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#492 - First off **** head im a history major myself. I have 1…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2013 on Milestones 0
User avatar #493 - profarnsworth (02/17/2013) [-]
But like i was saying Wilhelm and the rest of the European countries knew going to war was stupid as fuck. Because if one country declared war they would all get pulled in because of the alliances they all stupidly made. So Germany being the sneaky fucks they were told Austria to send a set of requests to Serbia that they had to fulfil for killing Ferdinand. However Germany and Austria both knew that Serbia would not be able to fulfil these requests which would give Austria a reason to declare war. Which would then force France to declare war on Germany which would allow Germany to declare war on France and Russia. Had it not been for Britains intervention France would have been crushed easily by Germany. Which was exactly what happened for a long time. They destroyed most of France, which is why the French were so pissed off and put all the blame on Germany.

The result of WWII was not at all what you said. WWII didnt fucking end because the U.S. and Russia had a stand off. Who the fuck told you that? The stand off happened AFTER THE WAR. When everyone decided what would happen to Germany. The U.S. knew russia would try and take control of the country and spread communism. Americans saw communism as a threat so they knew they had to make a stand. The war ended because the combination of U.S./British/French forces had surrounded berlin at the same time that Russian forces did and they were slowly forcing their way to the capital. The Nazi regime could do nothing but give up. The Russians would have taken over Germany for sure. However Britain and France would have started another war to prevent it from spreading any farther. Sure the smaller countries might have gotten gobbled up but the bigger ones would have fought too. It was not definite that communism would have spread all across europe. It was just feared that it would.
User avatar #494 - profarnsworth (02/17/2013) [-]
Finally there is no such fucking thing as a war ending in a draw you thick child. There is always a winner and a loser. There is no such thing as a draw in real life you fucking retard. Sure after everyone dug trenches and hunkered down no one did any major movements. However it became a war of attrition which the allied forces eventually won. Germany began having problems internally and way before that Austria/Hungry gave up. Germany knew they couldn't hold out on their own anymore so they surrendered as well. Why the fuck do you think the Paris Peace Conference was run by the U.S., France, Britain, and Italy? BECAUSE THEY FUCKING WON! If it was a tie then Germany and Austria would have been able to make demands of their own. Since they LOST they had to accept what punishment the allies dished out. WINNERS AND LOSERS.

FINALLY. What kind of a fucking retard are you to think that a teacher is a credible source? They fuck up their facts just as much as anyone else. I'll give you the BOOKS that i read this information in. Which are 1000000x more credible than your fucking teacher kid.

1. Macmillan, Margaret. Paris 1919, Six Months That Changed The World
2. McCullough, Edward E. How The First World War Began
3. Herwig, Holger H. The First World War: Germany and Austria-Hungary 1914-1918
4. Keegan, John. The first World War; An Illustrated History.
5. Adamthwaite, Anthony P. The Making of the Second World War.
6. Weinberg, Gerhard L. A World at Arms: A Global History of World War II.

And tons of other books i've used and had to read on these two subjects. Fuck my damn undergrad thesis was on the paris peace conference and how it directly led to Germany, Italy, and Japan allying.
#446 - WW2 was not a standoff between the US and Russia. It was a war…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2013 on Milestones 0
#486 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Germany backed Austria because archduke ferdinand was assassinated. This was the main reason the war started in WW1. The allied forces back the guys who assassinated archduke ferdinand thus resulting in a War. YEAH i bet it was Germany's fucking fault. It was definitely their fucking fault yep your so fucknig right. That was sarcasm btw since im sure you can't comprehend that.


I was saying the result of the war in ww2 was what I said. Sorry for calling you this, but your a dumbfuck for not realizing that. Even dumber for not realizing that Russia would have no one to stop them from taking over Europe if it wasn't for USA.

Also, learn your history about World War 1 and you will see why it was a draw period. No one won that war, there is no technicalities involved with them winning. The only technicality was that it was a draw.

