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Gender: male
Age: 22
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Consoles Owned: PC, PS3, Wii
Video Games Played: Team Fortress 2, DOOM, Guild Wars 2, Mass Effect, Many Others
Interests: Video Games, Guns, Ponies, Engineering
Date Signed Up:3/23/2010
Last Login:4/26/2015
Location:Texas
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#84 - Good to see you too. But, I didn't Google that. I did Google t…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2011 on how reporters see guns 0
User avatar #85 - TehNewestGuy (02/02/2011) [-]
XD Nah, it's cool. I was just making a joke XD
User avatar #89 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Okie doke. Sometimes it's hard to tell.
#25 - Well, it's technically not a "FunnyJunk" meme, but i… 02/02/2011 on Something I Made +1
#77 - Automat Kalashnikov Model 1947. Named for its inventor Mikhail…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/02/2011 on how reporters see guns +6
User avatar #86 - Petroleum (02/02/2011) [-]
Committed to memory, now I can best my friend at gun arguments.
User avatar #81 - TehNewestGuy (02/02/2011) [-]
Google. Making people SEEM smart since 1999.... Except... I googled that..... :'( You win THIS round, pyrothermal

Oh and hey, seeing your name made me remember. Me and you were the one that did that military thread a while back? XD Good to see you again, man!
User avatar #84 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Good to see you too. But, I didn't Google that. I did Google the Pokedex picture, and the guy's first name.
User avatar #85 - TehNewestGuy (02/02/2011) [-]
XD Nah, it's cool. I was just making a joke XD
User avatar #89 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Okie doke. Sometimes it's hard to tell.
#142 - I don't have the Pokeball anymore, but I still have my Mewtwo card. 02/02/2011 on anyone else remember these? 0
#89 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2011 on lol screws +15
#92 - KaneNOD (02/02/2011) [-]
I laughed so hard.
#46 - I think you may be right. 02/02/2011 on My Pic's 0
#4 - Well, it's OC... you got that part right... 02/02/2011 on The Impossible adventures +1
#44 - Out of all my years on FunnyJunk, I haven't seen someone just … 02/02/2011 on My Pic's 0
#39 - I understand you want others to laugh. And you can do that usi…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2011 on My Pic's 0
#40 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
But people do this shit all the time on this website! They get ignored which is better than geting hatemail. I like coming here to laugh however some of the stuff on here is stale, boring and just donw right pathetic.
User avatar #44 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Out of all my years on FunnyJunk, I haven't seen someone just post a picture without any prompt, such as "Remember this?" or "You Nostalgia, you lose" on there.
#35 - I realize that; but what I meant was "Why are you posting…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2011 on My Pic's 0
#37 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
CUZ I'M TRYING TO BE FUCKING FUNNY! But it isn't working sadly. These pictures were for a special friends eyes.
User avatar #39 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
I understand you want others to laugh. And you can do that using video games. However, you must put some creativity in yourself to make people get the joke. Just posting a picture of a single video game without any other kind of prompt will confuse people and make them instinctively thumb you down.
#40 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
But people do this shit all the time on this website! They get ignored which is better than geting hatemail. I like coming here to laugh however some of the stuff on here is stale, boring and just donw right pathetic.
User avatar #44 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Out of all my years on FunnyJunk, I haven't seen someone just post a picture without any prompt, such as "Remember this?" or "You Nostalgia, you lose" on there.
#31 - Okay. When why are you doing this on FJ?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/02/2011 on My Pic's +1
#34 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
0riginally I made meme's that I found funny but they were considered retarded by everyone else. I wanted to make people laugh not hate me.
User avatar #35 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
I realize that; but what I meant was "Why are you posting these supposedly private pictures on FunnyJunk?".
#37 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
CUZ I'M TRYING TO BE FUCKING FUNNY! But it isn't working sadly. These pictures were for a special friends eyes.
User avatar #39 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
I understand you want others to laugh. And you can do that using video games. However, you must put some creativity in yourself to make people get the joke. Just posting a picture of a single video game without any other kind of prompt will confuse people and make them instinctively thumb you down.
#40 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
But people do this shit all the time on this website! They get ignored which is better than geting hatemail. I like coming here to laugh however some of the stuff on here is stale, boring and just donw right pathetic.
User avatar #44 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Out of all my years on FunnyJunk, I haven't seen someone just post a picture without any prompt, such as "Remember this?" or "You Nostalgia, you lose" on there.
#28 - What I recommend for you to do is create a account and post…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/02/2011 on My Pic's +1
#29 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
Already have one. Check it everyday.
User avatar #31 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Okay. When why are you doing this on FJ?
#34 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
0riginally I made meme's that I found funny but they were considered retarded by everyone else. I wanted to make people laugh not hate me.
User avatar #35 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
I realize that; but what I meant was "Why are you posting these supposedly private pictures on FunnyJunk?".
#37 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
CUZ I'M TRYING TO BE FUCKING FUNNY! But it isn't working sadly. These pictures were for a special friends eyes.
User avatar #39 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
I understand you want others to laugh. And you can do that using video games. However, you must put some creativity in yourself to make people get the joke. Just posting a picture of a single video game without any other kind of prompt will confuse people and make them instinctively thumb you down.
#40 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
But people do this shit all the time on this website! They get ignored which is better than geting hatemail. I like coming here to laugh however some of the stuff on here is stale, boring and just donw right pathetic.
User avatar #44 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Out of all my years on FunnyJunk, I haven't seen someone just post a picture without any prompt, such as "Remember this?" or "You Nostalgia, you lose" on there.
#24 - Yes. And I don't want you to end up not liking this site becau…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/02/2011 on My Pic's 0
