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Date Signed Up:9/24/2011
Last Login:3/31/2013
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#41 - i hoped for her flashing her tits 01/15/2013 on Flash 0
#226 - joa. ist geschmacks sache... aber hier FJ ist schon von der au… 01/09/2013 on 4fuckr 0
#200 - Vier Ficker, der Fööööhrer hat spaß? Es gibt hie…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2013 on 4fuckr +1
#216 - eroticburrito (01/09/2013) [-]
4chan wurde langweilig nach ~2 jahren
programm ? falls du das meinst ist scheiße weil sie pornos entfehrnen ABER trotzdem userfreundlicher usw
4fuckr hat wieder zu viel
aber die cams sind bombe
User avatar #226 - qayokm (01/09/2013) [-]
joa. ist geschmacks sache... aber hier FJ ist schon von der aufmachung eigentlich ein riesen kindergarten treff... ich weiß selbst nicht warum ich hier täglich bin. :)
#212 - workitout has deleted their comment.
User avatar #211 - kaycie (01/09/2013) [-]
No, you can't kill the jews
User avatar #209 - codyxvasco (01/09/2013) [-]
Because, they are the reason we were in debt.

Killing the Jews would solve literally all of our problems.
#142 - 'MERICA! Where parents are "doing it right" when… 01/09/2013 on Parenting you're doing it... +2
#106 - actually i tried using rethoric devices in my comments by reus… 01/08/2013 on what was that for +1
#101 - you rustle my yimmis with not understanding the ironic use of …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on what was that for 0
#104 - skulli (01/08/2013) [-]
I understood, but i hate it.

No hard feelings okay?
User avatar #106 - qayokm (01/08/2013) [-]
actually i tried using rethoric devices in my comments by reusing the "you rustle my yimmis" form :>

i dont have no hard feelings at all
#90 - you rustle my jimmys with your use of le monkey face  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2013 on what was that for 0
#94 - skulli (01/08/2013) [-]
I thought no one will give a fuck about that.



You rustle my jimmys with your "le"
User avatar #101 - qayokm (01/08/2013) [-]
you rustle my yimmis with not understanding the ironic use of "le" :)
#104 - skulli (01/08/2013) [-]
I understood, but i hate it.

No hard feelings okay?
User avatar #106 - qayokm (01/08/2013) [-]
actually i tried using rethoric devices in my comments by reusing the "you rustle my yimmis" form :>

i dont have no hard feelings at all
#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on Craig! +11
#73 - josieabby (01/08/2013) [-]
For you.
(If you want it, of course.)
#12 - i thought it was a watergun and they'd shoot them from up there...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Good guy pilot +11
User avatar #14 - roflcopterkklol (01/06/2013) [-]
I thought it was a rocket launcher. i guess this says something about how terrible of a person i am.
#83 - thank you very much for that 01/05/2013 on Survivalist difficulty 0
#18 - srsly.... even if i loved the movie... i even watched it twice… 01/04/2013 on Adventure -1
#80 - well he has improved his body as **** and he can … 01/04/2013 on How to lift -5
#16 - and he admits it in his show he demonstrates survival tech…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Survivalist difficulty +7
#45 - nightstar (01/04/2013) [-]
Les gets help when he needs it. They aren't standing there holding his hand like for Bear.

But remember the episode he did in the tundra, when the ice on the ocean/lake started to melt, his team evacuated him, cutting the week of survival by a couple of days.
#18 - silentnigga (01/04/2013) [-]
to bad bear teaches really shity and extreme forms of survival that only bear grylls does i know hurr duurr let haul this boulder down a mountain so i can sleep on top of it and to eat ill catch a salmon with my hands are you writing all my usefull tips down
User avatar #36 - madjackwack (01/04/2013) [-]
if i wanted to seriously learn how to survive, i wouldn't watch a fucking tv show.

i enjoy watching Bear's shows because they're epically interesting and intense.
#25 - tylosaurus (01/04/2013) [-]
Too and shitty.*

Well, as for that stupid picture. I don't see him in a dessert with the only source of liquid being himself. Bear even shows that the water running down from rocks are filtered and most likely clean. He shows that you don't need a leaf to drink it. He shows what you do without any form of water. He shows what to do so wild animals won't get you.

I've learned so much more from Bear than those two.
#73 - silentnigga (01/05/2013) [-]
you can turn your piss into drinkable water through condensation anyone who drinks piss is a fucking idiot it will fucking kill you its a nail in the proverbial coffin
User avatar #74 - tylosaurus (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, but that requries the right fucking material. He doesn't recommend it either, he shows what you can do it extreme conditions. - Such as being stuck in a fucking desert.
User avatar #75 - silentnigga (01/05/2013) [-]
was he completely naked in the desert? you stupid fuck you can use a peace of denim never drink your piss it survival 101 its salt and fucking poisons you dense motherfucker
User avatar #76 - tylosaurus (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, how about you just die in the desert rather than fucking surviving. You need the some sort of container and the sun to make it pure like you want, otherwise it won't do shit.
User avatar #77 - silentnigga (01/05/2013) [-]
not even gonna try go learn from something other than a tv
User avatar #78 - tylosaurus (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'd suggest you do the same. I rarely ever watch TV.