All my sources and credibility come from a teacher who had a major in History. He taught me alot about why things happened and the technicalities of those things.
User avatar #492 - profarnsworth (02/17/2013) [-]
First off fuck head im a history major myself. I have 1 semester left before i get my bachelors. Second i have taken classes solely focused on WWI and WWII. I have read countless books and done numerous hours of research on these two wars. I didn't get my facts from some teacher i had in highschool. I got my facts from books written by people with their fucking doctorates in history you little shit. Go back and ask your teacher what i am about to tell you and he will tell you i'm right.

Germany was allied with Austria waaaaaaaaaay before Ferdinand was assassinated. Do you know why? No you probably don't. The king of Germany at the time was Wilhelm II who was cousins with King George V of England and Tsar Nicolas II of Russia and a fuck ton of other leaders of European countries. Now what you need to know is this. Nobody liked or took poor Wilhelm serious. The only person he liked was Ferdinand and so they became close friends. Ferdinand became next in line to the Austria throne when the kings son died. However Ferdinand decided to marry a woman who the king did not approve of so he basically cut Ferdinand off. When he was assassinated the king didn't even give a shit. The person who was really upset was Wilhelm because ferdinand was his best friend. But even Wilhelm knew that starting a war would be disastrous. However wilhelms miltary leaders wanted any reason to go to war with France. Because they saw France as a threat (France supported Russia by giving them money to advance their economy and become a major world power. Russia wanted Serbia as a way to advance their trade to the mediterranean being as their only port is St. Petersburg which freezes over 6 months out of the year.) along with Russia. Since France and Russia were allies Germany felt surrounded and ultimately allied with Austria/Hungry. When Ferdinand was assassinated Wilhelms military advisors saw this as a chance for them to go to war with France. Look up who declared war on who and when.
User avatar #493 - profarnsworth (02/17/2013) [-]
But like i was saying Wilhelm and the rest of the European countries knew going to war was stupid as fuck. Because if one country declared war they would all get pulled in because of the alliances they all stupidly made. So Germany being the sneaky fucks they were told Austria to send a set of requests to Serbia that they had to fulfil for killing Ferdinand. However Germany and Austria both knew that Serbia would not be able to fulfil these requests which would give Austria a reason to declare war. Which would then force France to declare war on Germany which would allow Germany to declare war on France and Russia. Had it not been for Britains intervention France would have been crushed easily by Germany. Which was exactly what happened for a long time. They destroyed most of France, which is why the French were so pissed off and put all the blame on Germany.

The result of WWII was not at all what you said. WWII didnt fucking end because the U.S. and Russia had a stand off. Who the fuck told you that? The stand off happened AFTER THE WAR. When everyone decided what would happen to Germany. The U.S. knew russia would try and take control of the country and spread communism. Americans saw communism as a threat so they knew they had to make a stand. The war ended because the combination of U.S./British/French forces had surrounded berlin at the same time that Russian forces did and they were slowly forcing their way to the capital. The Nazi regime could do nothing but give up. The Russians would have taken over Germany for sure. However Britain and France would have started another war to prevent it from spreading any farther. Sure the smaller countries might have gotten gobbled up but the bigger ones would have fought too. It was not definite that communism would have spread all across europe. It was just feared that it would.
User avatar #494 - profarnsworth (02/17/2013) [-]
Finally there is no such fucking thing as a war ending in a draw you thick child. There is always a winner and a loser. There is no such thing as a draw in real life you fucking retard. Sure after everyone dug trenches and hunkered down no one did any major movements. However it became a war of attrition which the allied forces eventually won. Germany began having problems internally and way before that Austria/Hungry gave up. Germany knew they couldn't hold out on their own anymore so they surrendered as well. Why the fuck do you think the Paris Peace Conference was run by the U.S., France, Britain, and Italy? BECAUSE THEY FUCKING WON! If it was a tie then Germany and Austria would have been able to make demands of their own. Since they LOST they had to accept what punishment the allies dished out. WINNERS AND LOSERS.

