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Gender: male
Age: 22
Steam Profile: Fish-Slapping Baby Snatcher
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3, Wii
Video Games Played: Team Fortress 2, DOOM, Guild Wars 2, Mass Effect, Many Others
Interests: Video Games, Guns, Ponies, Engineering
Date Signed Up:3/23/2010
Last Login:2/27/2015
Location:Texas
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#2 - Picture 04/26/2012 on Grandparents discover... 0
#1 - It's better to post smaller-frame pictures (also commonly refe… 04/26/2012 on No funny 0
#2 - That isn't even the real main character's name, John Stalvern. 04/26/2012 on Plot Twist 0
#23 - What are you going to do when the most powerful alicorn in Equ… 04/26/2012 on Not giving a fuck +4
#27 - I may not know everything, but I'll be damned before I forget … 04/26/2012 on WOMEN MAKE US WEAK!!! +6
#73 - I'm just glad we can both have a community that allows discour… 04/26/2012 on Lyra never gets her chance. -2
#24 - The Titans were technically stronger than the gods. However, d…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2012 on WOMEN MAKE US WEAK!!! +3
User avatar #26 - DemSilver (04/26/2012) [-]
oh, well then. I stand corrected.
#27 - pyrothermal (04/26/2012) [-]
I may not know everything, but I'll be damned before I forget Greek Mythology.
#1380 - Bitch please! I control the sun.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1381 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please, I can seal you in an illusion with just looking at your eyes.
#1378 - Eh, we've been through worse.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1379 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
And the fires of Amaterasu burn everything and can't be turned down. They burn as hot as the sun.
#1380 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please! I control the sun.
#1381 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please, I can seal you in an illusion with just looking at your eyes.
#51 - Thanks, I try. 04/25/2012 on Description +3
#5 - I thought she was straight, but wanted to be Trixie because it… 04/25/2012 on When You Realize Shes... +38
#36 - If you spin it while it's outside the frame, yes. It makes lit…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2012 on Description +4
User avatar #47 - liquidstranger (04/25/2012) [-]
This guy knows what he's talking about
User avatar #51 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Thanks, I try.
#6 - I thought the same thing, but after a little bit of research, … 04/25/2012 on Whats in my fridge.... +3
#9 - Personal Voice Amplification Transmitter 04/25/2012 on Extraordinary Names +4
#87 - What are you even doing? 04/25/2012 on brothers +3
#1376 - YOU BEST BE JOKING ****** .  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1377 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Anything their blade pierces gets sealed away, so you better hand over Equestria or you will get sealed forever in the World of Drunken Dreams.
#1378 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Eh, we've been through worse.
#1379 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
And the fires of Amaterasu burn everything and can't be turned down. They burn as hot as the sun.
#1380 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please! I control the sun.
#1381 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please, I can seal you in an illusion with just looking at your eyes.
#1373 - That is why I don't own an Xbox.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/25/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1375 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
CELESTIA PLS.





If you don't hand over Canterlot, I'll destroy it with my army of Susanoo.
#1376 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER.
#1377 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Anything their blade pierces gets sealed away, so you better hand over Equestria or you will get sealed forever in the World of Drunken Dreams.
#1378 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Eh, we've been through worse.
#1379 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
And the fires of Amaterasu burn everything and can't be turned down. They burn as hot as the sun.
#1380 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please! I control the sun.
#1381 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please, I can seal you in an illusion with just looking at your eyes.
User avatar #1374 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Fuckin Naruto Generations, full of spammers, the worst part is that I can't train because one thing is the CPU and other actual players.
#1371 - Canterlot is part of my co-principality. There is nothing I lo…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/25/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1372 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
BITCH PLEASE, he is technically your cousin in law (Since Matt Groeging is the husband of Lauren Faust).




Also, I replied to a kid in Xbox Live to see how it felt getting trolled and what was all the fuzz about. I left with all of my rage.
#1373 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
That is why I don't own an Xbox.
#1375 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
CELESTIA PLS.





