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Gender: male
Age: 22
Steam Profile: Fish-Slapping Baby Snatcher
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3, Wii
Video Games Played: Team Fortress 2, DOOM, Guild Wars 2, Mass Effect, Many Others
Interests: Video Games, Guns, Ponies, Engineering
Date Signed Up:3/23/2010
Last Login:7/28/2015
Location:Texas
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#62 - Texas. The Lone Star State. The best country in America. 03/24/2015 on bloody English +2
#16 - I did for the longest time until I met a British person.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on bloody English 0
User avatar #33 - hellomynameisbill (03/24/2015) [-]
where do you live
#62 - pyrothermal (03/24/2015) [-]
Texas. The Lone Star State. The best country in America.
#14 - Comment deleted 03/20/2015 on test 0
#63 - Stop clubbing, baby seals! 03/19/2015 on When you're bored on a plane +2
#5 - Bud Lightbeer to the rescue! 03/19/2015 on Buzzed Lightyear +1
#5 - I'd recommend Cowboy Bebop. It's a solid action series with a … 03/19/2015 on Recommendations +2
#1 - There's been unisex bathrooms for quite a while now; I don't r…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Holy Tumblr +94
User avatar #96 - SteyrAUG (03/16/2015) [-]
Because this one says gender instead of sex.
User avatar #18 - thatasswasfat (03/16/2015) [-]
Its not the problem of having a unisex bathroom as much as it is the problem of wasting money and time to add one in for no reason when you already have a boys and girls bathroom. schools and other places i've gone to have had unisex bathrooms but just to save money and space not because it is the better option.
User avatar #124 - roddor (03/16/2015) [-]
How much money would be wasted?
#469 - anon (03/17/2015) [-]
Well considering that they probably just took a single stall boys/girls bathroom and slapped a new sign on it, probably not much at all. Single stall bathrooms should be unisex anyway.
User avatar #142 - thatasswasfat (03/16/2015) [-]
Not sure depends on how big the room is, who does the work, where it is in relation to piping and other stuff like that. i don't know exact amounts but its more than needs to be spent especially when schools need the money and are already doing other stupid things like taking time out of teaching to test students on how well they are learning.

