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Date Signed Up:9/08/2010
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Content Thumbs: 4610 total,  5387 ,  777
Comment Thumbs: 1690 total,  2191 ,  501
Content Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:374 times
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    NO NO

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#126 - NO, no we dont  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on Super woah 0
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#130 - wilsen (06/29/2014) [-]
How about you shut your fucking mouth
#35 - nope youre going to need to see an exterminator 01/23/2014 on Centipedes 0
#169 - and she cant help but cough 11/02/2013 on Karma's a bitch. +2
#49 - you should have dressed up as team rocket and kidnapped their kid 11/02/2013 on My friend spotted this at... +2
#29 - my girl friend got me a mood ring and found out when im happy … 03/29/2013 on OH HO HO +3
#71 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 09/06/2012 on Addiction +1
#75 - jhoelzler (09/06/2012) [-]
if you look Nicotine up on Wiki and go to "Dependence and Withdrawal" the first line is as following:

Modern research shows that nicotine acts on the brain to produce a number of effects. Specifically, research examining its addictive nature has been found to show that nicotine activates the mesolimbic pathway ("reward system") – the circuitry within the brain that regulates feelings of pleasure and euphoria.

that "reward system" is the same as dopamine, in case you don't know what dopamine is, it is what the brain releases everytime you feel happy...

So please stop posting bullshit comments, or at least be sure of what you actually write, because otherwise it makes you look like an ass.. but thanks for making me laugh with that ridiculous comment of yours
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#74 - kevinweeks (09/06/2012) [-]
You have "vivid dreams," not necessarily nightmares. And they're kind of awesome. It's like tripping while you're asleep.
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#76 - kevinweeks (09/06/2012) [-]
*I say this as a smoker who tried to quit using the patch, first hand experience.
#73 - jhoelzler (09/06/2012) [-]
i think you mean caffeine chump. Nicotine is a stimulant and relaxant, and you don't get addicted to nicotine in 4 fucking nights, it takes months before the amount of dopamine you release by taking in Nicotine actually gets you addicted to it which leads to the conclusion that the /b/ thread is not a 100% real story, unless if the girl mentioned in the post used to be a smoker and then quit, that would cause the nicotine patch to release very high amounts of dopamine because the body "thinks" it needs nicotine, which would actually only make her sleep even better.
#120 - minard (09/06/2012) [-]
#22 - http://minus. com/mbedII2Ume/ 08/23/2012 on pyrotronic's profile 0
#21 - [url deleted] 08/23/2012 on pyrotronic's profile 0
#3 - i herd everyone leaves his class  [+] (5 new replies) 06/13/2012 on So Punny... +85
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#48 - samxdaxman (06/13/2012) [-]
oak come on that was horrible.
#17 - Zwaffel (06/13/2012) [-]
#14 - malibumelon (06/13/2012) [-]
#4 - brianhimself (06/13/2012) [-]
Oh yew...
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#509 - Comment deleted 03/23/2012 on CROCHET MADNESS +3
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#22 - pyrotronic (08/23/2012) [-]
http://minus. com/mbedII2Ume/
#21 - pyrotronic (08/23/2012) [-]
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#7 - prettyasaswastika (07/25/2011) [-]
Okay. I am no longer blocked. My account's name was changed to "ModelNo19", and in a few days or a week (depending on how busy I may be) I will try to make a page for funnyjunk. If you ask me, I think the reason the page keeps being deleted is because it is a bit too brief and it doesn't tell that much about FJ's history or the memes. I would suggest looking at the wikipedia page for 4chan for reference.
#8 to #9 - pyrotronic (07/25/2011) [-]
k ill start puting some stuff togeather for you
#9 to #10 - prettyasaswastika (07/25/2011) [-]
Sounds good to me, but I have a general understanding of what to put:
-Background (I may need some help with this one though)
-Memes and Rage Comics
-Accounts and Users
-Scratchpad & Games
-thumbs, Front Page, and Content
-Common Terms / FunnyJunk vocabulary
-**** Content
-Association with other Websites

All I'll need is a good hour or so to type as much as I possibly can about FJ and some Mountain Dew to fuel my mind. I may be a little busy for a few days, but trust me: I will get this done.
#17 to #11 - pyrotronic (07/25/2011) [-]
some background i found
Site is hosted in a single location: Amsterdam in Netherlands and has the Alexa Rank of 4,628 which is excellent
#10 to #11 - pyrotronic (07/25/2011) [-]
almost wat i got

Hoofbrah/ the desingner
thumb system
1 thumbs in general
2 front page
3 leveling
1 content
3 baned materal
**** section
#11 to #12 - prettyasaswastika (07/25/2011) [-]
I'll get started on some brief notes, and the FJ wikipedia page will be done to the best of my ability as soon as possible.
#15 to #13 - pyrotronic (07/25/2011) [-]
i didnt make was looking for some info on the site and found this
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#16 to #17 - pyrotronic (07/25/2011) [-]
Funny Junk is a multimedia web site in which the user can upload humorous videos and pictures. The web site also features an ability to create a profile in which the user can upload content. The content is divided into thirteen main categories. The categories are Top Funny Junk, Top Funny Pictures, Top Animated Gifs, Top YouTube videos, Top Videos in general, highest rated comments in 24 hours, highest rated content overall, Highest rated content uploaded in the past 30 days, Newest User Content, and highest rated content uploaded in the past 24 hours. The web site also has links to the Home page, Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Animated Gifs, YouTube Videos, User Rankings, All Content, My Content, and My Profile. The user can also subscribe to the web site in order to receive the latest updates on the website. When uploaded, a member has the options to select Funny Pictures, Animated Gifs, Funny Videos, YouTube Videos, and custom sketch as the type of file they are uploading. The website also has a search bar that allows the user to search through the different categories that were previously mentioned. The web site also offers opportunities for advertising with them; many of the advertisements appear separate from the original web site content and so they do not interfere with pleasant browsing.
#12 to #13 - pyrotronic (07/25/2011) [-]
dont actiualy post it till we have it planed out or it will just get deleted
#13 to #14 - prettyasaswastika (07/25/2011) [-]
Okay. I'll write out a brief draft and put it in a comment on your profile tonight or tomorrow and you can tell me what you think and how it can be improved.
#14 to #15 - pyrotronic (07/25/2011) [-]
k and im trying to get another guy who origonaly helped me out to give some of the good stuff he put in b4 it got deleted
#3 - prettyasaswastika (07/24/2011) [-]
I made an account on wikipedia as "PrettyAsASwastika", but it was blocked because someone thought it was a reference to Nazism. It is actually the name of a song by Marilyn Manson, but I guess I'm the only one aware of this. Anyways, I don't know how to try and unblock my account.
#4 to #5 - pyrotronic (07/24/2011) [-]
lol try something more casual i of corse am pyrotronic and have u thought of a significance for the site
#6 to #6 - prettyasaswastika (07/24/2011) [-]
My IP address has been temporarily restricted. I sent an email to them asking that the account be unblocked and justifying why.