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profarnsworth

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:7/27/2016
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#2 - Riiiighhtttt his "arm" 03/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#5 - too late youre the first to die.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/19/2014 on You can only pick one.. 0
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#7 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
Awwww you suck
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#8 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
it is not i who will be doing the sucking, young padawan
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#10 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
What is thy bidding my master?
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#13 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
blow me you slut.
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#14 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
No thx
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#15 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
Then die.
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#16 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't think so. The lightsaber doesn't come with the force and I doubt that you could walk threw the flames of my charmander. So it is you who will die and I will in turn take your lightsaber. Choose a green one because that's my favorite color. ;)
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#28 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
charmander only has ember bro. i can put that shit out with my feet
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#29 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
Sounds fun
#7 - Jokes on you, this gun powder will proper my dick into the ult…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on Winds of creation +2
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#19 - yologdog (03/20/2014) [-]
#3 - Lightsaber. Id use the light saber to kill the guy wh…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/19/2014 on You can only pick one.. 0
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#4 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
Damn! Why didn't I think of that? I change my answer to that.
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#5 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
too late youre the first to die.
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#7 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
Awwww you suck
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#8 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
it is not i who will be doing the sucking, young padawan
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#10 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
What is thy bidding my master?
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#13 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
blow me you slut.
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#14 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
No thx
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#15 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
Then die.
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#16 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't think so. The lightsaber doesn't come with the force and I doubt that you could walk threw the flames of my charmander. So it is you who will die and I will in turn take your lightsaber. Choose a green one because that's my favorite color. ;)
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#28 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
charmander only has ember bro. i can put that shit out with my feet
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#29 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
Sounds fun
#4791 - I'm digging the long hair and beard man, sadly Im not actually… 03/19/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +2
#7 - No i don't think he is smart enough to do either, but youre ac…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on My Nigga Quan 0
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#9 - penileburglar (03/19/2014) [-]
Okay, wow. I like how you ask for advice on the internet and then flame the advice you get. First, he's not just going to go around asking 'hey, I stole this iPhone, who can unlock it for me?' Most amateurs, which is what some mindless criminal like this would take it to, are just going to factory-reset the device to unlock it, which means they would never access your personal information. Either way, that process takes time, which should give you ample time to wipe and track the phone yourself.

Second off, it's not very wise to judge the intelligence of someone you've never met. Just because someone has no morals does not make them less intelligent than you. And sending someone HARASSING mail IS illegal--what are you going to do, send him some couture magazines? Yeah, that'll teach him. Or what happens if he wasn't online at his own house? You might be harassing someone who was never involved.

Don't ask for advice on the internet if you already know what you want to hear, because that's rarely what you're going to get. I'm done helping you, lest you attack me with another wall of fifth-grade-level English--though I'm sure you'll be pitching in one more, just to pat yourself on the back and 'win' this internet 'argument.'
#5 - No one said anything about **** flinging, or even associating …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2014 on My Nigga Quan 0
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#6 - penileburglar (03/19/2014) [-]
...You're not worried about the guy being smart enough to use personal information from a phone to be annoying right back to your friend, but you think he would be smart enough to hack a locked phone? Yeah, okay, sounds totally legit. And you acting independently would just mean that he *WOULD* have the legal high ground--even if all you did was 'something annoying.' Using someone's address to do 'something annoying' to them *is* generally going to be illegal.
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#7 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
No i don't think he is smart enough to do either, but youre acting like getting through a phone lock is the hardest thing in the world. Its not. Nor is it hard to be a criminal and know other criminals who could do said action for you since you are well beyond comprehension. Also like i stated before how would they be able to make a connection unless i gave them a connection to make? I'm not stupid enough to go and plaster the facebook status all over the guys house as that would bring it down on my friend, which I would never intend to do. Sending someone mail isn't illegal last time i checked. Buddy youre trying to put words into my mouth and ideas into far worse context than I proposed. All so you can make yourself seem like a hero or even some logical know it all who sees all the consequences of life and is trying to impart your great wisdom onto some ignorant fool on the internet. Yes im doing exactly what I said you are doing by trying to label what you are doing, however I am making a point where you are trying to shut me down. Get down off your high horse, im not some kid who will bring the whole world down upon me because i'm to stupid to cover my tracks.
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#9 - penileburglar (03/19/2014) [-]
Okay, wow. I like how you ask for advice on the internet and then flame the advice you get. First, he's not just going to go around asking 'hey, I stole this iPhone, who can unlock it for me?' Most amateurs, which is what some mindless criminal like this would take it to, are just going to factory-reset the device to unlock it, which means they would never access your personal information. Either way, that process takes time, which should give you ample time to wipe and track the phone yourself.

Second off, it's not very wise to judge the intelligence of someone you've never met. Just because someone has no morals does not make them less intelligent than you. And sending someone HARASSING mail IS illegal--what are you going to do, send him some couture magazines? Yeah, that'll teach him. Or what happens if he wasn't online at his own house? You might be harassing someone who was never involved.

Don't ask for advice on the internet if you already know what you want to hear, because that's rarely what you're going to get. I'm done helping you, lest you attack me with another wall of fifth-grade-level English--though I'm sure you'll be pitching in one more, just to pat yourself on the back and 'win' this internet 'argument.'
#2 - Im assuming you only passed the first grade with that attitude.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on My Nigga Quan -1
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#8 - machezemoman (03/19/2014) [-]
Nah its just that it looked like it written by an autistic child. Not a very cool story op
#128 - you can call me instead right now if you want, i may be 213 ye… 03/15/2014 on Link in the description +3
#29 - actually complete opposite, people are so anti gun now 03/11/2014 on Prison comp: Bastoy part 2 0