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Age: 25
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Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:7/30/2015
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palms sweaty
knees weak, arms spaghetti
its coming out of my pockets already
moms spaghetti
hes spaghetti but on the surface
he looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he spaghetti

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#20 - Picture 07/23/2015 on Calorie count +3
#1296 - **prontoon used "*roll picture*"** **prontoon rolled image… 07/20/2015 on Roll John Cena, get a 1 day... 0
#55 - no mcdonalds for you 06/27/2015 on #JustMomThings +5
#112 - the name of the movie is armageddon  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Pornhub Space Mission +18
#114 - blacklightsun (06/11/2015) [-]
I dishonor famiry T-T
User avatar #134 - navrahn (06/11/2015) [-]
at least you used the spoiler correctly
#120 - captaincrapface (06/11/2015) [-]
#53 - Picture 05/26/2015 on Going to hell for this #3 +14
#28 - this year was my senior year, right before christmas a bunch o…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on The cake was not a lie. +15
User avatar #66 - foamytesquirrel (05/17/2015) [-]
If not, I couldn't blame 'em.
#27 - the fact that that one bitch complained about the "1980s …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/15/2015 on He dun goofed +16
User avatar #65 - SteyrAUG (05/15/2015) [-]
It's the proper way to iron men's dress pants. Not women's anything. He did it specifically to be annoying, because that kind of thing actually builds stable long-lasting relationships.

Stop getting your panties tied in such a massive knot.
User avatar #32 - YllekNayr (05/15/2015) [-]
I......I don't think these are meant as actual complaints, so much as a "my husband is kinda wacky" post. I mean, she did wear them. If she actually hated them she could have worn different pants or re-ironed them.
User avatar #28 - irishalbino (05/15/2015) [-]
And it's actually called pleated right?
#35 - willys (05/15/2015) [-]
Pleated has to do with the overlapping sections on the front, not the crease.
#38 - irishalbino (05/15/2015) [-]
Okay. But it is still somewhat similar.
User avatar #63 - immatakeaduty (05/15/2015) [-]
that is basically like saying "even though this t-shirt has long sleeves and is blue, and this t-shirt has cut off sleeves and is orange, they're still the same.

in the fact that they are shirts, yes.

in the fact that they are similar, no.
#73 - irishalbino (05/15/2015) [-]
Um... not at all. Both pleated pants and "1980's" creased pants have a crease-like-thing in them. I just didn't know that pleated meant overlapping sections on the front. Besides that, the pants are very similar.
#78 - immatakeaduty (05/16/2015) [-]
Flat-front pants are slimming, snugger-fitting and since they go in and out of fashion, are generally better suited for the style-conscious. Since there are no pleats, the silhouette is more smooth and straight, accentuating slimmer figures. These pants should be well tailored, a bit loose around the waist, and worn just on or below the hipbones. It’s important to keep in mind that flat-front pants are an unforgiving cut. On larger men, this style may be too tight and uncomfortable around the waist, belly and thighs. Flat-front pants will not only accentuate a slim figure, but also emphasize a belly.

Pleated pants are more generous around the middle, allowing for comfort and ease of movement. Because of this, pleats are a constant option and don’t go in and out of fashion. The pleated style helps to make a larger man’s front look flatter. Pleats are also ideal for men with a large back-side or athletes with large thighs. Men who have physically active jobs or lifestyles also find that pleated pants are roomier and easier to move in. Pleated pants should be worn just above the hipbones at the natural waist. Slender men, especially if tall, should avoid pleated pants because there will be too much extra room and the silhouette will appear sloppy.

So, no, they are not very similar lil nigga




#55 - willys (05/15/2015) [-]
Sure, but it's not the same.
#2 - your name isnt dan by any chance, i know a kid who got the same style  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on My Graffiti Art(Looking For... 0
User avatar #4 - fayk (05/06/2015) [-]
nope, hahah
#29 - they **** 05/05/2015 on He's got 0
#27 - and melisandre believes that jon could possibly be azor ahai  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2015 on He's got 0
User avatar #28 - tacotrainone (05/05/2015) [-]
inb4 they fuck
User avatar #29 - prontoon (05/05/2015) [-]
they fuck

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User avatar #197 - prontoon (11/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #196 - prontoon (11/18/2014) [-]
[alt+255][alt+255][alt+30] [enter] [alt+30][alt+32][alt+30]
User avatar #194 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #193 - ipostcp (04/14/2014) [-]
Who are you
#190 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
hai how ya doin stranger
User avatar #191 to #190 - prontoon (03/25/2014) [-]
Quite well, how are you, stranger?
#192 to #191 - anon (03/28/2014) [-]
that's nice, stranger