went to visit my old school today and talked to one of my teachers and they have started new testing programs that take the kids out of class for like a total of 3 weeks this year and like 6 next year.
User avatar #3 - hugejuggernaut (03/16/2015) [-]
Unisex restrooms are generally meant for, say a daughter who is too young to go in alone and her father, who can't take her into the men's room. This is different.
User avatar #434 - xgreenmaidenx (03/17/2015) [-]
No, unisex restrooms is when you're supposed to go to the restroom. Doesn't mater who you are.
I have no idea where you live, but here everyone uses them.
User avatar #5 - epicalania (03/16/2015) [-]
This is stupid
just goto the right fucking bathroom you knobheads
#3 - Red Zone by Tatsh. gotta go fast 03/16/2015 on Give me some running tunes 0
#12 - Hail Hydrate. 03/14/2015 on My new favorite mug +2
#34 - "Well, if the future doesn't like my art, I might as well…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2015 on Smack +21
#47 - evilpapagali (03/13/2015) [-]
#3 - The father then realized he has twins. 03/10/2015 on Creepypasta 0
#8 - But what if there's a game that I want to play more and just d…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Pc-Masterrace +3
#11 - hongkonglongdong (03/08/2015) [-]
Then why would you need to sing the ABC song? You'd just go down the list until you finally concede that you have 300 games and don't want to play any of them.
#5 - Look, the compressed horse.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2015 on Some Random Tumblr Posts +59
#25 - notorc (03/06/2015) [-]
I guess it's relevent
pic not related
#13 - newfeliperuiz (03/06/2015) [-]
hue
#9 - violated has deleted their comment.
#20 - foamytesquirrel (03/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #19 - bendingtimeisgood (03/06/2015) [-]
Come on now, that was relevant and a bit clever.
#8 - pillowmeister (03/06/2015) [-]
hooooly shit a really fucking related pony gif
let this man have his greens
#354 - Somersault! by Ootsuka Reika. (Loli warning) 03/06/2015 on I am prince rawry 0
#17 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2015 on I am prince rawry +2
#328 - iamchicken (03/06/2015) [-]
sauce.
#354 - pyrothermal (03/06/2015) [-]
Somersault! by Ootsuka Reika.
(Loli warning)
#63 - perzona (03/05/2015) [-]
Best. doujin. ever.
User avatar #19 - rawryrawr (03/05/2015) [-]
maybe
#12 - Trap. yay  [+] (7 new replies) 03/05/2015 on I am prince rawry +11
User avatar #134 - bombadealar (03/05/2015) [-]
Damn it me too
User avatar #13 - rawryrawr (03/05/2015) [-]
Don't try to get me though
#17 - pyrothermal (03/05/2015) [-]
#328 - iamchicken (03/06/2015) [-]
sauce.
#354 - pyrothermal (03/06/2015) [-]
Somersault! by Ootsuka Reika.
(Loli warning)
#63 - perzona (03/05/2015) [-]
Best. doujin. ever.
User avatar #19 - rawryrawr (03/05/2015) [-]
maybe
#24 - Oh. Well, that is a rather cool story on your name there. 03/03/2015 on I love china +2
#17 - .... You're alright. I'd hazard to say you're an ic…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2015 on I love china +13
User avatar #20 - iceguy (03/03/2015) [-]
I have it because when i was 17, i was grabbing some ice from across the street because we needed some for a cooler; well some jackass came around the corner and hit me head on with a fucking truck. I was carrying 2 ice bags that exploded everywhere and landed all over me and the street, my new neighbor came over Who we borrowed the ice from and yelled to my friend to call an ambulance for me, but he forgot my name, and he yelled "GET AN AMBULANCE FOR THE ICE GUY!" and he was trying not to laugh his ass off when he heard that. So i was in the hospital when i regained consciousness and was told the whole story; after i came back from the hospital and went to school, my friend spread the name around school and it just kinda stuck with me
#86 - foxdragon (03/03/2015) [-]
That's kind of a chill way to get a nick name
#46 - ukulisti (03/03/2015) [-]
Thanks for the story.
Really cool that you have a nick with an actual backstory. If it is true, that is.
User avatar #24 - pyrothermal (03/03/2015) [-]
Oh. Well, that is a rather cool story on your name there.
User avatar #18 - iceguy (03/03/2015) [-]
thats not the reason i have this name
#14 - Thought you'd be used to missing stuff, Mr. Stormtrooper Avatar.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/03/2015 on I love china +37
User avatar #15 - iceguy (03/03/2015) [-]
for someone with the word pyro in their name, i thought you're burns would be better
#17 - pyrothermal (03/03/2015) [-]
.... You're alright.
I'd hazard to say you're an iceguy.
User avatar #20 - iceguy (03/03/2015) [-]
I have it because when i was 17, i was grabbing some ice from across the street because we needed some for a cooler; well some jackass came around the corner and hit me head on with a fucking truck. I was carrying 2 ice bags that exploded everywhere and landed all over me and the street, my new neighbor came over Who we borrowed the ice from and yelled to my friend to call an ambulance for me, but he forgot my name, and he yelled "GET AN AMBULANCE FOR THE ICE GUY!" and he was trying not to laugh his ass off when he heard that. So i was in the hospital when i regained consciousness and was told the whole story; after i came back from the hospital and went to school, my friend spread the name around school and it just kinda stuck with me
#86 - foxdragon (03/03/2015) [-]
That's kind of a chill way to get a nick name
#46 - ukulisti (03/03/2015) [-]
Thanks for the story.
Really cool that you have a nick with an actual backstory. If it is true, that is.
User avatar #24 - pyrothermal (03/03/2015) [-]
Oh. Well, that is a rather cool story on your name there.
User avatar #18 - iceguy (03/03/2015) [-]
thats not the reason i have this name
#16 - You are correct, anon. 03/02/2015 on teehee 0
#7 - Well, good luck on your search. Sorry for reposting, I tried t… 03/01/2015 on Origin of Rage Faces 0
#29 - You can leave your hat on.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Damnit Sperit! +118
#48 - anon (03/01/2015) [-]
RIP
#5 - I keep trying to sign into this and I get a 503 error everytim… 03/01/2015 on HabitRPG +1
#5 - There won't be a February 29th this year. Also, who are you, w…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Origin of Rage Faces 0
#6 - perzona (03/01/2015) [-]
My name is perzona, I am commenting on your old stuff because I waited 3 years to make this joke but, as you can see, I fucked it up. I stopped here on my journey searching for the origin of dank memes.
#7 - pyrothermal (03/01/2015) [-]
Well, good luck on your search. Sorry for reposting, I tried to give a bit of credit to the OP, but I suppose it still is a repost.
#1 - YOU LIKE NEW MEME please let this die 02/28/2015 on Lets make a new meme +1

