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profarnsworth

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:7/07/2015
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Times Content Favorited:637 times
Total Comments Made:1749
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Favorite Tags: nostalgia (3) | internet (2)

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latest user's comments

#237 - How'd that work out for you jakeofthesnakes? 05/19/2015 on It Was Fun :) 0
#4 - The shoe one isn't so much about it being ridiculous in its ow…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Retail Life -2
User avatar #5 - letriggs (05/19/2015) [-]
yeah I work in retail too and I get a shitload worse.

complaining about someone asking to find an outfit to go with some shoes is like me complaining about someone asking what games are good

but it isn't ridiculous, you need clothes in life. Try going outside naked and see what happens, if I have a coupon I'm going to use it be it a sale item or not. I assume that the coupon is 10% off the total purchase so that's all you need to say to the customer

some people don't have facebook or social media. My mum only got an email address last year and that was because she needed it when my gran got dementia carers

yeah we all hear it a million times, it's still someone trying to be nice and not be a miserable fuck about everything. I hear thankyou everyday, it's a nice sentiment I'm not pissed off that I hear it
#2 - Sorry my company doesn't market to 14-17 year olds? We have a …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Retail Life -1
#6 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
Never even been to an American eagle. Lol.
And come on. It is a Pacsun. Lol. That's like the dollar general of hipster stores. Lol. And no middle school girls don't like me. And I don't call people buddy. Lol. I'm a grown man who dresses accordingly. but yeah you do sound even more whiny now.
#144 - Wondering what Admin is doing with his life? 05/19/2015 on Midnight FJ, what are you... 0
#32 - Honestly for a good month I saw so much **** about weed…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on GTA 5 cops don't mess around -8
User avatar #71 - straitedge (05/19/2015) [-]
Naw m8 you seem to be the annoying cunt rag
#27 - Except for the pointless blunt at the end. I get it you smoke …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2015 on GTA 5 cops don't mess around -21
User avatar #75 - bigfriendlyginger (05/19/2015) [-]
Easy there Mr moral high-ground. Never smoked weed, cigarettes, or any other kind of drug and I don't plan on doing so either, but that's still some funny shit right there; with or without the blunt.
#31 - Yardie (05/19/2015) [-]
You do realize the entire reason that the blunt is there is to satire the "MLG smoke weed errday" BS that started back when MW2 was popular, right?
User avatar #32 - profarnsworth (05/19/2015) [-]
Honestly for a good month I saw so much shit about weed everywhere that it made more sense that most people are annoying cunt rags.
User avatar #71 - straitedge (05/19/2015) [-]
Naw m8 you seem to be the annoying cunt rag
#44 - This was me forgot to log in  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2015 on LoL chat comp 0
User avatar #82 - aangbingo (04/14/2015) [-]
It's taken from the Tribunal.
The Tribunal has no usernames.
User avatar #125 - dvdfaust (04/14/2015) [-]
Then what happens if someone gets reported for having an offensive username?
#7 - In all honesty the war was pretty even when the U.S. came into… 02/28/2015 on World War 1 +4
#11 - What im not understanding is when you said for him to stop hit…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Trolling a cringy fuck 0
#12 - Zydratejunkie (02/28/2015) [-]
This is what led up to the exchange above. And he's not a kid, he's a 23 year old man and should know better than to keep asking intrusive questions to someone who has asked him to stop in the past. He's known that I'm a lesbian for 2 months, and the last 2 months have been filled with him saying things like what I've captured here for you over and over again, and me trying to politely turn him down and tell him I'm not and never will be interested in him. I finally had enough of his shit. So don't tell me I need to be nice to him or that I'm to blame.
#13 - dyganja (03/01/2015) [-]
lol "have you ever had a man?"
#34 - that was honestly funnier than the content 01/13/2015 on Praise be to he. +2

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User avatar #3 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I think i might be your uncle......
User avatar #4 to #3 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
You're not that idiot from the past that i hired as a paperboy!
User avatar #5 to #4 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I'm actually his clone, they took some DNA from him before he was frozen from the pizza box...... it was I grew up a shadow of the real..... but now i'm in charge! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!...... so can i have a job :D
User avatar #6 to #5 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
I dunno your story doesn't sound possible since human cloning wasn't possible in 1999. But hey what do i care, welcome aboard Planet Express.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
Sweet! I promise to always disappoint you!
#8 to #7 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
yea yea just like the rest of them.
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User avatar #2 to #3 - profarnsworth (06/07/2012) [-]
sorry bro im not gay
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