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#2290 - Benry (12/19/2013) [-]
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
#2291 to #2290 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
#2292 to #2291 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
#2293 to #2292 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah. Are you feeling bad right now?
#2294 to #2293 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I am.
Yeah, I guess I am.
#2295 to #2294 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?
#2298 to #2297 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Aw 						****					 you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
Aw **** you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
#2299 to #2298 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
aw yiss
aw yiss
#2300 to #2299 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
You my 						*****					, you know that, right?
You my ***** , you know that, right?
#2301 to #2300 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
And you mine, mah 						******					.
And you mine, mah ****** .
#2302 to #2301 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Bro love.   
Between two bros.   
   
 Homosex bro love.
Bro love.
Between two bros.

Homosex bro love.
#2303 to #2302 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
best kind of bro love
best kind of bro love
#2304 to #2303 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Real talk, I would never have sex with another man.

In public.
#2305 to #2304 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
#2306 to #2305 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
#2307 to #2306 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I wouldn't actually know. I haven't downed a drop of alcohol or had sex with anybody.
#2308 to #2307 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
#2309 to #2308 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm not the real partying type, and therefore, have not been in such an environment in which to put myself in that sort of situation. However, I have considered it often, maybe even wanting to try sometimes.
#2310 to #2309 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've only gotten drunk by myself and buddies before. Never really been to a party or invited to one.
#2283 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
iahO
iahO
#2285 to #2284 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
?ti soeg woH
?ti soeg woH
#2286 to #2285 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.it ta gniliaf dna yduts ot gniyrt, wonk uoy hO
#2287 to #2286 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
#2288 to #2287 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
#2289 to #2288 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
Hey, you remember how neither of us are funny?
#2280 - Benry (12/05/2013) [-]
Hey hey.
Hey hey.
#2273 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2275 to #2274 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
How goes it?
#2276 to #2275 - pyrothermal (11/25/2013) [-]
This weather has left me pony.

I'm a little hoarse.
#2277 to #2276 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
Oh you!
Oh you!
#2278 to #2277 - pyrothermal (11/25/2013) [-]
That gif.
That gif.
#2279 to #2278 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
It's a vintage post from back in the day.
#2270 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2272 to #2271 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Oh.
Oh.
#2264 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
Hey.
#2266 to #2265 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
Not much, donated blood yesterday.
You?
#2267 to #2266 - pyrothermal (11/22/2013) [-]
I.. uh.. well... didn't...really...do much to help people...
#2268 to #2267 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
The nurse almost ripped the needle out of my arm.
#2261 - Benry (11/20/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled user thedarkestrogue **
**Benry rolled user thedarkestrogue **
#2263 to #2262 - Benry (11/20/2013) [-]
Sorry?
Sorry?
#2248 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2250 to #2249 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
How goes it?
#2251 to #2250 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
Busy, procrastination-y, busy, lonely, and busy.

Did I mention busy?
#2252 to #2251 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
I actually don't think you mentioned busy at all.

Also, SOPA's back.
#2253 to #2252 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
I know, I know, remain ever vigilant to those taking away our rights. But it's just dragging on and on **************** , will these guys just not get a clue? I understand that their persistence might be the downfall of the internet as we know it, but I'm just ******* tired of hearing about it, y'know? I've got other **** to worry about right now. My youthful perseverance wears thin.

TL;DR Can it wait, SOPA? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
#2254 to #2253 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
Eventually, the first Internet War will happen.
Then, we can all look back at what the internet used to be.

