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#3 - What if Jotaro was in Stone Ocean?!  [+] (4 replies) 15 hours ago on If Polnareff were in DIU +10
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#4 - cbassten (15 hours ago) [-]
What if Joseph was in Stardust Crusaders?
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#5 - bradonloch (15 hours ago) [-]
What is Dio was in Steel ball Run?
#9 - tacoperson (8 hours ago) [-]
we may never know that one, since the only similar character in that was named diego.
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#7 - morkoelorko (12 hours ago) [-]
What is Kira was in Jojolion?
#1 - but what if he was in Vento Aureo  [+] (9 replies) 16 hours ago on If Polnareff were in DIU +13
#8 - bolc (12 hours ago) [-]
You tell me, friend.
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#6 - jcjohnson (12 hours ago) [-]
When the hell does he show up in part 5?
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#11 - ehzio (1 hour ago) [-]
Like....halfway maybe?
#2 - captainspankmonkey (15 hours ago) [-]
You're a real cheeky cunt.
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#3 - priestoftheoldones (15 hours ago) [-]
What if Jotaro was in Stone Ocean?!
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#4 - cbassten (15 hours ago) [-]
What if Joseph was in Stardust Crusaders?
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#5 - bradonloch (15 hours ago) [-]
What is Dio was in Steel ball Run?
#9 - tacoperson (8 hours ago) [-]
we may never know that one, since the only similar character in that was named diego.
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#7 - morkoelorko (12 hours ago) [-]
What is Kira was in Jojolion?
#24 - DIO wasn't a very good villain either, better than Kars, but n…  [+] (1 reply) 09/21/2016 on We miss you, Caesar. +1
#25 - Stevethewizard (09/21/2016) [-]
That's the thing about DIO, though: literally everything wrong with him as a villain, from the over-the-top theatrics to his toying around with Jotaro instead of just outright killing him, is a direct result of him being batshit insane. Additionally, without the intervention of DIO, Pucci wouldn't have been able to become the villain he did. He was following DIO's plan. Everything he did was part of DIO's backup plan, in case he wasn't able to take over the world.
What's more, the "Jotaro didn't lose his composure" thing is a "JJBA Arc Final Battle" thing. Josuke doesn't lose his cool in the last fight in Diamond is Unbreakable, even though he'd lose his cool in pretty much any other fight. Jonathan didn't lose his cool when Dio's head shot him. Joseph didn't lose his cool when it was time to launch Kars into space. When it comes down to the wire, the Jojos keep calm, because they know that losing their temper is a mistake they can't afford to make against the guy pulling the strings.
#22 - Kars is garbage too  [+] (3 replies) 09/21/2016 on We miss you, Caesar. -2
#23 - Stevethewizard (09/21/2016) [-]
Finally something we can agree on.
Every villain falls short of the magnificence that is DIO! Kars obtained immortality, but in doing so, ensured that his failure to bend the world to his will lived on eternally. DIO may have died, but his legacy lived on in Star Platinum. Jotaro literally named Star Platinum's time stop "The World", after DIO's Stand.
#24 - priestoftheoldones (09/21/2016) [-]
DIO wasn't a very good villain either, better than Kars, but not very good. Dio Brando, part 1 dio was better. Because he was dumb schlock and was so insanely dumbly evil that you couldn't help but laugh. DIO did nothing during part 3 and then appeared to kill Kak and taunt Pol, but after that what did he do? Have one of the worst fights in JoJo. DIO's World was a mess. He had every chance to kill Jotaro but instead he acted like an ass. He had an excuse to act like that once he got the Joestar blood though. Jotaro having the ability to timestop was a great example of bad writing, and somewhat the fact that Stands were new. And then there's Jotaro, it would've been a great character moment for him if he finally lost his composure during the fight, but that didn't happen.

An example of a great climax and big bad fight, Pucci and Valentine. Pucci was an actual threat. When he had the chance to actually do damage he took it. That's why the entire cast died except Emporio.
#25 - Stevethewizard (09/21/2016) [-]
That's the thing about DIO, though: literally everything wrong with him as a villain, from the over-the-top theatrics to his toying around with Jotaro instead of just outright killing him, is a direct result of him being batshit insane. Additionally, without the intervention of DIO, Pucci wouldn't have been able to become the villain he did. He was following DIO's plan. Everything he did was part of DIO's backup plan, in case he wasn't able to take over the world.
What's more, the "Jotaro didn't lose his composure" thing is a "JJBA Arc Final Battle" thing. Josuke doesn't lose his cool in the last fight in Diamond is Unbreakable, even though he'd lose his cool in pretty much any other fight. Jonathan didn't lose his cool when Dio's head shot him. Joseph didn't lose his cool when it was time to launch Kars into space. When it comes down to the wire, the Jojos keep calm, because they know that losing their temper is a mistake they can't afford to make against the guy pulling the strings.
#10 - Part 5, Vento Auero, then it's Part 6 Stone Ocean, Part 7 Stee…  [+] (1 reply) 09/21/2016 on Where can i Read Diamond is... 0
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#14 - hxhmaniac (3 hours ago) [-]
jojolion is fucked
#13 - I've read all of JoJo, I know his backstory, it doesn't mean h…  [+] (1 reply) 09/21/2016 on We miss you, Caesar. -7
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#14 - analsprinkles (09/21/2016) [-]
i like okuyasu more than sea salt but sea salt is still squad
#11 - His death doesn't mean **** because he was a poorly done chara…  [+] (3 replies) 09/21/2016 on We miss you, Caesar. -7
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#12 - analsprinkles (09/21/2016) [-]
check his backstory nigga i'm done talking to yo peasant ass
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#13 - priestoftheoldones (09/21/2016) [-]
I've read all of JoJo, I know his backstory, it doesn't mean he isn't a shit character. You want to know a good Brojo? Okuaysu Gyro and Joshuu. They're actual characters with a real personality, not a handful of traits and a sad death.
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#14 - analsprinkles (09/21/2016) [-]
i like okuyasu more than sea salt but sea salt is still squad
#9 - I'll talk **** about that poorly characterized useless faggot …  [+] (5 replies) 09/20/2016 on We miss you, Caesar. -6
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#10 - analsprinkles (09/20/2016) [-]
that nigga died avenging his nazi friend and gave his last hamon to joseph to fuck shit up

the fuck did you do that was better than that?
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#11 - priestoftheoldones (09/21/2016) [-]
His death doesn't mean shit because he was a poorly done character. His character arc is like Wham but done insanely worse.
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#12 - analsprinkles (09/21/2016) [-]
check his backstory nigga i'm done talking to yo peasant ass
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#13 - priestoftheoldones (09/21/2016) [-]
I've read all of JoJo, I know his backstory, it doesn't mean he isn't a shit character. You want to know a good Brojo? Okuaysu Gyro and Joshuu. They're actual characters with a real personality, not a handful of traits and a sad death.
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#14 - analsprinkles (09/21/2016) [-]
i like okuyasu more than sea salt but sea salt is still squad