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Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: Fish-Slapping Baby Snatcher
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3, Wii
Video Games Played: Team Fortress 2, DOOM, Guild Wars 2, Mass Effect, Many Others
Interests: Video Games, Guns, Ponies, Engineering
Date Signed Up:3/23/2010
Last Login:5/30/2016
Location:Texas
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#4 - That's why she has to hang on to Katara's arm.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/10/2015 on Non-Anime Fanart dump +14
#10 - lupusluzulu (10/10/2015) [-]
>toph br /> >willingly stopping herself from using her seismic sense
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#68 - iqequalzero (10/11/2015) [-]
Why would shoes stop that sense? At most they would shorten its range a bit.
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#40 - pikminpoo (10/11/2015) [-]
hee
lolol

ojj
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#11 - lupusluzulu (10/10/2015) [-]
What the actual fuck.
#15 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
Enter is broken, don't use it
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#16 - ingloriousgamer (10/11/2015) [-]
really?
thats weird
neat
#26 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
I thought it was enter... don't know
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#27 - ingloriousgamer (10/11/2015) [-]
it was its fixed now




See




fixed
#8 - When you roll a natural 20 on Deception and face the consequen… 10/10/2015 on Boom pregnant - press [X]... +2
#13 - B-but that's Propane Nightmares.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2015 on Mom +3
#21 - xenotopic (10/14/2015) [-]
Hush my sweet prince have some jojo fan service
#352 - afwefawe 10/10/2015 on Comment 4 spooky skeleton 0
#321 - dndexplain gimme more glowing bacta fam 10/09/2015 on Favorite FJer? 0
#1 - There's a demand, so there's a profit to be made. M… 09/30/2015 on Fat Lives Matter +3
#2 - She didn't mean to, though. Wouldn't that be manslaughter? 09/28/2015 on Savage +24
#4 - I want to **** that lava.  [+] (53 new replies) 09/25/2015 on Orgasms +200
#135 - publickush (09/26/2015) [-]
#91 - sennar (09/25/2015) [-]
she is 22 now, so I guess it is ok
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#111 - assdoreponyfucker (09/25/2015) [-]
And also has no standing career whatsoever.
#75 - randomzdude (09/25/2015) [-]
pls no ban admin
#138 - uleaveinpieces (10/08/2015) [-]
#139 - kyleassante (10/09/2015) [-]
it's not that small..
#140 - uleaveinpieces (10/09/2015) [-]
But giving us a sauce that's smaller than the image posted is kinda pointless... A for effort, but still.
#133 - randomzdude (09/26/2015) [-]
Deleting previous comment. Thought you were asking for sauce.
#141 - uleaveinpieces (10/09/2015) [-]
Could you give us the sauce? Their sauce is tiny, smaller than the posted one.
#142 - randomzdude (10/09/2015) [-]
Uh yea sure. monstergirlquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lava_Girl
That's the wiki page, the picture is a still a little small so you'll have to find a bigger one on Google images. It's a japanese visual novel porn game. You can find the full translated version tpb.
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#131 - slyforawhiteguy (09/26/2015) [-]
yes peeps do need to peep and such a neep
#84 - flyinarrow (09/25/2015) [-]
that looks a lot like a steaming pile of shit
#86 - theswagisreal (09/25/2015) [-]
just noticed that
#79 - anisbanana (09/25/2015) [-]
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#85 - matt leaf (09/25/2015) [-]
You're treading a dangerous path my friend
#66 - nowthatsedgy (09/25/2015) [-]
#48 - moultonlavafive (09/25/2015) [-]
Mmmmm.
#40 - apietotheface (09/25/2015) [-]
You do it, bro. You do it so the next generation knows they can fuck anything if they put their mind to it.
#71 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
wut game
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#87 - nyanfatcat (09/25/2015) [-]
arma 3 i think
#36 - vinylblue (09/25/2015) [-]
our faces when "Florida man fucked lava" is on the front page.
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#50 - dndxplain (09/25/2015) [-]
he's from texas
#67 - vinylblue (09/25/2015) [-]
Our faces when " Florida Texas man fucked lava" is on the front page.
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#88 - floran (09/25/2015) [-]
" Florida Texas man fucked shot lava"
#31 - geoguy (09/25/2015) [-]
If only...
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#90 - zerkerex (09/25/2015) [-]
It can happen Lava (From "Lava" (Official Lyric Video))
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#56 - ridivey (09/25/2015) [-]
is that an anime flame atronarch?
#97 - uleaveinpieces (09/25/2015) [-]
Lava Golem Monster Girl, actually. monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Lava_Golem
#52 - anonasdaasdasd (09/25/2015) [-]
Source?
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#77 - Freelon (09/25/2015) [-]
It's from a series of books called Monster Girl Encyclopedia. That specific one is a Lava Golem

monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Mamono

Enjoy
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#94 - absolyst (09/25/2015) [-]
Is Monster Girl Encyclopedia in anyway related to Monster Girl Quest? Just curious. I've played the latter but don't know much about the former.
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#95 - Freelon (09/25/2015) [-]
It's not. To the best of my knowledge there's no game for the series. Just information on monster girls and the world they live in. Monster Girl Quest is it's own thing
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#29 - SteyrAUG (09/25/2015) [-]
With a name like that, i'm not surprised.
#26 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
Sounds hot.
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#5 - dndxplain (09/25/2015) [-]
do it faggot
#25 - mrshrapnel (09/25/2015) [-]
**mrshrapnel used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**mrshrapnel rolls 18**
Rolling to succesfully shag lava.
#116 - marconde (09/26/2015) [-]
I remember playing D&D for the first time
I made my paladin to fuck a bonfire
I got 6 of fire damage and my dick was on fire, I was paralized trying to take it off for 3 turns
Boy was it worth it, I couldn't stop laughing
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#53 - romuloid (09/25/2015) [-]
**romuloid used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**romuloid rolls 05** Lets see if I can do it
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#54 - romuloid (09/25/2015) [-]
Well, at least its not 1
#45 - donbionicle (09/25/2015) [-]
You did it!
I mean you don't have a lower half anymore, but you did it.
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#43 - nikismeeee (09/25/2015) [-]
You take 5d6 fire damage and your dick is missing.
#46 - mrshrapnel (09/25/2015) [-]
I here by declare that fire is my arch nemesis!
Killing torches and bonfires all day everyday, along with the murder of the occasional blacksmith.
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#119 - zaxzwim (09/26/2015) [-]
what movies that from?
#123 - thejudgingmoose (09/26/2015) [-]
Treasure Planet. It is a fantastic movie that I highly recommend.
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#125 - zaxzwim (09/26/2015) [-]
oh cool, i remember when it came out but i never watched it for some reason
#126 - thejudgingmoose (09/26/2015) [-]
No time like the present~
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#127 - zaxzwim (09/26/2015) [-]
true
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#57 - thevaulthunter (09/25/2015) [-]
**thevaulthunter used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**thevaulthunter rolls 04**
I cast cure critical wounds.
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#59 - thevaulthunter (09/25/2015) [-]
It seems you regrew a Vagina.
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#65 - talpss (09/25/2015) [-]
Good trade off... I think.
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#17 - flippytrixfordiner (09/25/2015) [-]
don't tell other people what to do you faggot
#3 - Even the mosh pit has room for Jesus. 09/25/2015 on Christan rock concerts be... +2
#2 - Metroplex area here. I am filled with a mix of pride and shame… 09/18/2015 on Texas... something... +1
#23 - I'm supposed to be working on PChem homework right now. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2015 on chemistry bitch +5
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#40 - wraithguard (09/13/2015) [-]
Pchem was a bitch.
#1254 - **pyrothermal used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **pyrothermal rol… 09/12/2015 on Steam Giveaway! 0
#2376 - Thx m8 09/10/2015 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#147 - Aw, he ded. Except not. He reappeared in the ea…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2015 on Amiibos +1
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#148 - captainprincess (09/08/2015) [-]
ah well
#145 - This police character has shown up before in VG Cats; he's the…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2015 on Amiibos 0
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#146 - captainprincess (09/08/2015) [-]
Oh well if it's a character thing then that makes more sense, in a way
I haven't kept in touch with the comic beyond a passing interest so idk about this or that character specific trope

except the homeless guy going on about spoons
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#147 - pyrothermal (09/08/2015) [-]
Aw, he ded.