I was in the first Internet War, son. Front line whistleblower, I was. Goddamn if I didn't leak hundreds of documents. It was hell.
#2255 to #2254 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
3rd Seeder Corps, 8th Division. We were supplying the troops with their entertainment. A thankless job, if you ask me, but it needed to be done. Though it was relatively out of the way, the SOPA strike was the turning point for everyone. I saw my men, my brothers, my comrades falling left and right, charged with war crimes against one of the biggest powers in the world. The only way I got out were those proxies. God bless 'em, the last line of defense in this *********** outfit. I wouldn't be here today without 'em. A hellish world we live in if we can't even get our **** movies and games for free without the goddamn government on our asses.
#2256 to #2255 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
48th Whistleblower Corps, 2nd Division. I was the commander of a small unit tasked with infiltrating various government agencies, like the NSA and TSA. I recovered a lot of good intelligence, but at a cost that was too high. Over 3/4ths of my unit were captured by the end of it, and handed over to the CIA. That was before the SOPA/TPP strike even hit. Goddamn if I didn't make it out of there by the skin of my teeth.

I still hear my mens' screams for pirated porn when I sleep at night.
#2258 to #2257 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
I just hope our children never have to go through such a struggle for basic internet rights.
I just hope our children never have to go through such a struggle for basic internet rights.
#2259 to #2258 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
Me too.   
   
I gotsta get back to work; see you later, man.
Me too.

I gotsta get back to work; see you later, man.
#2260 to #2259 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
ight stay strong little 						*****					 you can do it
ight stay strong little ***** you can do it
#2245 - Benry (11/17/2013) [-]
On Tuesday, my account will be three years old.
#2246 to #2245 - pyrothermal (11/17/2013) [-]
Congrats, that's quite good.
Congrats, that's quite good.
#2247 to #2246 - Benry (11/17/2013) [-]
I believe I get a cake.
I believe I get a cake.
#2243 - tavafanduvill (11/15/2013) [-]
Thank you for thumbing up my content. I really appreciate it and I wish you a pleasant day.
#2244 to #2243 - pyrothermal (11/15/2013) [-]
Oh, you're quite welcome.
#2242 - Benry (11/15/2013) [-]
Do you think if I challenged Admin to an Agni Kai he'd make me mod again?
Do you think if I challenged Admin to an Agni Kai he'd make me mod again?
#2229 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Pyro.. they.. took my mod powers away.
Pyro.. they.. took my mod powers away.
#2230 to #2229 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
#2231 to #2230 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
I didn't do anything, which is actually the problem.
I didn't do anything, which is actually the problem.
#2232 to #2231 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Do they deactivate your mod powers if you don't flag enough stuff or ban enough people?
#2233 to #2232 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
It isn't a quota system.    
I just wasn't flagging people, so they took er jerbs.    
   
 I flagged three posts from a year and a half ago, and that's it.
It isn't a quota system.
I just wasn't flagging people, so they took er jerbs.

I flagged three posts from a year and a half ago, and that's it.
#2234 to #2233 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh okay.

DEH DERK UR JEEERB
#2235 to #2234 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
I say we riot over it!   
   
Attica! Attica!
I say we riot over it!

Attica! Attica!
#2236 to #2235 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
To arms, brother! TO ARMS!   
   
 DURKA DURRR
To arms, brother! TO ARMS!

