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Age: 22
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Interests: Video Games, Guns, Ponies, Engineering
Date Signed Up:3/23/2010
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#122 - Lydia died on my third dungeon. She walked into my arrows. Tho…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/29/2012 on Cheating +11
#177 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [-]
i beat lydia to within an inch of her life, then i bought her back with healing hands, then i did it again. one day i went a little too far and killed her in one of the caves so i stabbed her and took her mints
User avatar #176 - KayThanxBye (04/29/2012) [-]
i beat lydia to within an inch of her life, then i bought her back with healing hands, then i did it again. one day i went a little too far and killed her in one of the caves so i stabbed her and took her mints
#147 - theCelebratedMrK (04/29/2012) [-]
i didnt like her attitude when she agreed to carry my things, so right after the first meeting with the greybeards, i fus ro dah'd her off the throat of the world. it looked a little like this.
#125 - thundagawd (04/29/2012) [-]
Oh lawd, the feels D:

I'm kinda happy I never had a teammate with me, I went with a full on assassin build, so allies just got in my way O.o
User avatar #127 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
It was sort of an odd setup for me; I was a heavy armor sneaky archer. But in Skyrim, you can practically make any combination you want.
User avatar #128 - thundagawd (04/29/2012) [-]
yeah, and since there's the muffle spell, you can sneak around in pretty much any armor set you want, I just used light armor for the speed, I tend to be an impatient bastard when it comes to creeping around in caves >.<
User avatar #130 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
I hardly used any illusion magic on that character. I was far enough away from people for them to notice me. But, if someone ever tried to hit me from that far, I was well equipped to defend myself.
User avatar #132 - thundagawd (04/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, I used alot of archery in the later stages, it was way more amusing than in oblivion, but for the most part I just backstabbed everything, with the dark brotherhood gloves and the Assassin's Blade perk, I was able to 1-hit most monsters with my daggers, but if I messed up, I couldn't survive for more than a few seconds in actual combat, especially since I was always playing on master difficulty XD
#137 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
I'm a n00b, I played on Apprentice practically all the way through. I only really had tough fights with dragons, the tougher Draugrs, Dragon Priests, and that one barbarian archer that I just couldn't find that one time.
#142 - thundagawd (04/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, I was completely incapable of killing the tougher types of dragons unless I had Shadowmere drawing the attention away from me, since he apparently regenerates faster than he takes damage O.o
User avatar #165 - thejerseyjenn (04/29/2012) [-]
i'm the weirdest combination on skyrim, I'm mostly a thief. I wear nightingale armor and hate having to kill enemies. it just takes so much time. but i use the blade of woe and try to just cut everyone's throat. but if that doesnt work i get out my spellbreaker and ebony sword and just take on everyone, I'm like a tank in light armor.. I took down a dragon priest rather quickly, but when it came to 2 deathlords and a scourge i couldn't kill them. i needed to summon a dremora.

Once i was doing a quest and just fast traveled to the destination. Then i hear shadowmere flippin shit. he was attacking a troll. i got the troll down to half health and fus-ro-dah'd him off the cliff. i saw a horse also rolling down the hill. It was shadowmere. He was dead the troll still wasnt. fucking skyrim.

ok sorry for the like paragraph xD i like skyrim.alot and no one ever listens to me
#218 - thundagawd (04/29/2012) [-]
Lol, it's alright XD

On my character, I got every perk in the stealth tree, I wear full nightingale with the ancient shrouded gloves for double backstab damage plus the Assassin's Blade perk for 30X sneak attack damage when I use daggers, I use 2 legendary Daedric daggers (Made them myself) and each one is double enchanted (100 enchanting perk ftw!).