FINALLY. What kind of a fucking retard are you to think that a teacher is a credible source? They fuck up their facts just as much as anyone else. I'll give you the BOOKS that i read this information in. Which are 1000000x more credible than your fucking teacher kid.

1. Macmillan, Margaret. Paris 1919, Six Months That Changed The World
2. McCullough, Edward E. How The First World War Began
3. Herwig, Holger H. The First World War: Germany and Austria-Hungary 1914-1918
4. Keegan, John. The first World War; An Illustrated History.
5. Adamthwaite, Anthony P. The Making of the Second World War.
6. Weinberg, Gerhard L. A World at Arms: A Global History of World War II.

And tons of other books i've used and had to read on these two subjects. Fuck my damn undergrad thesis was on the paris peace conference and how it directly led to Germany, Italy, and Japan allying.
#442 - 1. Free healthcare requires larger taxes. Whenever anyone trie… 02/17/2013 on Milestones +1
#5 - Sounds like the holocaust 02/15/2013 on What do you call a line of... 0
#36 - Comment deleted 02/14/2013 on I'm Sorry 0
#39 - Its called repetition bro. Its called your work getting destro…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2013 on saw this at a clothing store -1
#61 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
it's your fucking job, u get over there and fold those shirts and u better smile while doing it you lazy pig
#59 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
Hey fucker get off funnyjunk and go fold those shirts. You think it's safe to fold shirts I'm going to go in and MAKE A MESS OF THE SHIRTS.
#34 - >Fake pain to get vicadin >take 4 times the recommen…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2013 on I'm Sorry +11
#35 - brenton (02/14/2013) [-]
*Too dumb
User avatar #71 - davvi (02/14/2013) [-]
it wasn't a typo, he even put the > in the different direction to show us how clever he is
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#35 - And you would do anything your boss tells you yes?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/14/2013 on saw this at a clothing store -1
User avatar #36 - aldheim (02/14/2013) [-]
I'd fold some shirts without complaint.
User avatar #39 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
Its called repetition bro. Its called your work getting destroyed 10 minutes after you complete it, only to have to redo it. Try spending an hour cleaning an entire wall of clothes only for 1, yes 1, asshole to come in and wreck it all again in less than 10 minutes. Now try doing this for 3-6 hours a day also while dealing with assholes who disrespect you and act like you are shit. Now i don't know how things are in New Zealand but here that shit gets old so i complain. Mind you i'm not quitting my job, no i do it because i have to. Because our economy is so shitty right now that even the most average jobs like retail are hard to come by. I'm sure things aren't that great where you are either but i bet you do some kind of physical labor or something where you don't have to deal with assholes all day. Try working retail for 6 months and tell me shit won't get to you.
#61 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
it's your fucking job, u get over there and fold those shirts and u better smile while doing it you lazy pig
#59 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
Hey fucker get off funnyjunk and go fold those shirts. You think it's safe to fold shirts I'm going to go in and MAKE A MESS OF THE SHIRTS.
#33 - And how much do you get paid to do, WHATEVER your boss tells you too.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/14/2013 on saw this at a clothing store -1
User avatar #34 - aldheim (02/14/2013) [-]
13.50 NZD per hour, a.k.a minimum wage.
User avatar #35 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
And you would do anything your boss tells you yes?
User avatar #36 - aldheim (02/14/2013) [-]
I'd fold some shirts without complaint.
User avatar #39 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
Its called repetition bro. Its called your work getting destroyed 10 minutes after you complete it, only to have to redo it. Try spending an hour cleaning an entire wall of clothes only for 1, yes 1, asshole to come in and wreck it all again in less than 10 minutes. Now try doing this for 3-6 hours a day also while dealing with assholes who disrespect you and act like you are shit. Now i don't know how things are in New Zealand but here that shit gets old so i complain. Mind you i'm not quitting my job, no i do it because i have to. Because our economy is so shitty right now that even the most average jobs like retail are hard to come by. I'm sure things aren't that great where you are either but i bet you do some kind of physical labor or something where you don't have to deal with assholes all day. Try working retail for 6 months and tell me shit won't get to you.
#61 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
it's your fucking job, u get over there and fold those shirts and u better smile while doing it you lazy pig
#59 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
Hey fucker get off funnyjunk and go fold those shirts. You think it's safe to fold shirts I'm going to go in and MAKE A MESS OF THE SHIRTS.
#31 - I'm over 170 years old, i am no kiddo. 02/14/2013 on saw this at a clothing store 0
#29 - Oh man minimum wage with **** hours, youre right what w…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/14/2013 on saw this at a clothing store -4
#68 - Visual (02/14/2013) [-]
Then quit and find a better job if you think you're so qualified to complain.
