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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:12/16/2014
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Content Ranking:#6638
Highest Content Rank:#1674
Highest Comment Rank:#820
Content Thumbs: 5001 total,  5652 ,  651
Comment Thumbs: 8566 total,  10618 ,  2052
Content Level Progress: 35% (35/100)
Level 147 Content: Faptastic → Level 148 Content: Faptastic
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Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 285 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Total Comments Made:1737
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#95 - We have BEAR ARMS! Jeeze don't you know the bill of rights. 02/14/2013 on England Invented America +5
#25 - Actually no. I get paid to help you find what you are looking …  [+] (13 new replies) 02/14/2013 on saw this at a clothing store -6
#27 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#31 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm over 170 years old, i am no kiddo.
User avatar #28 - aldheim (02/14/2013) [-]
You still get paid, asshole.
User avatar #29 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh man minimum wage with shit hours, youre right what was i thinking. On another note tell me you don't get annoyed when certain things happen at your job, please tell me what fucking job is so perfect that you don't get tired of certain things happening.
#68 - Visual (02/14/2013) [-]
Then quit and find a better job if you think you're so qualified to complain.
User avatar #32 - aldheim (02/14/2013) [-]
My job is to do whatever the fuck my boss tells me to do.
And I get paid to do it.
Therefore, I don't whine.
User avatar #33 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
And how much do you get paid to do, WHATEVER your boss tells you too.
User avatar #34 - aldheim (02/14/2013) [-]
13.50 NZD per hour, a.k.a minimum wage.
User avatar #35 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
And you would do anything your boss tells you yes?
User avatar #36 - aldheim (02/14/2013) [-]
I'd fold some shirts without complaint.
User avatar #39 - profarnsworth (02/14/2013) [-]
Its called repetition bro. Its called your work getting destroyed 10 minutes after you complete it, only to have to redo it. Try spending an hour cleaning an entire wall of clothes only for 1, yes 1, asshole to come in and wreck it all again in less than 10 minutes. Now try doing this for 3-6 hours a day also while dealing with assholes who disrespect you and act like you are shit. Now i don't know how things are in New Zealand but here that shit gets old so i complain. Mind you i'm not quitting my job, no i do it because i have to. Because our economy is so shitty right now that even the most average jobs like retail are hard to come by. I'm sure things aren't that great where you are either but i bet you do some kind of physical labor or something where you don't have to deal with assholes all day. Try working retail for 6 months and tell me shit won't get to you.
#61 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
it's your fucking job, u get over there and fold those shirts and u better smile while doing it you lazy pig
#59 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
Hey fucker get off funnyjunk and go fold those shirts. You think it's safe to fold shirts I'm going to go in and MAKE A MESS OF THE SHIRTS.
#13 - oh man that was a damn funny comment.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2013 on Nice one, Chris +1
#29 - chevycowboy (02/12/2013) [-]
why thank you sir
#14 - It would sure make it a lot easier for me to have sex with her. 02/05/2013 on The "New Duckface" 0
#11 - Going down with your race.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Dunmer feels. +2
#15 - xdjerredlongxd (02/05/2013) [-]
#12 - massus has deleted their comment.
#9 - Your thumbs are in danger  [+] (12 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Dunmer feels. +3
#10 - massus has deleted their comment.
#21 - astickywhale (02/06/2013) [-]
i am a fellow dark elf but I really dont understand the hatred of Skyrim. I loved all of the 3 recent elder scrolls and went back and tried the first two (barely). i encourage differences in series games it livens it up and makes it fresh, unlike call of duty (see where staying the same made it suck dick).

on another note i think ElderScrolls Online will be the first game i dont start with a dark elf purely because i dont like the faction they were put in, Aldmeri dominion all the way. i also have hope for ESO and think they did several things right with it.
User avatar #35 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
Why go Alfredo dominion? Just curious
#36 - astickywhale (02/18/2013) [-]
i like alfredo.