So I have 2 daggers that deal around 70 so 140 X 30 on a sneak attack which amounts to 4200 base damage on a backstab if I do a double power attack, plus 30 fire damage & 30 frost damage on my left hand dagger, along with 30 shock and soul trap on my right hand one for a total of 4290 damage along with soul trap on the first hit :D (I've actually killed a blood dragon in 1 hit once, bastard was chilling on a tower and I shanked his tail XD)
User avatar #219 - thejerseyjenn (04/30/2012) [-]
o.o i am impressed.
User avatar #220 - thundagawd (04/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, If I mess up my backstab though, I'm pretty much instantly fucked, I'm on master difficulty on top of that and I have a low armor rating, so I die anywhere between 1-3 hits if I don't kill the enemy first =/
#1 - ... And? 04/29/2012 on I FUCKING HATE PONIES! +3
#1446 - I know it's pretty wrong to do so, but I signed it. Twice. 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#33 - Yes, he's a two-hearted Time Lord from the world Gallifrey. He… 04/29/2012 on Doctor who/Scooby doo +6
#31 - Doctor Who is a long-running science fiction program on BBC, i… 04/29/2012 on Doctor who/Scooby doo +9
#1444 - I suppose we are.  [+] (23 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1447 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
What if Gaben hasn't finished Ep 3





Because he is watching MLP?
#1448 - pyrothermal (04/30/2012) [-]
Hopefully, he will complete his task before the new season begins. We have been waiting to play for the longest time.
#1449 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
What if Equestria





is a post nuclear world with mutated horses?
#1450 - pyrothermal (04/30/2012) [-]
.... Now I just won't be able to sleep.
#1451 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
And what if Discord





Is a really mutated human who got crazed by the loneliness of being the last human?
#1452 - pyrothermal (04/30/2012) [-]
Now that's just crazier than I am.
User avatar #1453 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
Hey Vynil, guess what
#1454 - pyrothermal (04/30/2012) [-]
Yeah? What?
User avatar #1455 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
I can make you wet with one pic that isn't pronz.
#1456 - pyrothermal (04/30/2012) [-]
... Go on.
#1457 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
Deadmau without his mask.
#1458 - pyrothermal (04/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #1459 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
Now bring Octavia
#1460 - pyrothermal (04/30/2012) [-]
Hey Tavi!
What is it, Vinyl?
This guy wanted to talk to you!
User avatar #1461 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
I can make you wet like vinyl too with one SFW pic.
#1462 - pyrothermal (04/30/2012) [-]
...Alright.
#1464 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
#1467 - pyrothermal (04/30/2012) [-]
And Beethoven as well? Bravo.
#1463 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
#1465 - pyrothermal (04/30/2012) [-]
Oh... my... the great Frederic Chopin...
#1466 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
Vynil and Octavia.
#1446 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
I know it's pretty wrong to do so, but I signed it. Twice.
#1442 - Engineer, definitely.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
User avatar #1443 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Mine are Spy, Heavy and Sniper (in that order)





I guess we are enemies then.
#1440 - I haven't quite gotten there.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
User avatar #1441 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
damn, well what about TF2? What's your favorite class?
#1442 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Engineer, definitely.
User avatar #1443 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Mine are Spy, Heavy and Sniper (in that order)





I guess we are enemies then.
#1438 - Nope.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
User avatar #1439 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
What was your favorite ending of Deus Ex: Human Revolution?
#1440 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
I haven't quite gotten there.
User avatar #1441 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
damn, well what about TF2? What's your favorite class?
#1442 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Engineer, definitely.
User avatar #1443 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Mine are Spy, Heavy and Sniper (in that order)





I guess we are enemies then.
#1436 - Too many to count. Practically everything Valve's ever made. L…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
User avatar #1437 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Have you played No More Heroes?
#1438 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #1439 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
What was your favorite ending of Deus Ex: Human Revolution?
#1440 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
I haven't quite gotten there.
User avatar #1441 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
damn, well what about TF2? What's your favorite class?
#1442 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Engineer, definitely.
User avatar #1443 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Mine are Spy, Heavy and Sniper (in that order)





I guess we are enemies then.
#1434 - Not that much of it, unfortunately. I didn't really think that…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
User avatar #1435 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
You should watch it





