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Age: 23
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Video Games Played: Team Fortress 2, DOOM, Guild Wars 2, Mass Effect, Many Others
Interests: Video Games, Guns, Ponies, Engineering
Date Signed Up:3/23/2010
Last Login:5/28/2016
Location:Texas
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#11 - Donut you realize what you be do?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2015 on YES 0
#13 - aximil (10/27/2015) [-]
I don't think we're deep enough yet.
#12 - fatbutler (10/27/2015) [-]
Hello, Robert.
#2 - Demi's twin sister. Can't you read?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2015 on poot +2
#4 - bobbymcbobington (10/27/2015) [-]
#9 - Don't tell me what to do.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2015 on YES +7
#10 - fatbutler (10/27/2015) [-]
We need to go deeper.
#11 - pyrothermal (10/27/2015) [-]
Donut you realize what you be do?
#13 - aximil (10/27/2015) [-]
I don't think we're deep enough yet.
#12 - fatbutler (10/27/2015) [-]
Hello, Robert.
#2 - The original Crysis for the footage, Duck Tales (NES) for the song.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2015 on Rare Pepe flying lessons +10
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#5 - ultralinkfan (10/27/2015) [-]
the exact song is the moon theme from level 2
#2 - What a day. What a lovely day!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2015 on Mad Tommy: Fury Rugrats +284
#59 - thekingofengland (10/27/2015) [-]
I live, I die, I live again!
#2 - They got a "buy eight, get one free" deal. 10/25/2015 on Amanda Show +30
#28 - Picture 10/23/2015 on it's true. deal with it. +2
#125 - I need to get it so that I can finally tell what the hell ever… 10/21/2015 on An Undertale Comp 3: Bone... 0
#2 - Congratulations. 10/19/2015 on I DID IT 0
#6 - Comment deleted 10/18/2015 on i made a sword +3
#1 - Oh the irony.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2015 on Come now, reach out - 0
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#2 - oxymoronking (10/18/2015) [-]
but the literal difinition of irony is
"the use of words expressing something other than its literal intention" bender- the devils hands are idle playthings
#3 - wilicious (10/18/2015) [-]
Though that is the common meaning, language changes, and "irony" has taken on the sub-meaning of weird coincidence.

dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony?s=t
#1 - Oh, thanks. I haven't had a chance to use my magnifying glass …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2015 on I put my Walkman on and 0
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#2 - oxymoronking (10/18/2015) [-]
cool
#5 - Well, I figured that was the case. I just thought it was an in… 10/18/2015 on The disco hot-spots hold 0
#3 - Neat. That's a good song too.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2015 on The disco hot-spots hold 0
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#4 - oxymoronking (10/18/2015) [-]
also it means i can shipost faster, not having to come up with titiles. i still have 700 things to post for the next week. hopefuly it will be done by wednesday
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#5 - pyrothermal (10/18/2015) [-]
Well, I figured that was the case. I just thought it was an interesting choice of things to do.
#1 - Why are you posting content with titles from the lyrics of &qu…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2015 on The disco hot-spots hold 0
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#2 - oxymoronking (10/18/2015) [-]
because i like it
now im doing africa by toto
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#3 - pyrothermal (10/18/2015) [-]
Neat. That's a good song too.
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#4 - oxymoronking (10/18/2015) [-]
also it means i can shipost faster, not having to come up with titiles. i still have 700 things to post for the next week. hopefuly it will be done by wednesday
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#5 - pyrothermal (10/18/2015) [-]
Well, I figured that was the case. I just thought it was an interesting choice of things to do.
#20 - It's rather hard to judge here. I'm in support of trans people… 10/17/2015 on More tumblr for the day. +7
#3 - Memes are meant to come naturally from repeated phrases,… 10/17/2015 on Hold E to take the Safe +5
#523 - Comment deleted 10/15/2015 on $50 steam cash + mousepad... 0
#2 - Dominic, apparently. 10/15/2015 on Not the spicy keychain +29
#2 - It looks a lot more sad than arrogant as a pumpkin.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2015 on Arrogant Pumpkin in 10 Steps +8
#14 - bendeman (10/14/2015) [-]
eyebrows make the difference, it seems
#15 - Thanks, I guess. But you didn't tell me before I said that. 10/11/2015 on Glen +1
#9 - I had to look up to see if Glen/Glenn was short for anything. …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/11/2015 on Glen +6
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#27 - charak (10/12/2015) [-]
What about Glendale?
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#17 - cuntism (10/11/2015) [-]
Ha I take it you're not english, glen is a geographical feature. Although I guess english doesn't matter it should be everywhere.

