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prontoon

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Age: 24
Consoles Owned: x box 360, x box, play station, play station 2, game cube, Nintendo 64
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:3/27/2015
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Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 138 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 285 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Times Content Favorited:458 times
Total Comments Made:1626
FJ Points:7353
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knees weak, arms spaghetti
its coming out of my pockets already
moms spaghetti
hes spaghetti but on the surface
he looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he spaghetti

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#7 - the only difference is jet fuel can melt one of him.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Zlatan being Zlatan +119
#28 - tempman (02/13/2015) [-]
I have sees a lot of jokes about how jet fuel recently and I have no idea where they came from. jokexplain ?
User avatar #38 - jokexplain (02/13/2015) [-]
Nazicard has it right. "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams" is one of the main tenets of 9/11 conspiracy theorists, and, recently, the funny thing to put in speech bubbles.
#31 - nazicard (02/13/2015) [-]
I think it's a conspiracy theory concerning the collapse of the twin towers.
something about the planes fuel being unable to collapse the steel beams.

I could be wrong.
User avatar #39 - tempman (02/14/2015) [-]
>>#38, Thank you both.
#25 - drdrpepperisback (02/13/2015) [-]
#17 - themadcactus (02/13/2015) [-]
#13 - kelvinwestervoort (02/13/2015) [-]
#14 - lapaat (02/13/2015) [-]
#141 - Comment deleted 02/13/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #31 0
#33 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 02/12/2015 on (untitled) +22
User avatar #50 - VincentKing (02/12/2015) [-]
Can you explain the jet fuel joke? I've seen it a few times on here and feel like there is something I am missing
#51 - dyganja (02/12/2015) [-]
9/11
User avatar #52 - VincentKing (02/12/2015) [-]
I googled it and saw that, but its just strange that it's being brought up again. Is this a way for people to milk sympathy from it for a couple more years though?
User avatar #64 - iamkagji (02/12/2015) [-]
It's like making a holocaust or baby rape joke
User avatar #61 - choobe (02/12/2015) [-]
I don't know, it's funny? like Dickbutt and Dolan and other stupid shit. Don't treat it as a "real" joke, but rather something so stupid it's funny.
User avatar #62 - VincentKing (02/12/2015) [-]
I guess I just don't see the comedic value behind it, but if it makes others laugh, then that is fine
#53 - dyganja (02/12/2015) [-]
comedic value
#19 - Picture 02/11/2015 on Why he's called the Joker +2
#507 - how blue am i? 02/03/2015 on When your username changes... 0
#73 - talking about the full moon one, I worked with a guy who took … 01/22/2015 on Tumblr 0
#53 - Meat swords...if you know what i mean... I mean his penis 01/14/2015 on "Swordfighter" 0
#43 - why is that on a car rear windshield?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on Potato 0
#49 - hasinvadedyou (01/14/2015) [-]
because potato they do make some rear window pictures you can see out of and people mostly cant see into. but this doesnt look like them they are a little bit less opaque
#97 - i do the exact same thing, my family and friends thinks its we…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on (untitled) 0
#99 - msamnesia (01/08/2015) [-]
i think THEY'RE weird as fuck. who doesnt want milk 24/7?
#176 - **prontoon used "*roll cah answer*"** **prontoon rolls Nata… 12/26/2014 on Feminists. +1

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#198 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi prontoon! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #197 - prontoon (11/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #196 - prontoon (11/18/2014) [-]
[alt+255][alt+255][alt+30] [enter] [alt+30][alt+32][alt+30]
User avatar #194 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #193 - ipostcp (04/14/2014) [-]
Who are you
#190 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
hai how ya doin stranger
User avatar #191 to #190 - prontoon (03/25/2014) [-]
Quite well, how are you, stranger?
#192 to #191 - anonymous (03/28/2014) [-]
that's nice, stranger

