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#157 - I mean, in theory where else on the internet could she go to b…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/27/2015 on taylor swift is probably... +28
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#194 - furiousmarshmellow (08/27/2015) [-]
Dude, she probably has autism, not fucking down syndrome.
#285 - innocentbabies (08/28/2015) [-]
I mean, she asked /b/ to cheer her up, so that's entirely debatable.
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#192 - machomustachio (08/27/2015) [-]
I don't think you understand the word "normal".
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#193 - manananggal (08/27/2015) [-]
So you're saying where not normal, in comparison with 4chan?
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Well old people don't drive much and since half the time he owned the car he was old, it brought down the average.

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#314 - pwoneill (06/04/2015) [-]
What's wrong with fallout 3 exactly?
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#14 - schmitty (09/06/2013) [-]
What do you think about RBW extort? I had one for a while that did pretty well, especially with 4 Boros charms to save your stuff.
#15 to #14 - pwoneill (09/06/2013) [-]
I mean i like concept decks they are fun and i like abusing extort... but Like competitively speaking I'm skittish about such a deck
#16 to #15 - schmitty (09/06/2013) [-]
I usually would go with a turn 1 Thrull Parasite, turn 2 either Syndic or Blind Obedience, and then from there on every spell has the potential to drain for at least one.
#17 to #16 - pwoneill (09/06/2013) [-]
can it win by turn 4? or stop other decks from winning by turn four and maintain complete board control?
#18 to #17 - schmitty (09/06/2013) [-]
Doesn't win on turn 4, but with a Blind Obedience on the field and Searing Spears and a few other cheap kills spells in it, it can stall out to either drain them to death or in some cases (due to things like Boros Reckoner and Bump in the Night) kill them with damage. Bump in the Night in that deck was amazing.
#19 to #18 - pwoneill (09/06/2013) [-]
did you run crypt ghast?
#20 to #19 - schmitty (09/06/2013) [-]
No, with that deck Crypt Ghast didn't really work with it that way it was set up. Yes I can use the extra mana for extort, but on turn 4 I was usually killing a creature, draining them for at least 2, and then swinging to also inflict damage.
#21 to #20 - pwoneill (09/06/2013) [-]
.......Crypt ghast can be an excellent wincon at any point in a deck that uses extort...turn 4 and beyond. play one turn 5....extort for 10, that usually would win the game

#22 to #21 - schmitty (09/06/2013) [-]
That definitely would be quite a drain, and with things like Doom Blade and Shock coming back, I must might remake the deck.
#23 to #22 - pwoneill (09/06/2013) [-]
it would make sense to ditch syndic and thrull parasite.... that is simply too many extort outlets... it only takes one on the field at a time
#24 to #23 - schmitty (09/06/2013) [-]
Well you would need more than one if your plan is too extort for something like ten.
#25 to #24 - pwoneill (09/06/2013) [-]
nevermind im thinking of a different mechanic lol extort cant stack
#26 to #25 - schmitty (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh ok, you had me confused for a second haha. Now that I think about it though, if it were to be a midrange deck with no Crypt Ghasts, Archangel of Thune would be really mean in that kind of deck.
#13 - ghouleyed (04/24/2013) [-]
Nice Izzet guild emblem, i got Izzet from this quiz:
http://www.wizards.com/magic/quiz/default.aspx?x=mtg/quiz/guild/main

tough i play with Rakdos and Dimir Decks wich you can see in here:
tappedout.net/users/Ghouleye/
#6 - symphoric (03/19/2013) [-]
I admire your Andy Warhol argument. It was both entertaining and a worthy debate, too bad you were stuck debating with someone so ignorant.
#7 to #6 - pwoneill (03/19/2013) [-]
Whats funny is that I blocked him so now hes just going around posting incohernt weird complaints about me, Im positive this guy must be like 10 so I dont care.

thank you very much for your consideration
#8 to #7 - symphoric (03/19/2013) [-]
Perhaps 10 years old.
Or a feminist, that would make sense to me also.
#9 to #8 - pwoneill (03/19/2013) [-]
heres a few of the comments:
pwoneill, you're a faggot little internet bitch. You are such a stupid cunt. Man, you must be bad to block me and ****.
By the way, your last comment was definitely too long so let me make a summary

"I, pwoneill, suck more dick than any internet faggot ever. I'm so sorry for being wrong, praise be with the Lord, The Wise Oak, praise the Lord.
pwoneill threatened me. report him to the cyber bully police
pwoneill said he was going to kill me.
pwoneill is a scary individual. he will threaten you on the internet!!!!!
pwoneill IS A /B/ GOD! HE WILL BANZ ALL DEZ HATERZZ!?!
pwoneill , I AM A 13 YEAR OLD HYPED UP ON ENERGY DRINKS, YOU'RE A FUGGAT

Im not sure what hes expecting.. someone on the site to care?
#10 to #9 - symphoric (03/19/2013) [-]
You threatened? Lol.. No that was not a threat. The way I read it, it sounded like more of a fantasy.
That person, I pray... I pray they receive the wrath of the internet for being such a little Faggoty Ann.
#11 to #10 - pwoneill (03/19/2013) [-]
FAGGOTY ANN   
   
MY GOD
FAGGOTY ANN

MY GOD

#12 to #11 - symphoric (03/19/2013) [-]
Heheh.
Heheh.
#5 - shashashanasha (03/13/2013) [-]
Do you happen to live in Perrysburg Ohio? That facebook status about Willow Smith was word for word as one of my friend's, same likes and everything.
#2 - genruh (02/05/2013) [-]
Ahh. The Izzet guild. One of my favorites.
#3 to #2 - pwoneill (02/06/2013) [-]
I declare Izzet Master Race....I play American Midrange decks, but I love Izzet... if only it was practical in standard
#27 to #3 - demcupcakes ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
How dare you say Izzet master race you are a disgrace to boros. and yes im kinda stalking you.
#28 to #27 - pwoneill (12/19/2013) [-]
this was my old thing, many moons ago, ever since i entered the competitive scene this has been me, now quit stealing me logo
#29 to #28 - demcupcakes ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Why should i change boros needs an army!
#30 to #29 - pwoneill (12/19/2013) [-]
…because if i ever decide to make my real comeback to the comments section, i don't want confusion
#31 to #30 - demcupcakes ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
shh shh no need for that.
#32 to #31 - pwoneill (12/19/2013) [-]
but every time i talk to you it looks like i am arguing with my self
#33 to #32 - demcupcakes ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Did you not realize i am you.
#34 to #33 - pwoneill (12/19/2013) [-]
do you like irish folk music?
#35 to #34 - demcupcakes ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
can't say I've ever listened to it.
#36 to #35 - pwoneill (12/19/2013) [-]
then you aren't me
#4 to #3 - genruh (02/06/2013) [-]
American Control is always good.

I normally run Jund or Naya. But I always have my Izzet for some casual. ^^