If you don't hand over Canterlot, I'll destroy it with my army of Susanoo.
#1376 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER.
#1377 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Anything their blade pierces gets sealed away, so you better hand over Equestria or you will get sealed forever in the World of Drunken Dreams.
#1378 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Eh, we've been through worse.
#1379 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
And the fires of Amaterasu burn everything and can't be turned down. They burn as hot as the sun.
#1380 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please! I control the sun.
#1381 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please, I can seal you in an illusion with just looking at your eyes.
User avatar #1374 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Fuckin Naruto Generations, full of spammers, the worst part is that I can't train because one thing is the CPU and other actual players.
#1369 - I don't want you trying to pull that kind of **** …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/25/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
User avatar #1370 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
But you have to admit that CTOON NETWUK is better than Canterlot
#1371 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Canterlot is part of my co-principality. There is nothing I love more than Equestria and its ponies.
#1372 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
BITCH PLEASE, he is technically your cousin in law (Since Matt Groeging is the husband of Lauren Faust).




Also, I replied to a kid in Xbox Live to see how it felt getting trolled and what was all the fuzz about. I left with all of my rage.
#1373 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
That is why I don't own an Xbox.
#1375 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
CELESTIA PLS.





If you don't hand over Canterlot, I'll destroy it with my army of Susanoo.
#1376 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER.
#1377 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Anything their blade pierces gets sealed away, so you better hand over Equestria or you will get sealed forever in the World of Drunken Dreams.
#1378 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Eh, we've been through worse.
#1379 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
And the fires of Amaterasu burn everything and can't be turned down. They burn as hot as the sun.
#1380 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please! I control the sun.
#1381 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please, I can seal you in an illusion with just looking at your eyes.
User avatar #1374 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Fuckin Naruto Generations, full of spammers, the worst part is that I can't train because one thing is the CPU and other actual players.
#1367 - All transactions of the land in Equestria go through my approv…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/24/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1368 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
Celestia pls
#1369 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
I don't want you trying to pull that kind of shit on my watch.
User avatar #1370 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
But you have to admit that CTOON NETWUK is better than Canterlot
#1371 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Canterlot is part of my co-principality. There is nothing I love more than Equestria and its ponies.
#1372 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
BITCH PLEASE, he is technically your cousin in law (Since Matt Groeging is the husband of Lauren Faust).




Also, I replied to a kid in Xbox Live to see how it felt getting trolled and what was all the fuzz about. I left with all of my rage.
#1373 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
That is why I don't own an Xbox.
#1375 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
CELESTIA PLS.





If you don't hand over Canterlot, I'll destroy it with my army of Susanoo.
#1376 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER.
#1377 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Anything their blade pierces gets sealed away, so you better hand over Equestria or you will get sealed forever in the World of Drunken Dreams.
#1378 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Eh, we've been through worse.
#1379 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
And the fires of Amaterasu burn everything and can't be turned down. They burn as hot as the sun.
#1380 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please! I control the sun.
#1381 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please, I can seal you in an illusion with just looking at your eyes.
User avatar #1374 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Fuckin Naruto Generations, full of spammers, the worst part is that I can't train because one thing is the CPU and other actual players.
#1365 - W-won't she get sent to the moon for that?  [+] (16 new replies) 04/24/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1366 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
Spke pls, I bought the moon and canterlot and ctoon netwuk, also I bought Equestria, so Clestai has no sayng in mah niu country.
#1367 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
All transactions of the land in Equestria go through my approval. I don't remember any such contract with you, Dolan. The moon is now in control of my sister. She did not sell to you either. Now how can you go about spreading such erroneous information?
#1368 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
Celestia pls
#1369 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
I don't want you trying to pull that kind of shit on my watch.
User avatar #1370 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
But you have to admit that CTOON NETWUK is better than Canterlot
#1371 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Canterlot is part of my co-principality. There is nothing I love more than Equestria and its ponies.
#1372 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
BITCH PLEASE, he is technically your cousin in law (Since Matt Groeging is the husband of Lauren Faust).




Also, I replied to a kid in Xbox Live to see how it felt getting trolled and what was all the fuzz about. I left with all of my rage.
#1373 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
That is why I don't own an Xbox.
#1375 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
CELESTIA PLS.