User avatar #32 - aldheim (02/14/2013) [-]
My job is to do whatever the fuck my boss tells me to do.
And I get paid to do it.
Therefore, I don't whine.
User avatar #33 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
And how much do you get paid to do, WHATEVER your boss tells you too.
User avatar #34 - aldheim (02/14/2013) [-]
13.50 NZD per hour, a.k.a minimum wage.
User avatar #35 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
And you would do anything your boss tells you yes?
User avatar #36 - aldheim (02/14/2013) [-]
I'd fold some shirts without complaint.
User avatar #39 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
Its called repetition bro. Its called your work getting destroyed 10 minutes after you complete it, only to have to redo it. Try spending an hour cleaning an entire wall of clothes only for 1, yes 1, asshole to come in and wreck it all again in less than 10 minutes. Now try doing this for 3-6 hours a day also while dealing with assholes who disrespect you and act like you are shit. Now i don't know how things are in New Zealand but here that shit gets old so i complain. Mind you i'm not quitting my job, no i do it because i have to. Because our economy is so shitty right now that even the most average jobs like retail are hard to come by. I'm sure things aren't that great where you are either but i bet you do some kind of physical labor or something where you don't have to deal with assholes all day. Try working retail for 6 months and tell me shit won't get to you.
#61 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
it's your fucking job, u get over there and fold those shirts and u better smile while doing it you lazy pig
#59 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
Hey fucker get off funnyjunk and go fold those shirts. You think it's safe to fold shirts I'm going to go in and MAKE A MESS OF THE SHIRTS.
#95 - We have BEAR ARMS! Jeeze don't you know the bill of rights. 02/14/2013 on England Invented America +5
#25 - Actually no. I get paid to help you find what you are looking …  [+] (13 new replies) 02/14/2013 on saw this at a clothing store -6
#27 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#31 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm over 170 years old, i am no kiddo.
User avatar #28 - aldheim (02/14/2013) [-]
You still get paid, asshole.
User avatar #29 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh man minimum wage with shit hours, youre right what was i thinking. On another note tell me you don't get annoyed when certain things happen at your job, please tell me what fucking job is so perfect that you don't get tired of certain things happening.
#68 - Visual (02/14/2013) [-]
Then quit and find a better job if you think you're so qualified to complain.
User avatar #32 - aldheim (02/14/2013) [-]
My job is to do whatever the fuck my boss tells me to do.
And I get paid to do it.
Therefore, I don't whine.
User avatar #33 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
And how much do you get paid to do, WHATEVER your boss tells you too.
User avatar #34 - aldheim (02/14/2013) [-]
13.50 NZD per hour, a.k.a minimum wage.
User avatar #35 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
And you would do anything your boss tells you yes?
User avatar #36 - aldheim (02/14/2013) [-]
I'd fold some shirts without complaint.
User avatar #39 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
Its called repetition bro. Its called your work getting destroyed 10 minutes after you complete it, only to have to redo it. Try spending an hour cleaning an entire wall of clothes only for 1, yes 1, asshole to come in and wreck it all again in less than 10 minutes. Now try doing this for 3-6 hours a day also while dealing with assholes who disrespect you and act like you are shit. Now i don't know how things are in New Zealand but here that shit gets old so i complain. Mind you i'm not quitting my job, no i do it because i have to. Because our economy is so shitty right now that even the most average jobs like retail are hard to come by. I'm sure things aren't that great where you are either but i bet you do some kind of physical labor or something where you don't have to deal with assholes all day. Try working retail for 6 months and tell me shit won't get to you.
#61 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
it's your fucking job, u get over there and fold those shirts and u better smile while doing it you lazy pig
#59 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
Hey fucker get off funnyjunk and go fold those shirts. You think it's safe to fold shirts I'm going to go in and MAKE A MESS OF THE SHIRTS.
#13 - oh man that was a damn funny comment.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2013 on Nice one, Chris +1
#29 - chevycowboy (02/12/2013) [-]
why thank you sir
#14 - It would sure make it a lot easier for me to have sex with her. 02/05/2013 on The "New Duckface" 0
#11 - Going down with your race.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Dunmer feels. +2
#15 - xdjerredlongxd (02/05/2013) [-]
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#9 - Your thumbs are in danger  [+] (12 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Dunmer feels. +3
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#21 - astickywhale (02/06/2013) [-]
i am a fellow dark elf but I really dont understand the hatred of Skyrim. I loved all of the 3 recent elder scrolls and went back and tried the first two (barely). i encourage differences in series games it livens it up and makes it fresh, unlike call of duty (see where staying the same made it suck dick).