also i want to see parts of tamriel that ive never seen before not some common places (despite little time differences)
User avatar #37 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
Fucking auto correct. At least you know what I meant. But I thought It was no restrictions an you had the freedom to go anywhere at any time (minus cyrodiil of course)
#38 - astickywhale (02/18/2013) [-]
yea but why not start there? im not opposed to the other elves (well maybe the high elves but the wood elves are alright)
User avatar #39 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
It would be interesting to start in the summerset isles, valenwood, or elswyr, but I just can't stand the stuck up high elves or the furry drug dealers. I am personally interested in ebonheart pact because I have been a nord since my adventures across cyrodiil as the hero of kvatch.
#34 - toastybread (02/17/2013) [-]
Skyrim is seen by some previous elder scrolls fans as "too simple". I agree with them; the ability to become Arch-Mage at with minimal skill in magic/listener of the dark brotherhood when I run in with an axe and hack the all-mighty Talos from them is just ridiculous. But it's great fun to play.

Video stating it's flaws and why people don't like Skyrim. Some people just bitch about these flaws to unreasonable lengths:
http://www.youtube. com/ watch?v=JweTAhyR4o0&list=LL7O_90KJvPjJ0t1cD66YFrw
Pic related: Is my Skyrim char.
User avatar #33 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/14/2013) [-]
Glorious Aldmeri Dominion's Master Races
User avatar #11 - profarnsworth (02/05/2013) [-]
Going down with your race.
#15 - xdjerredlongxd (02/05/2013) [-]
#12 - massus has deleted their comment.
#7 - ......................... run. Run now.  [+] (14 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Dunmer feels. +2
#8 - massus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #9 - profarnsworth (02/05/2013) [-]
Your thumbs are in danger
#10 - massus has deleted their comment.
#21 - astickywhale (02/06/2013) [-]
i am a fellow dark elf but I really dont understand the hatred of Skyrim. I loved all of the 3 recent elder scrolls and went back and tried the first two (barely). i encourage differences in series games it livens it up and makes it fresh, unlike call of duty (see where staying the same made it suck dick).

on another note i think ElderScrolls Online will be the first game i dont start with a dark elf purely because i dont like the faction they were put in, Aldmeri dominion all the way. i also have hope for ESO and think they did several things right with it.
User avatar #35 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
Why go Alfredo dominion? Just curious
#36 - astickywhale (02/18/2013) [-]
i like alfredo.

also i want to see parts of tamriel that ive never seen before not some common places (despite little time differences)
User avatar #37 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
Fucking auto correct. At least you know what I meant. But I thought It was no restrictions an you had the freedom to go anywhere at any time (minus cyrodiil of course)
#38 - astickywhale (02/18/2013) [-]
yea but why not start there? im not opposed to the other elves (well maybe the high elves but the wood elves are alright)
User avatar #39 - mortolife (02/18/2013) [-]
It would be interesting to start in the summerset isles, valenwood, or elswyr, but I just can't stand the stuck up high elves or the furry drug dealers. I am personally interested in ebonheart pact because I have been a nord since my adventures across cyrodiil as the hero of kvatch.
#34 - toastybread (02/17/2013) [-]
Skyrim is seen by some previous elder scrolls fans as "too simple". I agree with them; the ability to become Arch-Mage at with minimal skill in magic/listener of the dark brotherhood when I run in with an axe and hack the all-mighty Talos from them is just ridiculous. But it's great fun to play.

