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Age: 42
Date Signed Up:9/20/2010
Last Login:8/28/2016
Location:leesburg florida USA
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hobbies include: souvenir body part collecting, macrame and slouching towards Bethlehem. NO, NO! i'm kidding. i hate macrame.

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#2 - yes. do it. with each sacrifice i grow... oh look. a cookie. 12/03/2015 on Sacrifice 0
#229 - so far so good. she's got her appetite back pretty good, and s… 11/30/2015 on puggles's profile 0
#227 - had/having a scare with puggles. she had zero energy and would…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2015 on puggles's profile 0
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#228 - mattyjay (11/29/2015) [-]
Oh no. I hope it works out for you man! Keep me updated.
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#229 - puggles (11/30/2015) [-]
so far so good. she's got her appetite back pretty good, and seems more alert and energetic. fingers crossed.
#4 - Picture 11/29/2015 on Reunion +8
#52 - it isn't that hard to hold the door for someone AND be out of … 11/28/2015 on A friendly reminder +1
#78 - i think it's amazing how great she looks after all the skin gr… 11/28/2015 on What? +1
#2 - Picture 11/28/2015 on Right parenting +37
#49 - haven't seen it. please for the love of god tell me that hippo…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2015 on You can't slay the Statham 0
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#72 - xaja (11/27/2015) [-]
You see a couple 2 frame long shots of one of the bad guy's dicks a few times about half way through. You know how they did that sort of thing in forgetting Sarah Marshall? And how it was actually pretty funny? This is just kind of gross and awkward and that's saying something for me, cause I like dick
#89 - ionlywhisper (11/27/2015) [-]
as i mentioned, "for me". it's a personal opinion, you don't have to take it too seriously.

it was just... too explicit. I mean, showing literal dick in front of camera (whether fake or not) just for crude humour? come on Paul Feig you are better than this. He could've came up with better joke then rubbing dick on our eyes.

and it was NOT 2 frame long. I watched the director's extended cut, and it was about 8 minutes of dick i had to swallow.
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#58 - veryfahnyjokes (11/27/2015) [-]
I hope there was at least 5 minute sex scene with her and Statham.
#1 - **** you santa, ya need to give jobs to all the unemployed elv… 11/25/2015 on Reflection 0
#83 - plus think about people who are currently making say $16 an ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2015 on Black tweets 31: it's a... 0
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#84 - derpthefifth (11/24/2015) [-]
Not to mention how it feels to suddenly be put on the same level as all the fresh out of high school retards working next to you when you've been somewhere for 20goddamn years.
My mom has worked for Fred Meyers for 25+ years and makes like 11.50$/hr, if they increased it to 15$/hr you can be damn sure she wouldn't make more than that cause the cheap fuckers at Kroger won't give you a raise to save their lives, so in addition to the value of your work being less than before she'd get the additional slap in the face of earning the same amount as all the new hires.