#26 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
I didnt say I hated this site. This site makes me laugh. I HATE SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON IT! Prefably the ones in the comments section we are in at the moment.
User avatar #28 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
What I recommend for you to do is create a flickr.com account and post the pictures on there.
#29 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
Already have one. Check it everyday.
User avatar #31 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Okay. When why are you doing this on FJ?
#34 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
0riginally I made meme's that I found funny but they were considered retarded by everyone else. I wanted to make people laugh not hate me.
User avatar #35 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
I realize that; but what I meant was "Why are you posting these supposedly private pictures on FunnyJunk?".
#37 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
CUZ I'M TRYING TO BE FUCKING FUNNY! But it isn't working sadly. These pictures were for a special friends eyes.
User avatar #39 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
I understand you want others to laugh. And you can do that using video games. However, you must put some creativity in yourself to make people get the joke. Just posting a picture of a single video game without any other kind of prompt will confuse people and make them instinctively thumb you down.
#40 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
But people do this shit all the time on this website! They get ignored which is better than geting hatemail. I like coming here to laugh however some of the stuff on here is stale, boring and just donw right pathetic.
User avatar #44 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Out of all my years on FunnyJunk, I haven't seen someone just post a picture without any prompt, such as "Remember this?" or "You Nostalgia, you lose" on there.
#22 - That and the ********* of red thumbs.  [+] (12 new replies) 02/02/2011 on My Pic's 0
#23 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
Ah you've seen my homepage then and how much suckage its geting?
User avatar #24 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Yes. And I don't want you to end up not liking this site because of everyone else.
#26 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
I didnt say I hated this site. This site makes me laugh. I HATE SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON IT! Prefably the ones in the comments section we are in at the moment.
User avatar #28 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
What I recommend for you to do is create a flickr.com account and post the pictures on there.
#29 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
Already have one. Check it everyday.
User avatar #31 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Okay. When why are you doing this on FJ?
#34 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
0riginally I made meme's that I found funny but they were considered retarded by everyone else. I wanted to make people laugh not hate me.
User avatar #35 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
I realize that; but what I meant was "Why are you posting these supposedly private pictures on FunnyJunk?".
#37 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
CUZ I'M TRYING TO BE FUCKING FUNNY! But it isn't working sadly. These pictures were for a special friends eyes.
User avatar #39 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
I understand you want others to laugh. And you can do that using video games. However, you must put some creativity in yourself to make people get the joke. Just posting a picture of a single video game without any other kind of prompt will confuse people and make them instinctively thumb you down.
#40 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
But people do this shit all the time on this website! They get ignored which is better than geting hatemail. I like coming here to laugh however some of the stuff on here is stale, boring and just donw right pathetic.
User avatar #44 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Out of all my years on FunnyJunk, I haven't seen someone just post a picture without any prompt, such as "Remember this?" or "You Nostalgia, you lose" on there.
#18 - Look, if it means you can save yourself from the red torrent, …  [+] (14 new replies) 02/02/2011 on My Pic's 0
#21 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
Red Torrent? Is that the name of all this hatemail BS i've been constantly geting?
User avatar #22 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
That and the shitstorm of red thumbs.
#23 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
Ah you've seen my homepage then and how much suckage its geting?
User avatar #24 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Yes. And I don't want you to end up not liking this site because of everyone else.
#26 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
I didnt say I hated this site. This site makes me laugh. I HATE SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON IT! Prefably the ones in the comments section we are in at the moment.
User avatar #28 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
What I recommend for you to do is create a flickr.com account and post the pictures on there.
#29 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
Already have one. Check it everyday.
User avatar #31 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Okay. When why are you doing this on FJ?
#34 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
0riginally I made meme's that I found funny but they were considered retarded by everyone else. I wanted to make people laugh not hate me.
User avatar #35 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
I realize that; but what I meant was "Why are you posting these supposedly private pictures on FunnyJunk?".
#37 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
CUZ I'M TRYING TO BE FUCKING FUNNY! But it isn't working sadly. These pictures were for a special friends eyes.
User avatar #39 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
I understand you want others to laugh. And you can do that using video games. However, you must put some creativity in yourself to make people get the joke. Just posting a picture of a single video game without any other kind of prompt will confuse people and make them instinctively thumb you down.
#40 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
But people do this shit all the time on this website! They get ignored which is better than geting hatemail. I like coming here to laugh however some of the stuff on here is stale, boring and just donw right pathetic.
User avatar #44 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Out of all my years on FunnyJunk, I haven't seen someone just post a picture without any prompt, such as "Remember this?" or "You Nostalgia, you lose" on there.
#3 - Picture 02/02/2011 on The Horribly Slow Murderer +1
#12 - You are not the most hated person on FunnyJunk. I just don't u…  [+] (18 new replies) 02/02/2011 on My Pic's +1
#45 - TomasArnar (02/02/2011) [-]
I'm pretty sure the most hated person on funnyjunk is iSpank (SuburbanTurban)
#46 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]