What famous games have you played?
#1436 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Too many to count. Practically everything Valve's ever made. Lots of Nintendo. Unfortunately some Cawwa Doody, but mostly before it went to shit.
User avatar #1437 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Have you played No More Heroes?
#1438 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #1439 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
What was your favorite ending of Deus Ex: Human Revolution?
#1440 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
I haven't quite gotten there.
User avatar #1441 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
damn, well what about TF2? What's your favorite class?
#1442 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Engineer, definitely.
User avatar #1443 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Mine are Spy, Heavy and Sniper (in that order)





I guess we are enemies then.
#1432 - No, I haven't. Though, I've heard it's really good.  [+] (11 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
User avatar #1433 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
You watched the original series?
#1434 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Not that much of it, unfortunately. I didn't really think that it had as many fans as it did.
User avatar #1435 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
You should watch it





What famous games have you played?
#1436 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Too many to count. Practically everything Valve's ever made. Lots of Nintendo. Unfortunately some Cawwa Doody, but mostly before it went to shit.
User avatar #1437 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Have you played No More Heroes?
#1438 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #1439 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
What was your favorite ending of Deus Ex: Human Revolution?
#1440 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
I haven't quite gotten there.
User avatar #1441 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
damn, well what about TF2? What's your favorite class?
#1442 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Engineer, definitely.
User avatar #1443 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Mine are Spy, Heavy and Sniper (in that order)





I guess we are enemies then.
#1430 - As was I. Otherwise, I really wouldn't have gone as far as I did.  [+] (13 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
User avatar #1431 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Now, have you watched the legend of Korra?
#1432 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
No, I haven't. Though, I've heard it's really good.
User avatar #1433 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
You watched the original series?
#1434 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Not that much of it, unfortunately. I didn't really think that it had as many fans as it did.
User avatar #1435 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
You should watch it





What famous games have you played?
#1436 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Too many to count. Practically everything Valve's ever made. Lots of Nintendo. Unfortunately some Cawwa Doody, but mostly before it went to shit.
User avatar #1437 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Have you played No More Heroes?
#1438 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #1439 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
What was your favorite ending of Deus Ex: Human Revolution?
#1440 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
I haven't quite gotten there.
User avatar #1441 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
damn, well what about TF2? What's your favorite class?
#1442 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Engineer, definitely.
User avatar #1443 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Mine are Spy, Heavy and Sniper (in that order)





I guess we are enemies then.
#1427 - .... You're getting off to this, aren't you?  [+] (16 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
User avatar #1429 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
That and that I am quite bored.
#1430 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
As was I. Otherwise, I really wouldn't have gone as far as I did.
User avatar #1431 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Now, have you watched the legend of Korra?
#1432 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
No, I haven't. Though, I've heard it's really good.
User avatar #1433 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
You watched the original series?
#1434 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Not that much of it, unfortunately. I didn't really think that it had as many fans as it did.
User avatar #1435 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
You should watch it





What famous games have you played?
#1436 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Too many to count. Practically everything Valve's ever made. Lots of Nintendo. Unfortunately some Cawwa Doody, but mostly before it went to shit.
User avatar #1437 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Have you played No More Heroes?
#1438 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #1439 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
What was your favorite ending of Deus Ex: Human Revolution?
#1440 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
I haven't quite gotten there.
User avatar #1441 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
damn, well what about TF2? What's your favorite class?
#1442 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Engineer, definitely.
User avatar #1443 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Mine are Spy, Heavy and Sniper (in that order)





I guess we are enemies then.
#1428 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
LOL No, I'm actually laughing my ass off for some reason. Anyway.