Except not. He reappeared in the early 2010's, can't find the exact comic or date right now.
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#148 - captainprincess (09/08/2015) [-]
ah well
#9 - Thanksgiving must've sucked if you had to throw out the whole Turkey.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2015 on Remove +52
#11 - thetrapkiller (09/08/2015) [-]
updoot 4 carlos
#15 - Looks good, thank you for this information. 09/04/2015 on Slower you slut. +2
#7 - Okay, so what, he's scraping mustard off of a bun to put it on…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2015 on Slower you slut. +3
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#14 - TheMather (09/04/2015) [-]
Specifically it's raclette cheese.
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#20 - cheeseexplains (09/04/2015) [-]
Even more Specifically its Swiss Raclette
You can tell by the wheel size as French variety tends to be about half the size.
Good eye, cheese friend
#34 - notafunnyguy (09/04/2015) [-]
has anyone ever actually summoned you before
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#38 - cheeseexplains (09/04/2015) [-]
I appear when I am needed, not when I am called.
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#15 - pyrothermal (09/04/2015) [-]
Looks good, thank you for this information.
#84 - Inching closer to the Same **** as Yesterday. Good th… 09/03/2015 on just see what you get then... 0
#1 - Nice try, Konami. We all know it's you.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2015 on Metal Queer Solid +1
#2 - jakemendoza (09/02/2015) [-]
Abort mission.
#6 - 'Heh, I see you've played knifey spooney before.'  [+] (9 new replies) 09/01/2015 on That's not a knife +218
#98 - thesteenge (09/01/2015) [-]
y u do dis
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#79 - captainpooters (09/01/2015) [-]
for some reason i find him/her adorable
#83 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
that gayer than gay sex dude
#60 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (09/01/2015) [-]
¨Come get some bitch Ill fuck up your fruit cereals so bad they will turn into oatmeal¨
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#30 - zeunfunnyguy (09/01/2015) [-]
man

reposting from reddit is ok i guess but stealing the top comment?
can't we be a little bit original?

source because im not a faggot
www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3izt9y/fenerbache_fans_threaten_celtic_fans_with_knives/cul3n3w
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#52 - hykk (09/01/2015) [-]
It's a Simspons-reference.
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#70 - zeunfunnyguy (09/01/2015) [-]
im fully aware of that. that scene is fucking hilarious.

it's still a word for word stolen comment from reddit's front page post.
could've have happened, but highly unlikely that this person hasn't seen the reddit post, and i dont want our comment section and content to only be filled by yesterday's front page of reddit.
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#72 - hykk (09/01/2015) [-]
When I say this I think the bigger part of this community agrees with me.

You are the bigger faggot here.
#85 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
You are right. He is, mainly because when I saw the spoon I immediately thought of the simpsons scene with that. Then I just started thinking about "Now this is a knife" because of the title. But hey, the guys name is "Ze Unfunny Guy" so he may just be fuckin around.
#48 - Thx groovy skeltal! 08/31/2015 on Doot Doot +3
#39 - I think he has his finger off the trigger so it'd be easier to… 08/25/2015 on I, WAsh. +2
#446 - It's only 6:30 pm. 08/23/2015 on Why are you not asleep? 0
#79 - Apparently, it's gold so the taste of the spoon doesn't interf…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2015 on Sum Facos +1
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#158 - superpianobros (08/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, and he inverts the spoon and spreads it across his tongue to get a better taste of the ice cream
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#2375 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
#2376 to #2375 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
Thx m8
#2374 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2015) [-]
I aint really ****, i admit it


I aint really ****, i admit it
#2368 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
r u still mad at me
r u still mad at me
#2369 to #2368 - pyrothermal ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry I got upset that day.
I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry I got upset that day.
#2370 to #2369 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
maybe you were just on your period.
#2371 to #2370 - pyrothermal ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
You know, it's kind of weird. I've been having this recurring mood shift every month where I get angry, and then for the week afterward I'm depressed. It's almost as if I have one, despite being male.
#2372 to #2371 - hateandwhiskey (10/18/2014) [-]
feelings are stupid
#2373 to #2372 - pyrothermal ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
Damn straight.
#2357 - hateandwhiskey (09/22/2014) [-]
sometimes i like to think about the person i could have been   
or the one i used to be   
i used to be a real nice guy   
   
and that makes me real sad
sometimes i like to think about the person i could have been
or the one i used to be
i used to be a real nice guy

and that makes me real sad
#2358 to #2357 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean you can't still be that person.
That doesn't mean you can't still be that person.
#2336 - blackholee (09/17/2014) [-]
#2337 to #2336 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Welcome to my profile. Is there something in particular you were looking for today?
#2338 to #2337 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
do you need a sex partner?
#2339 to #2338 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
#2340 to #2339 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
okay

