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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:8/01/2014
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Content Ranking:#12745
Comment Ranking:#13695
Highest Content Rank:#1674
Highest Comment Rank:#820
Content Thumbs: 4946 total,  5572 ,  626
Comment Thumbs: 8477 total,  10526 ,  2049
Content Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 146 Content: Faptastic → Level 147 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Content Views:212845
Times Content Favorited:635 times
Total Comments Made:1725
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Favorite Tags: nostalgia (3) | internet (2)

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#8 - Mr. Nigel Murray got shot and killed you inconsiderate asshole!  [+] (7 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Really? +7
#18 - ishitincups (02/02/2013) [-]
"Don't make me leave, I like it here, it's a lovely place."
Watched that episode yesterday...
Bones thought he was talking to her, but it had to be explained he was talking to the universe/God.
#46 - baconfattie (02/02/2013) [-]
That almost made me cry like a little baby.
User avatar #9 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
Well I couldn't find any pictures with all the current ones!
User avatar #10 - profarnsworth (02/02/2013) [-]
LIES!
User avatar #11 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
You're a lie!
#12 - profarnsworth (02/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. My emotions got the best of me.
#27 - Because episodes I, II, and III were really that good.........… 02/02/2013 on Star Wars +3
#90 - Who the hell are you calling a hippie. And why did you use my picture! 02/02/2013 on What.. +3
#66 - Because they serve you like a servant. Honestly if you don't w…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on always give 110% +1
User avatar #136 - toosexyforyou (02/01/2013) [-]
Alright I haven't found a legit concrete source but I'm pretty sure the restaurant is supposed to reimburse you if you don't make at least minimum wage. So your whole argument there is invalid. I can see how some employers wouldn't follow that law, but why is that put on the customers? You have a shitty boss, so do the rest of us but no one tips us to make up for it.
#14 - proportionally yes. but thats a good 10 inches at least, i wou…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on busty girl problems 0
#75 - lastkingofx (02/01/2013) [-]
#22 - That just means he was the smartest monkey at the zoo.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Oh Li'l Wayne, you so deep +9
#24 - hakusprite (01/31/2013) [-]
Holy fuck.
Dat shock humor. Thumb for you.
#1 - Fucking hippie. 01/31/2013 on Well shit 0
#8 - All of North Carolina is like this. I have friends all over an… 01/31/2013 on Fucking NC 0
#1 - Did he find them at least? 01/31/2013 on fucking facebook 0
#1 - Where is this even slightly funny? 01/31/2013 on Woah +3
#6 - It is in NC tho correct?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Fucking NC 0
User avatar #7 - vuican (01/31/2013) [-]
It is. But it is exceptionally weird weather there compared to the eastern side.
User avatar #8 - profarnsworth (01/31/2013) [-]
All of North Carolina is like this. I have friends all over and it is always this bullshit.
#5 - Comment deleted 01/31/2013 on What Happened To Steve? +2
#3 - ........................ We know. He just stated that.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Fucking NC 0
User avatar #5 - vuican (01/31/2013) [-]
704 isn't the entire state.
User avatar #6 - profarnsworth (01/31/2013) [-]
It is in NC tho correct?
User avatar #7 - vuican (01/31/2013) [-]
It is. But it is exceptionally weird weather there compared to the eastern side.
User avatar #8 - profarnsworth (01/31/2013) [-]
All of North Carolina is like this. I have friends all over and it is always this bullshit.
#1 - I think 250m is a bit excessive but either way what the fuck i…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/31/2013 on holy crap people +11
#15 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
>Mendez
#5 - noobiereaper (01/31/2013) [-]
he looks just fine to me ^^
id gladly take that treatment for 250 million dollars >.<
User avatar #3 - xinsai (01/31/2013) [-]
some sort of brown skin it sounds like, latino, mexican, whatever
#12 - If Einstein is right then this is true. There is an infinite n… 01/30/2013 on Road to the multiverse +1
#32 - Justin Beiber  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on looked under a statue's... -82
#146 - nippuhl (01/27/2013) [-]
This image has expired
That was horrible.
#9 - I know i'm so ashamed........... 01/27/2013 on Father/son future conversation 0
#5 - Listen up dick licker. Just because i say fuck at least once e…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Father/son future conversation 0
User avatar #8 - eonsmashface (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm being serious, but you could have used WAY more swears.
#9 - profarnsworth (01/27/2013) [-]
I know i'm so ashamed...........
#48 - except for the fact that it was on national tv................ 01/23/2013 on Just a kiss +5
#128 - Its Irun you illiterate asshole. 01/21/2013 on I speak burrito -3
#6 - Notice in the integration picture there is a mixture of youth …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/21/2013 on I have no title for this +137
User avatar #241 - thefloppinater (01/21/2013) [-]
I always thought it was because most young people tend to be more liberal nowadays.
User avatar #236 - McFuckUp (01/21/2013) [-]
Some young people are just as bad. During the election one of my former friends kept posting about how people voting for Obama had no morals because that meant they supported same sex marriage. I asked him to give me a reason that gay marriage is wrong, and he said that "It's an abomination to God."
He's 21 and has a kid out of wedlock with his 16 year old girlfriend.
There's a reason he's a former friend.
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#185 - hillbillypowpow (01/21/2013) [-]
And if you look closely, you'll also notice that the segregation picture is also black and white
#174 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
Seeing as how the do protest, but usually on the more accepting ground, I'd say the first.
User avatar #84 - teoferrazzi (01/21/2013) [-]
3. the youth of america were coerced by their parents to participate in protests.
now the youth of america is full of brats
#83 - kneehumper (01/21/2013) [-]
or 3: The youth of america is faboulouuuuuus
User avatar #67 - odapac (01/21/2013) [-]
Or maybe the young people's generation in the old photo are now the old people in the new photo and they still haven't learned to shut the fuck up.
User avatar #14 - sketchysketchist (01/21/2013) [-]
What about that occupy wall street thing.
Wasn't that just young people complaining about something they don't understand.
User avatar #11 - Bobtheblob (01/21/2013) [-]
A bit of both, really.
#2 - First off the steering wheel is on the right side of the cab. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2013 on The angle that can end lives +4
#5 - archmagistersparkl (01/21/2013) [-]
because of the size of trucks they often have to move to the far lane from were their turning to. This lets them have more road to move over. a lot of people often miss the flashers and pull into the inside of the truck thinking its going straight. usually this ends in a crushed car. doesn't really matter what side the wheel is on, truckers everywhere do this.