COMBO BREAKER.
#1425 - Twilight Sparkle! What on Earth are you doing in my private be…  [+] (18 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1426 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Rainbow told me about something called a threesome, and made a plan for me to wait here. Don't lie Celestia, I know you've wanted my body for a long time.
#1427 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
.... You're getting off to this, aren't you?
User avatar #1429 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
That and that I am quite bored.
#1430 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
As was I. Otherwise, I really wouldn't have gone as far as I did.
User avatar #1431 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Now, have you watched the legend of Korra?
#1432 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
No, I haven't. Though, I've heard it's really good.
User avatar #1433 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
You watched the original series?
#1434 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Not that much of it, unfortunately. I didn't really think that it had as many fans as it did.
User avatar #1435 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
You should watch it





What famous games have you played?
#1436 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Too many to count. Practically everything Valve's ever made. Lots of Nintendo. Unfortunately some Cawwa Doody, but mostly before it went to shit.
User avatar #1437 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Have you played No More Heroes?
#1438 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #1439 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
What was your favorite ending of Deus Ex: Human Revolution?
#1440 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
I haven't quite gotten there.
User avatar #1441 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
damn, well what about TF2? What's your favorite class?
#1442 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Engineer, definitely.
User avatar #1443 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Mine are Spy, Heavy and Sniper (in that order)





I guess we are enemies then.
#1428 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
LOL No, I'm actually laughing my ass off for some reason. Anyway.





COMBO BREAKER.
#1423 - Welcome to my humble resting place, Rainbow Dash.  [+] (20 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1424 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Well hello there, Celestia, Rainbow, I've been expecting both of you.
#1425 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Twilight Sparkle! What on Earth are you doing in my private bedchambers?
#1426 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Rainbow told me about something called a threesome, and made a plan for me to wait here. Don't lie Celestia, I know you've wanted my body for a long time.
#1427 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
.... You're getting off to this, aren't you?
User avatar #1429 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
That and that I am quite bored.
#1430 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
As was I. Otherwise, I really wouldn't have gone as far as I did.
User avatar #1431 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Now, have you watched the legend of Korra?
#1432 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
No, I haven't. Though, I've heard it's really good.
User avatar #1433 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
You watched the original series?
#1434 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Not that much of it, unfortunately. I didn't really think that it had as many fans as it did.
User avatar #1435 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
You should watch it





What famous games have you played?
#1436 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Too many to count. Practically everything Valve's ever made. Lots of Nintendo. Unfortunately some Cawwa Doody, but mostly before it went to shit.
User avatar #1437 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Have you played No More Heroes?
#1438 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #1439 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
What was your favorite ending of Deus Ex: Human Revolution?
#1440 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
I haven't quite gotten there.
User avatar #1441 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
damn, well what about TF2? What's your favorite class?
#1442 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Engineer, definitely.
User avatar #1443 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Mine are Spy, Heavy and Sniper (in that order)





I guess we are enemies then.
#1428 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
LOL No, I'm actually laughing my ass off for some reason. Anyway.





COMBO BREAKER.
#1 - Picture 04/29/2012 on Valve +34
#1421 - Let's head back to the castle. I've got a kickin' stereo system.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1422 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Nice place Celestia! Mind to show me the bedroom? I set a little surprise for you there.
#1419 - Actually pretty well. I feel well-rested after last week's event.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1420 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Good, can we go to your house or mine?
#1421 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Let's head back to the castle. I've got a kickin' stereo system.
#1422 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Nice place Celestia! Mind to show me the bedroom? I set a little surprise for you there.
#2 - Better yet... >take her penis >attach above your…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2012 on 4chan yeaaaaah +57
User avatar #34 - fukkendragonite (04/29/2012) [-]
Rape the dickhole!

Rape the dickhole!
User avatar #3 - sanshiiuum (04/29/2012) [-]
Damn you good sir, you beat me at my own game.
#1417 - Wouldn't you like to take me out to dinner first?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1418 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
THERE!





So, how's the night going for you Princess?
#1419 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Actually pretty well. I feel well-rested after last week's event.
#1420 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Good, can we go to your house or mine?
#1421 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Let's head back to the castle. I've got a kickin' stereo system.
#1422 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Nice place Celestia! Mind to show me the bedroom? I set a little surprise for you there.
#1415 - Oh, I know. Being alive so long has allowed me to... explore …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1416 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
So you would do it with me!?
#1417 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Wouldn't you like to take me out to dinner first?
#1418 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
THERE!





