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Date Signed Up:9/24/2011
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#58 - my subwoofer just explode 11/06/2012 on Click this link and enjoy 0
#100 - yep 11/05/2012 on seatbelts. 0
#86 - America... where adults are save without wearing a seatbelt.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2012 on seatbelts. 0
#98 - anonymous (11/05/2012) [-]
safe*
User avatar #100 - qayokm (11/05/2012) [-]
yep
#44 - i bet he was like "yeah i just get my home keys out of my… 10/28/2012 on How to Help a Drunk Driver +13
#5 - nun ja, dass du ne frau bist wusst ich nicht, aber nur weil du… 10/27/2012 on Guy eats a banana 0
#3 - Wenn du deutsch wirklich könntest, dann hättest du den Sinn …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2012 on Guy eats a banana 0
User avatar #4 - CupcakeFish (10/27/2012) [-]
For one thing, I'm a woman.

And for another thing, I'm learning German and that made no sense.
User avatar #5 - qayokm (10/27/2012) [-]
nun ja, dass du ne frau bist wusst ich nicht, aber nur weil du deutsch lernst kannst du dich nicht mit einem deutschen im deutsch sprechen messen. ;)
#1 - fiick dick du huänsohn. jezze hab icke dieset widerlicke sche…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2012 on Guy eats a banana -1
User avatar #2 - CupcakeFish (10/27/2012) [-]
That is the worst German I've ever seen.
User avatar #3 - qayokm (10/27/2012) [-]
Wenn du deutsch wirklich könntest, dann hättest du den Sinn dahinter erkannt min Jung. :)
User avatar #4 - CupcakeFish (10/27/2012) [-]
For one thing, I'm a woman.

And for another thing, I'm learning German and that made no sense.
User avatar #5 - qayokm (10/27/2012) [-]
nun ja, dass du ne frau bist wusst ich nicht, aber nur weil du deutsch lernst kannst du dich nicht mit einem deutschen im deutsch sprechen messen. ;)
#49 - one bitburger pils beer at the bar 10/22/2012 on That Poor Dog 0
#13 - yeah.... this is.... so.... freaking.... funny 10/19/2012 on Oh you! +2
#73 - ^^ good one. but i was talking about the germans in a…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2012 on Americans and Alcohol 0
User avatar #78 - FligFlag (10/18/2012) [-]
Ah I see, I am not educated on that subject so I shall take your word *Tips cap.
#67 - you wanna know what makes me proud to be a german? okay, h…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2012 on Americans and Alcohol +4
User avatar #72 - FligFlag (10/18/2012) [-]
Well I'm pretty sure Germany in the early 1900's caused a fair few problems...
User avatar #73 - qayokm (10/18/2012) [-]
^^ good one.

but i was talking about the germans in amercia.... trust me, i watched a reportage once.
User avatar #78 - FligFlag (10/18/2012) [-]
Ah I see, I am not educated on that subject so I shall take your word *Tips cap.
#176 - Well, awesome gif. awesome movie. awesome song. … 10/17/2012 on When someone asks me if i... +2
#54 - Mac fags detected. The last time i got a bluescreen …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2012 on Scumbag Windows +23
User avatar #73 - thepalmtoptiger (10/14/2012) [-]
I actually got them very frequently during the Guild Wars 2 beta. GW2 didn't play nice with the beta Nvidia driver so I needed to downgrade then upgrade later.
#70 - firesky (10/14/2012) [-]
I got a shitload a year ago on my desktop pc because of my Creative sound card.
#81 - well, the right one will definitely not gonna jump.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2012 on Kill it before it lays eggs! 0
#88 - daitonsixfour (10/12/2012) [-]
Correction, the thing on the right has to jump.... off Mt. Everest. It shall cause a deadly earthquake and the native people will die, but it's what has to be done.
#29 - And who should this be? Odin just got one eye...  [+] (5 new replies) 10/03/2012 on religious debate, go! +1
#42 - anonymous (10/03/2012) [-]
it is Thor
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#45 - spycheckingpyro (10/03/2012) [-]
as far as Mjölnir goes, it's fairly accurate.
the myth is that the weapon turns to whatever the wielder is most comfortable using. when it was forged, Loki used it as a whip. But for Thor, being a blacksmith, it became a smith's mallet.
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#31 - you've forgot that harry potter sucks and LotR Rules. … 10/01/2012 on Shit... 0
#85 - Alestorm ahoi 10/01/2012 on Leviathan comp 0
#12 - Here ya gooo: http://notfunny.com/main.html 10/01/2012 on the poor guy 0
#105 - some guy said it in a documentary. :) and i talked wi… 09/26/2012 on Christians... 0
#100 - well okay. maybe there are differences from country to country…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2012 on Christians... 0
#106 - greendayminority (09/26/2012) [-]
Most likely a difference in countries, in NI there seems to be a movement to more extreme areas of Christianity to combat the non religious and make up for the Troubles...





like religion can fix a problem cause by religion
#446 - yoooooou know that none of the theories says that there was no… 09/26/2012 on Why atheism fails +1
#97 - when do you guys understand that christians are NOT creationis…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Christians... +2
User avatar #104 - edwardlol (09/26/2012) [-]
Explain to me how the protestant church can admit anything in the first place, when there is nothing like a religious leader, who could speak for them?
User avatar #105 - qayokm (09/26/2012) [-]
some guy said it in a documentary. :)

and i talked with our pastor once about it.


but you're right and i have never thought about that point before.
#98 - greendayminority (09/26/2012) [-]
(UK fag here)

Not my protestant church, they have recently STARTED teaching creationism... Yes, they said evolution happened before. They have regressed. They have went from something sensible to something ridiculous.
User avatar #100 - qayokm (09/26/2012) [-]
well okay. maybe there are differences from country to country, but our church believes in the evolution, and thinks that darwin was right. ;)
#106 - greendayminority (09/26/2012) [-]
Most likely a difference in countries, in NI there seems to be a movement to more extreme areas of Christianity to combat the non religious and make up for the Troubles...





like religion can fix a problem cause by religion
#20 - srsly this is old.... but i'm laughing my ass of again and again! :D 09/24/2012 on You Just Served Yourself 0
#206 - "Found on Reddit," **** you  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on Muslims -11
#216 - PiMaker (09/23/2012) [-]
>"found on reddit,"
from 4chan
#148 - "I have my reasons for getting it." hfw he … 08/29/2012 on my new tattoo +13

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#10 - anonymous (05/20/2012) [-]
"new meme" has been around for ******* ages you retarded ass newfag
User avatar #12 to #10 - qayokm (05/20/2012) [-]
well well.
knowyour meme says that it was created at the 30 april 2012

and i say: i dont ******* care when it was created.
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User avatar #1 - penisflower (11/04/2011) [-]
thumbed your post "New Year". Dance on, brah, dance on.
User avatar #2 to #1 - qayokm (11/04/2011) [-]
very obliging :3


so you've said, that you're half germany... whats with the other half? :>
User avatar #3 to #2 - penisflower (11/04/2011) [-]
I am not half german, kind of just a part, because my granny on my mom's side is german. My mom is half german half british, and my dad is actually irish/scottish. It's difficult.
User avatar #4 to #3 - qayokm (11/05/2011) [-]
...i see


well, in my case it's easier.
My dad is greece, my moms german.
too bad i dont speak a word greek.
User avatar #5 to #4 - penisflower (11/05/2011) [-]
Souvlaki.
User avatar #6 to #5 - qayokm (11/05/2011) [-]
seems like you can talk greek fluently
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