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#29 - its a fox  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2016 on Forgot how to bork +25
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#149 - bluelamar (08/06/2016) [-]
Did you just assume it's species ?
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#59 - doctadoc (08/06/2016) [-]
Its a dog
#60 - mrhandss (08/06/2016) [-]
You keep calling him a dog but anyone can tell he's clearly a wolf!

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#155 - englishtallybopper (08/06/2016) [-]
Actually it's an autistic species of ferret
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#92 - bossguycumsplash (08/06/2016) [-]
#40 - Get a Job you lazy lobster! 08/04/2016 on Why I Can't Die +20
#149 - See youre trying to make them replace the old characters, I th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2016 on New Ghostbusters = dog poop 0
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#181 - dieterkaiser (07/16/2016) [-]
Maybe you're right. You can never remake the original, just create a new one with new characters and new personalities. I still say the lineup for the new movie is cancerous af though. Just four unfunny bitches.
#90 - I think a better line up would be Paul Rudd Jorda…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2016 on New Ghostbusters = dog poop +1
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#140 - dieterkaiser (07/14/2016) [-]
that could actually work. Paul Rudd needs to be paired with the right people to be funny, but I think you've found a mix that would play to his strengths (him being one of the two sources of dry humor). Peele is a wildcard, fit for many roles yet unfit for so many as well. His dry stuff is very funny, but he seems to veer off towards the other end of the spectrum in a majority of his material. He could really make or break the movie. Assuming he did well, he would prove to be a great asset in this endeavor. Jay Baruchel as well, is another who could really tie it together or completely fuck it up. Assuming he didn't do the latter, he would only bring positive contributions to the table as the straight man. Tina Fey seems like she would be best fit for their secretary (Jay baruchel obviously being the straight man in this hypothetical), and if she played off the strengths of the other actors then she would also be ok. If she tried to do her own thing, however, she could ruin the entire movie. Instead of Fey, perhaps, James Franco or Jack Black could fill in as "the wacky man," tying the whole group together in a complete and beautiful package.
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#149 - profarnsworth (07/14/2016) [-]
See youre trying to make them replace the old characters, I think they should play off some of their traits but be completely new characters. Maybe have the original characters kinda do a segwey for new characters (in a way that was better than star wars). I think having Peele be a wild card is a good thing, I'd like to see him in a more serious but still funny role. Not just a joker the whole time. Baruchel I think would be good as a smart but witty character. Rudd would be the "muscle" and the charm, while Fey would bring a different aspect into it because shes a woman and because her humor could be smart. Jack black can do some serious roles but i think hes too high energy for ghost busters. Thats what made the original great is that it was so calm and chill but still hilarious. I think peele could pull this off better than black. As for Franco he is just to weird for ghost busters. Ghost busters were two nerds, a hard working guy, and a player pretty much. And thats what I loved it about.
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#181 - dieterkaiser (07/16/2016) [-]
Maybe you're right. You can never remake the original, just create a new one with new characters and new personalities. I still say the lineup for the new movie is cancerous af though. Just four unfunny bitches.
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#105 - labree (07/14/2016) [-]
idk about paul rudd
i really dont think jordan peele could fit in to a movie like this

but jay baruchel and tina fey i definitely approve, i would see the movie just for them.
#214 - If only we were so lucky 07/07/2016 on Admin has cancer 0
#39 - Gottem 07/04/2016 on fazbear is for hug not fug +3
#192 - We get it you smoke weed. Join the other 4 thousand people in … 11/10/2015 on You never hear about these... -1
#131 - OMG YOU SMOKE WEED. SO COOL!!!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2015 on You never hear about these... +3
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#185 - cmilanes (11/09/2015) [-]
wow you guys got way too butthurt over this, I never mentioned I was cool, just was commenting what was on my mind.
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#192 - profarnsworth (11/10/2015) [-]
We get it you smoke weed. Join the other 4 thousand people in a 10 mile radius of you.
#53 - And they say obesity is a human thing......... 10/15/2015 on Enormous Sunish +1
#54 - Chapel HIll and Duke haven't been on the map in years, People …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2015 on The Absolute Mad Senator +1
#98 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
I live in Charlotte and it's bizarre the people think we're a big city. Our city is like 5 skyscrapers then 20 miles of suburbs. Pot is definitely everywhere, feel like there's more stoned people walking around here than there are in Denver. The city itself isn't very redneck but if you drive just 5 minutes south everybody gets really southern really fast with confederate flags and strong accents. Since most of the stuff to do is just a few minutes north lots of the people you see in Charlotte are actually from rock hill or other SC areas nearby. When I took my SAT in a south Carolina school just a few minutes away from my house I literally could not understand most of the kids through their accent. When I lived in Concord it was definitely filled with better people, better businesses, and better tax regulations. Only still here because of my job tbh

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