I think you may be right.
#17 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
I dont know how to do that. My technological brain is limited because of my lack of intelligence. When I figure out how to do that Just...leave me alone.
User avatar #18 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Look, if it means you can save yourself from the red torrent, I'll help you in any way I can.
#21 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
Red Torrent? Is that the name of all this hatemail BS i've been constantly geting?
User avatar #22 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
That and the shitstorm of red thumbs.
#23 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
Ah you've seen my homepage then and how much suckage its geting?
User avatar #24 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Yes. And I don't want you to end up not liking this site because of everyone else.
#26 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
I didnt say I hated this site. This site makes me laugh. I HATE SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON IT! Prefably the ones in the comments section we are in at the moment.
User avatar #28 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
What I recommend for you to do is create a flickr.com account and post the pictures on there.
#29 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
Already have one. Check it everyday.
User avatar #31 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Okay. When why are you doing this on FJ?
#34 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
0riginally I made meme's that I found funny but they were considered retarded by everyone else. I wanted to make people laugh not hate me.
User avatar #35 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
I realize that; but what I meant was "Why are you posting these supposedly private pictures on FunnyJunk?".
#37 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
CUZ I'M TRYING TO BE FUCKING FUNNY! But it isn't working sadly. These pictures were for a special friends eyes.
User avatar #39 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
I understand you want others to laugh. And you can do that using video games. However, you must put some creativity in yourself to make people get the joke. Just posting a picture of a single video game without any other kind of prompt will confuse people and make them instinctively thumb you down.
#40 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
But people do this shit all the time on this website! They get ignored which is better than geting hatemail. I like coming here to laugh however some of the stuff on here is stale, boring and just donw right pathetic.
User avatar #44 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Out of all my years on FunnyJunk, I haven't seen someone just post a picture without any prompt, such as "Remember this?" or "You Nostalgia, you lose" on there.
#3 - Why'd you post them on a COMPLETELY PUBLIC SITE then?  [+] (24 new replies) 02/02/2011 on My Pic's +1
#6 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
Fine go ahead and comment if you wish just try not to act like everyone else on this website. I'm the most hated man here and i've had to delete all of my old pictures cuz of all the hatemail I get here.
User avatar #12 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
You are not the most hated person on FunnyJunk. I just don't understand why you don't share the files through a private file-sharing system, like through Skype or by email as attachments.
#45 - TomasArnar (02/02/2011) [-]
I'm pretty sure the most hated person on funnyjunk is iSpank (SuburbanTurban)
#46 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]