If you don't hand over Canterlot, I'll destroy it with my army of Susanoo.
#1376 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER.
#1377 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Anything their blade pierces gets sealed away, so you better hand over Equestria or you will get sealed forever in the World of Drunken Dreams.
#1378 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Eh, we've been through worse.
#1379 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
And the fires of Amaterasu burn everything and can't be turned down. They burn as hot as the sun.
#1380 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please! I control the sun.
#1381 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please, I can seal you in an illusion with just looking at your eyes.
User avatar #1374 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Fuckin Naruto Generations, full of spammers, the worst part is that I can't train because one thing is the CPU and other actual players.
#39 - Oh, that was brilliant. 04/24/2012 on The Switcheroo +2
#1363 - I had a great time as well.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1364 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
Now tel Spik to wirte a leter to Celsetia




Also, tel her tat CTOON NETWUK WORL is bettre than Cnaterlot
#19 - And here's the gif! 04/24/2012 on Bad luck Brock +26
#107 - MY HAIR CAUGHT ON FIRE FROM GETTING TOO CLOSE TO THE FLAME WAR! 04/24/2012 on Religion in a nutshell +4

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#2374 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2015) [-]
I aint really 						****					, i admit it


I aint really **** , i admit it
#2368 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
r u still mad at me
r u still mad at me
#2369 to #2368 - pyrothermal (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry I got upset that day.
I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry I got upset that day.
#2370 to #2369 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
maybe you were just on your period.
#2371 to #2370 - pyrothermal (10/18/2014) [-]
You know, it's kind of weird. I've been having this recurring mood shift every month where I get angry, and then for the week afterward I'm depressed. It's almost as if I have one, despite being male.
#2372 to #2371 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
feelings are stupid
#2373 to #2372 - pyrothermal (10/18/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
Damn straight.
#2357 - hateandwhiskey (09/22/2014) [-]
sometimes i like to think about the person i could have been   
or the one i used to be   
i used to be a real nice guy   
   
and that makes me real sad
sometimes i like to think about the person i could have been
or the one i used to be
i used to be a real nice guy

and that makes me real sad
#2358 to #2357 - pyrothermal (09/22/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean you can't still be that person.
That doesn't mean you can't still be that person.
#2337 to #2336 - pyrothermal (09/17/2014) [-]
Welcome to my profile. Is there something in particular you were looking for today?
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
do you need a sex partner?
#2339 to #2338 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
#2340 to #2339 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
okay

im blackholee
I like people. and im bipolar and I can count to ten in my head and i love you please stay with me why are you doing this
#2341 to #2340 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
User avatar #2342 to #2341 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
are you in a good mood? what happened today?
#2343 to #2342 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
I always come home feeling great after D&D night.
I always come home feeling great after D&D night.
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
is that dungeons and dungeons? I like that game
User avatar #2345 to #2344 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
I mean dragons what
#2346 to #2345 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
User avatar #2347 to #2346 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
you are really funny by the way (=
#2348 to #2347 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Thank you, I try. It really means a lot for someone to say that.
User avatar #2349 to #2348 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
I know that's why I said it, and it's sincere
#2350 to #2349 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Aw, you're too kind.    
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
Aw, you're too kind.
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
User avatar #2351 to #2350 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
"""That costs $0.25 though. Tape a plastic cap "quarter" in there and you have free candy until the store employee comes to fill up the machine and takes your plastic bags full of candy away and says things like "That's stealing" and "I'm calling the cops" and "Dude, it's just candy, don't cry" and "That's him officer" and "He vomited candy foodstuffs everywhere because he tried to 'destroy the evidence'"."""
#2352 to #2351 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh right, that comment. Usually those don't bring in guests, though. Mystery solved.
#2353 to #2352 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
"mystery"    
   
   
...what???
"mystery"


...what???
#2354 to #2353 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
#2356 to #2355 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
See you around. Or not, light can't escape black holes, so won't see you around.
...
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
#2328 to #2327 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
#2329 to #2328 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
You only just now don't like it?   
what are you, some kind of nerd?
You only just now don't like it?
what are you, some kind of nerd?
#2330 to #2329 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
Well, yes. Yes I am.
Well, yes. Yes I am.
#2331 to #2330 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
but thats 						*******					 lame   
and i dont have lame friends   
   
   
well, i dont have any friends
but thats ******* lame
and i dont have lame friends


well, i dont have any friends
#2332 to #2331 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
I can be not lame. I just choose to be not not lame.
#2334 to #2333 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
#2335 to #2334 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
Spending your whole life "playing it safe" sounds like a waste to me.
#2324 to #2323 - hateandwhiskey (08/27/2014) [-]
anime belongs in the trash
#2313 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
You've been awful quiet lately.
You've been awful quiet lately.
#2314 to #2313 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm hiding from the Russians.

