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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:8/28/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#1674
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#11 - Going down with your race.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Dunmer feels. +2
#15 - xdjerredlongxd (02/05/2013) [-]
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#9 - Your thumbs are in danger  [+] (12 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Dunmer feels. +3
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#21 - astickywhale (02/06/2013) [-]
i am a fellow dark elf but I really dont understand the hatred of Skyrim. I loved all of the 3 recent elder scrolls and went back and tried the first two (barely). i encourage differences in series games it livens it up and makes it fresh, unlike call of duty (see where staying the same made it suck dick).

on another note i think ElderScrolls Online will be the first game i dont start with a dark elf purely because i dont like the faction they were put in, Aldmeri dominion all the way. i also have hope for ESO and think they did several things right with it.
User avatar #35 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
Why go Alfredo dominion? Just curious
#36 - astickywhale (02/18/2013) [-]
i like alfredo.

also i want to see parts of tamriel that ive never seen before not some common places (despite little time differences)
User avatar #37 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
Fucking auto correct. At least you know what I meant. But I thought It was no restrictions an you had the freedom to go anywhere at any time (minus cyrodiil of course)
#38 - astickywhale (02/18/2013) [-]
yea but why not start there? im not opposed to the other elves (well maybe the high elves but the wood elves are alright)
User avatar #39 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
It would be interesting to start in the summerset isles, valenwood, or elswyr, but I just can't stand the stuck up high elves or the furry drug dealers. I am personally interested in ebonheart pact because I have been a nord since my adventures across cyrodiil as the hero of kvatch.
#34 - toastybread (02/17/2013) [-]
Skyrim is seen by some previous elder scrolls fans as "too simple". I agree with them; the ability to become Arch-Mage at with minimal skill in magic/listener of the dark brotherhood when I run in with an axe and hack the all-mighty Talos from them is just ridiculous. But it's great fun to play.

Video stating it's flaws and why people don't like Skyrim. Some people just bitch about these flaws to unreasonable lengths:
http://www.youtube. com/ watch?v=JweTAhyR4o0&list=LL7O_90KJvPjJ0t1cD66YFrw
Pic related: Is my Skyrim char.
User avatar #33 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/14/2013) [-]
Glorious Aldmeri Dominion's Master Races
User avatar #11 - profarnsworth (02/05/2013) [-]
Going down with your race.
#15 - xdjerredlongxd (02/05/2013) [-]
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#7 - ......................... run. Run now.  [+] (14 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Dunmer feels. +2
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User avatar #9 - profarnsworth (02/05/2013) [-]
Your thumbs are in danger
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#21 - astickywhale (02/06/2013) [-]
i am a fellow dark elf but I really dont understand the hatred of Skyrim. I loved all of the 3 recent elder scrolls and went back and tried the first two (barely). i encourage differences in series games it livens it up and makes it fresh, unlike call of duty (see where staying the same made it suck dick).

on another note i think ElderScrolls Online will be the first game i dont start with a dark elf purely because i dont like the faction they were put in, Aldmeri dominion all the way. i also have hope for ESO and think they did several things right with it.
User avatar #35 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
Why go Alfredo dominion? Just curious
#36 - astickywhale (02/18/2013) [-]
i like alfredo.

also i want to see parts of tamriel that ive never seen before not some common places (despite little time differences)
User avatar #37 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
Fucking auto correct. At least you know what I meant. But I thought It was no restrictions an you had the freedom to go anywhere at any time (minus cyrodiil of course)
#38 - astickywhale (02/18/2013) [-]
yea but why not start there? im not opposed to the other elves (well maybe the high elves but the wood elves are alright)
User avatar #39 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
It would be interesting to start in the summerset isles, valenwood, or elswyr, but I just can't stand the stuck up high elves or the furry drug dealers. I am personally interested in ebonheart pact because I have been a nord since my adventures across cyrodiil as the hero of kvatch.
#34 - toastybread (02/17/2013) [-]
Skyrim is seen by some previous elder scrolls fans as "too simple". I agree with them; the ability to become Arch-Mage at with minimal skill in magic/listener of the dark brotherhood when I run in with an axe and hack the all-mighty Talos from them is just ridiculous. But it's great fun to play.