on another note i think ElderScrolls Online will be the first game i dont start with a dark elf purely because i dont like the faction they were put in, Aldmeri dominion all the way. i also have hope for ESO and think they did several things right with it.
User avatar #35 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
Why go Alfredo dominion? Just curious
#36 - astickywhale (02/18/2013) [-]
i like alfredo.

also i want to see parts of tamriel that ive never seen before not some common places (despite little time differences)
User avatar #37 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
Fucking auto correct. At least you know what I meant. But I thought It was no restrictions an you had the freedom to go anywhere at any time (minus cyrodiil of course)
#38 - astickywhale (02/18/2013) [-]
yea but why not start there? im not opposed to the other elves (well maybe the high elves but the wood elves are alright)
User avatar #39 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
It would be interesting to start in the summerset isles, valenwood, or elswyr, but I just can't stand the stuck up high elves or the furry drug dealers. I am personally interested in ebonheart pact because I have been a nord since my adventures across cyrodiil as the hero of kvatch.
#34 - toastybread (02/17/2013) [-]
Skyrim is seen by some previous elder scrolls fans as "too simple". I agree with them; the ability to become Arch-Mage at with minimal skill in magic/listener of the dark brotherhood when I run in with an axe and hack the all-mighty Talos from them is just ridiculous. But it's great fun to play.

Video stating it's flaws and why people don't like Skyrim. Some people just bitch about these flaws to unreasonable lengths:
http://www.youtube. com/ watch?v=JweTAhyR4o0&list=LL7O_90KJvPjJ0t1cD66YFrw
Pic related: Is my Skyrim char.
User avatar #33 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/14/2013) [-]
Glorious Aldmeri Dominion's Master Races
User avatar #11 - profarnsworth (02/05/2013) [-]
Going down with your race.
#15 - xdjerredlongxd (02/05/2013) [-]
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#7 - ......................... run. Run now.  [+] (14 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Dunmer feels. +2
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User avatar #9 - profarnsworth (02/05/2013) [-]
Your thumbs are in danger
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#21 - astickywhale (02/06/2013) [-]
i am a fellow dark elf but I really dont understand the hatred of Skyrim. I loved all of the 3 recent elder scrolls and went back and tried the first two (barely). i encourage differences in series games it livens it up and makes it fresh, unlike call of duty (see where staying the same made it suck dick).