I'm fine, stranger
User avatar #176 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
can i buy your dupe knight statues?
User avatar #177 to #176 - prontoon (06/17/2013) [-]
sure, what are you offering?
User avatar #178 to #177 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
everything on this profile is for sale, what are you looking for?
User avatar #179 to #178 - prontoon (06/17/2013) [-]
chests, gems, tickets, or ores.
User avatar #180 to #179 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
why did you decline?
User avatar #181 to #180 - prontoon (06/17/2013) [-]
i was told that it was too little of an offer, i dont no much about values of times, havent traded in ages so i go with that item board says.
User avatar #170 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
Hey man, sorry to bother you, but do you still trade items ?
User avatar #171 to #170 - prontoon (04/13/2013) [-]
i do not trade them anymore, i quit a while back. sorry
User avatar #172 to #171 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
Ahh well, it is the same policy with FJ points ?
User avatar #173 to #172 - prontoon (04/13/2013) [-]
yes, sorry about that. i got scammed a few and i like to look at them as trophies.
User avatar #174 to #173 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
Understandable, cheers anyways
User avatar #166 - prontoon (03/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #165 - prontoon (03/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #164 - prontoon (03/12/2013) [-]
**prontoon rolls 009**
#156 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
Hey Brandon. How you doin tonight sexy?
User avatar #157 to #156 - prontoon (02/21/2013) [-]
no idea who this is, most likely one of kyles friends. i dont talk to anons so goodnight stranger.
#110 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
braaaaaaaaaandon
User avatar #111 to #110 - prontoon (02/20/2013) [-]
who is this stranger
User avatar #142 to #111 - ricosuavejr (02/21/2013) [-]
Why do you even bother trying? You do realize that talking behind my back is useless.
User avatar #143 to #142 - prontoon (02/21/2013) [-]
didnt start this **** , elana started a convo, it turned into a question air from her to me about you.
User avatar #145 to #143 - ricosuavejr (02/21/2013) [-]
actually, you randomly brought up the baseball and rock thing, initially making me sound abusive.
User avatar #146 to #145 - prontoon (02/21/2013) [-]
if i wanted to say you were abusive id simply say "kyle is abusve to me" insted ive shared stories in which led to me in pain and you fine.
User avatar #147 to #146 - ricosuavejr (02/21/2013) [-]
"consider yourself lucky, hes cracked my head open with a rock and busted my lip in half with a baseball bat, not to mention the times he felt alpha when he beat my ass when i was way younger"
User avatar #149 to #147 - ricosuavejr (02/21/2013) [-]
last time i checked, i did not "crack your head open", but made it bleed. and i "busted your lip in half" isnt exactly telling a story
User avatar #148 to #147 - prontoon (02/21/2013) [-]
um yeah, you did beat me up alot, and you did those things i mentioned. every incident i told mom was an accident.
User avatar #150 to #148 - ricosuavejr (02/21/2013) [-]
and last time i checked, you are a gay little prissy bitch.
thats telling a story according to you.
User avatar #151 to #150 - prontoon (02/21/2013) [-]
not once did i insult you and you say this, shows who the real "gay little prissy bitch" is
User avatar #152 to #151 - ricosuavejr (02/21/2013) [-]
"its not hard to irritate kyle"
"yeah, one can stand kyle for only so long"
not insults?
User avatar #153 to #152 - prontoon (02/21/2013) [-]
no insults, personal beliefs about how you react to me.
User avatar #154 to #153 - ricosuavejr (02/21/2013) [-]
Sigh, you really need to learn a bit more before you say this **** .
User avatar #155 to #154 - prontoon (02/21/2013) [-]
learn a bit more than what
#112 to #111 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
guess who braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandon
User avatar #113 to #112 - prontoon (02/20/2013) [-]
elana go home
User avatar #96 - SonicTeam (02/07/2013) [-]
Welcome to my world.
User avatar #97 to #96 - prontoon (02/07/2013) [-]
i believe that i am ready, i have strapped down and the thrusters are on max
User avatar #98 to #97 - SonicTeam (02/07/2013) [-]
Great. Just walk on over to the blue curtains with the beads and have fun exploring. :D
User avatar #99 to #98 - prontoon (02/07/2013) [-]
ok, is this like a game? i like games...
wait what?! where is that going

oh sweet jesus i dont like this game!!
User avatar #100 to #99 - SonicTeam (02/07/2013) [-]
TOO LATE. MWAHAHAHAHA!
LADIES...START YOUR VIBRATORS!
User avatar #101 to #100 - prontoon (02/07/2013) [-]
THIS IS A REPEAT OF CATHOLIC SCHOOL
User avatar #102 to #101 - SonicTeam (02/07/2013) [-]
Except these girls have Chainsaws for legs.
User avatar #103 to #102 - prontoon (02/07/2013) [-]
its getting more and more closely related to catholic school now!
User avatar #104 to #103 - SonicTeam (02/07/2013) [-]
What doesn't your Catholic school do?
User avatar #105 to #104 - prontoon (02/07/2013) [-]
meth...
User avatar #106 to #105 - SonicTeam (02/07/2013) [-]
Well..we do that here.
User avatar #107 to #106 - prontoon (02/07/2013) [-]
thats why i have the internet... and no gf.
User avatar #108 to #107 - SonicTeam (02/07/2013) [-]
Don't you see? Your computer IS your gf
User avatar #109 to #108 - prontoon (02/07/2013) [-]
by god your right!
#89 - witch (12/17/2012) [-]
Send for your stuff.
User avatar #90 to #89 - prontoon (12/17/2012) [-]
are you sending a trade or do i have to?
User avatar #91 to #90 - witch (12/17/2012) [-]
You please.
User avatar #70 - iamnits (11/28/2012) [-]
Thanks man :D
User avatar #71 to #70 - prontoon (11/28/2012) [-]
your welcome, ive got 30 for sale atm, want to trade again when i get 100 coal?
User avatar #72 to #71 - iamnits (11/28/2012) [-]
idk if i'll have enough lol
User avatar #69 - evilskull (11/25/2012) [-]
well?
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