pic is of the warnings usually seen on the back of trucks, reversed of what the gif is showing though.
#83 - BlakHoleSun (01/21/2013) [-]
#6 - no 01/21/2013 on Is It Luck? 0
#11 - Honestly if she is bugging you like that and telling you about…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on rl feels +1
User avatar #18 - javalavalay (01/21/2013) [-]
Wjat are ye doing lad?

ye ar crossin the line of the BRO CODE
#83 - She is. Like i said i believe Matt Kemp had the same idea. He … 01/21/2013 on Faith in humanity restored. 0

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User avatar #3 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I think i might be your uncle......
User avatar #4 to #3 - profarnsworth ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
You're not that idiot from the past that i hired as a paperboy!
User avatar #5 to #4 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I'm actually his clone, they took some DNA from him before he was frozen from the pizza box...... it was I grew up a shadow of the real..... but now i'm in charge! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!...... so can i have a job :D
User avatar #6 to #5 - profarnsworth ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
I dunno your story doesn't sound possible since human cloning wasn't possible in 1999. But hey what do i care, welcome aboard Planet Express.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
Sweet! I promise to always disappoint you!
#8 to #7 - profarnsworth ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
yea yea just like the rest of them.
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User avatar #2 to #3 - profarnsworth ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
sorry bro im not gay
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