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#9 - Somewhat related  [+] (10 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Think positive +44
#41 - kozdafunny (07/22/2016) [-]
#20 - klowserpok (07/22/2016) [-]
I love warband so much.
Can't wait for Bannerlord.
#61 - strangesir (22 hours ago) [-]
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#14 - thedutchs (07/21/2016) [-]
I've been playing warband for a while now. I joined the Rhodoks while they were at war with the Khergits who were at war with three different factions. Needless to say, it was pretty easy to take over a castle.

There's peace for a short while after that until Swadia declares war on the Rhodok Kingdom. We kick their asses and I get to take a second castle for myself.

Suddenly, the Sarranid Sultanate and the Vaegirs declare war on us and guess who's on the border of Swadia, the Vaegirs and the Sarranid Sultanate?

So both my castles get besieged, one gets taken from me but I take it back. Now I have two castles with about 30 men in both and an army that even bandits aren't afraid of.

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#17 - trollmobile (07/22/2016) [-]
conquer 2 castles, do not ask for them to be given to you.
conquer a city, ask for it.
you will be given the city, which is not only easier to defend, but gives you an incredibly much higher income as well.
#56 - bann (07/22/2016) [-]
So right

Also, pick a village and help the SHIT out of it.

you go from getting 1-6 recruits to some 1-30 footmen with high loyalty, makes it WAAAAY easier to build up an army.
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#63 - angrybacteria (13 hours ago) [-]
And NEVER do anything bad to a village. Personally looting villages is stupid and you will regret it. If you are martial or king you can command others to do it which can wreck the enemy economy but you need all the villages to like you so they pay their taxes on time and give you manpower.

Raiding enemy caravans for cash is fine though. It makes the nation hate you more but that's okay.
#65 - bann (6 hours ago) [-]
Agreed. I only every raided a village if I thought I'd NEVER need that village again, which was almost never.
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#59 - trollmobile (07/22/2016) [-]
also getting Lezalit as a follower.
he has 4 base training skill.
improving upon that further, basically means that you won't ever have recruits with you for more than a day.
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#58 - trollmobile (07/22/2016) [-]
#142 - LOOKS LIKE IT AIN'T XENOS WE'VE GOTTA WORRY ABOUT, BOYS.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2016 on (untitled) +3
#143 - mrjedi (07/17/2016) [-]
Fucking heretics
#112 - The absolute toppest-tier waifu  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2016 on Believe In Your Waifu +1
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#260 - plataeiou (07/09/2016) [-]
#1462800 - Man, Star Trek Online's devs did a great job replicating the f… 07/07/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#80 - Go big or go home, I guess. 07/06/2016 on SJW comp: master of... +3
#1458423 - Playing Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword really makes me… 06/28/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#120249 - God damn, people acting like the UK's not going to able to fun…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2016 on Politics - politics news,... +5
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#120292 - thumbfortrump (06/24/2016) [-]
Well, no, they won't. Because the UK will cease to exist.
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#120251 - redandgreen (06/24/2016) [-]
The Scots are probably going to try and secede.
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#120250 - youregaylol (06/24/2016) [-]
Scotland might leave, they seem to be fully cucked.
#120245 - A N G L O S P H E R E S T R O N G N G L O … 06/24/2016 on Politics - politics news,... +3
#120236 - ONE MILLION. 06/24/2016 on Politics - politics news,... +2