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Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: Fish-Slapping Baby Snatcher
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3, Wii
Video Games Played: Team Fortress 2, DOOM, Guild Wars 2, Mass Effect, Many Others
Interests: Video Games, Guns, Ponies, Engineering
Date Signed Up:3/23/2010
Last Login:5/28/2016
Location:Texas
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#1 - Picture 04/19/2016 on Is it just me? :D 0
#41 - Exactly. 04/19/2016 on Living Your Potential -1
#29 - Hey, you asked. I give whole answers, sir. But, thanks. … 04/19/2016 on Living Your Potential +5
#3 - Got scared there for a second; thought you might be dying or s… 04/19/2016 on Stuff and Stuff 0
#27 - I go on Tumblr sometimes, and I've learned a lot about the tra…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2016 on Living Your Potential +13
#34 - anon (04/19/2016) [-]
Yours unique, just like everyone else.
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#41 - pyrothermal (04/19/2016) [-]
Exactly.
#28 - ironfan (04/19/2016) [-]
**ironfan used "*roll picture*"**
**ironfan rolled image**Not to be offensive but a little overkill on the info, but it was helpful and we need more people like you to cure the cancer on FJ. You're a cool dude you get what ever is in the roll.
#140 - defski (04/19/2016) [-]
#29 - pyrothermal (04/19/2016) [-]
Hey, you asked. I give whole answers, sir. But, thanks.
Yay, kawaii Germoney. My favorite.
#24 - Translation: Demisexual: Only gets sexual with fully trus…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/18/2016 on Living Your Potential +69
#104 - roytmustang (04/19/2016) [-]
It's weird having a friend, a decent person, who believes they're demisexual. I just don't understand the mentality. Sure, all the others are dumb too, but trust doesn't have anything to do with sexuality.
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#81 - burgerpants (04/19/2016) [-]
Demisexuality is actually that you don't experience any sexual attraction at all until you know someone really well. So you won't be attracted to a nobody with a nice body, you need to know them and be close. Or something like that, but it's still dumb
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#77 - lwlarcopolio (04/19/2016) [-]
>Special snowflake term
>Bi
>Special snowflake again, fully autistic
>Autism incarnate
>Literally a mental condition, like the rest of it.

I actually hate these people
#26 - ironfan (04/19/2016) [-]
**ironfan used "*roll picture*"**
**ironfan rolled image**So multi system is just schizophrenia?
And how do you know all of this? Knowledge of this heresy scares me.
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#176 - thesoulseeker (04/19/2016) [-]
Tumblrisms  Headmates pyrothermal

