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#1070971 - Anyone wanna play fibbage for the one? Room code is VYND 10/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#157317 - Seriously. Thank you.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157318 - haydentheviking (09/29/2014) [-]
all in a days work
#157310 - Thanks. You've been a big help.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157311 - haydentheviking (09/29/2014) [-]
I hope thats not sarcasm

In all serious-ness just play it cool and talk about what she likes and her for a bit too that might work
#157317 - queencardvike (09/29/2014) [-]
Seriously. Thank you.
#157318 - haydentheviking (09/29/2014) [-]
all in a days work
#157308 - I am also kinda depressed. That's why I always talk to her. Th…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157309 - haydentheviking (09/29/2014) [-]
i know what you mean

Im just saying maybe she is a bit overwhelmed and dont fully understand your scenario
and she dont know what to do cause perhaps you've not explained whats going on?

i say give it a few days or a day from each time you talk, more to talk about that way

#157310 - queencardvike (09/29/2014) [-]
Thanks. You've been a big help.
User avatar #157311 - haydentheviking (09/29/2014) [-]
I hope thats not sarcasm

In all serious-ness just play it cool and talk about what she likes and her for a bit too that might work
#157317 - queencardvike (09/29/2014) [-]
Seriously. Thank you.
#157318 - haydentheviking (09/29/2014) [-]
all in a days work
#157303 - Usually, but not that much more. I usually do start the conver…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157429 - Ninotori (09/30/2014) [-]
This will piss you off, but i can promise you, if she doesn't respond fervently after the second try, leave her the hell alone she's intentionally trying to avoid you. Doesn't make her right or a good person, but thats what people do when they are disinterested. Might seem lame, but really, you get a better reaction when you don't push it.

Also, it will hurt to hear this, but don't work your sadness into every conversation you have especially when you're only having casual conversation or with someone you don't know well.

Heres the bullshit about being depressed and being on hard times: sharing that with people when they aren't prepared to hear it freaks them out and they like you less.It 's just uncomfortable to people and it feels pushy, because you are opening up about yourself at a point when they feel openness is unwelcome or too soon, does that make sense?

Next time if you really need to talk about your sadness, make the time appropriate; ask "hey i could really use a listener or your opinion on something personal, do you have a minute?" or whatnot, but don't inject it into everything that's asked of you, and don't put that responsibility on people who haven't known you long.

This sounds cruel as fuck i know, it's not easy to stew in your life's bullshit by yourself but hearing it the opposite direction myself, i understand exactly how those people feel. It sucks to say, but when you inject your depression into conversations where it isn't really related makes you seem like someone who's far too open about themselves, and it looks kind of like fishing for love (which basically it is, but people don't want to give energy to that). When you need someone to talk to, go to someone who is looking to be your listener and is prepared for it, but spare the strangers because people should get to know your surface long before they get to know your deepest oceans; thats how they feel the most comfortable.
User avatar #157305 - haydentheviking (09/29/2014) [-]
i would say

cause if your "creeping her out" as you say

dont message her for a while or not as often

you dont wanna come off as needy by messaging her all the time
dont worry ive done this before its not fun, just try to cool it with the amount of messages or times you speak to her each day
#157308 - queencardvike (09/29/2014) [-]
I am also kinda depressed. That's why I always talk to her. The problem is, I normally come off as a very happy person so whenever I try to have serious conversations people just think I'm joking or don't know what to do because they've never seen me so sad or so serious, and they just kinda brush it off.
User avatar #157309 - haydentheviking (09/29/2014) [-]
i know what you mean

Im just saying maybe she is a bit overwhelmed and dont fully understand your scenario
and she dont know what to do cause perhaps you've not explained whats going on?

i say give it a few days or a day from each time you talk, more to talk about that way

#157310 - queencardvike (09/29/2014) [-]
Thanks. You've been a big help.
User avatar #157311 - haydentheviking (09/29/2014) [-]
I hope thats not sarcasm

In all serious-ness just play it cool and talk about what she likes and her for a bit too that might work
#157317 - queencardvike (09/29/2014) [-]
Seriously. Thank you.
#157318 - haydentheviking (09/29/2014) [-]
all in a days work
#157300 - FJ, I seriously ******* need your help. I feel li…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157374 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/30/2014) [-]
yeah having a panic attack over something so trivial doesn't make you seem weird at all
User avatar #157302 - haydentheviking (09/29/2014) [-]
ok ok ok

firstly do you send her messages alot? like alot more than her every day?
#157303 - queencardvike (09/29/2014) [-]
Usually, but not that much more. I usually do start the conversations though.
User avatar #157429 - Ninotori (09/30/2014) [-]
This will piss you off, but i can promise you, if she doesn't respond fervently after the second try, leave her the hell alone she's intentionally trying to avoid you. Doesn't make her right or a good person, but thats what people do when they are disinterested. Might seem lame, but really, you get a better reaction when you don't push it.

Also, it will hurt to hear this, but don't work your sadness into every conversation you have especially when you're only having casual conversation or with someone you don't know well.

Heres the bullshit about being depressed and being on hard times: sharing that with people when they aren't prepared to hear it freaks them out and they like you less.It 's just uncomfortable to people and it feels pushy, because you are opening up about yourself at a point when they feel openness is unwelcome or too soon, does that make sense?

Next time if you really need to talk about your sadness, make the time appropriate; ask "hey i could really use a listener or your opinion on something personal, do you have a minute?" or whatnot, but don't inject it into everything that's asked of you, and don't put that responsibility on people who haven't known you long.

This sounds cruel as fuck i know, it's not easy to stew in your life's bullshit by yourself but hearing it the opposite direction myself, i understand exactly how those people feel. It sucks to say, but when you inject your depression into conversations where it isn't really related makes you seem like someone who's far too open about themselves, and it looks kind of like fishing for love (which basically it is, but people don't want to give energy to that). When you need someone to talk to, go to someone who is looking to be your listener and is prepared for it, but spare the strangers because people should get to know your surface long before they get to know your deepest oceans; thats how they feel the most comfortable.
User avatar #157305 - haydentheviking (09/29/2014) [-]
i would say

cause if your "creeping her out" as you say

dont message her for a while or not as often

you dont wanna come off as needy by messaging her all the time
dont worry ive done this before its not fun, just try to cool it with the amount of messages or times you speak to her each day
#157308 - queencardvike (09/29/2014) [-]
I am also kinda depressed. That's why I always talk to her. The problem is, I normally come off as a very happy person so whenever I try to have serious conversations people just think I'm joking or don't know what to do because they've never seen me so sad or so serious, and they just kinda brush it off.
User avatar #157309 - haydentheviking (09/29/2014) [-]
i know what you mean

Im just saying maybe she is a bit overwhelmed and dont fully understand your scenario
and she dont know what to do cause perhaps you've not explained whats going on?

i say give it a few days or a day from each time you talk, more to talk about that way

#157310 - queencardvike (09/29/2014) [-]
Thanks. You've been a big help.
User avatar #157311 - haydentheviking (09/29/2014) [-]
I hope thats not sarcasm

In all serious-ness just play it cool and talk about what she likes and her for a bit too that might work
#157317 - queencardvike (09/29/2014) [-]
Seriously. Thank you.
#157318 - haydentheviking (09/29/2014) [-]
all in a days work
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