Video stating it's flaws and why people don't like Skyrim. Some people just bitch about these flaws to unreasonable lengths:
http://www.youtube. com/ watch?v=JweTAhyR4o0&list=LL7O_90KJvPjJ0t1cD66YFrw
Pic related: Is my Skyrim char.
User avatar #33 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/14/2013) [-]
Glorious Aldmeri Dominion's Master Races
User avatar #11 - profarnsworth (02/05/2013) [-]
Going down with your race.
#15 - xdjerredlongxd (02/05/2013) [-]
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#3 - Uhhh ed would not say more scams. If you know your ed edd n ed… 02/05/2013 on J-J-Jawbreakers?? 0
#8 - You're right i don't see a film truck anywhere! 02/05/2013 on Well hello +11
#3 - These are all different ways you could have sex. Just saiyan 02/05/2013 on drunk yoga +11
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on Really? +1
User avatar #13 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. My emotions got the best of me.
#10 - LIES!  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Really? 0
User avatar #11 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
You're a lie!
#12 - profarnsworth (02/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. My emotions got the best of me.
#8 - Mr. Nigel Murray got shot and killed you inconsiderate asshole!  [+] (7 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Really? +7
#18 - ishitincups (02/02/2013) [-]
"Don't make me leave, I like it here, it's a lovely place."
Watched that episode yesterday...
Bones thought he was talking to her, but it had to be explained he was talking to the universe/God.
#46 - baconfattie (02/02/2013) [-]
That almost made me cry like a little baby.
User avatar #9 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
Well I couldn't find any pictures with all the current ones!
User avatar #10 - profarnsworth (02/02/2013) [-]
LIES!
User avatar #11 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
You're a lie!
#12 - profarnsworth (02/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. My emotions got the best of me.
#27 - Because episodes I, II, and III were really that good.........… 02/02/2013 on Star Wars +3
#90 - Who the hell are you calling a hippie. And why did you use my picture! 02/02/2013 on What.. +3
#66 - Because they serve you like a servant. Honestly if you don't w…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on always give 110% +1
User avatar #136 - toosexyforyou (02/01/2013) [-]
Alright I haven't found a legit concrete source but I'm pretty sure the restaurant is supposed to reimburse you if you don't make at least minimum wage. So your whole argument there is invalid. I can see how some employers wouldn't follow that law, but why is that put on the customers? You have a shitty boss, so do the rest of us but no one tips us to make up for it.
#14 - proportionally yes. but thats a good 10 inches at least, i wou…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on busty girl problems 0
#75 - lastkingofx (02/01/2013) [-]
#22 - That just means he was the smartest monkey at the zoo.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Oh Li'l Wayne, you so deep +9
#24 - hakusprite (01/31/2013) [-]
Holy fuck.
Dat shock humor. Thumb for you.
#1 - ******* hippie. 01/31/2013 on Well shit 0
#8 - All of North Carolina is like this. I have friends all over an… 01/31/2013 on Fucking NC 0
#1 - Did he find them at least? 01/31/2013 on fucking facebook 0
#1 - Where is this even slightly funny? 01/31/2013 on Woah +3
#6 - It is in NC tho correct?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Fucking NC 0
User avatar #7 - vuican (01/31/2013) [-]
It is. But it is exceptionally weird weather there compared to the eastern side.
User avatar #8 - profarnsworth (01/31/2013) [-]
All of North Carolina is like this. I have friends all over and it is always this bullshit.
#5 - Comment deleted 01/31/2013 on What Happened To Steve? +2
#3 - ........................ We know. He just stated that.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Fucking NC 0
User avatar #5 - vuican (01/31/2013) [-]
704 isn't the entire state.
User avatar #6 - profarnsworth (01/31/2013) [-]
It is in NC tho correct?
User avatar #7 - vuican (01/31/2013) [-]
It is. But it is exceptionally weird weather there compared to the eastern side.
User avatar #8 - profarnsworth (01/31/2013) [-]
All of North Carolina is like this. I have friends all over and it is always this bullshit.
#1 - I think 250m is a bit excessive but either way what the …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/31/2013 on holy crap people +11
#15 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
>Mendez
#5 - noobiereaper (01/31/2013) [-]
he looks just fine to me ^^
id gladly take that treatment for 250 million dollars >.<
User avatar #3 - xinsai (01/31/2013) [-]
some sort of brown skin it sounds like, latino, mexican, whatever
#12 - If Einstein is right then this is true. There is an infinite n… 01/30/2013 on Road to the multiverse +1
#32 - Justin Beiber  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on looked under a statue's... -82
#146 - nippuhl (01/27/2013) [-]
This image has expired
That was horrible.
#9 - I know i'm so ashamed........... 01/27/2013 on Father/son future conversation 0

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User avatar #3 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I think i might be your uncle......
User avatar #4 to #3 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
You're not that idiot from the past that i hired as a paperboy!
User avatar #5 to #4 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I'm actually his clone, they took some DNA from him before he was frozen from the pizza box...... it was I grew up a shadow of the real..... but now i'm in charge! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!...... so can i have a job :D
User avatar #6 to #5 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
I dunno your story doesn't sound possible since human cloning wasn't possible in 1999. But hey what do i care, welcome aboard Planet Express.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
Sweet! I promise to always disappoint you!
#8 to #7 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
yea yea just like the rest of them.
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User avatar #2 to #3 - profarnsworth (06/07/2012) [-]
sorry bro im not gay
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