DURKA DURRR
#2237 to #2236 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
God it's 1:17 what the 						****					 am I doing I have school and 						****					 tomorrow goodnight Pyro sleep tight lil' 						*****					 you can do it.
God it's 1:17 what the **** am I doing I have school and **** tomorrow goodnight Pyro sleep tight lil' ***** you can do it.
#2238 to #2237 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh okay.    
Goodnight.
Oh okay.
Goodnight.
#2239 to #2238 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Also tell the Phanman to make me moderator supreme 2013.
Also tell the Phanman to make me moderator supreme 2013.
#2240 to #2239 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
I think he only listens to the aristocracy, those with single-digit ranks.
#2241 to #2240 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Us filthy commoners have no say.
#2220 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Heya.
Heya.
#2222 to #2221 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How goes it?
How goes it?
#2223 to #2222 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh, it's going.
#2224 to #2223 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How'd the exam go?
How'd the exam go?
#2225 to #2224 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
It was easier than I thought it'd be. Don't know if that's good or bad.
#2226 to #2225 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
That's a great thing! That means you kicked Chemistry's ass.
That's a great thing! That means you kicked Chemistry's ass.
#2227 to #2226 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Take that, Chemistry!
Take that, Chemistry!
#2228 to #2227 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
So was that it for your course in chemistry?   
Like, do you get your degree now?
So was that it for your course in chemistry?
Like, do you get your degree now?
#2203 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Heya.
Heya.
#2205 to #2204 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How goes it?
How goes it?
#2206 to #2205 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Worky work, busy bee.
#2207 to #2206 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Work, you say?
I don't know the concept.
#2208 to #2207 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Good for you. I've got an exam tomorrow.
#2209 to #2208 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh my, what's the exam in?
Oh my, what's the exam in?
#2210 to #2209 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Quantitative Chemistry Lab. It's the final one.
Quantitative Chemistry Lab. It's the final one.
#2211 to #2210 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh right.   
What kind of job are you looking for once you get your degree?   
   
 aaron we need to cook
Oh right.
What kind of job are you looking for once you get your degree?

aaron we need to cook
#2212 to #2211 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Congratulations. You are now the 8th person to make that joke.    
    
I really don't know, probably a chemist of some sort.
Congratulations. You are now the 8th person to make that joke.

I really don't know, probably a chemist of some sort.
#2213 to #2212 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
I hope you have a Cracked Red Eye Orb, because I want you to invade my world all night long.
Is your name the Sun? Because I've been praising you, girl.

Make explosives.
#2214 to #2213 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Hey babe, how'd you like a backstab from my spear?
Why don't we go back to my place and engage in some jolly cooperation?
Are you a pyromancer? Because you're hot.
Hey babe, I see that you're Hollow. Want some of my white Humanity all up in you?
Try holding with both hands!
I'm so alone

yup ok
#2215 to #2214 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
That was a beautiful list.
Dark Sals is love. Dark Sals is life.
#2216 to #2215 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Praise the Sun!
#2217 to #2216 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
so i herd u n wrex wer the friend of on the facetiousbook
so i herd u n wrex wer the friend of on the facetiousbook
#2218 to #2217 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
ye shepard cumandurr wut u gon do bou it
ye shepard cumandurr wut u gon do bou it
#2219 to #2218 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
wel tats oke i don evan cear u both dumb   
   
 wow   
such grammer   
very spelling
wel tats oke i don evan cear u both dumb

wow
such grammer
very spelling
#2202 - Benry (11/10/2013) [-]
Wolfjob.
Wolfjob.
User avatar #2201 - pyrothermal (11/10/2013) [-]
flashing text
#2192 - Benry (11/09/2013) [-]
u r gong 2 da mal wid ur gf nd she stop n ses &quot;ily&quot; n den she is fal ovr. she is ded.   
   
liek dis if u cry everytiem
u r gong 2 da mal wid ur gf nd she stop n ses "ily" n den she is fal ovr. she is ded.

