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#66 - How can you be confused about him? I'm Hetero and I totally wo… 12/16/2014 on J.D. +1
#47 - Finally a chance to bring this up. Why didn't more p…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on J.D. +4
#49 - grimfuck (12/15/2014) [-]
Im with you dude. I think alot of people have confused sexual feelings for Joseph Gordon-Levitt and they dont know what to do about it. so they dont watch the movie
#66 - pwoneill (12/16/2014) [-]
How can you be confused about him? I'm Hetero and I totally would. He is a beautiful man.
Okay maybe Not that far, but he is something...
Lying, I totally would fuck that man...
...Not really Jokes.
#122 - I mean the girl was not in the right and there shouldn't be an…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/20/2014 on found on imgur, thought I'd... +1
User avatar #143 - divinecreator (11/20/2014) [-]
How do you prove someone guilty when Theyre not close anymore do to them having moving legs
#139 - valigar (11/20/2014) [-]
Well it wasn't just them and the Security guard- op was there. Also,
I'm sure there was a camera and many other peoples to witness.
It's not like they were locked into a cell
with a guard
that was all
User avatar #136 - vlemich (11/20/2014) [-]
I think the gist of the situation was "if you set off the alarm, then you can either submit to a search or the police will be called". The only way to make sure they don't run off in their car (and get away with shoplifting, in this case) is to lock the doors. It might seem like overstepping, but what other real choice is there? Allow them to leave, have the cops track the vehicle, hope all occupants are still around it and willing to admit the red bull they have is, in fact, stolen from the store? Sounds like the only real option for keeping someone around who won't turn out their pockets when an alarm sounds.
#128 - isabitofaplonker (11/20/2014) [-]
It's fine if you're this guy The Most Badass Scene in all of Movie History
User avatar #127 - heartlessrobot (11/20/2014) [-]
It's called a citizens arrest.
User avatar #125 - drakenumen (11/20/2014) [-]
They went through the scanners and set the alarm off, though that's probably not enough info legally I feel like its enough to at least consider them guilty of something. Maybe protocol said the guard had to lock the doors so that no one could try to run off with stolen goods. Yeah it seems a little sketchy but its understandable.
#151 - the psychological affects caused by a positive personal change… 11/13/2014 on Facts 0
#94 - If you honestly believe that changing your bodies weight distr…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Facts +14
User avatar #124 - zhitman (11/13/2014) [-]
I see your point, but I refuse to believe having smaller boobs was the only reason why she climbed 450 spots
User avatar #151 - pwoneill (11/13/2014) [-]
the psychological affects caused by a positive personal change can have strong affects on other facets of people's lives. Such a change can create a mindset inspiring drive to achieve. While it is literally impossible for it to be the only cause for her success, It is most likely the biggest factor in that change by both direct and indirect results of that change.
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User avatar #14 - schmitty ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
What do you think about RBW extort? I had one for a while that did pretty well, especially with 4 Boros charms to save your stuff.
User avatar #15 to #14 - pwoneill (09/06/2013) [-]
I mean i like concept decks they are fun and i like abusing extort... but Like competitively speaking I'm skittish about such a deck
User avatar #16 to #15 - schmitty ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
I usually would go with a turn 1 Thrull Parasite, turn 2 either Syndic or Blind Obedience, and then from there on every spell has the potential to drain for at least one.
User avatar #17 to #16 - pwoneill (09/06/2013) [-]
can it win by turn 4? or stop other decks from winning by turn four and maintain complete board control?
User avatar #18 to #17 - schmitty ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Doesn't win on turn 4, but with a Blind Obedience on the field and Searing Spears and a few other cheap kills spells in it, it can stall out to either drain them to death or in some cases (due to things like Boros Reckoner and Bump in the Night) kill them with damage. Bump in the Night in that deck was amazing.
User avatar #19 to #18 - pwoneill (09/06/2013) [-]
did you run crypt ghast?
User avatar #20 to #19 - schmitty ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
No, with that deck Crypt Ghast didn't really work with it that way it was set up. Yes I can use the extra mana for extort, but on turn 4 I was usually killing a creature, draining them for at least 2, and then swinging to also inflict damage.
User avatar #21 to #20 - pwoneill (09/06/2013) [-]
.......Crypt ghast can be an excellent wincon at any point in a deck that uses extort...turn 4 and beyond. play one turn 5....extort for 10, that usually would win the game

