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#87 - tomthehippie and you would go along nice. 04/22/2014 on Leme tell y somtin 0
#55 - "Quoth the raven M'LADY!" 04/22/2014 on Flying high 0
#501 - high school drop out and a hippie, I should have known. co… 04/22/2014 on War 0
#59 - I think the guys here do not agree with you 04/22/2014 on talk about passive... 0
#55 - FJ is just neckbeards who love internet bandwagons they di…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on talk about passive... 0
User avatar #56 - kalbex (04/22/2014) [-]
Does help me sleep at night knowing there are still some cool people on the Internets like you.
User avatar #59 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
I think the guys here do not agree with you

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/feels/War/YDhDLLQ/343#343
#92 - I just put it into shuffle and skip the ones i don't want to l… 04/22/2014 on Watching Netflix In The Shower 0
#90 - cause I like to change songs too.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Watching Netflix In The Shower 0
User avatar #91 - mrgoodlove (04/22/2014) [-]
You should make a playlist of only songs you like and won't skip
User avatar #92 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
I just put it into shuffle and skip the ones i don't want to listen to.
and its also useful when I want to take a bath read something.
#37 - I sit on the toilet seat, warm and cozy a vile odor tickle… 04/22/2014 on Restroom Poetry 0
#220 - Cuz I R the Patriatch 04/22/2014 on anyone know what the hell... 0
#73 - the Qur'an. we only read the Qur'an and national patriotic… 04/22/2014 on Um... 0
#214 - ES NOT SPILLING MISTAKE IS GRAMMER! and why the …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on anyone know what the hell... 0
User avatar #219 - jordiepie (04/22/2014) [-]
Why the fuck are you arguing with me about grammatical errors and spelling errors? The internet is full of idiots.
#220 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
Cuz I R the Patriatch
#119 - Brotherhood of nod?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Lag Grenade 0
#166 - krasnogvardiech (04/22/2014) [-]
I'm at a slight conundrum. I want a charismatic, glorious and brilliant leader, but I also want strength, resources, combined arms warfare and the best tanks in the setting.

Oh wait...

Brotherhood of Nod a la WWII Allies IN SPAAACE
#211 - "Thoise" Yuo ned grammer, not femmenasheeshkebab  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2014 on anyone know what the hell... 0
User avatar #213 - jordiepie (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh, haha I see that now.
That is actually a spelling mistake, not a grammatical error.


Why can the people on facebook not take spelling corrections as light heartedly as I do...? They all get totally insulted.
User avatar #214 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
ES NOT SPILLING MISTAKE IS GRAMMER!

and why the fuck are you questioning facebook? its full of idiots.

just like the rest of the internet
User avatar #219 - jordiepie (04/22/2014) [-]
Why the fuck are you arguing with me about grammatical errors and spelling errors? The internet is full of idiots.
#220 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
Cuz I R the Patriatch
#461 - Yes I admit my mistakes and my limits. is being honest a b…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on War 0
#503 - jdrinfantry (04/22/2014) [-]
Pulluspardus I am sick and tired of hearing the goddamn "Get it together" story again? I don't have a family anymore because of that, the exact point of my story was to share what I felt and experienced. I didn't want this to turn into some "Guess who has it worst" discussion. IT was not my intent and I'm sorry if I offended you by my story.

I'm no longer in the infantry but I was for 2 years, danish royal infantry.
Anyways what part of the middle east do you live in? I honestly hope it is nothing like the Helmand Province. I feel sorry for all who suffer, whatever side they're on.

I chose my side because I thought it was clear to everyone that suicide bombings and religious jihad was evil. I guess I learned my lesson.
#68 - My Tablet is waterproof. I actually do this for music.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Watching Netflix In The Shower 0
User avatar #86 - mrgoodlove (04/22/2014) [-]
Why don't you just leave it right outside your shower? My tablet is not waterproof and I can still listen to music while showering.
User avatar #90 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
cause I like to change songs too.
User avatar #91 - mrgoodlove (04/22/2014) [-]
You should make a playlist of only songs you like and won't skip
User avatar #92 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
I just put it into shuffle and skip the ones i don't want to listen to.
and its also useful when I want to take a bath read something.
#453 - You need to go back to school and learn about ENGLISH PHRASING…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on War 0
#498 - tomthehippie (04/22/2014) [-]
LMAO. Yeah, go back to school. Suure. Why? Because I'm actually doing something with my life?