liek dis if u cry everytiem
#2193 to #2192 - pyrothermal (11/09/2013) [-]
stori s not tru
u no hav gf
lyk if u feel evertim
#2194 to #2193 - Benry (11/09/2013) [-]
fuk u fg i hav liek 200 gfs ur gay
#2195 to #2194 - pyrothermal (11/09/2013) [-]
no ur ghey u suck ur moms cok lyk 448418 tim a day feggit fite me irl 1v1 i rek u im a mma champeen in al fity states n som of canida
no ur ghey u suck ur moms cok lyk 448418 tim a day feggit fite me irl 1v1 i rek u im a mma champeen in al fity states n som of canida
#2196 to #2195 - Benry (11/10/2013) [-]
no u suk ur mums cok u fukin fag i bet u kiss girls ur gay u fg swagyolo im 1v1 camp in liek 54 cuntrees u quer ill fite u
no u suk ur mums cok u fukin fag i bet u kiss girls ur gay u fg swagyolo im 1v1 camp in liek 54 cuntrees u quer ill fite u
#2197 to #2196 - pyrothermal (11/10/2013) [-]
wow rood ur mom suks mi forty in cok an put it up hr vagina hehe u suk all th cocs even th dogs ur so ghey n im th bad ass i culd beet both supermn n goku cumbind u culdn beet a weelchair kid lel mastur trole 2013 ur a fag ur nice to gurls wat a fag gey fag lololol
#2198 to #2197 - Benry (11/10/2013) [-]
ten 1v1 me ked u fukin quer i jazzed in ur mom and 7 moths l8tr u ware born u fukin quer shuld hv ben aboated u cokturd lol im liek as strong as bane and liek superman and arnold 						***********					 pt 2geter ur liek my aunt fg bet u cnt evn lift ur own balls lol fag
ten 1v1 me ked u fukin quer i jazzed in ur mom and 7 moths l8tr u ware born u fukin quer shuld hv ben aboated u cokturd lol im liek as strong as bane and liek superman and arnold *********** pt 2geter ur liek my aunt fg bet u cnt evn lift ur own balls lol fag
#2199 to #2198 - pyrothermal (11/10/2013) [-]
fuk u fukn feggit ur **** ur moms **** ur dads **** n al ur siblins r **** ur hol famly cn go dye bcuz ur such a dooshbag dam niger fuk fag siht piss cunt gay cock u r weird n gay n noone lyks u becuz u lyk sonic n ponies n evry1 u no cals u assburger becus ur stupid gay fag go dy no1 loves u
#2200 to #2199 - Benry (11/10/2013) [-]
I can't do it anymore. It takes too much out of me.
I can't do it anymore. It takes too much out of me.
#2143 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
Howdy.
Howdy.
#2185 to #2143 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
You too, you're a great friend to me, Alec.   
I need a hug, man.
You too, you're a great friend to me, Alec.
I need a hug, man.
#2186 to #2185 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
This is the best I can do.
This is the best I can do.
#2187 to #2186 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
C'mere, you big lug.
C'mere, you big lug.
#2188 to #2187 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
No homo, though.    
   
 Alright, some homo.
No homo, though.

Alright, some homo.
#2189 to #2188 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Oh... okay then...
Oh... okay then...
#2190 to #2189 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm off to go sleep.
Talk to ya tomorrow or Saturday.