If InternetAristocrat is to be believed multy system isn't DID or schizophrenia. It's something else, supposedly.
Also DID and schizophrenia aren't the same thing.
#177 - pyrothermal (04/19/2016) [-]
I was just making a sweeping generalization for humor's sale, but thank you anyways. Interesting video.
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#178 - thesoulseeker (04/19/2016) [-]
No problem, it just irks me when people use terms incorrectly.
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#27 - pyrothermal (04/19/2016) [-]
I go on Tumblr sometimes, and I've learned a lot about the transgender community because of a friend. On Tumblr (and other places like it), this stuff comes along with the trans community. I've wanted to try to understand why people would want to identify themselves as such, but a lot of it seems to come from misunderstood emotions and 'special snowflake syndrome'. I get it; people (especially teenagers) want to be unique. But, it's become increasingly hard to actually _be_ unique because of the internet having people just like you everywhere you turn. So you start identifying yourself with your own terms to not only give yourself some exclusivity, but a sense of belonging with those people with the same idea. All in all, I find it fascinating, and though I like to study it from afar, I would rather not have to interact with them for long. It's possible that if I understand, I can slip on by when they tell me how much they identify as a giraffe or what have you. I'm passive; I don't like conflict. I'd rather not have hangers-on to tell me how they've had a long neck for all their life and eat acacia leaves regularly.
#34 - anon (04/19/2016) [-]
Yours unique, just like everyone else.
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#41 - pyrothermal (04/19/2016) [-]
Exactly.
#28 - ironfan (04/19/2016) [-]
**ironfan used "*roll picture*"**
**ironfan rolled image**Not to be offensive but a little overkill on the info, but it was helpful and we need more people like you to cure the cancer on FJ. You're a cool dude you get what ever is in the roll.
#140 - defski (04/19/2016) [-]
#29 - pyrothermal (04/19/2016) [-]
Hey, you asked. I give whole answers, sir. But, thanks.
Yay, kawaii Germoney. My favorite.
#6 - gf= good food 04/18/2016 on gf hotline +26
#31 - I admire your optimism. 04/17/2016 on Even Pepe got a girlfriend 0
#2 - Maybe because you don't mulligan your hand when you start with…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2016 on Cards +71
#24 - dempersons (04/17/2016) [-]
Or maybe because he doesn't have a deck.
#16 - They're texting. They already have each others' numbers.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2016 on Dab daddy +82
#33 - anon (04/13/2016) [-]
Well, in fact that's the Twitter messaging interface. The man is attempting to retrieve the girls phone number by "sliding into her DM's"
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#20 - twentyseconds (04/13/2016) [-]
i think thats facebook messenger.
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#18 - alcoholicsemen (04/13/2016) [-]
looks like twitter dm stuff
#2150 - **pyrothermal used "*roll picture*"** **pyrothermal rolled … 04/11/2016 on Roll for what arrives to... 0
#288 - **pyrothermal used "*roll picture*"** **pyrothermal rolled … 04/04/2016 on Roll for what you're having... 0
#1 - Picture 04/04/2016 on I'm breaking my promise +1
#6 - *Borderline **** Comp. 04/04/2016 on Humanized Comp 2 +11
#2 - again 04/03/2016 on Flexible +2
#2 - Picture 04/03/2016 on Flexible 0
#51 - It might not be up to your expectations.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2016 on AUs as signs 0
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#53 - chavlosk (04/02/2016) [-]
This pleases me.
#42 - Aquarius. I don't think I want to find out what U…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/02/2016 on AUs as signs 0
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#44 - chavlosk (04/02/2016) [-]
Fine, I'll be that guy.
Sauce?
Aaand I hate myself now
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#51 - pyrothermal (04/02/2016) [-]
It might not be up to your expectations.
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#53 - chavlosk (04/02/2016) [-]
This pleases me.
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#49 - dreaminggoat (04/02/2016) [-]
It isn't what you think ...
No-lewd, and it's the comic where Undyne texts Toriel that she is "cooking with the bestie.".
#52 - chavlosk (04/02/2016) [-]
Oh thank god.
Nope, still hate myself.
#59 - dreaminggoat (04/02/2016) [-]
You probably should ...
I'm joking, but still. Shouldn't have asked in the first place, you dirty sinner ...
#63 - chavlosk (04/02/2016) [-]
#296 - **pyrothermal used "*roll picture*"** **pyrothermal rolled … 04/01/2016 on FJ IS SHUTTING DOWN 0
#374 - Comment deleted 03/31/2016 on Secrets IRL 0
#7 - S'alright. 03/29/2016 on Annoying trash bag fight... +1
#6 - Thanks. Didn't see that. 03/29/2016 on Annoying trash bag fight... +1
#3 - That's just a picture of Sans.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/29/2016 on Annoying trash bag fight... +1
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#4 - hurpfry (03/29/2016) [-]
sticky comment
#6 - pyrothermal (03/29/2016) [-]
Thanks. Didn't see that.
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#5 - boney (03/29/2016) [-]
I don't know how to Funnyjunk yet properly
#9 - sirosd (03/29/2016) [-]
Don't tell me you don't have a FJ gold account yet?
#10 - boney (03/29/2016) [-]
No, I only have this thing. Nobody told me anything about any gold accounts
#13 - vpiii (03/29/2016) [-]
Personally, I'd spring for the plat account
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#15 - boney (03/29/2016) [-]
But with my current economical status, I probably wouldn't even beable to afford bronze account
#7 - pyrothermal (03/29/2016) [-]
S'alright.
#10 - I don't know anything about a Toontown version, but here's the… 03/28/2016 on Dank Spongebob Memes +3
#70 - Start a rock band with Asriel. Not bad. 03/28/2016 on Radring Deyseals Rysai 0
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#2375 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
#2376 to #2375 - pyrothermal (09/10/2015) [-]
Thx m8
#2374 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2015) [-]
I aint really ****, i admit it


I aint really ****, i admit it
#2368 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
r u still mad at me
r u still mad at me
#2369 to #2368 - pyrothermal (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry I got upset that day.
I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry I got upset that day.
#2370 to #2369 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
maybe you were just on your period.
#2371 to #2370 - pyrothermal (10/18/2014) [-]
You know, it's kind of weird. I've been having this recurring mood shift every month where I get angry, and then for the week afterward I'm depressed. It's almost as if I have one, despite being male.
#2372 to #2371 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
feelings are stupid
#2373 to #2372 - pyrothermal (10/18/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
Damn straight.
#2357 - hateandwhiskey (09/22/2014) [-]
sometimes i like to think about the person i could have been   
or the one i used to be   
i used to be a real nice guy   
   
and that makes me real sad
sometimes i like to think about the person i could have been
or the one i used to be
i used to be a real nice guy

and that makes me real sad
#2358 to #2357 - pyrothermal (09/22/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean you can't still be that person.
That doesn't mean you can't still be that person.
#2336 - blackholee (09/17/2014) [-]
#2337 to #2336 - pyrothermal (09/17/2014) [-]
Welcome to my profile. Is there something in particular you were looking for today?
#2338 to #2337 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
do you need a sex partner?
#2339 to #2338 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
#2340 to #2339 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
okay

