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Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
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#2 - First off the steering wheel is on the right side of the cab. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2013 on The angle that can end lives +4
#5 - archmagistersparkl (01/21/2013) [-]
because of the size of trucks they often have to move to the far lane from were their turning to. This lets them have more road to move over. a lot of people often miss the flashers and pull into the inside of the truck thinking its going straight. usually this ends in a crushed car. doesn't really matter what side the wheel is on, truckers everywhere do this.

pic is of the warnings usually seen on the back of trucks, reversed of what the gif is showing though.
#83 - BlakHoleSun (01/21/2013) [-]
#6 - no 01/21/2013 on Is It Luck? 0
#11 - Honestly if she is bugging you like that and telling you about…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on rl feels +1
User avatar #18 - javalavalay (01/21/2013) [-]
Wjat are ye doing lad?

ye ar crossin the line of the BRO CODE
#83 - She is. Like i said i believe Matt Kemp had the same idea. He … 01/21/2013 on Faith in humanity restored. 0
#76 - I think im the first to say this. I would **** th…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Faith in humanity restored. +1
User avatar #81 - bigbeaufort (01/21/2013) [-]
I was actually just scrolling the comments to see if anyone said this. I think she's a total babe....
User avatar #83 - profarnsworth (01/21/2013) [-]
She is. Like i said i believe Matt Kemp had the same idea. He probably could have made more than one of her wishes come true if you know what i mean.
#27 - I always wondered. Unlike an actual sword or saber for that ma…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2013 on lightsaber +4
#33 - Xepheros (01/18/2013) [-]
The blade is indeed weightless, but the plasma itself is so insanely dense that when it touches something, it meets resistance. It's also got something to do with the thingymajig that keeps the blade "locked" in length, which makes it more dense, rather than working like an overglorified laserpointer. It can only cut through something less dense than itself for that reason, making human limbs very easy to "remove" while other lightsabers or certain types of material (including some forms of steel, for example used in most vibroblades) aren't easily cut through; not to mention the fact that blaster bolts are deflected/redirected.
User avatar #31 - akkere (01/18/2013) [-]
The Star Wars universe is infinite, so somewhere in some story, there's an explanation for that.

However, I don't think the lightsaber blade has zero mass, otherwise it would be able to pass through other blades like the laser of any generic pointer does to each other.

Supposedly there's a chemical or material that is forged with other metals to make it resistant to a lightsaber's edge, I think this was shown somewhere in Knights of the Old Republic, which explains why a metal blade in the game can be used to do combat with someone who has a lightsaber as their own "sword".
User avatar #29 - zilver (01/18/2013) [-]
you think too much... my head hurts from thinking about this after i read it
#65 - Dishonored. I know it wasn't as long as skyrim or any other ga… 01/10/2013 on True 0
#10 - Or until their jaws fall off 01/09/2013 on A Promising Arsenal +1
#251 - The Sims too I love killing people on the sims 12/19/2012 on Um...GTA 0
#70 - Honestly people as ****** up as they are and as b… 12/19/2012 on A message from Cell 0
#5 - Yea he definitely looks like he has down syndrome, good call. 12/19/2012 on Serj? -2
#3 - If i had someone like her............ i would kill her and tak… 12/16/2012 on Why didn't I think of this... +15
#16 - ***** i don't know what satan looks like *…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on The Devil's Bridge +32
User avatar #23 - FurryBalls (12/16/2012) [-]
I like how you put "yet" at the end lol
#214 - What if its a fake eye? 12/13/2012 on so i'm in a nerf battle,... 0
#320 - I would rather deal with Africans than Australians  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2012 on Welcome to life +1
#325 - slipperyjoe (12/13/2012) [-]
Touche.
#29 - But essentially we only survived through incest. I don't reall… 12/12/2012 on deal with it -1
#5 - I think the punchline should have been something like …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2012 on Mall Santas +32
User avatar #20 - motherduck (12/09/2012) [-]
Jimmy:But santa,I cant ride a bicycle
Santa:Not with that attitude
#9 - xnotcreative (12/09/2012) [-]
That'd just make it sound childish.
#18 - plus all the free ******* breadsticks you want! 12/09/2012 on olive garden +2
#29 - 9gag is gay lets thumb this funny stuff down just because it… 12/09/2012 on Plane prank +3
#141 - No you fools this is the lady who got her face ripped off by a… 12/09/2012 on Methcomp 0
#16 - The guy is wearing a diamond supply hat i really doubt he does… 12/09/2012 on Mfw:my mom ask me what a... 0
#57 - dzeko has been saving city's ass of the bench man. City's prob…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2012 on Liverpool 0
User avatar #58 - noodlelover (12/07/2012) [-]
too many nationalities
#55 - apparently not since they haven't gotten out of the group stag…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Liverpool 0
User avatar #56 - noodlelover (12/07/2012) [-]
yes it's bullshit Aguero is going SO fucking hard mancini should sell dzeko and make a request to buy karim benzema or a better midfielder than wilshere
User avatar #57 - profarnsworth (12/07/2012) [-]
dzeko has been saving city's ass of the bench man. City's problem is that each player has a different style and they all can't play together. Look at when berbatov went to mancheter united. He had a completely different style than anyone else on that team and he was complete shit. Now look at VP he fits in there perfectly and hes scoring goals and setting up others. Its not about how good the player is, its about how well they fit into the team
User avatar #58 - noodlelover (12/07/2012) [-]
too many nationalities
#50 - I gotta say dortmund play amazing football they are one of the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2012 on Liverpool 0
User avatar #51 - onceman (12/06/2012) [-]
Yeah you're right.
#48 - True calling bayern ******* is a bit harsh but th…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2012 on Liverpool 0
User avatar #49 - onceman (12/06/2012) [-]
Yeah maybe, I really admire the Bundesliga, I hope the Champions League goes to Borussia or Bayern if it doesn't go to Barca.
User avatar #50 - profarnsworth (12/06/2012) [-]
I gotta say dortmund play amazing football they are one of the best teams in europe right now. However i don't think they will be able to hold onto their players for much longer
User avatar #51 - onceman (12/06/2012) [-]
Yeah you're right.
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User avatar #3 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I think i might be your uncle......
User avatar #4 to #3 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
You're not that idiot from the past that i hired as a paperboy!
User avatar #5 to #4 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I'm actually his clone, they took some DNA from him before he was frozen from the pizza box...... it was I grew up a shadow of the real..... but now i'm in charge! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!...... so can i have a job :D
User avatar #6 to #5 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
I dunno your story doesn't sound possible since human cloning wasn't possible in 1999. But hey what do i care, welcome aboard Planet Express.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
Sweet! I promise to always disappoint you!
#8 to #7 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
yea yea just like the rest of them.
#1 - thatnatekid **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #3 - profarnsworth (06/07/2012) [-]
sorry bro im not gay
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