Also college happened. I have to be a good student since my scholarship ran out.
#2315 to #2314 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
college is whack like crack, jack
college is whack like crack, jack
#2316 to #2315 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
But a degree is the key to be free, Lee.
#2317 to #2316 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
dont do that

anyway im currently polluting my kidneys so i figured id say something since i havent in a couple years
#2318 to #2317 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
#2319 to #2318 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.   
   
what's there to miss?
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.

what's there to miss?
#2320 to #2319 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
#2321 to #2320 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
#2290 - Benry (12/19/2013) [-]
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
#2291 to #2290 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
#2292 to #2291 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
#2293 to #2292 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah. Are you feeling bad right now?
#2294 to #2293 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I am.
Yeah, I guess I am.
#2295 to #2294 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?
#2298 to #2297 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Aw 						****					 you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
Aw **** you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
#2299 to #2298 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
aw yiss
aw yiss
#2300 to #2299 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
You my 						*****					, you know that, right?
You my ***** , you know that, right?
#2301 to #2300 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
And you mine, mah 						******					.
And you mine, mah ****** .
#2302 to #2301 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Bro love.   
Between two bros.   
   
 Homosex bro love.
Bro love.
Between two bros.

Homosex bro love.
#2303 to #2302 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
best kind of bro love
best kind of bro love
#2304 to #2303 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Real talk, I would never have sex with another man.

In public.
#2305 to #2304 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
#2306 to #2305 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
#2307 to #2306 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I wouldn't actually know. I haven't downed a drop of alcohol or had sex with anybody.
#2308 to #2307 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
#2309 to #2308 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm not the real partying type, and therefore, have not been in such an environment in which to put myself in that sort of situation. However, I have considered it often, maybe even wanting to try sometimes.
#2310 to #2309 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've only gotten drunk by myself and buddies before. Never really been to a party or invited to one.
#2283 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
iahO
iahO
#2285 to #2284 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
?ti soeg woH
?ti soeg woH
#2286 to #2285 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.it ta gniliaf dna yduts ot gniyrt, wonk uoy hO
#2287 to #2286 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
#2288 to #2287 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
#2289 to #2288 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
Hey, you remember how neither of us are funny?
#2280 - Benry (12/05/2013) [-]
Hey hey.
Hey hey.
#2273 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2275 to #2274 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
How goes it?
#2276 to #2275 - pyrothermal (11/25/2013) [-]
This weather has left me pony.

I'm a little hoarse.
#2277 to #2276 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
Oh you!
Oh you!
#2278 to #2277 - pyrothermal (11/25/2013) [-]
That gif.
That gif.
#2279 to #2278 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
It's a vintage post from back in the day.
#2270 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2272 to #2271 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Oh.
Oh.
#2264 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
Hey.
#2266 to #2265 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
Not much, donated blood yesterday.
You?
#2267 to #2266 - pyrothermal (11/22/2013) [-]
I.. uh.. well... didn't...really...do much to help people...
#2268 to #2267 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
The nurse almost ripped the needle out of my arm.
#2261 - Benry (11/20/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled user thedarkestrogue **
**Benry rolled user thedarkestrogue **
#2263 to #2262 - Benry (11/20/2013) [-]
Sorry?
Sorry?
#2248 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2250 to #2249 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
How goes it?
#2251 to #2250 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
Busy, procrastination-y, busy, lonely, and busy.

Did I mention busy?
#2252 to #2251 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
I actually don't think you mentioned busy at all.

Also, SOPA's back.
#2253 to #2252 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
I know, I know, remain ever vigilant to those taking away our rights. But it's just dragging on and on **************** , will these guys just not get a clue? I understand that their persistence might be the downfall of the internet as we know it, but I'm just ******* tired of hearing about it, y'know? I've got other **** to worry about right now. My youthful perseverance wears thin.

TL;DR Can it wait, SOPA? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
#2254 to #2253 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
Eventually, the first Internet War will happen.
Then, we can all look back at what the internet used to be.