on another note i think ElderScrolls Online will be the first game i dont start with a dark elf purely because i dont like the faction they were put in, Aldmeri dominion all the way. i also have hope for ESO and think they did several things right with it.
User avatar #35 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
Why go Alfredo dominion? Just curious
#36 - astickywhale (02/18/2013) [-]
i like alfredo.

also i want to see parts of tamriel that ive never seen before not some common places (despite little time differences)
User avatar #37 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
Fucking auto correct. At least you know what I meant. But I thought It was no restrictions an you had the freedom to go anywhere at any time (minus cyrodiil of course)
#38 - astickywhale (02/18/2013) [-]
yea but why not start there? im not opposed to the other elves (well maybe the high elves but the wood elves are alright)
User avatar #39 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
It would be interesting to start in the summerset isles, valenwood, or elswyr, but I just can't stand the stuck up high elves or the furry drug dealers. I am personally interested in ebonheart pact because I have been a nord since my adventures across cyrodiil as the hero of kvatch.
#34 - toastybread (02/17/2013) [-]
Skyrim is seen by some previous elder scrolls fans as "too simple". I agree with them; the ability to become Arch-Mage at with minimal skill in magic/listener of the dark brotherhood when I run in with an axe and hack the all-mighty Talos from them is just ridiculous. But it's great fun to play.

Video stating it's flaws and why people don't like Skyrim. Some people just bitch about these flaws to unreasonable lengths:
http://www.youtube. com/ watch?v=JweTAhyR4o0&list=LL7O_90KJvPjJ0t1cD66YFrw
Pic related: Is my Skyrim char.
User avatar #33 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/14/2013) [-]
Glorious Aldmeri Dominion's Master Races
User avatar #11 - profarnsworth (02/05/2013) [-]
Going down with your race.
#15 - xdjerredlongxd (02/05/2013) [-]
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#3 - Uhhh ed would not say more scams. If you know your ed edd n ed… 02/05/2013 on J-J-Jawbreakers?? 0
#8 - You're right i don't see a film truck anywhere! 02/05/2013 on Well hello +11
#3 - These are all different ways you could have sex. Just saiyan 02/05/2013 on drunk yoga +11
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on Really? +1
User avatar #13 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. My emotions got the best of me.
#10 - LIES!  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Really? 0
User avatar #11 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
You're a lie!
#12 - profarnsworth (02/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. My emotions got the best of me.
#8 - Mr. Nigel Murray got shot and killed you inconsiderate asshole!  [+] (7 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Really? +7
#18 - ishitincups (02/02/2013) [-]
"Don't make me leave, I like it here, it's a lovely place."
Watched that episode yesterday...
Bones thought he was talking to her, but it had to be explained he was talking to the universe/God.
#46 - baconfattie (02/02/2013) [-]
That almost made me cry like a little baby.
User avatar #9 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
Well I couldn't find any pictures with all the current ones!
User avatar #10 - profarnsworth (02/02/2013) [-]
LIES!
User avatar #11 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
You're a lie!
#12 - profarnsworth (02/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. My emotions got the best of me.
#27 - Because episodes I, II, and III were really that good.........… 02/02/2013 on Star Wars +3
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #3 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I think i might be your uncle......
User avatar #4 to #3 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
You're not that idiot from the past that i hired as a paperboy!
User avatar #5 to #4 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I'm actually his clone, they took some DNA from him before he was frozen from the pizza box...... it was I grew up a shadow of the real..... but now i'm in charge! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!...... so can i have a job :D
User avatar #6 to #5 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
I dunno your story doesn't sound possible since human cloning wasn't possible in 1999. But hey what do i care, welcome aboard Planet Express.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
Sweet! I promise to always disappoint you!
#8 to #7 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
yea yea just like the rest of them.
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User avatar #2 to #3 - profarnsworth (06/07/2012) [-]
sorry bro im not gay
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