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#211 - No, they move out towards someone else's property. I live in S… 09/02/2015 on mole man 0
#134 - If you see a mole hole, just step down on them, it closes the …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2015 on mole man +5
User avatar #136 - sirkanesixtytwo (09/01/2015) [-]
And dig more mole holes in your yard?
User avatar #211 - propanex (09/02/2015) [-]
No, they move out towards someone else's property. I live in S.C., there's nothing but woods where I live haha
#56 - I've been hit in the eye playing T-ball.. that would *****… 08/26/2015 on Do the hand hurty +1
#95 - I was going for 1812 but I'm settling for 0311... Everything I… 08/26/2015 on Army 0
#90 - AFTER/DURING* 08/26/2015 on Army 0
#89 - Also you can only eat with your left hand, eyes must remain lo…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2015 on Army 0
#92 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
I've never eaten as much food in my life as I did at boot. Whats your MOS brah?
User avatar #95 - propanex (08/26/2015) [-]
I was going for 1812 but I'm settling for 0311... Everything I said before hand was from Marine friends who left for boot after graduation (hs) I, remained stuck because of policies. Have to go back to the recruiting office in January and hopefully be at PI around near May or so.
User avatar #90 - propanex (08/26/2015) [-]
AFTER/DURING*
#51 - in the guys story he says marines 08/26/2015 on Army +3
#50 - Comment deleted 08/26/2015 on Army 0
#40 - This story smells of ******** . >basic train…  [+] (21 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Army +22
#57 - anaklusmos (08/26/2015) [-]
Also they arent allowed to force you to eat. I used to throw away food all the time. DI's dont give a shit if you eat or not as long as you have your elbows off the table and you have a hand in your lap.
User avatar #89 - propanex (08/26/2015) [-]
Also you can only eat with your left hand, eyes must remain locked on the recruit in front of you. Also, they will and can, make you take your uneaten food out of the trash, just to throw it away again. Next time, you will finish all your food. Also, WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T EAT ALL THEIR FUCKING FOOD AFTER PHASE 1?
#92 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
I've never eaten as much food in my life as I did at boot. Whats your MOS brah?
User avatar #95 - propanex (08/26/2015) [-]
I was going for 1812 but I'm settling for 0311... Everything I said before hand was from Marine friends who left for boot after graduation (hs) I, remained stuck because of policies. Have to go back to the recruiting office in January and hopefully be at PI around near May or so.
User avatar #90 - propanex (08/26/2015) [-]
AFTER/DURING*
User avatar #66 - trolocaust (08/26/2015) [-]
When I was in basic at Ft Benning I was forced to eat someone elses breakfast burrito because I was skinny and they were fat.
#86 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, I seen the same thing.
User avatar #72 - auronexplains (08/26/2015) [-]
Did you get not skinny
User avatar #91 - trolocaust (08/26/2015) [-]
I put on 15-20 pounds.
#60 - castiniron (08/26/2015) [-]
When I was going through basic in Cape May, our Lead CC marched us all into the chow hall, and yelled at us until we were seated how she liked. Then she runs over to me (I'm seated on the inside aisle) And grabs my fork. She screams EYES UNIFORM COMPANY, EARS UNIFORM COMPANY. LOOK, IN MOST COMPANIES THEY'D HAVE YOU DOING THIS RETARDED SHIT CALLED "SQUARING YOUR MEAL' AND IT GOES LIKE THIS (She demonstrates) WELL WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT SHIT. SHOVE YOUR CHOW IN YOUR MOUTH HOLES AND GET OUTSIDE SO I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMETHING CALLED 'INCENTIVE TRAINING'. (She pauses for a second) WELL? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? EEEAAATTTT! Then stomped off.
#85 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
Shit, my Basic was bad but, that bitch is just on a power trip.
User avatar #96 - castiniron (08/26/2015) [-]
Ah fuck no, YN1 T*****n was awesome. one of the the best CC's that year.
#61 - anaklusmos (08/26/2015) [-]
This whole co-ed training thing still weirds me out.
User avatar #62 - castiniron (08/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's interesting. The females don't get treated any differently from the males, and the CC's are REALLY quick to come down on any sort of sexism.
User avatar #76 - juter (08/26/2015) [-]
Are the female heads able to get their voice to project as well as males?
User avatar #79 - castiniron (08/26/2015) [-]
Oh Jesus yes. One of our CC's, BM1 U*******n (Not putting her name here, obviously) Was louder than almost all of the Male CC's. WHATS THAT RECRUIT? I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING UNDER 120 DECIBELS! HOW ABOUT YOU TRY ACTUALLY MAKING SOUND! BETTER YET, HOW ABOUT YOU TRY MAKING SOUND ON YOUR FACE! PUSH! SCREAM! PUSH! SCREAM! YEEEAAAHHHH!
User avatar #97 - juter (08/26/2015) [-]
But was it high and shrill? Because I don't know if i'd be able to take it seriously if it was more like a screech than a man shout.
User avatar #100 - castiniron (08/27/2015) [-]
Oh god no. She was this huge German woman, Former USCG Honor Guard, Great deep rumbling growly voice. Terrifying woman. Great memories, great memories.
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User avatar #49 - laughable (08/26/2015) [-]
That's only in the navy or marines. In the army if you call an NCO sir they'll tell you "I'm not a sir I work for a living". In basic for the army you say "Drill Sargent"
User avatar #51 - propanex (08/26/2015) [-]
in the guys story he says marines
#190 - You can always add more to stay warm, but you can't take off e… 08/24/2015 on Winter +1

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User avatar #47 - propanex (07/31/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OHc6Y0Sw0E 2:01 for the money shot
User avatar #42 to #41 - propanex (04/04/2014) [-]
that was great, thanks!
User avatar #34 - konradkurze (03/09/2014) [-]
admitting you're a liberal douche asshole is the first step to recovery
User avatar #35 to #34 - propanex (03/09/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #36 to #35 - konradkurze (03/10/2014) [-]
whining in defense of black people makes you a douche
User avatar #37 to #36 - propanex (03/10/2014) [-]
When did I do that? Also, I am conservative.
User avatar #38 to #37 - konradkurze (03/10/2014) [-]
well mr conservative, i made a few comments about how homo sapiens came from e urasia / the middle east, NOT africa as false history claims.....and you red thumbed said comments
kinda comes across as a liberal to lazy to make a comment
User avatar #39 to #38 - propanex (03/10/2014) [-]
I red thumbed you cause you came off as kind of a prick. I didn't even really read your comments lol
User avatar #40 to #39 - konradkurze (03/10/2014) [-]
well after so long of dealing with liberals butthurting over EVERYTHING not politically correct, kinda gives me a short fuse dealing with their **** over and over
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User avatar #31 to #30 - propanex (02/17/2014) [-]
watch this
User avatar #32 to #31 - twi (02/17/2014) [-]
i had it saved anyways

cuz i thought it was fine

lol
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funny*
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User avatar #26 to #25 - propanex (02/16/2014) [-]
WHERE DID YOU PEOPLE COME FROM?
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User avatar #2 - ragnarfag (03/10/2013) [-]
You know what? Your comment is the perfect example for what retared dicks the folk of funnyjunk can be.
Not that you misunderstand this, I mean the guys that replied to you
User avatar #4 to #2 - propanex (03/10/2013) [-]
thanks... I even have a couple people saying i'm right, and the red thumbs keep coming... but like I give a **** right?
#1 - Ededwierdo (03/10/2013) [-]
you're a ******* ******** twat
User avatar #3 to #1 - propanex (03/10/2013) [-]
but you do know I was right... I have at least 4 people backing me up in that thread.

gtfo
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