I was in the first Internet War, son. Front line whistleblower, I was. Goddamn if I didn't leak hundreds of documents. It was hell.
#2255 to #2254 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
3rd Seeder Corps, 8th Division. We were supplying the troops with their entertainment. A thankless job, if you ask me, but it needed to be done. Though it was relatively out of the way, the SOPA strike was the turning point for everyone. I saw my men, my brothers, my comrades falling left and right, charged with war crimes against one of the biggest powers in the world. The only way I got out were those proxies. God bless 'em, the last line of defense in this *********** outfit. I wouldn't be here today without 'em. A hellish world we live in if we can't even get our **** movies and games for free without the goddamn government on our asses.
#2256 to #2255 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
48th Whistleblower Corps, 2nd Division. I was the commander of a small unit tasked with infiltrating various government agencies, like the NSA and TSA. I recovered a lot of good intelligence, but at a cost that was too high. Over 3/4ths of my unit were captured by the end of it, and handed over to the CIA. That was before the SOPA/TPP strike even hit. Goddamn if I didn't make it out of there by the skin of my teeth.

I still hear my mens' screams for pirated porn when I sleep at night.
#2258 to #2257 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
I just hope our children never have to go through such a struggle for basic internet rights.
I just hope our children never have to go through such a struggle for basic internet rights.
#2259 to #2258 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
Me too.   
   
I gotsta get back to work; see you later, man.
Me too.

I gotsta get back to work; see you later, man.
#2260 to #2259 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
ight stay strong little 						*****					 you can do it
ight stay strong little ***** you can do it
#2245 - Benry (11/17/2013) [-]
On Tuesday, my account will be three years old.
#2246 to #2245 - pyrothermal (11/17/2013) [-]
Congrats, that's quite good.
Congrats, that's quite good.
#2247 to #2246 - Benry (11/17/2013) [-]
I believe I get a cake.
I believe I get a cake.
User avatar #2243 - tavafanduvill (11/15/2013) [-]
Thank you for thumbing up my content. I really appreciate it and I wish you a pleasant day.
#2244 to #2243 - pyrothermal (11/15/2013) [-]
Oh, you're quite welcome.
#2242 - Benry (11/15/2013) [-]
Do you think if I challenged Admin to an Agni Kai he'd make me mod again?
Do you think if I challenged Admin to an Agni Kai he'd make me mod again?
#2229 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Pyro.. they.. took my mod powers away.
Pyro.. they.. took my mod powers away.
#2230 to #2229 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
#2231 to #2230 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
I didn't do anything, which is actually the problem.
I didn't do anything, which is actually the problem.
#2232 to #2231 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Do they deactivate your mod powers if you don't flag enough stuff or ban enough people?
#2233 to #2232 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
It isn't a quota system.    
I just wasn't flagging people, so they took er jerbs.    
   
 I flagged three posts from a year and a half ago, and that's it.
It isn't a quota system.
I just wasn't flagging people, so they took er jerbs.

I flagged three posts from a year and a half ago, and that's it.
#2234 to #2233 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh okay.

DEH DERK UR JEEERB
#2235 to #2234 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
I say we riot over it!   
   
Attica! Attica!
I say we riot over it!

Attica! Attica!
#2236 to #2235 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
To arms, brother! TO ARMS!   
   
 DURKA DURRR
To arms, brother! TO ARMS!

DURKA DURRR
#2237 to #2236 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
God it's 1:17 what the 						****					 am I doing I have school and 						****					 tomorrow goodnight Pyro sleep tight lil' 						*****					 you can do it.
God it's 1:17 what the **** am I doing I have school and **** tomorrow goodnight Pyro sleep tight lil' ***** you can do it.
#2238 to #2237 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh okay.    
Goodnight.
Oh okay.
Goodnight.
#2239 to #2238 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Also tell the Phanman to make me moderator supreme 2013.
Also tell the Phanman to make me moderator supreme 2013.
#2240 to #2239 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
I think he only listens to the aristocracy, those with single-digit ranks.
#2241 to #2240 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Us filthy commoners have no say.
#2220 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Heya.
Heya.
#2222 to #2221 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How goes it?
How goes it?
#2223 to #2222 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh, it's going.
#2224 to #2223 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How'd the exam go?
How'd the exam go?
#2225 to #2224 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
It was easier than I thought it'd be. Don't know if that's good or bad.
#2226 to #2225 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
That's a great thing! That means you kicked Chemistry's ass.
That's a great thing! That means you kicked Chemistry's ass.
#2227 to #2226 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Take that, Chemistry!
Take that, Chemistry!
#2228 to #2227 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
So was that it for your course in chemistry?   
Like, do you get your degree now?
So was that it for your course in chemistry?
Like, do you get your degree now?
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