I'm fine, stranger
User avatar #176 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
can i buy your dupe knight statues?
User avatar #177 to #176 - prontoon (06/17/2013) [-]
sure, what are you offering?
User avatar #178 to #177 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
everything on this profile is for sale, what are you looking for?
User avatar #179 to #178 - prontoon (06/17/2013) [-]
chests, gems, tickets, or ores.
User avatar #180 to #179 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
why did you decline?
User avatar #181 to #180 - prontoon (06/17/2013) [-]
i was told that it was too little of an offer, i dont no much about values of times, havent traded in ages so i go with that item board says.
User avatar #170 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
Hey man, sorry to bother you, but do you still trade items ?
User avatar #171 to #170 - prontoon (04/13/2013) [-]
i do not trade them anymore, i quit a while back. sorry
User avatar #172 to #171 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
Ahh well, it is the same policy with FJ points ?
User avatar #173 to #172 - prontoon (04/13/2013) [-]
yes, sorry about that. i got scammed a few and i like to look at them as trophies.
User avatar #174 to #173 - khl (04/13/2013) [-]
Understandable, cheers anyways
User avatar #166 - prontoon (03/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #165 - prontoon (03/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #164 - prontoon (03/12/2013) [-]
**prontoon rolls 009**
#156 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
Hey Brandon. How you doin tonight sexy?
User avatar #157 to #156 - prontoon (02/21/2013) [-]
no idea who this is, most likely one of kyles friends. i dont talk to anons so goodnight stranger.
#110 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
braaaaaaaaaandon
User avatar #111 to #110 - prontoon (02/20/2013) [-]
who is this stranger
User avatar #142 to #111 - ricosuavejr (02/21/2013) [-]
Why do you even bother trying? You do realize that talking behind my back is useless.
User avatar #143 to #142 - prontoon (02/21/2013) [-]
didnt start this **** , elana started a convo, it turned into a question air from her to me about you.
User avatar #145 to #143 - ricosuavejr (02/21/2013) [-]
actually, you randomly brought up the baseball and rock thing, initially making me sound abusive.
User avatar #146 to #145 - prontoon (02/21/2013) [-]
if i wanted to say you were abusive id simply say "kyle is abusve to me" insted ive shared stories in which led to me in pain and you fine.
User avatar #147 to #146 - ricosuavejr (02/21/2013) [-]
"consider yourself lucky, hes cracked my head open with a rock and busted my lip in half with a baseball bat, not to mention the times he felt alpha when he beat my ass when i was way younger"
User avatar #149 to #147 - ricosuavejr (02/21/2013) [-]
last time i checked, i did not "crack your head open", but made it bleed. and i "busted your lip in half" isnt exactly telling a story
User avatar #148 to #147 - prontoon (02/21/2013) [-]
um yeah, you did beat me up alot, and you did those things i mentioned. every incident i told mom was an accident.
User avatar #150 to #148 - ricosuavejr (02/21/2013) [-]
and last time i checked, you are a gay little prissy bitch.
thats telling a story according to you.
User avatar #151 to #150 - prontoon (02/21/2013) [-]
not once did i insult you and you say this, shows who the real "gay little prissy bitch" is
User avatar #152 to #151 - ricosuavejr (02/21/2013) [-]
"its not hard to irritate kyle"
"yeah, one can stand kyle for only so long"
not insults?
User avatar #153 to #152 - prontoon (02/21/2013) [-]
no insults, personal beliefs about how you react to me.
User avatar #154 to #153 - ricosuavejr (02/21/2013) [-]
Sigh, you really need to learn a bit more before you say this **** .
User avatar #155 to #154 - prontoon (02/21/2013) [-]
learn a bit more than what
#112 to #111 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
guess who braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandon
User avatar #113 to #112 - prontoon (02/20/2013) [-]
elana go home
User avatar #96 - SonicTeam (02/07/2013) [-]
Welcome to my world.
User avatar #97 to #96 - prontoon (02/07/2013) [-]
i believe that i am ready, i have strapped down and the thrusters are on max
User avatar #98 to #97 - SonicTeam (02/07/2013) [-]
Great. Just walk on over to the blue curtains with the beads and have fun exploring. :D
User avatar #99 to #98 - prontoon (02/07/2013) [-]
ok, is this like a game? i like games...
wait what?! where is that going

oh sweet jesus i dont like this game!!
User avatar #100 to #99 - SonicTeam (02/07/2013) [-]
TOO LATE. MWAHAHAHAHA!
LADIES...START YOUR VIBRATORS!
User avatar #101 to #100 - prontoon (02/07/2013) [-]
THIS IS A REPEAT OF CATHOLIC SCHOOL
User avatar #102 to #101 - SonicTeam (02/07/2013) [-]
Except these girls have Chainsaws for legs.
User avatar #103 to #102 - prontoon (02/07/2013) [-]
its getting more and more closely related to catholic school now!
User avatar #104 to #103 - SonicTeam (02/07/2013) [-]
What doesn't your Catholic school do?
User avatar #105 to #104 - prontoon (02/07/2013) [-]
meth...
User avatar #106 to #105 - SonicTeam (02/07/2013) [-]
Well..we do that here.
User avatar #107 to #106 - prontoon (02/07/2013) [-]
thats why i have the internet... and no gf.
User avatar #108 to #107 - SonicTeam (02/07/2013) [-]
Don't you see? Your computer IS your gf
User avatar #109 to #108 - prontoon (02/07/2013) [-]
by god your right!
#89 - witch (12/17/2012) [-]
Send for your stuff.
User avatar #90 to #89 - prontoon (12/17/2012) [-]
are you sending a trade or do i have to?
User avatar #91 to #90 - witch (12/17/2012) [-]
You please.
User avatar #70 - iamnits (11/28/2012) [-]
Thanks man :D
User avatar #71 to #70 - prontoon (11/28/2012) [-]
your welcome, ive got 30 for sale atm, want to trade again when i get 100 coal?
User avatar #72 to #71 - iamnits (11/28/2012) [-]
idk if i'll have enough lol
User avatar #69 - evilskull (11/25/2012) [-]
well?
User avatar #60 - hilariousrubbish (11/25/2012) [-]
so what'd you get?
User avatar #62 to #60 - prontoon (11/25/2012) [-]
only 1 plant key a jewel chest and a few keys, in other words complete crap.
User avatar #64 to #62 - hilariousrubbish (11/25/2012) [-]
can i have the plant chest?
User avatar #65 to #64 - prontoon (11/25/2012) [-]
i only have one and i dont want to lose my unique item count.
User avatar #67 to #66 - prontoon (11/25/2012) [-]
lmao sorry.
User avatar #68 to #67 - hilariousrubbish (11/25/2012) [-]
lel jk i didn't really ned it
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