User avatar #22 to #21 - schmitty ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
That definitely would be quite a drain, and with things like Doom Blade and Shock coming back, I must might remake the deck.
User avatar #23 to #22 - pwoneill (09/06/2013) [-]
it would make sense to ditch syndic and thrull parasite.... that is simply too many extort outlets... it only takes one on the field at a time
User avatar #24 to #23 - schmitty ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Well you would need more than one if your plan is too extort for something like ten.
User avatar #25 to #24 - pwoneill (09/06/2013) [-]
nevermind im thinking of a different mechanic lol extort cant stack
User avatar #26 to #25 - schmitty ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh ok, you had me confused for a second haha. Now that I think about it though, if it were to be a midrange deck with no Crypt Ghasts, Archangel of Thune would be really mean in that kind of deck.
User avatar #13 - ghouleyed (04/24/2013) [-]
Nice Izzet guild emblem, i got Izzet from this quiz:

tough i play with Rakdos and Dimir Decks wich you can see in here:
User avatar #6 - symphoric (03/19/2013) [-]
I admire your Andy Warhol argument. It was both entertaining and a worthy debate, too bad you were stuck debating with someone so ignorant.
User avatar #7 to #6 - pwoneill (03/19/2013) [-]
Whats funny is that I blocked him so now hes just going around posting incohernt weird complaints about me, Im positive this guy must be like 10 so I dont care.

thank you very much for your consideration
User avatar #8 to #7 - symphoric (03/19/2013) [-]
Perhaps 10 years old.
Or a feminist, that would make sense to me also.
User avatar #9 to #8 - pwoneill (03/19/2013) [-]
heres a few of the comments:
pwoneill, you're a faggot little internet bitch. You are such a stupid cunt. Man, you must be bad to block me and **** .
By the way, your last comment was definitely too long so let me make a summary

"I, pwoneill, suck more dick than any internet faggot ever. I'm so sorry for being wrong, praise be with the Lord, The Wise Oak, praise the Lord.
pwoneill threatened me. report him to the cyber bully police
pwoneill said he was going to kill me.
pwoneill is a scary individual. he will threaten you on the internet!!!!!

Im not sure what hes expecting.. someone on the site to care?
User avatar #10 to #9 - symphoric (03/19/2013) [-]
You threatened? Lol.. No that was not a threat. The way I read it, it sounded like more of a fantasy.
That person, I pray... I pray they receive the wrath of the internet for being such a little Faggoty Ann.
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User avatar #5 - shashashanasha (03/13/2013) [-]
Do you happen to live in Perrysburg Ohio? That facebook status about Willow Smith was word for word as one of my friend's, same likes and everything.
User avatar #2 - genruh (02/05/2013) [-]
Ahh. The Izzet guild. One of my favorites.
User avatar #3 to #2 - pwoneill (02/06/2013) [-]
I declare Izzet Master Race....I play American Midrange decks, but I love Izzet... if only it was practical in standard
User avatar #27 to #3 - demcupcakes (12/19/2013) [-]
How dare you say Izzet master race you are a disgrace to boros. and yes im kinda stalking you.
User avatar #28 to #27 - pwoneill (12/19/2013) [-]
this was my old thing, many moons ago, ever since i entered the competitive scene this has been me, now quit stealing me logo
User avatar #29 to #28 - demcupcakes (12/19/2013) [-]
Why should i change boros needs an army!
User avatar #30 to #29 - pwoneill (12/19/2013) [-]
…because if i ever decide to make my real comeback to the comments section, i don't want confusion
User avatar #31 to #30 - demcupcakes (12/19/2013) [-]
shh shh no need for that.
User avatar #32 to #31 - pwoneill (12/19/2013) [-]
but every time i talk to you it looks like i am arguing with my self
User avatar #33 to #32 - demcupcakes (12/19/2013) [-]
Did you not realize i am you.
User avatar #34 to #33 - pwoneill (12/19/2013) [-]
do you like irish folk music?
User avatar #35 to #34 - demcupcakes (12/19/2013) [-]
can't say I've ever listened to it.
User avatar #36 to #35 - pwoneill (12/19/2013) [-]
then you aren't me
User avatar #4 to #3 - genruh (02/06/2013) [-]
American Control is always good.

I normally run Jund or Naya. But I always have my Izzet for some casual. ^^
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