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Date Signed Up:9/24/2011
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#6 - actually liest ist written ließt.... liest is something different...  [+] (11 new replies) 12/16/2012 on My biggest desire -6
#9 - freegzuz (12/16/2012) [-]
No.
User avatar #8 - ilovejuice (12/16/2012) [-]
actually what OP wrote is perfactly fine in German..
I think i found a pretty good example:
Man liest(like OP wrote it=read) ein Buch, man least(=leasing) ein Auto und man ließ alle Sorgen hinter sich (one left all worries behind)
User avatar #17 - iplaywithmyself (12/16/2012) [-]
Ich Liebe Dich
#10 - blackoutdope (12/16/2012) [-]
lol no one learns german because its so hard
our language is something pretty nice

User avatar #12 - Fluorum (12/16/2012) [-]
Na, ich lerne doch Deutsch.
bin aber selbst ein Russe ._.
User avatar #20 - izrail (12/16/2012) [-]
Ich bin eine Deutsche und lerne gerade russisch.

Irgendwie lustig.
User avatar #41 - Fluorum (12/17/2012) [-]
echt?! ._.
User avatar #43 - izrail (12/17/2012) [-]
naja, was heißt 'lerne gerade'..

Ich bin in Russland geboren worden, hab aber schon vor meinem 3. Lebensjahr das Land verlassen. Jetzt lebe ich seit über 20 Jahren in Deutschland. Ich kann ein wenig russisch sprechen und ich verstehe die Basics der Sprache, aber alles darüber hinaus ist praktisch nicht vorhanden.

Also hab ich vor einigen Monaten angefangen, mir das lesen und schreiben beizubringen, indem ich Puschkins Gedichte gelesen, abgeschrieben und übersetzt habe.

So viel dazu :)
User avatar #44 - Fluorum (12/17/2012) [-]
Und woher kommst du so?

Ich war schon paar Mal in Sachsen, Nordrhein und Meck-Pomm (:
Komme dann wieder zu studieren, weil ich erst noch in Russland bin.
User avatar #45 - izrail (12/17/2012) [-]
Ich wohne im stolzen Bayern ;)
aaaaber ... eigentlich ist das ja so nicht ganz richtig, weil das Frankenland ja eigentlich fast schon so ein kleiner Bundesstaat für sich ist, ne? :)