So, how's the night going for you Princess?
#1419 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Actually pretty well. I feel well-rested after last week's event.
#1420 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Good, can we go to your house or mine?
#1421 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Let's head back to the castle. I've got a kickin' stereo system.
#1422 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Nice place Celestia! Mind to show me the bedroom? I set a little surprise for you there.
#1413 - Why would I do such a thing to my faithful student? I shouldn'…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#1414 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Because you have no husband, because you were never sexually atracted to males, you are, deep inside, a lesbian.
#1415 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Oh, I know. Being alive so long has allowed me to... explore both genders. I've known for quite a while that I'm bisexual.
#1416 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
So you would do it with me!?
#1417 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Wouldn't you like to take me out to dinner first?
#1418 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
THERE!





So, how's the night going for you Princess?
#1419 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Actually pretty well. I feel well-rested after last week's event.
#1420 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Good, can we go to your house or mine?
#1421 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Let's head back to the castle. I've got a kickin' stereo system.
#1422 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Nice place Celestia! Mind to show me the bedroom? I set a little surprise for you there.
#1411 - Oh heavens no. (and yes, I did)  [+] (11 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
User avatar #1412 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
You want to rape Twilight?






#1413 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Why would I do such a thing to my faithful student? I shouldn't do such a thing to my faithful student! I shouldn't even let it cross my mind!!

Then why does it?
#1414 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Because you have no husband, because you were never sexually atracted to males, you are, deep inside, a lesbian.
#1415 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Oh, I know. Being alive so long has allowed me to... explore both genders. I've known for quite a while that I'm bisexual.
#1416 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
So you would do it with me!?
#1417 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Wouldn't you like to take me out to dinner first?
#1418 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
THERE!





So, how's the night going for you Princess?
#1419 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Actually pretty well. I feel well-rested after last week's event.
#1420 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Good, can we go to your house or mine?
#1421 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Let's head back to the castle. I've got a kickin' stereo system.
#1422 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Nice place Celestia! Mind to show me the bedroom? I set a little surprise for you there.
#1409 - Me, or that guy who types the script for what I say?  [+] (13 new replies) 04/29/2012 on pyrothermal's profile 0
User avatar #1410 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Celestia.





Did you finish that report?
#1411 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Oh heavens no.



(and yes, I did)
User avatar #1412 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
You want to rape Twilight?






#1413 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Why would I do such a thing to my faithful student? I shouldn't do such a thing to my faithful student! I shouldn't even let it cross my mind!!

Then why does it?
#1414 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Because you have no husband, because you were never sexually atracted to males, you are, deep inside, a lesbian.
#1415 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Oh, I know. Being alive so long has allowed me to... explore both genders. I've known for quite a while that I'm bisexual.
#1416 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
So you would do it with me!?
#1417 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Wouldn't you like to take me out to dinner first?
#1418 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
THERE!





So, how's the night going for you Princess?
#1419 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Actually pretty well. I feel well-rested after last week's event.
#1420 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Good, can we go to your house or mine?
#1421 - pyrothermal (04/29/2012) [-]
Let's head back to the castle. I've got a kickin' stereo system.
#1422 - drphoenixwright (04/29/2012) [-]
Nice place Celestia! Mind to show me the bedroom? I set a little surprise for you there.

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#2374 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2015) [-]
I aint really 			****		, i admit it


I aint really **** , i admit it
#2368 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
r u still mad at me
r u still mad at me
#2369 to #2368 - pyrothermal (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry I got upset that day.
I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry I got upset that day.
#2370 to #2369 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
maybe you were just on your period.
#2371 to #2370 - pyrothermal (10/18/2014) [-]
You know, it's kind of weird. I've been having this recurring mood shift every month where I get angry, and then for the week afterward I'm depressed. It's almost as if I have one, despite being male.
#2372 to #2371 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
feelings are stupid
#2373 to #2372 - pyrothermal (10/18/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
Damn straight.
#2357 - hateandwhiskey (09/22/2014) [-]
sometimes i like to think about the person i could have been   
or the one i used to be   
i used to be a real nice guy   
   