I think you may be right.
#17 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
I dont know how to do that. My technological brain is limited because of my lack of intelligence. When I figure out how to do that Just...leave me alone.
User avatar #18 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Look, if it means you can save yourself from the red torrent, I'll help you in any way I can.
#21 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
Red Torrent? Is that the name of all this hatemail BS i've been constantly geting?
User avatar #22 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
That and the shitstorm of red thumbs.
#23 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
Ah you've seen my homepage then and how much suckage its geting?
User avatar #24 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Yes. And I don't want you to end up not liking this site because of everyone else.
#26 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
I didnt say I hated this site. This site makes me laugh. I HATE SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON IT! Prefably the ones in the comments section we are in at the moment.
User avatar #28 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
What I recommend for you to do is create a flickr.com account and post the pictures on there.
#29 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
Already have one. Check it everyday.
User avatar #31 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Okay. When why are you doing this on FJ?
#34 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
0riginally I made meme's that I found funny but they were considered retarded by everyone else. I wanted to make people laugh not hate me.
User avatar #35 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
I realize that; but what I meant was "Why are you posting these supposedly private pictures on FunnyJunk?".
#37 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
CUZ I'M TRYING TO BE FUCKING FUNNY! But it isn't working sadly. These pictures were for a special friends eyes.
User avatar #39 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
I understand you want others to laugh. And you can do that using video games. However, you must put some creativity in yourself to make people get the joke. Just posting a picture of a single video game without any other kind of prompt will confuse people and make them instinctively thumb you down.
#40 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
But people do this shit all the time on this website! They get ignored which is better than geting hatemail. I like coming here to laugh however some of the stuff on here is stale, boring and just donw right pathetic.
User avatar #44 - pyrothermal (02/02/2011) [-]
Out of all my years on FunnyJunk, I haven't seen someone just post a picture without any prompt, such as "Remember this?" or "You Nostalgia, you lose" on there.
#9 - rellergert (02/02/2011) [-]
dude, it's called "funny"junk for a reason.
#11 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
SORRY FOR NOT BEING FUNNY ENOUGH FOR YOU! I tried making fun of video games I get hate mail, i try making fun of tv shows i get hail mail, THESE PICTURES ARE FOR SPECIAL PURPOSES! Comment if u may BUT TRY NOT TO BE NEGEATIVE!
User avatar #19 - rellergert (02/02/2011) [-]
hence my not thumbing down.
#20 - nwpfighter (02/02/2011) [-]
Thanx. I'm not that funny. I can make meme's but i cant do much. everytime i make a meme i get hate mail. you can tell by me arguing in the comments section.
#2 - Picture 02/02/2011 on trolled 0
#2 - Hey, why are you- Wait. Remember, don't feed the troll. 02/02/2011 on Carelessness +3
#2 - I want to play! 02/02/2011 on new pokemon card game 0
#2 - Picture 02/02/2011 on damn hipster kids +3
#1 - That's actually not a bad idea. Urine contains a high amount o… 02/02/2011 on snow solution +2
#1 - I like the redhead to the immediate right of the guy in the middle. 02/02/2011 on Read The Description 0
#1 - Picture 02/02/2011 on Dont ask I was drunken +2

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#2374 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2015) [-]
I aint really 			****		, i admit it