Video stating it's flaws and why people don't like Skyrim. Some people just bitch about these flaws to unreasonable lengths:
http://www.youtube. com/ watch?v=JweTAhyR4o0&list=LL7O_90KJvPjJ0t1cD66YFrw
Pic related: Is my Skyrim char.
User avatar #33 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/14/2013) [-]
Glorious Aldmeri Dominion's Master Races
User avatar #11 - profarnsworth (02/05/2013) [-]
Going down with your race.
#15 - xdjerredlongxd (02/05/2013) [-]
#12 - massus has deleted their comment.
#3 - Uhhh ed would not say more scams. If you know your ed edd n ed… 02/05/2013 on J-J-Jawbreakers?? 0
#8 - You're right i don't see a film truck anywhere! 02/05/2013 on Well hello +11
#3 - These are all different ways you could have sex. Just saiyan 02/05/2013 on drunk yoga +11
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on Really? +1
User avatar #13 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. My emotions got the best of me.
#10 - LIES!  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Really? 0
User avatar #11 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
You're a lie!
#12 - profarnsworth (02/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. My emotions got the best of me.
#8 - Mr. Nigel Murray got shot and killed you inconsiderate asshole!  [+] (7 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Really? +7
#18 - ishitincups (02/02/2013) [-]
"Don't make me leave, I like it here, it's a lovely place."
Watched that episode yesterday...
Bones thought he was talking to her, but it had to be explained he was talking to the universe/God.
#46 - baconfattie (02/02/2013) [-]
That almost made me cry like a little baby.
User avatar #9 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
Well I couldn't find any pictures with all the current ones!
User avatar #10 - profarnsworth (02/02/2013) [-]
LIES!
User avatar #11 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
You're a lie!
#12 - profarnsworth (02/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - BmanX (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. My emotions got the best of me.
#27 - Because episodes I, II, and III were really that good.........… 02/02/2013 on Star Wars +3
#90 - Who the hell are you calling a hippie. And why did you use my picture! 02/02/2013 on What.. +3
#66 - Because they serve you like a servant. Honestly if you don't w…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on always give 110% +1
User avatar #136 - toosexyforyou (02/01/2013) [-]
Alright I haven't found a legit concrete source but I'm pretty sure the restaurant is supposed to reimburse you if you don't make at least minimum wage. So your whole argument there is invalid. I can see how some employers wouldn't follow that law, but why is that put on the customers? You have a shitty boss, so do the rest of us but no one tips us to make up for it.
#14 - proportionally yes. but thats a good 10 inches at least, i wou…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on busty girl problems 0
#75 - lastkingofx (02/01/2013) [-]
#22 - That just means he was the smartest monkey at the zoo.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Oh Li'l Wayne, you so deep +9
#24 - hakusprite (01/31/2013) [-]
Holy fuck.
Dat shock humor. Thumb for you.
#1 - ******* hippie. 01/31/2013 on Well shit 0
#8 - All of North Carolina is like this. I have friends all over an… 01/31/2013 on Fucking NC 0
#1 - Did he find them at least? 01/31/2013 on fucking facebook 0
#1 - Where is this even slightly funny? 01/31/2013 on Woah +3
#6 - It is in NC tho correct?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Fucking NC 0
User avatar #7 - vuican (01/31/2013) [-]
It is. But it is exceptionally weird weather there compared to the eastern side.
User avatar #8 - profarnsworth (01/31/2013) [-]
All of North Carolina is like this. I have friends all over and it is always this bullshit.
#5 - Comment deleted 01/31/2013 on What Happened To Steve? +2
#3 - ........................ We know. He just stated that.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Fucking NC 0
User avatar #5 - vuican (01/31/2013) [-]
704 isn't the entire state.
User avatar #6 - profarnsworth (01/31/2013) [-]
It is in NC tho correct?
User avatar #7 - vuican (01/31/2013) [-]
It is. But it is exceptionally weird weather there compared to the eastern side.
User avatar #8 - profarnsworth (01/31/2013) [-]
All of North Carolina is like this. I have friends all over and it is always this bullshit.

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User avatar #3 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I think i might be your uncle......
User avatar #4 to #3 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
You're not that idiot from the past that i hired as a paperboy!
User avatar #5 to #4 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I'm actually his clone, they took some DNA from him before he was frozen from the pizza box...... it was I grew up a shadow of the real..... but now i'm in charge! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!...... so can i have a job :D
User avatar #6 to #5 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
I dunno your story doesn't sound possible since human cloning wasn't possible in 1999. But hey what do i care, welcome aboard Planet Express.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
Sweet! I promise to always disappoint you!
#8 to #7 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
yea yea just like the rest of them.
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User avatar #2 to #3 - profarnsworth (06/07/2012) [-]
sorry bro im not gay
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