Having fun sucking all that cock? Just don't let the neighbors find out or they'll stone you to death!
User avatar #501 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
high school drop out and a hippie, I should have known.
come back when you get older.
#450 - Because it would make you happy? 04/22/2014 on War 0
#410 - Then kill yourself.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on War 0
User avatar #425 - capslockrage (04/22/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #450 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
Because it would make you happy?
#409 - Hilarious. 04/22/2014 on War 0
#406 - "How does allah feal about that" you didn't…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2014 on War 0
#428 - tomthehippie (04/22/2014) [-]
Well, excuse me for reading someone saying their only choice if they want to matter is to blow themselves up and praise Allah as saying they might worship him. Excuse me.

And really? Arrogant? I think it's pretty arrogant to judge a whole nation based off of a few people. But that's just me.

But who am I? OH, that's right! Someone actually doing something with their life, not some sandnigger neckbeard who can't even get a woman in the middleeast to suck his dick.
User avatar #453 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
You need to go back to school and learn about ENGLISH PHRASING, your own fucking language, I said obviously said that's what the religious fucks want us to do

"Sandnigger neckbeard"

Oh you forgot autistic , pleb, betafag and all those internet insults you learn on the internet , oh and the "get a girl faggit" thing too, so nice, I bet that's your whole point in life to get married and breed.

Take off your fedora and guy fawkes mask and go back to school.
#498 - tomthehippie (04/22/2014) [-]
LMAO. Yeah, go back to school. Suure. Why? Because I'm actually doing something with my life?

Having fun sucking all that cock? Just don't let the neighbors find out or they'll stone you to death!
User avatar #501 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
high school drop out and a hippie, I should have known.
come back when you get older.
#399 - Sticks and stones may break my bones but words never harm me d… 04/22/2014 on War 0
#397 - oh look at you, learning "manly" terms like that. …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/22/2014 on War 0
#400 - tomthehippie (04/22/2014) [-]
LMAO. So the fact that I have done something with my life, when you obviously haven't, after all you where the one that said the only way any of you can matter is if you blow yourselves up. Nice contradiction there!

Oh, look at you, learning how to lie! How does Allah feel about that? I bet he wants you to go strap a bomb on and blow yourself up!

Do us all a favor and dig yourself a grave and An Hero yourself.
User avatar #406 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
"How does allah feal about that"

you didn't even read what I wrote haven't you? you think i'm some sort of muslim fuck? this speaks in spades of your ignorance, and 100% proves my point of how arrogant you people are

and by the way to translate that last part for your understanding its "ho boy, ya goofball dun stupid, er be gon prove ma point!"
#428 - tomthehippie (04/22/2014) [-]
Well, excuse me for reading someone saying their only choice if they want to matter is to blow themselves up and praise Allah as saying they might worship him. Excuse me.

And really? Arrogant? I think it's pretty arrogant to judge a whole nation based off of a few people. But that's just me.

But who am I? OH, that's right! Someone actually doing something with their life, not some sandnigger neckbeard who can't even get a woman in the middleeast to suck his dick.
User avatar #453 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
You need to go back to school and learn about ENGLISH PHRASING, your own fucking language, I said obviously said that's what the religious fucks want us to do

"Sandnigger neckbeard"

Oh you forgot autistic , pleb, betafag and all those internet insults you learn on the internet , oh and the "get a girl faggit" thing too, so nice, I bet that's your whole point in life to get married and breed.

Take off your fedora and guy fawkes mask and go back to school.
#498 - tomthehippie (04/22/2014) [-]
LMAO. Yeah, go back to school. Suure. Why? Because I'm actually doing something with my life?

Having fun sucking all that cock? Just don't let the neighbors find out or they'll stone you to death!
User avatar #501 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
high school drop out and a hippie, I should have known.
come back when you get older.
#395 - I don't mind you hating me, people hate "emotionless soci…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on War 0
#396 - oxYKellark (04/22/2014) [-]
You aren't a sociopath you are an idiot.
User avatar #399 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words never harm me dear oxYkellark, not any more.
#393 - Would that change anything? I don't believe in the after l…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2014 on War 0
User avatar #407 - capslockrage (04/22/2014) [-]
No but it would make me happy.
User avatar #410 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
Then kill yourself.
User avatar #425 - capslockrage (04/22/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #450 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
Because it would make you happy?
#391 - Care to elaborate professor krakalisk?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on War 0
#402 - krakalisk (04/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #409 - pulluspardus (04/22/2014) [-]
Hilarious.

