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Date Signed Up:9/24/2011
Last Login:3/31/2013
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#18 - srsly.... even if i loved the movie... i even watched it twice… 01/04/2013 on Adventure -1
#80 - well he has improved his body as **** and he can be proud of i… 01/04/2013 on How to lift -5
#16 - and he admits it in his show he demonstrates survival tech…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Survivalist difficulty +7
#45 - nightstar (01/04/2013) [-]
Les gets help when he needs it. They aren't standing there holding his hand like for Bear.

But remember the episode he did in the tundra, when the ice on the ocean/lake started to melt, his team evacuated him, cutting the week of survival by a couple of days.
#18 - silentnigga (01/04/2013) [-]
to bad bear teaches really shity and extreme forms of survival that only bear grylls does i know hurr duurr let haul this boulder down a mountain so i can sleep on top of it and to eat ill catch a salmon with my hands are you writing all my usefull tips down
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#36 - madjackwack (01/04/2013) [-]
if i wanted to seriously learn how to survive, i wouldn't watch a fucking tv show.

i enjoy watching Bear's shows because they're epically interesting and intense.
#25 - tylosaurus (01/04/2013) [-]
Too and shitty.*

Well, as for that stupid picture. I don't see him in a dessert with the only source of liquid being himself. Bear even shows that the water running down from rocks are filtered and most likely clean. He shows that you don't need a leaf to drink it. He shows what you do without any form of water. He shows what to do so wild animals won't get you.

I've learned so much more from Bear than those two.
#73 - silentnigga (01/05/2013) [-]
you can turn your piss into drinkable water through condensation anyone who drinks piss is a fucking idiot it will fucking kill you its a nail in the proverbial coffin
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#74 - tylosaurus (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, but that requries the right fucking material. He doesn't recommend it either, he shows what you can do it extreme conditions. - Such as being stuck in a fucking desert.
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#75 - silentnigga (01/05/2013) [-]
was he completely naked in the desert? you stupid fuck you can use a peace of denim never drink your piss it survival 101 its salt and fucking poisons you dense motherfucker
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#76 - tylosaurus (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, how about you just die in the desert rather than fucking surviving. You need the some sort of container and the sun to make it pure like you want, otherwise it won't do shit.
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#77 - silentnigga (01/05/2013) [-]
not even gonna try go learn from something other than a tv
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#78 - tylosaurus (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'd suggest you do the same. I rarely ever watch TV.

By the way, I don't think I should be taking advice from someone caleld silentnigga. Or someone with major grammar errors. If you can't even comprehend the english language, then you defintiely shouldn't give advise to people. Atleast not knowledge-wise.
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#79 - silentnigga (01/05/2013) [-]
your a fukin weirdo why dont you go masterbat in the dark somewhere
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#80 - tylosaurus (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeeeeeeah, there we go again with the stupidity.
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#81 - silentnigga (01/05/2013) [-]
your just jealous i get mad pussy and am mad popular psh just quit
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#82 - tylosaurus (01/05/2013) [-]
You're trying too hard.
#58 - walter kills mike  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on Far Cry endings +1
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#65 - marineofMaine (01/03/2013) [-]
i Still cant believe its not butter!
#78 - Actually the Bow sucks hairy balls.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on Dis Game -3
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#82 - ireallylikepotatoe (01/03/2013) [-]
You're not doin' it rite then.
#88 - since when does every costume count as a "cosplay"? 12/28/2012 on Best Cosplays of the Year +1
#77 - yeah. 12/27/2012 on Mind = Blown +3
#74 - no the person in the picture is a earth bender from the series…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Mind = Blown +1
#75 - englman (12/27/2012) [-]
Well.. Yeah?.. I've watched the show and know who Toph is.. I was just making a joke about how Metal is refined Rock (speaking musically, haha, Metal is "better" than Rock [both are awesome before people get mad at that too..]) but whatever.. If FJ wants to pick it to death, go ahead.

I'm going to go listen to The Faceless now.
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#109 - atheistzilla (12/27/2012) [-]
because of you i looked up the faceless and i fuckin love this shit thank you very much
#111 - englman (12/28/2012) [-]
You're very welcome bro:D They're an incredibly awesome Technical Death Metal band.
<-Their "Autotheism" album is brilliant lol
#77 - qayokm (12/27/2012) [-]
yeah.
#71 - you obviously did not get the joke  [+] (8 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Mind = Blown 0
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#73 - englman (12/27/2012) [-]
I understood that:

Metal = Rock (Not musically but in terms of minerals/etc.)
Metal = Rock (Musically speaking, some people believe they're the same.)

Am I missing something?
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#78 - heraske (12/27/2012) [-]
Heavy Metal is slightly heavier, faster than rock, while containing lots of blues. That's why if you listen to Maiden, you can hear lots of blues in their solos.

So, Heavy Metal = Rock X 10 + blues X 1~3

Metal and all it's subgenres utilize elements from other genres. Such as folk metal uses elements from Folk, and Death metal uses elements from thrash metal and such.
#80 - anon (12/27/2012) [-]
Wrong. Death metal uses elements from DEATH!
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#74 - qayokm (12/27/2012) [-]
no the person in the picture is a earth bender from the series "avatar" she also became the first metal bender, because "metal is just a different type of rock" as she says. ;)
#75 - englman (12/27/2012) [-]
Well.. Yeah?.. I've watched the show and know who Toph is.. I was just making a joke about how Metal is refined Rock (speaking musically, haha, Metal is "better" than Rock [both are awesome before people get mad at that too..]) but whatever.. If FJ wants to pick it to death, go ahead.

I'm going to go listen to The Faceless now.
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#109 - atheistzilla (12/27/2012) [-]
because of you i looked up the faceless and i fuckin love this shit thank you very much
#111 - englman (12/28/2012) [-]
You're very welcome bro:D They're an incredibly awesome Technical Death Metal band.
<-Their "Autotheism" album is brilliant lol
#77 - qayokm (12/27/2012) [-]
yeah.
#248 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2012 on Theft +10
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