im blackholee
I like people. and im bipolar and I can count to ten in my head and i love you please stay with me why are you doing this
#2341 to #2340 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
#2342 to #2341 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
are you in a good mood? what happened today?
#2343 to #2342 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
I always come home feeling great after D&D night.
I always come home feeling great after D&D night.
#2344 to #2343 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
is that dungeons and dungeons? I like that game
#2345 to #2344 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
I mean dragons what
#2346 to #2345 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
#2347 to #2346 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
you are really funny by the way (=
#2348 to #2347 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Thank you, I try. It really means a lot for someone to say that.
#2349 to #2348 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
I know that's why I said it, and it's sincere
#2350 to #2349 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Aw, you're too kind.    
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
Aw, you're too kind.
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
#2351 to #2350 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
"""That costs $0.25 though. Tape a plastic cap "quarter" in there and you have free candy until the store employee comes to fill up the machine and takes your plastic bags full of candy away and says things like "That's stealing" and "I'm calling the cops" and "Dude, it's just candy, don't cry" and "That's him officer" and "He vomited candy foodstuffs everywhere because he tried to 'destroy the evidence'"."""
#2352 to #2351 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh right, that comment. Usually those don't bring in guests, though. Mystery solved.
#2353 to #2352 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
"mystery"    
   
   
...what???
"mystery"


...what???
#2354 to #2353 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
#2355 to #2354 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
ok bye
#2356 to #2355 - pyrothermal
(09/18/2014) [-]
See you around. Or not, light can't escape black holes, so won't see you around.
...
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
#2327 - hateandwhiskey (09/09/2014) [-]
**** school





**** school
#2328 to #2327 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
#2329 to #2328 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
You only just now don't like it?   
what are you, some kind of nerd?
You only just now don't like it?
what are you, some kind of nerd?
#2330 to #2329 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
Well, yes. Yes I am.
Well, yes. Yes I am.
#2331 to #2330 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
but thats ******* lame   
and i dont have lame friends   
   
   
well, i dont have any friends
but thats ******* lame
and i dont have lame friends


well, i dont have any friends
#2332 to #2331 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
I can be not lame. I just choose to be not not lame.
#2333 to #2332 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
man thats ******* stupd
#2334 to #2333 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
#2335 to #2334 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
Spending your whole life "playing it safe" sounds like a waste to me.
#2322 - hateandwhiskey (08/27/2014) [-]
oi
#2323 to #2322 - pyrothermal (08/27/2014) [-]
io
#2324 to #2323 - hateandwhiskey (08/27/2014) [-]
anime belongs in the trash
#2325 to #2324 - pyrothermal (08/27/2014) [-]
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#2313 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
You've been awful quiet lately.
You've been awful quiet lately.
#2314 to #2313 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm hiding from the Russians.

Also college happened. I have to be a good student since my scholarship ran out.
#2315 to #2314 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
college is whack like crack, jack
college is whack like crack, jack
#2316 to #2315 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
But a degree is the key to be free, Lee.
#2317 to #2316 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
dont do that

anyway im currently polluting my kidneys so i figured id say something since i havent in a couple years
#2318 to #2317 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
#2319 to #2318 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.   
   
what's there to miss?
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.

what's there to miss?
#2320 to #2319 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
#2321 to #2320 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
#2290 - Benry (12/19/2013) [-]
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
#2291 to #2290 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
#2292 to #2291 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
#2293 to #2292 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah. Are you feeling bad right now?
#2294 to #2293 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I am.
Yeah, I guess I am.
#2295 to #2294 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?
#2296 to #2295 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
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#2298 to #2297 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Aw **** you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
Aw **** you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
#2299 to #2298 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
aw yiss
aw yiss
#2300 to #2299 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
You my *****, you know that, right?
You my *****, you know that, right?
#2301 to #2300 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
And you mine, mah ******.
And you mine, mah ******.
#2302 to #2301 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Bro love.   
Between two bros.   
   
 Homosex bro love.
Bro love.
Between two bros.

Homosex bro love.
#2303 to #2302 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
best kind of bro love
best kind of bro love
#2304 to #2303 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Real talk, I would never have sex with another man.

In public.
#2305 to #2304 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
#2306 to #2305 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
#2307 to #2306 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I wouldn't actually know. I haven't downed a drop of alcohol or had sex with anybody.
#2308 to #2307 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
#2309 to #2308 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm not the real partying type, and therefore, have not been in such an environment in which to put myself in that sort of situation. However, I have considered it often, maybe even wanting to try sometimes.
#2310 to #2309 - Benry
(12/20/2013) [-]
I've only gotten drunk by myself and buddies before. Never really been to a party or invited to one.
#2283 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
iahO
iahO
#2284 to #2283 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.yeh yeH
#2285 to #2284 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
?ti soeg woH
?ti soeg woH
#2286 to #2285 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.it ta gniliaf dna yduts ot gniyrt, wonk uoy hO
#2287 to #2286 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
#2288 to #2287 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
#2289 to #2288 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
Hey, you remember how neither of us are funny?