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Date Signed Up:9/24/2011
Last Login:3/31/2013
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#426 - trips and i delete my account  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2012 on five reasons -7
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User avatar #448 - swordman (04/06/2012) [-]
**swordman rolls 341,922,856**
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User avatar #442 - toastwarriornog (04/06/2012) [-]
**toastwarriornog rolls 025**

why is eveyone doing this today?
User avatar #429 - bewblvr (04/06/2012) [-]
**bewblvr rolls 807**

#1434 - **qayokm rolls 44** iloveqayokm 04/06/2012 on glasses -1
#63 - i saw this yesterday with about 10 thumbs in the latest upload… 04/05/2012 on The Grammarhammer +1
#90 - ponytine ponytime 04/04/2012 on Don't Like The New Rules? +1
#160 - actually i am german so i dont need need a translation  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2012 on Brett Pitt 0
User avatar #161 - missmieze (04/04/2012) [-]
warum sprichst du dann nicht DEUTSCH mi mir :D?
#143 - i see everyone is posting german jokes here i come! …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2012 on Brett Pitt +1
User avatar #146 - nomadfourohthree (04/02/2012) [-]
lol that's actually pretty funny :D
#141 - Wtf? A German Comic without a translation got over onethousand…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/02/2012 on Brett Pitt +2
#162 - blackjackmack (07/14/2012) [-]
Stone-I am a stone.

Board-You? Einstein? If you are Einstein than I am Brad Pitt.
User avatar #159 - missmieze (04/03/2012) [-]
check the comments down below for the translation
User avatar #160 - qayokm (04/04/2012) [-]
actually i am german so i dont need need a translation
User avatar #161 - missmieze (04/04/2012) [-]
warum sprichst du dann nicht DEUTSCH mi mir :D?
#156 - ichbinlegion (04/03/2012) [-]
Ich habe keine Ahnung!
User avatar #143 - qayokm (04/02/2012) [-]
i see everyone is posting german jokes
here i come!

fahren zwei ameisen mit dem fahrrad, sagt die eine ameise zu der anderen:
"Warte mal, ich habe eine Fliege im Auge!"
User avatar #146 - nomadfourohthree (04/02/2012) [-]
lol that's actually pretty funny :D
#206 - My Xbox still works fine since i got it 4 years ago...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2012 on Xbox +1
User avatar #238 - seekay (04/01/2012) [-]
Mine is 5-6 years old and never had problems with it.

People are too stupid to use a console, lol.
#228 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2012 on dolan :( +5
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#162 - you remember the first time you saw a dolan post? pic… 03/27/2012 on HURRR DURRR DOLAN +7
#32 - this is so old, but i laugh my ass off againg and again 03/20/2012 on Every time!!! Lol +2
#78 - **** this **** . i hate all of these … 03/16/2012 on Memes are dead. +3
#4452 - i saw one of your comics on 9gag... i just wanted to tell you :3 03/14/2012 on Kodylol's profile 0
#17 - **qayokm rolls 53** 03/12/2012 on Our planets needs us +1
#155 - der gerät schläft nie ein  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2012 on another meme +2
User avatar #172 - retrochris (03/11/2012) [-]
Deine Mutter isst soviel Döner,dass auch der Gerät ins schwitzen kommt xP
#153 - das gerät ist immer vor dem chef im geschäfft  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2012 on another meme +2
User avatar #154 - Dasich (03/11/2012) [-]
Der gerät schneidet fleisch immer schweißfrei. c:
User avatar #155 - qayokm (03/11/2012) [-]
der gerät schläft nie ein
User avatar #172 - retrochris (03/11/2012) [-]
Deine Mutter isst soviel Döner,dass auch der Gerät ins schwitzen kommt xP
#433 - 9gag is a bunch of little girls and faggots 03/07/2012 on 9FAGs - fags are fags +1
#282 - "hi i'm a broni-" junk and next 03/07/2012 on Little Brother +1
#372 - Münster. Also Nord-NRW. Jedenfalls sagt man hier nicht &q…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2012 on German 0
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#370 - ich komme auch aus deutschland und habe das ehrlich gesagt noc…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2012 on German 0
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User avatar #372 - qayokm (03/06/2012) [-]
Münster. Also Nord-NRW.
Jedenfalls sagt man hier nicht "So unfähig" als eigenständigen Satz. ^^
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#150 - Aber niemand sagt auf deutsch "So unfähig". Zud…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/06/2012 on German +1
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User avatar #370 - qayokm (03/06/2012) [-]
ich komme auch aus deutschland und habe das ehrlich gesagt noch nie gehört. ^^
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User avatar #372 - qayokm (03/06/2012) [-]
Münster. Also Nord-NRW.
Jedenfalls sagt man hier nicht "So unfähig" als eigenständigen Satz. ^^
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#29 - this "if you know what i mean" meme is freakin' over…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2012 on If you know what i mean -1
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#67 - srsly? yestirday i saw this with like 50 thumbs and though &qu… 03/06/2012 on Granny should take it easy 0
#611 - oh sweet dinner time 03/04/2012 on OP's Sexy Delivery -4
#48 - they think like a guy with an e-cigarret? 03/03/2012 on Smoking is bad...MMMKAY 0

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#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/20/2012) [-]
"new meme" has been around for ******* ages you retarded ass newfag
User avatar #12 to #10 - qayokm (05/20/2012) [-]
well well.
knowyour meme says that it was created at the 30 april 2012

and i say: i dont ******* care when it was created.
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx Comment deleted by qayokm [-]
User avatar #1 - penisflower (11/04/2011) [-]
thumbed your post "New Year". Dance on, brah, dance on.
User avatar #2 to #1 - qayokm (11/04/2011) [-]
very obliging :3


so you've said, that you're half germany... whats with the other half? :>
User avatar #3 to #2 - penisflower (11/04/2011) [-]
I am not half german, kind of just a part, because my granny on my mom's side is german. My mom is half german half british, and my dad is actually irish/scottish. It's difficult.
User avatar #4 to #3 - qayokm (11/05/2011) [-]
...i see


well, in my case it's easier.
My dad is greece, my moms german.
too bad i dont speak a word greek.
User avatar #5 to #4 - penisflower (11/05/2011) [-]
Souvlaki.
User avatar #6 to #5 - qayokm (11/05/2011) [-]
seems like you can talk greek fluently
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