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#64 - anonymous (11/09/2014) [-]
FOR JUSTICE: THIS USER NEVER POSTED ANY CHILD PORN. ADMIN IS BEING AN INJUST SCUM
User avatar #61 - samous (07/18/2014) [-]
touch my dick
User avatar #45 - revengeforfreeze (05/27/2014) [-]
so you're a mud?
User avatar #47 to #46 - revengeforfreeze (05/27/2014) [-]
Mudslime
User avatar #49 to #48 - revengeforfreeze (05/27/2014) [-]
Are you a Muslim
User avatar #50 to #49 - pulluspardus (05/28/2014) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #51 to #50 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
are you white?
User avatar #52 to #51 - pulluspardus (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah?
User avatar #53 to #52 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Curious. You live in Islam?
User avatar #54 to #53 - pulluspardus (06/14/2014) [-]
Islam is a place now?
User avatar #55 to #54 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Nah, I jest. Where are you from?
User avatar #56 to #55 - pulluspardus (06/14/2014) [-]
Kuwait.
User avatar #57 to #56 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Damn.. How are the funDIES there? I've heard it's pretty bad.
User avatar #58 to #57 - pulluspardus (06/14/2014) [-]
The what?
User avatar #59 to #58 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
funDIE is some kind of.. joke spelling for "fundamentalists"
User avatar #60 to #59 - pulluspardus (06/14/2014) [-]
Lame, boring.
User avatar #40 - kokanum (01/31/2014) [-]
cute avatar
User avatar #41 to #40 - pulluspardus (01/31/2014) [-]
thanks =]
User avatar #36 - whiteblob (01/09/2014) [-]
Hello! Hey, I finished watching it but I have a lot of questions and really don't feel like reading the manga. Can we talk later?
User avatar #37 to #36 - pulluspardus (01/10/2014) [-]
Sure =D yeah sorry about not being on much I've been very busy but I'm free now.
User avatar #38 to #37 - whiteblob (01/11/2014) [-]
Yay, so my questions are:

What is Ren addicted to?
Where did Nana not Hatchi(if that's how you spell it) go?
What happened to Blast?
How did they get seperated?
User avatar #39 to #38 - pulluspardus (01/11/2014) [-]
all in the manga sadly :/ and Ren is addicted to crack.
Nana started working on a job to be " independent " and all that.
Blast was still going, but everyone got busy with stuff, I wish they made more episodes since the manga is still going, but it will make you cry!
User avatar #30 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
What's the deal with that dog?
User avatar #31 to #30 - pulluspardus (01/04/2014) [-]
What dog?
User avatar #32 to #31 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
Isabelle.
User avatar #33 to #32 - pulluspardus (01/04/2014) [-]
she's from Animal Crossing.
User avatar #34 to #33 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
She's bloody popular, though.
User avatar #35 to #34 - pulluspardus (01/04/2014) [-]
You'll love her if you play the game, she's adorable.
User avatar #20 - khl (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey man I dont suppose you are trading FJ points ?
#18 - Giachianeo (11/28/2012) [-]
>OP DELIVARS

> LE MEME ARROWS

You bastard even as I clapped I laughed for twenty minutes, thanks so much
User avatar #19 to #18 - pulluspardus (12/06/2012) [-]
Ha, you got it ? I actually forgot that I've said that on the note.
User avatar #15 - blackline (10/02/2012) [-]
>Play video
>Pause video
that is what your mood will be today
User avatar #16 to #15 - pulluspardus (10/02/2012) [-]
Why are you using meme arrows?
User avatar #17 to #16 - blackline (10/02/2012) [-]
because this video is meme related?
#13 - anonymous (10/01/2012) [-]
why are you using meme arrows
User avatar #14 to #13 - pulluspardus (10/01/2012) [-]
because this video is meme related?
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User avatar #12 to #11 - pulluspardus (09/18/2012) [-]
nope.
#8 - anonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
le meme arrow
User avatar #10 to #8 - pulluspardus (09/07/2012) [-]
Le Brown james.
#7 - anonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
**** you, you unfunny piece of **** . Why don't you go and blow your self up at a market like is normal for you people.
User avatar #9 to #7 - pulluspardus (09/07/2012) [-]
Too lazy to do that.
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#4 to #3 - pulluspardus (08/22/2012) [-]
Yes, I do.
not much though.
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