By the way, I don't think I should be taking advice from someone caleld silentnigga. Or someone with major grammar errors. If you can't even comprehend the english language, then you defintiely shouldn't give advise to people. Atleast not knowledge-wise.
User avatar #79 - silentnigga (01/05/2013) [-]
your a fukin weirdo why dont you go masterbat in the dark somewhere
User avatar #80 - tylosaurus (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeeeeeeah, there we go again with the stupidity.
User avatar #81 - silentnigga (01/05/2013) [-]
your just jealous i get mad pussy and am mad popular psh just quit
User avatar #82 - tylosaurus (01/05/2013) [-]
You're trying too hard.
#58 - walter kills mike  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on Far Cry endings +1
User avatar #65 - marineofMaine (01/03/2013) [-]
i Still cant believe its not butter!
#78 - Actually the Bow sucks hairy balls.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on Dis Game -3
User avatar #82 - ireallylikepotatoe (01/03/2013) [-]
You're not doin' it rite then.
#88 - since when does every costume count as a "cosplay"? 12/28/2012 on Best Cosplays of the Year +1
#77 - yeah. 12/27/2012 on Mind = Blown +3
#74 - no the person in the picture is a earth bender from the series…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Mind = Blown +1
#75 - englman (12/27/2012) [-]
Well.. Yeah?.. I've watched the show and know who Toph is.. I was just making a joke about how Metal is refined Rock (speaking musically, haha, Metal is "better" than Rock [both are awesome before people get mad at that too..]) but whatever.. If FJ wants to pick it to death, go ahead.

I'm going to go listen to The Faceless now.
User avatar #109 - atheistzilla (12/27/2012) [-]
because of you i looked up the faceless and i fuckin love this shit thank you very much
#111 - englman (12/28/2012) [-]
You're very welcome bro:D They're an incredibly awesome Technical Death Metal band.
<-Their "Autotheism" album is brilliant lol
#77 - qayokm (12/27/2012) [-]
yeah.
#71 - you obviously did not get the joke  [+] (8 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Mind = Blown 0
User avatar #73 - englman (12/27/2012) [-]
I understood that:

Metal = Rock (Not musically but in terms of minerals/etc.)
Metal = Rock (Musically speaking, some people believe they're the same.)

Am I missing something?
User avatar #78 - heraske (12/27/2012) [-]
Heavy Metal is slightly heavier, faster than rock, while containing lots of blues. That's why if you listen to Maiden, you can hear lots of blues in their solos.

So, Heavy Metal = Rock X 10 + blues X 1~3

Metal and all it's subgenres utilize elements from other genres. Such as folk metal uses elements from Folk, and Death metal uses elements from thrash metal and such.
#80 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
Wrong. Death metal uses elements from DEATH!
User avatar #74 - qayokm (12/27/2012) [-]
no the person in the picture is a earth bender from the series "avatar" she also became the first metal bender, because "metal is just a different type of rock" as she says. ;)
#75 - englman (12/27/2012) [-]
Well.. Yeah?.. I've watched the show and know who Toph is.. I was just making a joke about how Metal is refined Rock (speaking musically, haha, Metal is "better" than Rock [both are awesome before people get mad at that too..]) but whatever.. If FJ wants to pick it to death, go ahead.

I'm going to go listen to The Faceless now.
User avatar #109 - atheistzilla (12/27/2012) [-]
because of you i looked up the faceless and i fuckin love this shit thank you very much
#111 - englman (12/28/2012) [-]
You're very welcome bro:D They're an incredibly awesome Technical Death Metal band.
<-Their "Autotheism" album is brilliant lol
#77 - qayokm (12/27/2012) [-]
yeah.
#248 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2012 on Theft +10
#284 - harleycurnow Comment deleted by qayokm
#142 - they the hell should she react in any other way? i mean he… 12/24/2012 on How my love life works. -2
#78 - oooooh..... okay. this joke sucks.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Breaking Bad Drawing! +1
#81 - digitized (12/18/2012) [-]
#80 - sarhon (12/18/2012) [-]
#69 - ...wrong  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Breaking Bad Drawing! 0
#77 - digitized (12/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #78 - qayokm (12/18/2012) [-]
oooooh..... okay.



this joke sucks.
#81 - digitized (12/18/2012) [-]
#80 - sarhon (12/18/2012) [-]
#54 - and i thought that the springs would tear and slam in my face.… 12/18/2012 on Jump on it! Jump on it! +1
#50 - actually you can Fuehrer. (red thumbs incomming)  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2012 on AW SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING +5
User avatar #52 - snipster (12/17/2012) [-]
iwasnotawareofthat.gif
User avatar #57 - hotschurl (12/17/2012) [-]
In German, ae/oe/ue act as a commonly accepted replacement for ä/ö/ü, for example because the widely used (though regressing) ANSI, and before that, ASCII, encoding for letters does not contain ä/ö/ü, and would show only garbage instead of the letters (like "Ich bin der F%3~hrer").
User avatar #65 - snipster (12/17/2012) [-]
Ah, yes, I don't speak German, so that would be the main problem.

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#10 - anonymous (05/20/2012) [-]
"new meme" has been around for ******* ages you retarded ass newfag
User avatar #12 to #10 - qayokm (05/20/2012) [-]
well well.
knowyour meme says that it was created at the 30 april 2012

and i say: i dont ******* care when it was created.
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User avatar #1 - penisflower (11/04/2011) [-]
thumbed your post "New Year". Dance on, brah, dance on.
User avatar #2 to #1 - qayokm (11/04/2011) [-]
very obliging :3


so you've said, that you're half germany... whats with the other half? :>
User avatar #3 to #2 - penisflower (11/04/2011) [-]
I am not half german, kind of just a part, because my granny on my mom's side is german. My mom is half german half british, and my dad is actually irish/scottish. It's difficult.
User avatar #4 to #3 - qayokm (11/05/2011) [-]
...i see


well, in my case it's easier.
My dad is greece, my moms german.
too bad i dont speak a word greek.
User avatar #5 to #4 - penisflower (11/05/2011) [-]
Souvlaki.
User avatar #6 to #5 - qayokm (11/05/2011) [-]
seems like you can talk greek fluently
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