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#2374 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2015) [-]
I aint really 			****		, i admit it


I aint really **** , i admit it
#2368 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
r u still mad at me
r u still mad at me
#2369 to #2368 - pyrothermal (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry I got upset that day.
I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry I got upset that day.
#2370 to #2369 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
maybe you were just on your period.
#2371 to #2370 - pyrothermal (10/18/2014) [-]
You know, it's kind of weird. I've been having this recurring mood shift every month where I get angry, and then for the week afterward I'm depressed. It's almost as if I have one, despite being male.
#2372 to #2371 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
feelings are stupid
#2373 to #2372 - pyrothermal (10/18/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
Damn straight.
#2357 - hateandwhiskey (09/22/2014) [-]
sometimes i like to think about the person i could have been   
or the one i used to be   
i used to be a real nice guy   
   
and that makes me real sad
sometimes i like to think about the person i could have been
or the one i used to be
i used to be a real nice guy

and that makes me real sad
#2358 to #2357 - pyrothermal (09/22/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean you can't still be that person.
That doesn't mean you can't still be that person.
#2337 to #2336 - pyrothermal (09/17/2014) [-]
Welcome to my profile. Is there something in particular you were looking for today?
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
do you need a sex partner?
#2339 to #2338 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
#2340 to #2339 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
okay

im blackholee
I like people. and im bipolar and I can count to ten in my head and i love you please stay with me why are you doing this
#2341 to #2340 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
User avatar #2342 to #2341 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
are you in a good mood? what happened today?
#2343 to #2342 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
I always come home feeling great after D&D night.
I always come home feeling great after D&D night.
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
is that dungeons and dungeons? I like that game
User avatar #2345 to #2344 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
I mean dragons what
#2346 to #2345 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
User avatar #2347 to #2346 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
you are really funny by the way (=
#2348 to #2347 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Thank you, I try. It really means a lot for someone to say that.
User avatar #2349 to #2348 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
I know that's why I said it, and it's sincere
#2350 to #2349 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Aw, you're too kind.    
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
Aw, you're too kind.
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
User avatar #2351 to #2350 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
"""That costs $0.25 though. Tape a plastic cap "quarter" in there and you have free candy until the store employee comes to fill up the machine and takes your plastic bags full of candy away and says things like "That's stealing" and "I'm calling the cops" and "Dude, it's just candy, don't cry" and "That's him officer" and "He vomited candy foodstuffs everywhere because he tried to 'destroy the evidence'"."""
#2352 to #2351 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh right, that comment. Usually those don't bring in guests, though. Mystery solved.
#2353 to #2352 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
"mystery"    
   
   
...what???
"mystery"


...what???
#2354 to #2353 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
#2356 to #2355 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
See you around. Or not, light can't escape black holes, so won't see you around.
...
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
#2327 - hateandwhiskey (09/09/2014) [-]
****		 school





**** school
#2328 to #2327 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
#2329 to #2328 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
You only just now don't like it?   
what are you, some kind of nerd?
You only just now don't like it?
what are you, some kind of nerd?
#2330 to #2329 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
Well, yes. Yes I am.
Well, yes. Yes I am.
#2331 to #2330 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
but thats 			*******		 lame   
and i dont have lame friends   
   
   
well, i dont have any friends
but thats ******* lame
and i dont have lame friends


well, i dont have any friends
#2332 to #2331 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
I can be not lame. I just choose to be not not lame.
User avatar #2333 to #2332 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
man thats ******* stupd
#2334 to #2333 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
#2335 to #2334 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
Spending your whole life "playing it safe" sounds like a waste to me.
#2324 to #2323 - hateandwhiskey (08/27/2014) [-]
anime belongs in the trash
#2313 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
You've been awful quiet lately.
You've been awful quiet lately.
#2314 to #2313 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm hiding from the Russians.

