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professorrowan

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Date Signed Up:11/03/2011
Last Login:3/06/2015
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#45 - I try to be boring so they don't think of me at all  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on we all have our own reasons... +2
User avatar #46 - stuffinacan (02/14/2015) [-]
Me to.
#34 - you tie a string around your penis? what if it gets pulled too tight? 02/05/2015 on What a great idea. 0
#21 - now do link and kirby 02/04/2015 on Mindfuck +1
#21 - and so is zuko  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on Avatar Stuff +4
User avatar #82 - themurrey (02/04/2015) [-]
and katara
#135 - I live in Iowa, but I moved here from maryland, and no one had… 02/04/2015 on Every state in the US.... 0
#15 - I live in an apartment building, and there was going to be an … 02/04/2015 on Cat +20
#141 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on Kids say the darndest things. +2
#175 - corps Comment deleted by professorrowan
#10 - that last one is slightly racist 02/03/2015 on Friends Comp 5 -1
#6 - I like the color pink and wearing dresses, I also like the col…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Awwwww shit +10
User avatar #139 - aadenoto (02/04/2015) [-]
I really thought it said "grow my leg hair long and wear it in a ponytail"
#4 - if we went farther back there would be  [+] (13 new replies) 02/03/2015 on ideal body throughout the... +14
#14 - stalini (02/03/2015) [-]
nope, there would not
#18 - anonexplains (02/03/2015) [-]
Fat and pale used to mean; you didn't have to work or be outside. Which indicates some sort of power or wealth.
#19 - stalini (02/03/2015) [-]
nope.
prove it
User avatar #17 - damping (02/03/2015) [-]
Ya there would. In Medieval Europe being fat was attractive because it meant you were wealthy.
User avatar #40 - kaiizel (02/03/2015) [-]
A chubby woman was considered attractive, not an obese one.
#38 - falbwuh (02/03/2015) [-]
If being fat was only considered attractive because it implied you got fat stacks, that kinda defeats the point doesn't it?

I'm sure there are a lot of people today who would swear on the bible that they think fat chicks are the bomb if there was a 300 lbs. billionaire woman within earshot.
User avatar #29 - bojesus (02/03/2015) [-]
Yeah but fat back then was pretty fucking relative m8.
User avatar #30 - damping (02/03/2015) [-]
Royalty was pretty damn fat.
User avatar #31 - bojesus (02/03/2015) [-]
Touche motherfucker
#21 - anonexplains (02/03/2015) [-]
Venus de Milo was created even futher back in time
#20 - stalini (02/03/2015) [-]
prove it.
#8 - anonexplains (02/03/2015) [-]
If it went farther back, the top date for teens would be raping your 14 year old black house slave.
#10 - drdisrespect (02/03/2015) [-]
just replace black with white, and thats my dream world

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User avatar #7 - garymotherfingoak (12/21/2014) [-]
hay
#8 to #7 - professorrowan ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
what's up?
User avatar #9 to #8 - garymotherfingoak (12/21/2014) [-]
enjoyin xmas, you?
#10 to #9 - professorrowan ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm not in the christmas spirit, too bored
User avatar #11 to #10 - garymotherfingoak (12/21/2014) [-]
im kinda bored too
User avatar #5 - garymotherfingoak (05/06/2013) [-]
woah, it's been a long time since you've been on.
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