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quasimbo

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Gender: male
Age: 18
PSN: Quasimbo
Date Signed Up:5/03/2013
Last Login:8/01/2015
Location:Germany
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Content Ranking:#8231
Comment Ranking:#14195
Highest Content Rank:#1537
Highest Comment Rank:#3061
Content Thumbs: 4305 total,  4674 ,  369
Comment Thumbs: 1801 total,  2130 ,  329
Content Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 13% (13/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:249716
Times Content Favorited:268 times
Total Comments Made:472
FJ Points:5291

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latest user's comments

#121 - Skipped a part and immediately ended up at the "you're ra… 07/31/2015 on Cunt cam 101 +2
#24 - That's exactly how we Europeans imagine Americans  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on The Real American Sniper +20
#41 - wtfduud (07/27/2015) [-]
How americans imagine americans
#446 - Oh, okay good to hear 07/17/2015 on Unfavorable Bird Meme 0
#444 - Studying 3d animation with only one working eye?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Unfavorable Bird Meme 0
User avatar #445 - totallytito (07/17/2015) [-]
No it still works. I was just really lucky at how resilient and squishy my eye is.
The eyelid closed on time, and the rod slipped around my eyeball into my eyesocket.
The eye itself was unharmed, but it left a lot of bruising for a month and a half.
User avatar #446 - quasimbo (07/17/2015) [-]
Oh, okay good to hear
#204 - So contributing to society is the only thing that makes a huma…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Unfavorable Bird Meme +7
#229 - totallytito (07/16/2015) [-]
The moment we stopped evolving physically was the moment we ceased to matter to the universe. We have decided to become mentally evolved, and the only way to continue mental evolution is to focus on educating our children more efficiently and thoroughly.

Schools are essentially evolution control centers. The problem is, everyone has different methods of learning, so using standardized education systems just isn't going to help society. The less compatible some people are with the educational standards, the more time is wasted on trying to get them to adapt to these standards.

This is why people with aspegers tend to accel in technical background jobs, why people with Downs Syndrome tend to make excellent care givers and nurses, and specifically why the mentally retarded make excellent politicians(The joke is technically true).

Neurotypical people, otherwise known as "normal" people tend to be more social.. these are the people you see becoming actors, musicians, spokes persons, CEO's, and other socially demanding jobs which... most mental disabilities tend to affect first.

Personally, I work in technical fields and fixed hydraulic equipment for two years.
Then I quit after having a steel rod jammed into my eye, and decided to go to college to study 3D animation. I quickly became the 2nd best in the college, and I couldn't be happier.
User avatar #444 - quasimbo (07/17/2015) [-]
Studying 3d animation with only one working eye?
User avatar #445 - totallytito (07/17/2015) [-]
No it still works. I was just really lucky at how resilient and squishy my eye is.
The eyelid closed on time, and the rod slipped around my eyeball into my eyesocket.
The eye itself was unharmed, but it left a lot of bruising for a month and a half.
User avatar #446 - quasimbo (07/17/2015) [-]
Oh, okay good to hear
#102 - Just gonna leave this here 07/08/2015 on Hmmmm, where did he go?!? 0
#101 - Just gonna leave this here 07/08/2015 on Hmmmm, where did he go?!? 0
#129 - Bielefeld is my hometown. I even know exactly where they took …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Fact Off +1
User avatar #135 - atoaster (07/05/2015) [-]
Dude, where are you from?
User avatar #132 - komandantmirkoo (07/05/2015) [-]
apparently when someone states that they're ftom bielefeld, they're just a part of the conspiracy and they're lying.
#54 - These spikey bastards <3 07/04/2015 on You don't need fur to be cute +3
#12 - Hitler and Stalin were the first two Mii Fighters I made. Real… 07/03/2015 on SUPER SMASH BROS. WW2 EDITION 0

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