Also college happened. I have to be a good student since my scholarship ran out.
#2315 to #2314 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
college is whack like crack, jack
college is whack like crack, jack
#2316 to #2315 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
But a degree is the key to be free, Lee.
#2317 to #2316 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
dont do that

anyway im currently polluting my kidneys so i figured id say something since i havent in a couple years
#2318 to #2317 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
#2319 to #2318 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.   
   
what's there to miss?
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.

what's there to miss?
#2320 to #2319 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
#2321 to #2320 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
#2290 - Benry (12/19/2013) [-]
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
#2291 to #2290 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
#2292 to #2291 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
#2293 to #2292 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah. Are you feeling bad right now?
#2294 to #2293 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I am.
Yeah, I guess I am.
#2295 to #2294 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?
#2298 to #2297 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Aw 			****		 you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
Aw **** you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
#2299 to #2298 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
aw yiss
aw yiss
#2300 to #2299 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
You my 			*****		, you know that, right?
You my ***** , you know that, right?
#2301 to #2300 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
And you mine, mah 			******		.
And you mine, mah ****** .
#2302 to #2301 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Bro love.   
Between two bros.   
   
 Homosex bro love.
Bro love.
Between two bros.

Homosex bro love.
#2303 to #2302 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
best kind of bro love
best kind of bro love
#2304 to #2303 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Real talk, I would never have sex with another man.

In public.
#2305 to #2304 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
#2306 to #2305 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
#2307 to #2306 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I wouldn't actually know. I haven't downed a drop of alcohol or had sex with anybody.
#2308 to #2307 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
#2309 to #2308 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm not the real partying type, and therefore, have not been in such an environment in which to put myself in that sort of situation. However, I have considered it often, maybe even wanting to try sometimes.
#2310 to #2309 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've only gotten drunk by myself and buddies before. Never really been to a party or invited to one.
#2283 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
iahO
iahO
#2285 to #2284 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
?ti soeg woH
?ti soeg woH
#2286 to #2285 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.it ta gniliaf dna yduts ot gniyrt, wonk uoy hO
#2287 to #2286 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
#2288 to #2287 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
#2289 to #2288 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
Hey, you remember how neither of us are funny?
#2280 - Benry (12/05/2013) [-]
Hey hey.
Hey hey.
#2273 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2275 to #2274 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
How goes it?
#2276 to #2275 - pyrothermal (11/25/2013) [-]
This weather has left me pony.

I'm a little hoarse.
#2277 to #2276 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
Oh you!
Oh you!
#2278 to #2277 - pyrothermal (11/25/2013) [-]
That gif.
That gif.
#2279 to #2278 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
It's a vintage post from back in the day.
#2270 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2272 to #2271 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Oh.
Oh.
#2264 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
Hey.
#2266 to #2265 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
Not much, donated blood yesterday.
You?
#2267 to #2266 - pyrothermal (11/22/2013) [-]
I.. uh.. well... didn't...really...do much to help people...
#2268 to #2267 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
The nurse almost ripped the needle out of my arm.
#2261 - Benry (11/20/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled user thedarkestrogue **
**Benry rolled user thedarkestrogue **
#2263 to #2262 - Benry (11/20/2013) [-]
Sorry?
Sorry?
#2248 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2250 to #2249 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
How goes it?
#2251 to #2250 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
Busy, procrastination-y, busy, lonely, and busy.

Did I mention busy?
#2252 to #2251 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
I actually don't think you mentioned busy at all.

Also, SOPA's back.
#2253 to #2252 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
I know, I know, remain ever vigilant to those taking away our rights. But it's just dragging on and on **************** , will these guys just not get a clue? I understand that their persistence might be the downfall of the internet as we know it, but I'm just ******* tired of hearing about it, y'know? I've got other **** to worry about right now. My youthful perseverance wears thin.

TL;DR Can it wait, SOPA? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
#2254 to #2253 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
Eventually, the first Internet War will happen.
Then, we can all look back at what the internet used to be.

