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profarnsworth

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:8/31/2015
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#11 - And it only took 3000 years. Oh my. 08/19/2015 on CGI Futurama 0
#27 - Now that i'm reading it thoroughly I'm not getting the bit abo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2015 on Maybe black lives don't... +1
User avatar #36 - taniv (08/14/2015) [-]
I replied to my own comment by accident lol #29
#26 - I jumped the gun on that one, and shot myself in the foot. My bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2015 on Maybe black lives don't... +2
User avatar #28 - taniv (08/14/2015) [-]
no worries brotha. Just happy you didn't respond by trying to justify racism like some others have. I'm happy you're trying to neglect race as an entity, and if everyone did, the world would be a bit happier. Unfortunately, not everyone does, but many people don't, which means moderates like us need to make sure we're diligent in identifying what is glorious chocolate goodness, and what is bullshit
#23 - How does saying these people imply any race at all? Just becau…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Maybe black lives don't... +13
User avatar #25 - taniv (08/14/2015) [-]
and then said "even if it was any other race"
User avatar #29 - taniv (08/14/2015) [-]
I think he meant it as in aside, like, "I'm not racist, black tweets are dank as fuck, but I'm not racist"
User avatar #27 - profarnsworth (08/14/2015) [-]
Now that i'm reading it thoroughly I'm not getting the bit about a good joke.....
User avatar #36 - taniv (08/14/2015) [-]
I replied to my own comment by accident lol #29
User avatar #24 - taniv (08/14/2015) [-]
because he said "I'm not racist"
User avatar #26 - profarnsworth (08/14/2015) [-]
I jumped the gun on that one, and shot myself in the foot. My bad.
User avatar #28 - taniv (08/14/2015) [-]
no worries brotha. Just happy you didn't respond by trying to justify racism like some others have. I'm happy you're trying to neglect race as an entity, and if everyone did, the world would be a bit happier. Unfortunately, not everyone does, but many people don't, which means moderates like us need to make sure we're diligent in identifying what is glorious chocolate goodness, and what is bullshit
#237 - How'd that work out for you jakeofthesnakes? 05/19/2015 on It Was Fun :) 0
#4 - The shoe one isn't so much about it being ridiculous in its ow…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Retail Life -2
User avatar #5 - letriggs (05/19/2015) [-]
yeah I work in retail too and I get a shitload worse.

complaining about someone asking to find an outfit to go with some shoes is like me complaining about someone asking what games are good

but it isn't ridiculous, you need clothes in life. Try going outside naked and see what happens, if I have a coupon I'm going to use it be it a sale item or not. I assume that the coupon is 10% off the total purchase so that's all you need to say to the customer

some people don't have facebook or social media. My mum only got an email address last year and that was because she needed it when my gran got dementia carers

yeah we all hear it a million times, it's still someone trying to be nice and not be a miserable fuck about everything. I hear thankyou everyday, it's a nice sentiment I'm not pissed off that I hear it
#2 - Sorry my company doesn't market to 14-17 year olds? We have a …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Retail Life -1
#6 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
Never even been to an American eagle. Lol.
And come on. It is a Pacsun. Lol. That's like the dollar general of hipster stores. Lol. And no middle school girls don't like me. And I don't call people buddy. Lol. I'm a grown man who dresses accordingly. but yeah you do sound even more whiny now.
#144 - Wondering what Admin is doing with his life? 05/19/2015 on Midnight FJ, what are you... 0
#32 - Honestly for a good month I saw so much **** about weed…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on GTA 5 cops don't mess around -8
User avatar #71 - straitedge (05/19/2015) [-]
Naw m8 you seem to be the annoying cunt rag
#27 - Except for the pointless blunt at the end. I get it you smoke …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2015 on GTA 5 cops don't mess around -21
User avatar #75 - bigfriendlyginger (05/19/2015) [-]
Easy there Mr moral high-ground. Never smoked weed, cigarettes, or any other kind of drug and I don't plan on doing so either, but that's still some funny shit right there; with or without the blunt.
#31 - Yardie (05/19/2015) [-]
You do realize the entire reason that the blunt is there is to satire the "MLG smoke weed errday" BS that started back when MW2 was popular, right?
User avatar #32 - profarnsworth (05/19/2015) [-]
Honestly for a good month I saw so much shit about weed everywhere that it made more sense that most people are annoying cunt rags.
User avatar #71 - straitedge (05/19/2015) [-]
Naw m8 you seem to be the annoying cunt rag

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User avatar #3 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I think i might be your uncle......
User avatar #4 to #3 - profarnsworth ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
You're not that idiot from the past that i hired as a paperboy!
User avatar #5 to #4 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I'm actually his clone, they took some DNA from him before he was frozen from the pizza box...... it was I grew up a shadow of the real..... but now i'm in charge! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!...... so can i have a job :D
User avatar #6 to #5 - profarnsworth ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
I dunno your story doesn't sound possible since human cloning wasn't possible in 1999. But hey what do i care, welcome aboard Planet Express.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
Sweet! I promise to always disappoint you!
#8 to #7 - profarnsworth ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
yea yea just like the rest of them.
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User avatar #2 to #3 - profarnsworth ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
sorry bro im not gay
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