I aint really **** , i admit it
#2368 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
r u still mad at me
r u still mad at me
#2369 to #2368 - pyrothermal ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry I got upset that day.
I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry I got upset that day.
#2370 to #2369 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
maybe you were just on your period.
#2371 to #2370 - pyrothermal ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
You know, it's kind of weird. I've been having this recurring mood shift every month where I get angry, and then for the week afterward I'm depressed. It's almost as if I have one, despite being male.
#2372 to #2371 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
feelings are stupid
#2373 to #2372 - pyrothermal ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
Damn straight.
#2357 - hateandwhiskey (09/22/2014) [-]
sometimes i like to think about the person i could have been   
or the one i used to be   
i used to be a real nice guy   
   
and that makes me real sad
sometimes i like to think about the person i could have been
or the one i used to be
i used to be a real nice guy

and that makes me real sad
#2358 to #2357 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean you can't still be that person.
That doesn't mean you can't still be that person.
#2337 to #2336 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Welcome to my profile. Is there something in particular you were looking for today?
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
do you need a sex partner?
#2339 to #2338 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
#2340 to #2339 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
okay

im blackholee
I like people. and im bipolar and I can count to ten in my head and i love you please stay with me why are you doing this
#2341 to #2340 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
User avatar #2342 to #2341 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
are you in a good mood? what happened today?
#2343 to #2342 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
I always come home feeling great after D&D night.
I always come home feeling great after D&D night.
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
is that dungeons and dungeons? I like that game
User avatar #2345 to #2344 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
I mean dragons what
#2346 to #2345 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
User avatar #2347 to #2346 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
you are really funny by the way (=
#2348 to #2347 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Thank you, I try. It really means a lot for someone to say that.
User avatar #2349 to #2348 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
I know that's why I said it, and it's sincere
#2350 to #2349 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Aw, you're too kind.    
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
Aw, you're too kind.
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
User avatar #2351 to #2350 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
"""That costs $0.25 though. Tape a plastic cap "quarter" in there and you have free candy until the store employee comes to fill up the machine and takes your plastic bags full of candy away and says things like "That's stealing" and "I'm calling the cops" and "Dude, it's just candy, don't cry" and "That's him officer" and "He vomited candy foodstuffs everywhere because he tried to 'destroy the evidence'"."""
#2352 to #2351 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh right, that comment. Usually those don't bring in guests, though. Mystery solved.
#2353 to #2352 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
"mystery"    
   
   
...what???
"mystery"


...what???
#2354 to #2353 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
#2356 to #2355 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
See you around. Or not, light can't escape black holes, so won't see you around.
...
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
#2327 - hateandwhiskey (09/09/2014) [-]
****		 school





**** school
#2328 to #2327 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
#2329 to #2328 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
You only just now don't like it?   
what are you, some kind of nerd?
You only just now don't like it?
what are you, some kind of nerd?
#2330 to #2329 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Well, yes. Yes I am.
Well, yes. Yes I am.
#2331 to #2330 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
but thats 			*******		 lame   
and i dont have lame friends   
   
   
well, i dont have any friends
but thats ******* lame
and i dont have lame friends


well, i dont have any friends
#2332 to #2331 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
I can be not lame. I just choose to be not not lame.
User avatar #2333 to #2332 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
man thats ******* stupd
#2334 to #2333 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
#2335 to #2334 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
Spending your whole life "playing it safe" sounds like a waste to me.
#2324 to #2323 - hateandwhiskey (08/27/2014) [-]
anime belongs in the trash
#2313 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
You've been awful quiet lately.
You've been awful quiet lately.
#2314 to #2313 - pyrothermal ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm hiding from the Russians.