and that makes me real sad
sometimes i like to think about the person i could have been
or the one i used to be
i used to be a real nice guy

and that makes me real sad
#2358 to #2357 - pyrothermal (09/22/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean you can't still be that person.
That doesn't mean you can't still be that person.
#2337 to #2336 - pyrothermal (09/17/2014) [-]
Welcome to my profile. Is there something in particular you were looking for today?
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - blackholee ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
do you need a sex partner?
#2339 to #2338 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
#2340 to #2339 - blackholee ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
okay

im blackholee
I like people. and im bipolar and I can count to ten in my head and i love you please stay with me why are you doing this
#2341 to #2340 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
User avatar #2342 to #2341 - blackholee ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
are you in a good mood? what happened today?
#2343 to #2342 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
I always come home feeling great after D&amp;D night.
I always come home feeling great after D&D night.
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - blackholee ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
is that dungeons and dungeons? I like that game
User avatar #2345 to #2344 - blackholee ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
I mean dragons what
#2346 to #2345 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
User avatar #2347 to #2346 - blackholee ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
you are really funny by the way (=
#2348 to #2347 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Thank you, I try. It really means a lot for someone to say that.
User avatar #2349 to #2348 - blackholee ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
I know that's why I said it, and it's sincere
#2350 to #2349 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Aw, you're too kind.    
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
Aw, you're too kind.
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
User avatar #2351 to #2350 - blackholee ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
"""That costs $0.25 though. Tape a plastic cap "quarter" in there and you have free candy until the store employee comes to fill up the machine and takes your plastic bags full of candy away and says things like "That's stealing" and "I'm calling the cops" and "Dude, it's just candy, don't cry" and "That's him officer" and "He vomited candy foodstuffs everywhere because he tried to 'destroy the evidence'"."""
#2352 to #2351 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh right, that comment. Usually those don't bring in guests, though. Mystery solved.
#2353 to #2352 - blackholee ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
&quot;mystery&quot;    
   
   
...what???
"mystery"


...what???
#2354 to #2353 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
#2355 to #2354 - blackholee ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
ok bye
ok bye
#2356 to #2355 - pyrothermal (09/18/2014) [-]
See you around. Or not, light can't escape black holes, so won't see you around.
...
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
#2327 - hateandwhiskey (09/09/2014) [-]
****		 school





**** school
#2328 to #2327 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
#2329 to #2328 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
You only just now don't like it?   
what are you, some kind of nerd?
You only just now don't like it?
what are you, some kind of nerd?
#2330 to #2329 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
Well, yes. Yes I am.
Well, yes. Yes I am.
#2331 to #2330 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
but thats 			*******		 lame   
and i dont have lame friends   
   
   
well, i dont have any friends
but thats ******* lame
and i dont have lame friends


well, i dont have any friends
#2332 to #2331 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
I can be not lame. I just choose to be not not lame.
User avatar #2333 to #2332 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
man thats ******* stupd
#2334 to #2333 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
#2335 to #2334 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
Spending your whole life "playing it safe" sounds like a waste to me.
#2324 to #2323 - hateandwhiskey (08/27/2014) [-]
anime belongs in the trash
#2313 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
You've been awful quiet lately.
You've been awful quiet lately.
#2314 to #2313 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm hiding from the Russians.

Also college happened. I have to be a good student since my scholarship ran out.
#2315 to #2314 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
college is whack like crack, jack
college is whack like crack, jack
#2316 to #2315 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
But a degree is the key to be free, Lee.
#2317 to #2316 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
dont do that

anyway im currently polluting my kidneys so i figured id say something since i havent in a couple years
#2318 to #2317 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
#2319 to #2318 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.   
   
what's there to miss?
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.

what's there to miss?
#2320 to #2319 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a &quot;hi&quot;.
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
#2321 to #2320 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
#2290 - Benry (12/19/2013) [-]
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
#2291 to #2290 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
#2292 to #2291 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
#2293 to #2292 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah. Are you feeling bad right now?
#2294 to #2293 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I am.
Yeah, I guess I am.
#2295 to #2294 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?
#2298 to #2297 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Aw 			****		 you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
Aw **** you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
#2299 to #2298 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
aw yiss
aw yiss
#2300 to #2299 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
You my 			*****		, you know that, right?
You my ***** , you know that, right?
#2301 to #2300 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
And you mine, mah 			******		.
And you mine, mah ****** .
#2302 to #2301 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Bro love.   
Between two bros.   
   
