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profarnsworth

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:12/02/2016
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Favorite Tags: nostalgia (3) | internet (2)

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#13 - blow me you slut.  [+] (5 replies) 03/19/2014 on You can only pick one.. 0
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#14 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
No thx
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#15 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
Then die.
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#16 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't think so. The lightsaber doesn't come with the force and I doubt that you could walk threw the flames of my charmander. So it is you who will die and I will in turn take your lightsaber. Choose a green one because that's my favorite color. ;)
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#28 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
charmander only has ember bro. i can put that shit out with my feet
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#29 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
Sounds fun
#3 - We could lose our dicks everday, they just hang there waiting …  [+] (14 replies) 03/19/2014 on WATCH THE TEETH!! +75
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#81 - benjaminbutton (03/20/2014) [-]
You have an erection though. That means blood is rushing into it, wouldn't you run the risk of bleeding out or is there a body mechanism for when you get your dick chopped off to stop sending blood down there.
#67 - swizzll (03/20/2014) [-]
What is she swallows it?
#60 - Jakknife (03/20/2014) [-]
MFW your lack of mental sanity
#54 - datblkkid (03/20/2014) [-]
Honestly, I'm not sure if I should find that hot or disturbing......huh
#44 - douevensax (03/20/2014) [-]
The kind of people you meet on the internet will forever change your views.
#37 - WheresMyAccount (03/20/2014) [-]
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#31 - fnordyy (03/20/2014) [-]
what
#29 - MasterManiac (03/20/2014) [-]
Your fetishes are becoming really specific.

Anyone got that screencap from some TV show with this text?
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#9 - klick (03/19/2014) [-]
That's actually one of my fears. I'm going to wake up covered in blood with a dick in my mouth and no guy in sight, only to later find out he caught the whole thing on his phone and now it's on youtube.
#32 - sladee (03/20/2014) [-]
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#8 - crutos (03/19/2014) [-]
"forever"

you mean those 2 - 5 minutes you have before you die from blood loss?
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#11 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
still a great way to die in my opinion.
#5 - anon (03/19/2014) [-]
all hail farnsworth
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#4 - bannor (03/19/2014) [-]
That's the most beautiful vision I've ever had *sniff*
#8 - it is not i who will be doing the sucking, young padawan  [+] (7 replies) 03/19/2014 on You can only pick one.. 0
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#10 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
What is thy bidding my master?
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#13 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
blow me you slut.
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#14 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
No thx
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#15 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
Then die.
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#16 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't think so. The lightsaber doesn't come with the force and I doubt that you could walk threw the flames of my charmander. So it is you who will die and I will in turn take your lightsaber. Choose a green one because that's my favorite color. ;)
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#28 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
charmander only has ember bro. i can put that shit out with my feet
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#29 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
Sounds fun
#1 - Maybe they just had enough of female deer and decided death wa…  [+] (1 reply) 03/19/2014 on Smart creature 0
#5 - anon (03/19/2014) [-]
and that is smart, though I suspect impact on the rocks will smart a lot
#5 - too late youre the first to die.  [+] (9 replies) 03/19/2014 on You can only pick one.. 0
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#7 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
Awwww you suck
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#8 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
it is not i who will be doing the sucking, young padawan
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#10 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
What is thy bidding my master?
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#13 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
blow me you slut.
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#14 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
No thx
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#15 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
Then die.
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#16 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't think so. The lightsaber doesn't come with the force and I doubt that you could walk threw the flames of my charmander. So it is you who will die and I will in turn take your lightsaber. Choose a green one because that's my favorite color. ;)
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#28 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
charmander only has ember bro. i can put that shit out with my feet
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#29 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
Sounds fun
#3 - Lightsaber. Id use the light saber to kill the guy wh…  [+] (11 replies) 03/19/2014 on You can only pick one.. 0
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#4 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
Damn! Why didn't I think of that? I change my answer to that.
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#5 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
too late youre the first to die.
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#7 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
Awwww you suck
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#8 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
it is not i who will be doing the sucking, young padawan
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#10 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
What is thy bidding my master?
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#13 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
blow me you slut.
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#14 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
No thx
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#15 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
Then die.
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#16 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't think so. The lightsaber doesn't come with the force and I doubt that you could walk threw the flames of my charmander. So it is you who will die and I will in turn take your lightsaber. Choose a green one because that's my favorite color. ;)
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#28 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
charmander only has ember bro. i can put that shit out with my feet
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#29 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
Sounds fun
#7 - No i don't think he is smart enough to do either, but youre ac…  [+] (1 reply) 03/19/2014 on My Nigga Quan 0
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#9 - penileburglar (03/19/2014) [-]
Okay, wow. I like how you ask for advice on the internet and then flame the advice you get. First, he's not just going to go around asking 'hey, I stole this iPhone, who can unlock it for me?' Most amateurs, which is what some mindless criminal like this would take it to, are just going to factory-reset the device to unlock it, which means they would never access your personal information. Either way, that process takes time, which should give you ample time to wipe and track the phone yourself.

Second off, it's not very wise to judge the intelligence of someone you've never met. Just because someone has no morals does not make them less intelligent than you. And sending someone HARASSING mail IS illegal--what are you going to do, send him some couture magazines? Yeah, that'll teach him. Or what happens if he wasn't online at his own house? You might be harassing someone who was never involved.

Don't ask for advice on the internet if you already know what you want to hear, because that's rarely what you're going to get. I'm done helping you, lest you attack me with another wall of fifth-grade-level English--though I'm sure you'll be pitching in one more, just to pat yourself on the back and 'win' this internet 'argument.'