But yeah, glen is a land feature
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#12 - psyachu (10/11/2015) [-]
I coulda told you that.
#15 - pyrothermal (10/11/2015) [-]
Thanks, I guess. But you didn't tell me before I said that.
#7 - Picture 10/11/2015 on look at that booty -1
#7 - "And Wolf, stay off the dance floor." 10/10/2015 on Vintage mem-eh the third +2
#4 - This image was back around when the first movie came out. 10/10/2015 on That's Despicable +8
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#2375 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
#2376 to #2375 - pyrothermal (09/10/2015) [-]
Thx m8
#2374 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2015) [-]
I aint really ****, i admit it


I aint really ****, i admit it
#2368 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
r u still mad at me
r u still mad at me
#2369 to #2368 - pyrothermal (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry I got upset that day.
I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry I got upset that day.
#2370 to #2369 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
maybe you were just on your period.
#2371 to #2370 - pyrothermal (10/18/2014) [-]
You know, it's kind of weird. I've been having this recurring mood shift every month where I get angry, and then for the week afterward I'm depressed. It's almost as if I have one, despite being male.
#2372 to #2371 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
feelings are stupid
#2373 to #2372 - pyrothermal (10/18/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
Damn straight.
#2357 - hateandwhiskey (09/22/2014) [-]
sometimes i like to think about the person i could have been   
or the one i used to be   
i used to be a real nice guy   
   
and that makes me real sad
sometimes i like to think about the person i could have been
or the one i used to be
i used to be a real nice guy

and that makes me real sad
#2358 to #2357 - pyrothermal (09/22/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean you can't still be that person.
That doesn't mean you can't still be that person.
#2336 - blackholee (09/17/2014) [-]
#2337 to #2336 - pyrothermal (09/17/2014) [-]
Welcome to my profile. Is there something in particular you were looking for today?
#2338 to #2337 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
do you need a sex partner?
#2339 to #2338 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
#2340 to #2339 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
okay

im blackholee
I like people. and im bipolar and I can count to ten in my head and i love you please stay with me why are you doing this
#2341 to #2340 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
#2342 to #2341 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
are you in a good mood? what happened today?
#2343 to #2342 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
I always come home feeling great after D&D night.
I always come home feeling great after D&D night.
#2344 to #2343 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
is that dungeons and dungeons? I like that game
#2345 to #2344 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
I mean dragons what
#2346 to #2345 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
#2347 to #2346 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
you are really funny by the way (=
#2348 to #2347 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Thank you, I try. It really means a lot for someone to say that.
#2349 to #2348 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
I know that's why I said it, and it's sincere
#2350 to #2349 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Aw, you're too kind.    
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
Aw, you're too kind.
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
#2351 to #2350 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
"""That costs $0.25 though. Tape a plastic cap "quarter" in there and you have free candy until the store employee comes to fill up the machine and takes your plastic bags full of candy away and says things like "That's stealing" and "I'm calling the cops" and "Dude, it's just candy, don't cry" and "That's him officer" and "He vomited candy foodstuffs everywhere because he tried to 'destroy the evidence'"."""
#2352 to #2351 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh right, that comment. Usually those don't bring in guests, though. Mystery solved.
#2353 to #2352 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
"mystery"    
   