 Homosex bro love.
Bro love.
Between two bros.

Homosex bro love.
#2303 to #2302 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
best kind of bro love
best kind of bro love
#2304 to #2303 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Real talk, I would never have sex with another man.

In public.
#2305 to #2304 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
#2306 to #2305 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
#2307 to #2306 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I wouldn't actually know. I haven't downed a drop of alcohol or had sex with anybody.
#2308 to #2307 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
#2309 to #2308 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm not the real partying type, and therefore, have not been in such an environment in which to put myself in that sort of situation. However, I have considered it often, maybe even wanting to try sometimes.
#2310 to #2309 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've only gotten drunk by myself and buddies before. Never really been to a party or invited to one.
#2283 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
iahO
iahO
#2285 to #2284 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
?ti soeg woH
?ti soeg woH
#2286 to #2285 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.it ta gniliaf dna yduts ot gniyrt, wonk uoy hO
#2287 to #2286 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
#2288 to #2287 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
#2289 to #2288 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
Hey, you remember how neither of us are funny?
#2280 - Benry (12/05/2013) [-]
Hey hey.
Hey hey.
#2273 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2275 to #2274 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
How goes it?
#2276 to #2275 - pyrothermal (11/25/2013) [-]
This weather has left me pony.

I'm a little hoarse.
#2277 to #2276 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
Oh you!
Oh you!
#2278 to #2277 - pyrothermal (11/25/2013) [-]
That gif.
That gif.
#2279 to #2278 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
It's a vintage post from back in the day.
#2270 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2272 to #2271 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Oh.
Oh.
#2264 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
Hey.
#2266 to #2265 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
Not much, donated blood yesterday.
You?
#2267 to #2266 - pyrothermal (11/22/2013) [-]
I.. uh.. well... didn't...really...do much to help people...
#2268 to #2267 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
The nurse almost ripped the needle out of my arm.
#2261 - Benry (11/20/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled user thedarkestrogue **
**Benry rolled user thedarkestrogue **
#2263 to #2262 - Benry (11/20/2013) [-]
Sorry?
Sorry?
#2248 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2250 to #2249 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
How goes it?
#2251 to #2250 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
Busy, procrastination-y, busy, lonely, and busy.

Did I mention busy?
#2252 to #2251 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
I actually don't think you mentioned busy at all.

Also, SOPA's back.
#2253 to #2252 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
I know, I know, remain ever vigilant to those taking away our rights. But it's just dragging on and on **************** , will these guys just not get a clue? I understand that their persistence might be the downfall of the internet as we know it, but I'm just ******* tired of hearing about it, y'know? I've got other **** to worry about right now. My youthful perseverance wears thin.

TL;DR Can it wait, SOPA? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
#2254 to #2253 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
Eventually, the first Internet War will happen.
Then, we can all look back at what the internet used to be.

I was in the first Internet War, son. Front line whistleblower, I was. Goddamn if I didn't leak hundreds of documents. It was hell.
#2255 to #2254 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
3rd Seeder Corps, 8th Division. We were supplying the troops with their entertainment. A thankless job, if you ask me, but it needed to be done. Though it was relatively out of the way, the SOPA strike was the turning point for everyone. I saw my men, my brothers, my comrades falling left and right, charged with war crimes against one of the biggest powers in the world. The only way I got out were those proxies. God bless 'em, the last line of defense in this *********** outfit. I wouldn't be here today without 'em. A hellish world we live in if we can't even get our **** movies and games for free without the goddamn government on our asses.
#2256 to #2255 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
48th Whistleblower Corps, 2nd Division. I was the commander of a small unit tasked with infiltrating various government agencies, like the NSA and TSA. I recovered a lot of good intelligence, but at a cost that was too high. Over 3/4ths of my unit were captured by the end of it, and handed over to the CIA. That was before the SOPA/TPP strike even hit. Goddamn if I didn't make it out of there by the skin of my teeth.