Also college happened. I have to be a good student since my scholarship ran out.
#2315 to #2314 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
college is whack like crack, jack
college is whack like crack, jack
#2316 to #2315 - pyrothermal ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
But a degree is the key to be free, Lee.
#2317 to #2316 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
dont do that

anyway im currently polluting my kidneys so i figured id say something since i havent in a couple years
#2318 to #2317 - pyrothermal ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
#2319 to #2318 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.   
   
what's there to miss?
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.

what's there to miss?
#2320 to #2319 - pyrothermal ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
#2321 to #2320 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
#2290 - Benry (12/19/2013) [-]
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
#2291 to #2290 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
#2292 to #2291 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
#2293 to #2292 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah. Are you feeling bad right now?
#2294 to #2293 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I am.
Yeah, I guess I am.
#2295 to #2294 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?
#2298 to #2297 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Aw 			****		 you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
Aw **** you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
#2299 to #2298 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
aw yiss
aw yiss
#2300 to #2299 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
You my 			*****		, you know that, right?
You my ***** , you know that, right?
#2301 to #2300 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
And you mine, mah 			******		.
And you mine, mah ****** .
#2302 to #2301 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Bro love.   
Between two bros.   
   
 Homosex bro love.
Bro love.
Between two bros.

Homosex bro love.
#2303 to #2302 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
best kind of bro love
best kind of bro love
#2304 to #2303 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Real talk, I would never have sex with another man.

In public.
#2305 to #2304 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
#2306 to #2305 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
#2307 to #2306 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I wouldn't actually know. I haven't downed a drop of alcohol or had sex with anybody.
#2308 to #2307 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
#2309 to #2308 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm not the real partying type, and therefore, have not been in such an environment in which to put myself in that sort of situation. However, I have considered it often, maybe even wanting to try sometimes.
#2310 to #2309 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've only gotten drunk by myself and buddies before. Never really been to a party or invited to one.
#2283 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
iahO
iahO
#2284 to #2283 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
.yeh yeH
#2285 to #2284 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
?ti soeg woH
?ti soeg woH
#2286 to #2285 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
.it ta gniliaf dna yduts ot gniyrt, wonk uoy hO
#2287 to #2286 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
#2288 to #2287 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
#2289 to #2288 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
Hey, you remember how neither of us are funny?
#2280 - Benry (12/05/2013) [-]
Hey hey.
Hey hey.
#2282 to #2280 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
Ohai
Ohai
#2273 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2274 to #2273 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Ohai.
Ohai.
#2275 to #2274 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
How goes it?
#2276 to #2275 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
This weather has left me pony.

I'm a little hoarse.
#2277 to #2276 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
Oh you!
Oh you!
#2278 to #2277 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
That gif.
That gif.
#2279 to #2278 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
It's a vintage post from back in the day.
#2270 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2272 to #2271 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Oh.
Oh.
#2264 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
Hey.
#2265 to #2264 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
Sup?
Sup?
#2266 to #2265 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
Not much, donated blood yesterday.
You?
#2267 to #2266 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
I.. uh.. well... didn't...really...do much to help people...
#2268 to #2267 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
The nurse almost ripped the needle out of my arm.
#2261 - Benry (11/20/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled user thedarkestrogue **
**Benry rolled user thedarkestrogue **
#2263 to #2262 - Benry (11/20/2013) [-]
Sorry?
Sorry?
#2248 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2250 to #2249 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
How goes it?
#2251 to #2250 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Busy, procrastination-y, busy, lonely, and busy.

Did I mention busy?
#2252 to #2251 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
I actually don't think you mentioned busy at all.

Also, SOPA's back.
#2253 to #2252 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I know, I know, remain ever vigilant to those taking away our rights. But it's just dragging on and on **************** , will these guys just not get a clue? I understand that their persistence might be the downfall of the internet as we know it, but I'm just ******* tired of hearing about it, y'know? I've got other **** to worry about right now. My youthful perseverance wears thin.

TL;DR Can it wait, SOPA? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
#2254 to #2253 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
Eventually, the first Internet War will happen.
Then, we can all look back at what the internet used to be.

I was in the first Internet War, son. Front line whistleblower, I was. Goddamn if I didn't leak hundreds of documents. It was hell.
#2255 to #2254 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
3rd Seeder Corps, 8th Division. We were supplying the troops with their entertainment. A thankless job, if you ask me, but it needed to be done. Though it was relatively out of the way, the SOPA strike was the turning point for everyone. I saw my men, my brothers, my comrades falling left and right, charged with war crimes against one of the biggest powers in the world. The only way I got out were those proxies. God bless 'em, the last line of defense in this *********** outfit. I wouldn't be here today without 'em. A hellish world we live in if we can't even get our **** movies and games for free without the goddamn government on our asses.
#2256 to #2255 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
48th Whistleblower Corps, 2nd Division. I was the commander of a small unit tasked with infiltrating various government agencies, like the NSA and TSA. I recovered a lot of good intelligence, but at a cost that was too high. Over 3/4ths of my unit were captured by the end of it, and handed over to the CIA. That was before the SOPA/TPP strike even hit. Goddamn if I didn't make it out of there by the skin of my teeth.