im blackholee
I like people. and im bipolar and I can count to ten in my head and i love you please stay with me why are you doing this
#2341 to #2340 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
#2342 to #2341 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
are you in a good mood? what happened today?
#2343 to #2342 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
I always come home feeling great after D&D night.
I always come home feeling great after D&D night.
#2344 to #2343 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
is that dungeons and dungeons? I like that game
#2345 to #2344 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
I mean dragons what
#2346 to #2345 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
#2347 to #2346 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
you are really funny by the way (=
#2348 to #2347 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Thank you, I try. It really means a lot for someone to say that.
#2349 to #2348 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
I know that's why I said it, and it's sincere
#2350 to #2349 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Aw, you're too kind.    
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
Aw, you're too kind.
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
#2351 to #2350 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
"""That costs $0.25 though. Tape a plastic cap "quarter" in there and you have free candy until the store employee comes to fill up the machine and takes your plastic bags full of candy away and says things like "That's stealing" and "I'm calling the cops" and "Dude, it's just candy, don't cry" and "That's him officer" and "He vomited candy foodstuffs everywhere because he tried to 'destroy the evidence'"."""
#2352 to #2351 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh right, that comment. Usually those don't bring in guests, though. Mystery solved.
#2353 to #2352 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
"mystery"    
   
   
...what???
"mystery"


...what???
#2354 to #2353 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
#2355 to #2354 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
ok bye
#2356 to #2355 - pyrothermal ONLINE
(09/18/2014) [-]
See you around. Or not, light can't escape black holes, so won't see you around.
...
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
#2327 - hateandwhiskey (09/09/2014) [-]
**** school





**** school
#2328 to #2327 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
#2329 to #2328 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
You only just now don't like it?   
what are you, some kind of nerd?
You only just now don't like it?
what are you, some kind of nerd?
#2330 to #2329 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Well, yes. Yes I am.
Well, yes. Yes I am.
#2331 to #2330 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
but thats ******* lame   
and i dont have lame friends   
   
   
well, i dont have any friends
but thats ******* lame
and i dont have lame friends


well, i dont have any friends
#2332 to #2331 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
I can be not lame. I just choose to be not not lame.
#2333 to #2332 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
man thats ******* stupd
#2334 to #2333 - pyrothermal ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
#2335 to #2334 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
Spending your whole life "playing it safe" sounds like a waste to me.
#2322 - hateandwhiskey (08/27/2014) [-]
oi
#2323 to #2322 - pyrothermal ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
io
#2324 to #2323 - hateandwhiskey (08/27/2014) [-]
anime belongs in the trash
#2325 to #2324 - pyrothermal ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
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#2313 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
You've been awful quiet lately.
You've been awful quiet lately.
#2314 to #2313 - pyrothermal ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm hiding from the Russians.

Also college happened. I have to be a good student since my scholarship ran out.
#2315 to #2314 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
college is whack like crack, jack
college is whack like crack, jack
#2316 to #2315 - pyrothermal ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
But a degree is the key to be free, Lee.
#2317 to #2316 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
dont do that

anyway im currently polluting my kidneys so i figured id say something since i havent in a couple years
#2318 to #2317 - pyrothermal ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
#2319 to #2318 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.   
   
what's there to miss?
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.

what's there to miss?
#2320 to #2319 - pyrothermal ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
#2321 to #2320 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
#2290 - Benry (12/19/2013) [-]
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
#2291 to #2290 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
#2292 to #2291 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
#2293 to #2292 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah. Are you feeling bad right now?
#2294 to #2293 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I am.
Yeah, I guess I am.
#2295 to #2294 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?
#2296 to #2295 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
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#2297 to #2296 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
#2298 to #2297 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Aw **** you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
Aw **** you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
#2299 to #2298 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
aw yiss
aw yiss
#2300 to #2299 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
You my *****, you know that, right?
You my *****, you know that, right?
#2301 to #2300 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
And you mine, mah ******.
And you mine, mah ******.
#2302 to #2301 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Bro love.   
Between two bros.   
   
 Homosex bro love.
Bro love.
Between two bros.

Homosex bro love.
#2303 to #2302 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
best kind of bro love
best kind of bro love
#2304 to #2303 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Real talk, I would never have sex with another man.

In public.
#2305 to #2304 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
#2306 to #2305 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
#2307 to #2306 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I wouldn't actually know. I haven't downed a drop of alcohol or had sex with anybody.
#2308 to #2307 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
#2309 to #2308 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm not the real partying type, and therefore, have not been in such an environment in which to put myself in that sort of situation. However, I have considered it often, maybe even wanting to try sometimes.
#2310 to #2309 - Benry
(12/20/2013) [-]
I've only gotten drunk by myself and buddies before. Never really been to a party or invited to one.
#2283 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
iahO
iahO
#2284 to #2283 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
.yeh yeH
#2285 to #2284 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
?ti soeg woH
?ti soeg woH
#2286 to #2285 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
.it ta gniliaf dna yduts ot gniyrt, wonk uoy hO
#2287 to #2286 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
#2288 to #2287 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
#2289 to #2288 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
Hey, you remember how neither of us are funny?