I still hear my mens' screams for pirated porn when I sleep at night.
#2258 to #2257 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
I just hope our children never have to go through such a struggle for basic internet rights.
I just hope our children never have to go through such a struggle for basic internet rights.
#2259 to #2258 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
Me too.   
   
I gotsta get back to work; see you later, man.
Me too.

I gotsta get back to work; see you later, man.
#2260 to #2259 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
ight stay strong little 			*****		 you can do it
ight stay strong little ***** you can do it
#2245 - Benry (11/17/2013) [-]
On Tuesday, my account will be three years old.
#2246 to #2245 - pyrothermal (11/17/2013) [-]
Congrats, that's quite good.
Congrats, that's quite good.
#2247 to #2246 - Benry (11/17/2013) [-]
I believe I get a cake.
I believe I get a cake.
User avatar #2243 - tavafanduvill (11/15/2013) [-]
Thank you for thumbing up my content. I really appreciate it and I wish you a pleasant day.
#2244 to #2243 - pyrothermal (11/15/2013) [-]
Oh, you're quite welcome.
#2242 - Benry (11/15/2013) [-]
Do you think if I challenged Admin to an Agni Kai he'd make me mod again?
Do you think if I challenged Admin to an Agni Kai he'd make me mod again?
#2229 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Pyro.. they.. took my mod powers away.
Pyro.. they.. took my mod powers away.
#2230 to #2229 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
#2231 to #2230 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
I didn't do anything, which is actually the problem.
I didn't do anything, which is actually the problem.
#2232 to #2231 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Do they deactivate your mod powers if you don't flag enough stuff or ban enough people?
#2233 to #2232 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
It isn't a quota system.    
I just wasn't flagging people, so they took er jerbs.    
   
 I flagged three posts from a year and a half ago, and that's it.
It isn't a quota system.
I just wasn't flagging people, so they took er jerbs.

I flagged three posts from a year and a half ago, and that's it.
#2234 to #2233 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh okay.

DEH DERK UR JEEERB
#2235 to #2234 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
I say we riot over it!   
   
Attica! Attica!
I say we riot over it!

Attica! Attica!
#2236 to #2235 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
To arms, brother! TO ARMS!   
   
 DURKA DURRR
To arms, brother! TO ARMS!

DURKA DURRR
#2237 to #2236 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
God it's 1:17 what the 			****		 am I doing I have school and 			****		 tomorrow goodnight Pyro sleep tight lil' 			*****		 you can do it.
God it's 1:17 what the **** am I doing I have school and **** tomorrow goodnight Pyro sleep tight lil' ***** you can do it.
#2238 to #2237 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh okay.    
Goodnight.
Oh okay.
Goodnight.
#2239 to #2238 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Also tell the Phanman to make me moderator supreme 2013.
Also tell the Phanman to make me moderator supreme 2013.
#2240 to #2239 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
I think he only listens to the aristocracy, those with single-digit ranks.
#2241 to #2240 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Us filthy commoners have no say.
#2220 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Heya.
Heya.
#2222 to #2221 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How goes it?
How goes it?
#2223 to #2222 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh, it's going.
#2224 to #2223 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How'd the exam go?
How'd the exam go?
#2225 to #2224 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
It was easier than I thought it'd be. Don't know if that's good or bad.
#2226 to #2225 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
That's a great thing! That means you kicked Chemistry's ass.
That's a great thing! That means you kicked Chemistry's ass.
#2227 to #2226 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Take that, Chemistry!
Take that, Chemistry!
#2228 to #2227 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
So was that it for your course in chemistry?   
Like, do you get your degree now?
So was that it for your course in chemistry?
Like, do you get your degree now?
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