0
#43 - Anyone got tips on beating fungus?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Damn... 0
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#127 - tfwigetbanned (05/12/2014) [-]
take that dna that allows you to sell shit for 2 extra points (or non decreasing one incase the prices actually change) max the spore bursts, infect everyone, sell all the spores.
after that you should have like 100 dna and kill everyone
#50 - "Glassy, Jarred look on her face." I didn't notice t…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2014 on title +2
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#52 - cantfindausername (04/11/2014) [-]
How about the first line? "gf is prego"
#54 - ryderjbudde (04/11/2014) [-]
All spaghetti references:
>gf is prego
>one night things get particularly saucy
>I'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out
>glassy, jarred look on her face
>almost transparent
>vegetative state
mfw
#56 - cantfindausername (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh, I know. I know alright. Oh yeah. I know.
I don't know why I did that.
#57 - ryderjbudde (04/11/2014) [-]
#59 - cantfindausername (04/11/2014) [-]
What has happened?
#358 - May Caramel. Not bad. 04/06/2014 on Alrite, FJ... +1
#12 - 42. 04/03/2014 on MFW reading an exam question +1
#95 - Go fock yorsolf? 04/03/2014 on Flesh and stone 0
#545 - **queencardvike rolls 134,554,981** Skittletits. 02/27/2014 on It's fucking over 0