I still hear my mens' screams for pirated porn when I sleep at night.
#2257 to #2256 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
War is hell.
#2258 to #2257 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
I just hope our children never have to go through such a struggle for basic internet rights.
I just hope our children never have to go through such a struggle for basic internet rights.
#2259 to #2258 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Me too.   
   
I gotsta get back to work; see you later, man.
Me too.

I gotsta get back to work; see you later, man.
#2260 to #2259 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
ight stay strong little 			*****		 you can do it
ight stay strong little ***** you can do it
#2245 - Benry (11/17/2013) [-]
On Tuesday, my account will be three years old.
#2246 to #2245 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Congrats, that's quite good.
Congrats, that's quite good.
#2247 to #2246 - Benry (11/17/2013) [-]
I believe I get a cake.
I believe I get a cake.
User avatar #2243 - tavafanduvill (11/15/2013) [-]
Thank you for thumbing up my content. I really appreciate it and I wish you a pleasant day.
#2244 to #2243 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
Oh, you're quite welcome.
#2242 - Benry (11/15/2013) [-]
Do you think if I challenged Admin to an Agni Kai he'd make me mod again?
Do you think if I challenged Admin to an Agni Kai he'd make me mod again?
#2229 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Pyro.. they.. took my mod powers away.
Pyro.. they.. took my mod powers away.
#2230 to #2229 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
#2231 to #2230 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
I didn't do anything, which is actually the problem.
I didn't do anything, which is actually the problem.
#2232 to #2231 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Do they deactivate your mod powers if you don't flag enough stuff or ban enough people?
#2233 to #2232 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
It isn't a quota system.    
I just wasn't flagging people, so they took er jerbs.    
   
 I flagged three posts from a year and a half ago, and that's it.
It isn't a quota system.
I just wasn't flagging people, so they took er jerbs.

I flagged three posts from a year and a half ago, and that's it.
#2234 to #2233 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh okay.

DEH DERK UR JEEERB
#2235 to #2234 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
I say we riot over it!   
   
Attica! Attica!
I say we riot over it!

Attica! Attica!
#2236 to #2235 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
To arms, brother! TO ARMS!   
   
 DURKA DURRR
To arms, brother! TO ARMS!

DURKA DURRR
#2237 to #2236 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
God it's 1:17 what the 			****		 am I doing I have school and 			****		 tomorrow goodnight Pyro sleep tight lil' 			*****		 you can do it.
God it's 1:17 what the **** am I doing I have school and **** tomorrow goodnight Pyro sleep tight lil' ***** you can do it.
#2238 to #2237 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh okay.    
Goodnight.
Oh okay.
Goodnight.
#2239 to #2238 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Also tell the Phanman to make me moderator supreme 2013.
Also tell the Phanman to make me moderator supreme 2013.
#2240 to #2239 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
I think he only listens to the aristocracy, those with single-digit ranks.
#2241 to #2240 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Us filthy commoners have no say.
#2220 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Heya.
Heya.
#2221 to #2220 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Ohai
Ohai
#2222 to #2221 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How goes it?
How goes it?
#2223 to #2222 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh, it's going.
#2224 to #2223 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How'd the exam go?
How'd the exam go?
#2225 to #2224 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
It was easier than I thought it'd be. Don't know if that's good or bad.
#2226 to #2225 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
That's a great thing! That means you kicked Chemistry's ass.
That's a great thing! That means you kicked Chemistry's ass.
#2227 to #2226 - pyrothermal ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Take that, Chemistry!
Take that, Chemistry!
#2228 to #2227 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
So was that it for your course in chemistry?   
Like, do you get your degree now?
So was that it for your course in chemistry?
Like, do you get your degree now?
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