Ich hab Freunde in Sachsen und Familie in Nordrhein-Westfalen. Da bin ich also auch mehr oder weniger regelmäßig..
Wo studierst du denn? Und was studierst du? (Ich find sowas immer ziemlich spannend :D)
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#15 - fucking americans dont use seatbelts 12/16/2012 on My near death experience +5
#157 - i killed him yesterday in far cry 3 12/16/2012 on Rare Golden Tiger +5
#91 - Russia: Oh we have everything and we also make the best vodka … 12/14/2012 on Getting Drunk +8
#20 - i cant deside who i'd love more to fuck  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2012 on Doing it Right +7
#23 - warlockrichard (12/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #21 - peteobear (12/14/2012) [-]
Me either.
#401 - god... and i thought americans are stupid 12/11/2012 on Canadian Bagged Milk 0
#229 - god... i would have done things to her 12/09/2012 on IGPlanet's Learning Corner +4
#70 - http://static.notfunny.com/main.html 12/08/2012 on wrong beard 0
#21 - OP: Du weißt, dass Josha Sauer die Comics auch selbst überse…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2012 on wrong beard 0
#27 - elbaum (12/06/2012) [-]
doch schon, aber den hab ich nicht auf englisch gefunden...
User avatar #70 - qayokm (12/08/2012) [-]
http://static.notfunny.com/main.html
User avatar #26 - stonedphreak (12/06/2012) [-]
anscheinend nicht
#111 - oh man op i loved this! i really laughed my ass of because… 12/06/2012 on Helpful Teacher -2
#217 - oooh. and i really thoughtat the beginning, that this is real. :( 12/06/2012 on Wait what? +1
#42 - actually it is true... i think funnyjunke aint even funny but … 12/05/2012 on Trying to get off FJ -1
#131 - am i the only one who wonders how cadillaczach get on the fron…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2012 on Telecommunication +2
User avatar #142 - amuro (12/02/2012) [-]
HE HAS A PACT WHIT SATAN
#122 - well the truth can hurt, bro 12/02/2012 on The way conversations work... 0
#53 - wow. did not knew that it is that easy to find those "shy…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2012 on The way conversations work... -6
#67 - anonymous (12/01/2012) [-]
you're on funnyjunk and you're surprised the folks here think you're an asshole for digging on quiet people....
User avatar #122 - qayokm (12/02/2012) [-]
well the truth can hurt, bro
#57 - lolme (12/01/2012) [-]
You just proved my point with that sentence. All gnazis just committed suicide.
#50 - yeah.... and? they still dont talk and this destroys the m…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2012 on The way conversations work... -4
#51 - lolme (12/01/2012) [-]
I have a feeling that your IQ score is the same as your shoe number.
User avatar #53 - qayokm (12/01/2012) [-]
wow. did not knew that it is that easy to find those "shy"-faggots
#67 - anonymous (12/01/2012) [-]
you're on funnyjunk and you're surprised the folks here think you're an asshole for digging on quiet people....
User avatar #122 - qayokm (12/02/2012) [-]
well the truth can hurt, bro
#57 - lolme (12/01/2012) [-]
You just proved my point with that sentence. All gnazis just committed suicide.
#48 - srsly. i hate people like you you this is just akward if t…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/01/2012 on The way conversations work... -8
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User avatar #76 - ilovehitler (12/01/2012) [-]
I know that feeling.
I just love listening to what other people say (at least, if it's by choice...)
#49 - lolme (12/01/2012) [-]
Perhaps because they're shy or hesitant to talk and don't feel the need to show their balls to everyone unless someone asks them to do so? Or because they're just not good at conversing.
User avatar #50 - qayokm (12/01/2012) [-]
yeah.... and?
they still dont talk and this destroys the mood for everyone else.
#51 - lolme (12/01/2012) [-]
I have a feeling that your IQ score is the same as your shoe number.
User avatar #53 - qayokm (12/01/2012) [-]
wow. did not knew that it is that easy to find those "shy"-faggots
#67 - anonymous (12/01/2012) [-]
you're on funnyjunk and you're surprised the folks here think you're an asshole for digging on quiet people....
User avatar #122 - qayokm (12/02/2012) [-]
well the truth can hurt, bro
#57 - lolme (12/01/2012) [-]
You just proved my point with that sentence. All gnazis just committed suicide.
#492 - Fuck yeah. Markus Heitz "Die Zwerge" Wallpaper 11/27/2012 on What is... 0
#67 - germany 11/26/2012 on Black Friday 0
#13 - non-amerifag here what the hell is black friday?  [+] (10 new replies) 11/26/2012 on Black Friday +12
#182 - jakeattack (11/26/2012) [-]
were the Friday after thanksgiving all stores have supposed extreme sales on most of their products. this causes everyone to rush to the stores which now are opening at midnight and causing havoc and long lines. the funny thing is except for clothes, many of these deals are limited offers and really not even worth all the hassle.
#40 - landerp (11/26/2012) [-]
All-American free for all. TO THE DEATH
#29 - trevanman (11/26/2012) [-]
happens in Europe as well.
check Sweden and Norway.
They had a 90% off kinda sale at the Vestby Outlet... or so I was told. I didn't check it out.
#21 - bawler (11/26/2012) [-]
Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls
User avatar #17 - roflstorm (11/26/2012) [-]
It is the one day of the year where an entire city can, and will flood a single mall looking for shit on sale.
User avatar #18 - DiabloStrawhat (11/26/2012) [-]
It's when we all go out and trample each other for the sales on things we want, a day after celebrating for the things we already have.
#112 - darknesspreading (11/26/2012) [-]
you are awesome. greatest explanation i have ever heard
#16 - Mexicandude (11/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #15 - responsibletim (11/26/2012) [-]
The most dreaded day of the year. People camp out side of stores for a week, waiting. Fat rednecks and ghetto black women gather by the masses and trample anyone in their sight. Soccer moms use pepper spray on people trying to get to that 2 dollar waffle maker before she can. I've seen some shit man. Be warned...
User avatar #14 - oikake (11/26/2012) [-]
It's where they round up all the niggers and sell them really cheap. It's a deal they made with the confederates to secretly keep slavery!
#42 - happenstomeallthetime.jpg  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2012 on when my balls are stuck to... 0
#48 - mollike (11/24/2012) [-]
#58 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2012 on Lesson 2: Heading -4
#64 - Rattaz (11/23/2012) [-]
#36 - ha. my dick is bigger than yours 11/21/2012 on Punny bathrum Juk -1
#10 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 11/19/2012 on evolution! +164
#103 - jeroylenkins (11/20/2012) [-]
#72 - therealxjayxb (11/19/2012) [-]
crap + dick = OP (I'm not able to post pictures yet (still need more thumbs))
#69 - wehaveyourkittens (11/19/2012) [-]
thats my boy
#78 - greasychesticles (11/19/2012) [-]
what the fuck
User avatar #97 - hedgehogman (11/20/2012) [-]
Willy Bum Bum
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#15 - crazyanimefreak (11/19/2012) [-]
#110 - technosauce (11/20/2012) [-]
#13 - anonymous (11/19/2012) [-]
You're supposed to stop fapping when your dick starts to look red.
#22 - englman (11/19/2012) [-]
But my hand turns red way before my dick does?.. :(
#151 - btw: the canabis energy drink sucks. they sell it in some shop…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2012 on All my want 0
User avatar #154 - suphenk (11/19/2012) [-]
inorite. you can buy them everywhere in Holland, but they taste like normal, really crappy energy drink. nothing like cannabis.

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#10 - anonymous (05/20/2012) [-]
"new meme" has been around for fucking ages you retarded ass newfag
User avatar #12 to #10 - qayokm (05/20/2012) [-]
well well.
knowyour meme says that it was created at the 30 april 2012

and i say: i dont fucking care when it was created.
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User avatar #1 - penisflower (11/04/2011) [-]
thumbed your post "New Year". Dance on, brah, dance on.
User avatar #2 to #1 - qayokm (11/04/2011) [-]
very obliging :3


so you've said, that you're half germany... whats with the other half? :>
User avatar #3 to #2 - penisflower (11/04/2011) [-]
I am not half german, kind of just a part, because my granny on my mom's side is german. My mom is half german half british, and my dad is actually irish/scottish. It's difficult.
User avatar #4 to #3 - qayokm (11/05/2011) [-]
...i see


well, in my case it's easier.
My dad is greece, my moms german.
too bad i dont speak a word greek.
User avatar #5 to #4 - penisflower (11/05/2011) [-]
Souvlaki.
User avatar #6 to #5 - qayokm (11/05/2011) [-]
seems like you can talk greek fluently
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