And I only go up to 33% homo.
#2191 to #2190 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Oh okay, see you later then. I'mma go work on important things of importance.
#2165 to #2143 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Hey, if you need to go work, go work. I'll be fine, here, by myself, with nothing to do, ever.
Hey, if you need to go work, go work. I'll be fine, here, by myself, with nothing to do, ever.
#2166 to #2165 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
It'll be fine. I'll just do it over the weekend and turn it in on Monday for a solid B.
It'll be fine. I'll just do it over the weekend and turn it in on Monday for a solid B.
#2167 to #2166 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
You.. you said it was due tomorrow..
#2168 to #2167 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
My school is a huge bitch when it comes to work.   
It's policy is that an assignment loses a letter grade each day that it's overdue.    
So you can turn something in two days late and still get a C on it.
My school is a huge bitch when it comes to work.
It's policy is that an assignment loses a letter grade each day that it's overdue.
So you can turn something in two days late and still get a C on it.
#2169 to #2168 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
&gt;Saturday   
&gt;Sunday   
&gt;Monday   
That'll be a D then.
>Saturday
>Sunday
>Monday
That'll be a D then.
#2170 to #2169 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
*****					 only school days count.    
Weekends don't exist.
***** only school days count.
Weekends don't exist.
#2171 to #2170 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
But if weekends don't exist, how am I going to be able to rest up from all my procrastination during the week?    
 I have a serious problem.
But if weekends don't exist, how am I going to be able to rest up from all my procrastination during the week?
I have a serious problem.
#2172 to #2171 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
Oh god stop using your superior logic to ensnare me in traps of my own devices.
Critical systems failing.
Advanced thought failing.
Motor controls failing.
Pocket spaghetti retention at 25% and dropping.
I'm going down, repeat, I am going down!
#2173 to #2172 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
We're trying to reset your systems, but there seems to be some unexpected error!
We're trying to reset your systems, but there seems to be some unexpected error!
#2174 to #2173 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
OH GOD, MY POCKET SPAGHETTI RETENTION IS DOWN TO 10%!   
I'VE LOST ENGINE ONE, COMMAND!   
ENGINE TWO IS LOST, COMMAND!   
POWER SYSTEMS ARE FAILING.   
BACKUP POWER IS DOWN.   
I'M COMING IN TOO HARD TO COAST! MAYDAY, MAYDAY!
OH GOD, MY POCKET SPAGHETTI RETENTION IS DOWN TO 10%!
I'VE LOST ENGINE ONE, COMMAND!
ENGINE TWO IS LOST, COMMAND!
POWER SYSTEMS ARE FAILING.
BACKUP POWER IS DOWN.
I'M COMING IN TOO HARD TO COAST! MAYDAY, MAYDAY!
#2175 to #2174 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Reversing polarity of the main thrusters!   
Quadcomputing the trajectory of the spacetime continuum!   
Overclocking the GPI quadcore graphene solid-state aspect ratio!   
Titrating the basic solution to the acid problem!   
Rerouting the cloud computing to the vector space!   
Kajiggering the whatchacallit!   
 Spoilering the comment for extra annoyance!    
Restarting the Scientific Buzzword Generator!   
Dammit, man, nothing's working!
Reversing polarity of the main thrusters!
Quadcomputing the trajectory of the spacetime continuum!
Overclocking the GPI quadcore graphene solid-state aspect ratio!
Titrating the basic solution to the acid problem!
Rerouting the cloud computing to the vector space!
Kajiggering the whatchacallit!
Spoilering the comment for extra annoyance!
Restarting the Scientific Buzzword Generator!
Dammit, man, nothing's working!
#2176 to #2175 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
Pocket Spaghetti Retention at 0%!    
This is how it ends, lads.    
Godspeed, my friends.   
Godspeed to us all.   
   
 [External crashing noises]
Pocket Spaghetti Retention at 0%!
This is how it ends, lads.
Godspeed, my friends.
Godspeed to us all.

[External crashing noises]
#2177 to #2176 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
We lost a good man on the battlefield today. However, he did what most men not even dare to dream of today. That is why we must continue the fight against the ever-growing threat of awkwardness and failure on the internet. Though one man shed his mortal coil today, he has served as a true hero, a shining example for us all. He rests with the man upstairs, forever living not on earth, but in heaven, and in our hearts.   
   
 [bagpipes]
We lost a good man on the battlefield today. However, he did what most men not even dare to dream of today. That is why we must continue the fight against the ever-growing threat of awkwardness and failure on the internet. Though one man shed his mortal coil today, he has served as a true hero, a shining example for us all. He rests with the man upstairs, forever living not on earth, but in heaven, and in our hearts.

[bagpipes]
#2178 to #2177 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
[External tears across internet]    
   
Well goddamn that was silly.
[External tears across internet]

Well goddamn that was silly.
#2179 to #2178 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Oh, excessively. But I loved every minute of it.
Oh, excessively. But I loved every minute of it.
#2180 to #2179 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
We don't really grow up, we just choose who we act silly with.
We don't really grow up, we just choose who we act silly with.
#2181 to #2180 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
And the added bonus of anonymity means you can act silly with anyone.
And the added bonus of anonymity means you can act silly with anyone.
#2182 to #2181 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
The future is just amazing, isn't it?
We can act silly with people we'll never meet, that live in places we'll never go.
#2183 to #2182 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Sharing experiences we would have never had, becoming a great community that would have never formed.
#2184 to #2183 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
God man.. now I've made myself kind of sad.   
A-aron, you're a truer friend to me than most of the people I know.
God man.. now I've made myself kind of sad.
A-aron, you're a truer friend to me than most of the people I know.
#2144 to #2143 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
And here I was, just about to leave the internet. How's you?
And here I was, just about to leave the internet. How's you?
#2145 to #2144 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm doing pretty wells, thanks for asking.   
And yourself?   
   