   
...what???
"mystery"


...what???
#2354 to #2353 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
#2355 to #2354 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
ok bye
#2356 to #2355 - pyrothermal
(09/18/2014) [-]
See you around. Or not, light can't escape black holes, so won't see you around.
...
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
#2327 - hateandwhiskey (09/09/2014) [-]
**** school





**** school
#2328 to #2327 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
#2329 to #2328 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
You only just now don't like it?   
what are you, some kind of nerd?
You only just now don't like it?
what are you, some kind of nerd?
#2330 to #2329 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
Well, yes. Yes I am.
Well, yes. Yes I am.
#2331 to #2330 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
but thats ******* lame   
and i dont have lame friends   
   
   
well, i dont have any friends
but thats ******* lame
and i dont have lame friends


well, i dont have any friends
#2332 to #2331 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
I can be not lame. I just choose to be not not lame.
#2333 to #2332 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
man thats ******* stupd
#2334 to #2333 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
#2335 to #2334 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
Spending your whole life "playing it safe" sounds like a waste to me.
#2322 - hateandwhiskey (08/27/2014) [-]
oi
#2323 to #2322 - pyrothermal (08/27/2014) [-]
io
#2324 to #2323 - hateandwhiskey (08/27/2014) [-]
anime belongs in the trash
#2325 to #2324 - pyrothermal (08/27/2014) [-]
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#2313 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
You've been awful quiet lately.
You've been awful quiet lately.
#2314 to #2313 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm hiding from the Russians.

Also college happened. I have to be a good student since my scholarship ran out.
#2315 to #2314 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
college is whack like crack, jack
college is whack like crack, jack
#2316 to #2315 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
But a degree is the key to be free, Lee.
#2317 to #2316 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
dont do that

anyway im currently polluting my kidneys so i figured id say something since i havent in a couple years
#2318 to #2317 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
#2319 to #2318 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.   
   
what's there to miss?
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.

what's there to miss?
#2320 to #2319 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
#2321 to #2320 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
#2290 - Benry (12/19/2013) [-]
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
#2291 to #2290 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
#2292 to #2291 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
#2293 to #2292 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah. Are you feeling bad right now?
#2294 to #2293 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I am.
Yeah, I guess I am.
#2295 to #2294 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?
#2296 to #2295 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
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#2298 to #2297 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Aw **** you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
Aw **** you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
#2299 to #2298 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
aw yiss
aw yiss
#2300 to #2299 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
You my *****, you know that, right?
You my *****, you know that, right?
#2301 to #2300 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
And you mine, mah ******.
And you mine, mah ******.
#2302 to #2301 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Bro love.   
Between two bros.   
   
 Homosex bro love.
Bro love.
Between two bros.

Homosex bro love.
#2303 to #2302 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
best kind of bro love
best kind of bro love
#2304 to #2303 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Real talk, I would never have sex with another man.

In public.
#2305 to #2304 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
#2306 to #2305 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
#2307 to #2306 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I wouldn't actually know. I haven't downed a drop of alcohol or had sex with anybody.
#2308 to #2307 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
#2309 to #2308 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm not the real partying type, and therefore, have not been in such an environment in which to put myself in that sort of situation. However, I have considered it often, maybe even wanting to try sometimes.
#2310 to #2309 - Benry
(12/20/2013) [-]
I've only gotten drunk by myself and buddies before. Never really been to a party or invited to one.
#2283 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
iahO
iahO
#2284 to #2283 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.yeh yeH
#2285 to #2284 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
?ti soeg woH
?ti soeg woH
#2286 to #2285 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.it ta gniliaf dna yduts ot gniyrt, wonk uoy hO
#2287 to #2286 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
#2288 to #2287 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
#2289 to #2288 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
Hey, you remember how neither of us are funny?