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#1231501 - Wait she doesn't have to die?  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1231503 - cycloneclone (15 hours ago) [-]
Nope lol
#1231496 - So I recently got Deus Ex: HR, and I was trying to be as steal…  [+] (8 new replies) 15 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1231517 - avatarsarefornoobs (14 hours ago) [-]
oh man i remember when i saved her with nonlethal
must have taken me 30 tries but when i got it...
boy i wished i had some recording software or something just for that one run, it was perfection. truly, it has to be perfect. you have to disable the bots so they dont blow up and kill people, you have to use your stun gun like crazy, eat lots of candy bars so you can punch lots of people, and tranq snipe the guys who are too far for the rest. and you have to do it so quickly and precisely.
User avatar #1231513 - Riukanojutsu (14 hours ago) [-]
Its pretty fucking hard to save her nonlethal. I think imma do another run full lethal and try to get no alert
User avatar #1231500 - cycloneclone (15 hours ago) [-]
>letting malik die
User avatar #1231501 - psyosis (15 hours ago) [-]
Wait she doesn't have to die?
User avatar #1231503 - cycloneclone (15 hours ago) [-]
Nope lol
#1231498 - EdwardNigma (15 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #1231499 - EdwardNigma (15 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit I was not expecting this to be that huge.
User avatar #1231557 - alexanderburns (13 hours ago) [-]
that's what she said
#19 - "' 'Ow much dakka dem 'umans got?" "All'it" 05/07/2015 on tg has a moment +28
#11 - Jesus, did they have a stroke mid-sentence? 05/07/2015 on Elsa +6
#19 - >put eggs in pan >let cook >flip omelette … 05/06/2015 on How to make an omelette +1
#9 - Next thing we know cacti will be popular again, too.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Repost of an old classic 0
User avatar #11 - denniswilles (05/04/2015) [-]
And the cabbage art, remember that shit? Just opened cabbages.. they looked neat, though.

Oh and the dragons fucking the cars.
User avatar #10 - cacti (05/04/2015) [-]
Fuck off cunt, I have friends.
#9 - Tolkien's characters have one thing GRRM's don't: Plot armor.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Random XIX +89
#56 - nielsbentzen (05/02/2015) [-]
Well say that to Boromir
User avatar #29 - Kairyuka (05/02/2015) [-]
GRRM's characters just have plot deaths. Die when it fits the plot.
User avatar #10 - trollmobile (05/02/2015) [-]
they also have legolas and gandalf, both of which have superhuman powers.
well, technically so does aragorn, but not in a way that would make him destroy the others in combat.
either gandalf or legolas could easily take on the entire group alone, gandalf has magic, and legolas could kill them all with his bow faster than they could reach him.
only way legolas would have a problem would be if the dragon was larger.
User avatar #65 - shadowblaziard (05/02/2015) [-]
The fact that Aragorn is coming from the Numénor bloodline and thus having Elfish blood makes him easily stronger than full humans. Legolas being from a royal Nandorian bloodline makes him obviously stronger than humans and even quite the few Elves. Gandaf is one of the lower "angels" of the world taken on a human form to restore balance, so if the world tends more to the chaotic state he'll eventually/graduately becomes stronger to compenstate for the off balancing.
tl;dr GRR Marting gets raped by JRR Tolkien easier than Bush did 9/11
User avatar #67 - trollmobile (05/02/2015) [-]
well yeah, aragorn is stronger than most humans, but i wouldn't put my money on aragorn if he faced ned stark, john snow, a direwolf, and a dragon simultaneously.
User avatar #68 - shadowblaziard (05/02/2015) [-]
Obviously, but if it's a 1 v 1 battle he has rather good chanes. Not against the dragon though
User avatar #69 - trollmobile (05/02/2015) [-]
well, i wouldn't count him out against that size dragon if he had his bow, but with a sword, nah
User avatar #70 - shadowblaziard (05/02/2015) [-]
I was thinking of the current size dragon ( from the show) but if it's the size from above I'd be dissapointed if the would be able to slay it
User avatar #71 - trollmobile (05/02/2015) [-]
even that size dragon wins if he's bow-less simply because of breathing fire, there's no real way for him to avoid it unless he has a severe enviormental advantage.
User avatar #53 - thedippestofshits (05/02/2015) [-]
Then again, they have Frodo, who might actually find a way to fuck everything up.
#35 - angryninja (05/02/2015) [-]
#62 - I love how pretty much every professor I've ever had has said … 04/29/2015 on links to help you find... +18
#428 - Got bored with what I had, redownloaded this and have honestly… 04/27/2015 on What games are you playing... 0
#69 - I fear that the only way gaming can get past all this ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on When were you when Valve died? +5
#80 - ygdosst (04/25/2015) [-]
I have bad news for you


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