 I've been told I have either really good or really bad timing.
I'm doing pretty wells, thanks for asking.
And yourself?

I've been told I have either really good or really bad timing.
#2146 to #2145 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Really good, but it's going to get really bad tomorrow. I have a big project due tomorrow that I've hardly started on.
Really good, but it's going to get really bad tomorrow. I have a big project due tomorrow that I've hardly started on.
#2147 to #2146 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
****					, you just reminded me that I have a project due tomorrow, too.   
Three five paragraph essays.    
I haven't even begun to start.
**** , you just reminded me that I have a project due tomorrow, too.
Three five paragraph essays.
I haven't even begun to start.
#2149 to #2148 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
To fail the assignment, or not to fail the assignment.   
That is the question.
To fail the assignment, or not to fail the assignment.
That is the question.
#2150 to #2149 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Whether 'tis nobler in the grade to suffer,   
The pens and papers of minimal length,   
Or to take Word in a Sea of Essays,   
And by finishing them; to write, to bore   
No more; and by writing, we mean fore'er   
 						******					 shakespeare and 						****					 yo
Whether 'tis nobler in the grade to suffer,
The pens and papers of minimal length,
Or to take Word in a Sea of Essays,
And by finishing them; to write, to bore
No more; and by writing, we mean fore'er
****** shakespeare and **** yo
#2151 to #2150 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
That was impressive.    
I don't know much Shakespeare, thanks Obama to bad education.
That was impressive.
I don't know much Shakespeare, thanks Obama to bad education.

#2152 to #2151 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Thank Wikipedia for actually showing me the soliloquy, and to theater for letting me recognize Hamlet. I actually had to memorize on of Hamlet's soliloquies, the 						*******					 Danish bastard.  This chem lab is going to kill me too.
Thank Wikipedia for actually showing me the soliloquy, and to theater for letting me recognize Hamlet. I actually had to memorize on of Hamlet's soliloquies, the ******* Danish bastard. This chem lab is going to kill me too.
#2153 to #2152 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
Female cat pole dancing?   
						****					 son, I might just have to ban you myself.    
   
 But not really, I haven't flagged a single thing since they made me a mod.
Female cat pole dancing?
**** son, I might just have to ban you myself.