I was in the first Internet War, son. Front line whistleblower, I was. Goddamn if I didn't leak hundreds of documents. It was hell.
#2255 to #2254 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
3rd Seeder Corps, 8th Division. We were supplying the troops with their entertainment. A thankless job, if you ask me, but it needed to be done. Though it was relatively out of the way, the SOPA strike was the turning point for everyone. I saw my men, my brothers, my comrades falling left and right, charged with war crimes against one of the biggest powers in the world. The only way I got out were those proxies. God bless 'em, the last line of defense in this *********** outfit. I wouldn't be here today without 'em. A hellish world we live in if we can't even get our **** movies and games for free without the goddamn government on our asses.
#2256 to #2255 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
48th Whistleblower Corps, 2nd Division. I was the commander of a small unit tasked with infiltrating various government agencies, like the NSA and TSA. I recovered a lot of good intelligence, but at a cost that was too high. Over 3/4ths of my unit were captured by the end of it, and handed over to the CIA. That was before the SOPA/TPP strike even hit. Goddamn if I didn't make it out of there by the skin of my teeth.

I still hear my mens' screams for pirated porn when I sleep at night.
#2258 to #2257 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
I just hope our children never have to go through such a struggle for basic internet rights.
I just hope our children never have to go through such a struggle for basic internet rights.
#2259 to #2258 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
Me too.   
   
I gotsta get back to work; see you later, man.
Me too.

I gotsta get back to work; see you later, man.
#2260 to #2259 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
ight stay strong little 			*****		 you can do it
ight stay strong little ***** you can do it
#2245 - Benry (11/17/2013) [-]
On Tuesday, my account will be three years old.
#2246 to #2245 - pyrothermal (11/17/2013) [-]
Congrats, that's quite good.
Congrats, that's quite good.
#2247 to #2246 - Benry (11/17/2013) [-]
I believe I get a cake.
I believe I get a cake.
User avatar #2243 - tavafanduvill (11/15/2013) [-]
Thank you for thumbing up my content. I really appreciate it and I wish you a pleasant day.
#2244 to #2243 - pyrothermal (11/15/2013) [-]
Oh, you're quite welcome.
#2242 - Benry (11/15/2013) [-]
Do you think if I challenged Admin to an Agni Kai he'd make me mod again?
Do you think if I challenged Admin to an Agni Kai he'd make me mod again?
#2229 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Pyro.. they.. took my mod powers away.
Pyro.. they.. took my mod powers away.
#2230 to #2229 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
#2231 to #2230 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
I didn't do anything, which is actually the problem.
I didn't do anything, which is actually the problem.
#2232 to #2231 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Do they deactivate your mod powers if you don't flag enough stuff or ban enough people?
#2233 to #2232 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
It isn't a quota system.    
I just wasn't flagging people, so they took er jerbs.    
   
 I flagged three posts from a year and a half ago, and that's it.
It isn't a quota system.
I just wasn't flagging people, so they took er jerbs.

I flagged three posts from a year and a half ago, and that's it.
#2234 to #2233 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh okay.

DEH DERK UR JEEERB
#2235 to #2234 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
I say we riot over it!   
   
Attica! Attica!
I say we riot over it!

Attica! Attica!
#2236 to #2235 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
To arms, brother! TO ARMS!   
   
 DURKA DURRR
To arms, brother! TO ARMS!

DURKA DURRR
#2237 to #2236 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
God it's 1:17 what the 			****		 am I doing I have school and 			****		 tomorrow goodnight Pyro sleep tight lil' 			*****		 you can do it.
God it's 1:17 what the **** am I doing I have school and **** tomorrow goodnight Pyro sleep tight lil' ***** you can do it.
#2238 to #2237 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh okay.    
Goodnight.
Oh okay.
Goodnight.
#2239 to #2238 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Also tell the Phanman to make me moderator supreme 2013.
Also tell the Phanman to make me moderator supreme 2013.
#2240 to #2239 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
I think he only listens to the aristocracy, those with single-digit ranks.
#2241 to #2240 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Us filthy commoners have no say.
#2220 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Heya.
Heya.
#2222 to #2221 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How goes it?
How goes it?
#2223 to #2222 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh, it's going.
#2224 to #2223 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How'd the exam go?
How'd the exam go?
#2225 to #2224 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
It was easier than I thought it'd be. Don't know if that's good or bad.
#2226 to #2225 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
That's a great thing! That means you kicked Chemistry's ass.
That's a great thing! That means you kicked Chemistry's ass.
#2227 to #2226 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Take that, Chemistry!
Take that, Chemistry!
#2228 to #2227 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
So was that it for your course in chemistry?   
Like, do you get your degree now?
So was that it for your course in chemistry?
Like, do you get your degree now?
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