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Gender: female
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: Final Fantasy, God of War, Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, Portal, The World Ends With You. There's a lot more I want to play, but don't have time or money for.
Date Signed Up:8/31/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
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Comment Ranking:#8544
Highest Comment Rank:#2523
Comment Thumbs: 2148 total,  2290 ,  142
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:332
FJ Points:2049
Hello, all. Long time lurker here, but I was always too lazy to make an account. Unfortunately, I'm not funny or creative, so I'm pretty much only here to post comments and won't be uploading much (if any) content.

And side note, my boyfriend has full access to this account, so not all of the comments on this account are from me.

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#15 - Aw yeah, so ******* alpha.  [+] (9 new replies) 22 hours ago on Alpha as BARK +53
#28 - quoterox (16 hours ago) [-]
She's like "Jesus, what the fuck? Get that nasty shit away from me!"
And he's like "Aw, hell yeah, snacks!"

Seriously, watch her facial expression. Gold.
#29 - quoterox (16 hours ago) [-]
god damn i love quad-posting.
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#24 - ronjeremysweiner (17 hours ago) [-]
aaaand he licks it up
#22 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
there is no hesitation with that dog ^^
#17 - fappening (21 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #16 - epicethan (22 hours ago) [-]
dont do that
#177 - I was kind of expecting the dancers to pull off their shirts o…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on How to start a riot +1
User avatar #179 - arrowed (12/18/2014) [-]
that is exactly what I expected
#16 - Jeezus. There's oblivious, then there's... This. I'm almost em…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Pls respond! +45
#47 - JediismUser (12/14/2014) [-]
#203 - >I don't think anyone who's thin here is going to be asked … 12/12/2014 on Healthism +3
#97 - Despite being curious about it for years, I've never really at… 12/12/2014 on Lucid Dreaming Failure 0
#210 - It was okay. First half or so was damn fun but after the Tri-C… 12/07/2014 on Apply vaseline to relieve... 0
#93 - >That third one. But you guys have Parkway, though. 12/07/2014 on Australian Problems Pt 4 0
#80 - Ah, I see. I knew a guy like that back in my choir days too. H… 12/05/2014 on I Dont Even Play Guitar +1
#64 - Ooh let me guess! They play that ukulele version of Somewhere …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on I Dont Even Play Guitar 0
#67 - proughboy (12/05/2014) [-]
Assuming they even know those songs! Its usually that Mumford and Sons song because they seem to think it will get them laid Spoiler alert: It doesn't
User avatar #80 - pterodactylz (12/05/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I knew a guy like that back in my choir days too. He'd always play the songs I mentioned. Sad thing is, almost all the bitches would swoon over him. It probably helped that he wasn't a neckbeard and he lifted.
#132 - I hope this will be relevant someday.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on Website creates... 0
#135 - funnygiggles (11/30/2014) [-]
Go to San Francisco. Already relevant
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