But not really, I haven't flagged a single thing since they made me a mod.
#2154 to #2153 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
&gt;Explosions are often a metaphor for orgasms   
&gt;Real people are born, implying sex   
&gt;Drink might be alcoholic   
&gt;Stare might frighten children   
&gt;Flashing &quot;BANNED&quot; may trigger epilepsy   
Maybe I should get you banned.
>Explosions are often a metaphor for orgasms
>Real people are born, implying sex
>Drink might be alcoholic
>Stare might frighten children
>Flashing "BANNED" may trigger epilepsy
Maybe I should get you banned.
#2155 to #2154 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
Don't be silly.    
We mods are immune to the rules.   
We also have large penises and exciting lives.   
And many women want to have the sex with us all the time.
Don't be silly.
We mods are immune to the rules.
We also have large penises and exciting lives.
And many women want to have the sex with us all the time.
#2156 to #2155 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
OH YES I TOO HAVE MANY INCHES OF HERCULEAN COCKMEAT STUFFED INTO MY BOXER BRIEFS WHICH PENETRATES MY MULTIPLE GIRLFRIENDS ON THE REGULAR BASIS(THEY ALL LIVE IN CANADA THATS WHY YOU NEVER SEE THEM AND THEY ALL LIVE TOGETHER AND HAVE LESBIAN SECX SO THEY DONT GET JEALOUS)
OH YES I TOO HAVE MANY INCHES OF HERCULEAN COCKMEAT STUFFED INTO MY BOXER BRIEFS WHICH PENETRATES MY MULTIPLE GIRLFRIENDS ON THE REGULAR BASIS(THEY ALL LIVE IN CANADA THATS WHY YOU NEVER SEE THEM AND THEY ALL LIVE TOGETHER AND HAVE LESBIAN SECX SO THEY DONT GET JEALOUS)
#2158 to #2157 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
And during the day too. I have a rare disorder that lets me orgasm multiple times a day without getting tired with my multiple girlfriends. The only downside is that it also makes me a pathological liar.
And during the day too. I have a rare disorder that lets me orgasm multiple times a day without getting tired with my multiple girlfriends. The only downside is that it also makes me a pathological liar.
#2159 to #2158 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
Real talk for a minute, though.   
Boob dicks.
Real talk for a minute, though.
Boob dicks.
#2160 to #2159 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Oh yes. Cocknipples, even.
#2161 to #2160 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
Whoa, WHOA, WHOA THERE A-ARON!   
Cocknipples is simply too far to take this!    
For shame! For shame I say!
Whoa, WHOA, WHOA THERE A-ARON!
Cocknipples is simply too far to take this!
For shame! For shame I say!
#2162 to #2161 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
I-I'm sorry, sir. I just don't know what came over me.
#2163 to #2162 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
But seriously though.   
Guess I'm taking the F for tomorrows assignment.
But seriously though.
Guess I'm taking the F for tomorrows assignment.
#2140 - Benry (10/30/2013) [-]
Howdy.
Howdy.
#2142 to #2141 - Benry (10/31/2013) [-]
How goes it?
How goes it?
#2129 - Benry (10/27/2013) [-]
Howdy.
Howdy.
#2130 to #2129 - pyrothermal (10/27/2013) [-]
Oh hello there.
Oh hello there.
#2131 to #2130 - Benry (10/27/2013) [-]
How goes it?
How goes it?
#2132 to #2131 - pyrothermal (10/27/2013) [-]
It goes okay, just working on some biology stuff. How's you?
It goes okay, just working on some biology stuff. How's you?
#2133 to #2132 - Benry (10/27/2013) [-]
It's alright.    
   
Just on a Paramore binge.
It's alright.

Just on a Paramore binge.
#2134 to #2133 - pyrothermal (10/27/2013) [-]
Oh okay.
Oh okay.
#2135 to #2134 - Benry (10/27/2013) [-]
How is it in Texas this time of year?
How is it in Texas this time of year?
#2136 to #2135 - pyrothermal (10/27/2013) [-]
It's getting colder and colder, which is good for me, because that means I can wear my Left 4 Dead jacket.
#2137 to #2136 - Benry (10/27/2013) [-]
I don't own any jackets, and it's getting pretty chilly in the mornings where I live in Florida.    
   
It's a tough life for a real 						*****					, ain't it?
I don't own any jackets, and it's getting pretty chilly in the mornings where I live in Florida.

It's a tough life for a real ***** , ain't it?
#2138 to #2137 - pyrothermal (10/27/2013) [-]
All of the hard. That's what you get for living in a meth head's Disney World. And also Disney World.   
   
 I just really wanted to use that joke.
All of the hard. That's what you get for living in a meth head's Disney World. And also Disney World.

I just really wanted to use that joke.
#2139 to #2138 - Benry (10/27/2013) [-]
In Florida, you either know how to make meth or moonshine.    
   
Truly, we are the pinnacle of human society.
In Florida, you either know how to make meth or moonshine.

Truly, we are the pinnacle of human society.
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