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Date Signed Up:2/24/2013
Last Login:1/28/2015
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#3 - It's funny you uptight prick.  [+] (10 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Pizza Box Art +148
User avatar #60 - Lilstow (01/26/2015) [-]
i did think it sounded a bit mean spirited.
User avatar #40 - aximil (01/26/2015) [-]
Humor is subjective.
#42 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
Sure it is.

Doesn't make you any less of an asshole, though.
#48 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
definition of asshole is also subjective though, imo.
User avatar #43 - aximil (01/26/2015) [-]
That's fine. The person who drew on the box is even more of one.
#45 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
No, no he isn't.

He's making a joke. The person who decides to act all offended by that is the asshole here. How dare he have fun.
User avatar #46 - aximil (01/26/2015) [-]
If whoever drew it knows the person it's being delivered to and are on good terms, it can be considered a joke. Any other case it's an asshole move by him/her.
#47 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
Dude's making a joke. Blatantly obvious. There's nothing wrong with that, whether you find it funny or not.
User avatar #58 - aximil (01/26/2015) [-]
You don't curse at and flip someone off as a joke unless you know the person very well.
#12 - gotthembarrels (01/26/2015) [-]
Me right about now.
#9 - Well Kal Penn works (or at least used to, idk any more) for hi…  [+] (21 new replies) 01/26/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #21 - whatdafuq (01/26/2015) [-]
Kal Penn is the Associate Director of the Office of Engagement
#49 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
It's true why is everybody thunmbing down?
User avatar #50 - whatdafuq (01/26/2015) [-]
Guess some americans can't stand the fact that european people seem to have more idea of american politics than themself.
#55 - ohemgeezus (01/26/2015) [-]
or because your comment was unneeded? pridefulmatthew already said he worked for the president
User avatar #56 - whatdafuq (01/26/2015) [-]
He said he isn't sure anymore - I was just reassuring that he is right and for those who are interested I also pointed out what he actually is working in politics - so fuck me for giving informations right? Screw it, this community is really starting to make me sick
#57 - ohemgeezus (01/26/2015) [-]
also you got thumbed down once, by an anon, it's not a big deal stop crying
User avatar #58 - whatdafuq (01/26/2015) [-]
I didn't whine at all O.o Jesus help me...
#59 - ohemgeezus (01/26/2015) [-]
so >>#50 isn't whining? okay then
User avatar #60 - whatdafuq (01/26/2015) [-]
No that was just an explanation for anon, you dipshit
#61 - ohemgeezus (01/26/2015) [-]
an explanation that's just a baseless assumption isn't an explanation, it's whining. "someone thumbed me down must be an amerifag durr"
User avatar #62 - whatdafuq (01/26/2015) [-]
Wow if it was about sweden I would think of a swedish guy thumbing me down, as he might think that it's boring after it would be clear to him who he was. Now I was just taking whatever country is behind this and assumed it was someone who was bored by the fact. Is there something wrong with that? Blame me again if you ever find me saying or ever found me saying something against america or it's citizens in another posting asshole. Now fuck off
#66 - ohemgeezus (01/26/2015) [-]
And that's what I'm saying, your assumption was baseless and retarded, it only made you desperate trying to bash someone who you believe must be american because they thumbed you down for speaking about america. If you had a brain you'd notice that anon thumbed down everyone in this thread, not just you. And why do you even care about thumbs? They mean nothing, you know?
User avatar #68 - skaffanl (01/26/2015) [-]
So you don't care about thumbs? Delete your account then and prove to us you don't care.
#69 - ohemgeezus (01/26/2015) [-]
1. you can't delete your account anymore, dumbass
2. how would deleting my account prove I don't care about thumbs
3. you're retarded
#72 - skaffanl (01/26/2015) [-]
1. Well, create a new one and discard your current one then. You should try to be more proactive instead of complaining, it makes it seem you got sand in your vagina.
2. Because you will lose all your thumbs and have to start over. This seems obvious even to me and I'm retarded! Damn you must really take the cake.
3. I'm retarded, but atleast I'm smarter than you.
#73 - ohemgeezus (01/26/2015) [-]
So the only way to prove someone doesn't care about thumbs is to delete their profile? So I'll have to create one daily just to prove to some random retard on the internet that I don't care about pixels on a less than average site? I think I'll pass on that one.
User avatar #75 - whatdafuq (01/27/2015) [-]
"less than average" Is registered User since years.... kek
#78 - ohemgeezus (01/27/2015) [-]
Yes I'm aware I like less than average sites, what's you point?
#76 - ohemgeezus (01/27/2015) [-]
your point?
User avatar #77 - whatdafuq (01/27/2015) [-]
Seems like you do like "less than average" sites - why would you be here otherwise?
User avatar #74 - skaffanl (01/26/2015) [-]
Or stay anonymous
#11 - Guess what....  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Put The Seat Down +14
User avatar #33 - dericktheoldfuck (01/26/2015) [-]
70 fucking dollars....
User avatar #65 - assassindash (01/26/2015) [-]
All for a fucking foot pedal....

Did they copyright it? I'd gladly sell that shit for like 5 bucks at most.
#7 - yes. 01/25/2015 on Dumbass motherfucker +1
#5 - I just called your father,  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Dumbass motherfucker +2
User avatar #6 - kaipo (01/25/2015) [-]
My dad came in my room shoutin some chinese shit I didn't know about. The fuck did do
User avatar #9 - newsmyrna (01/26/2015) [-]
Ni shabi
#7 - pridefulmatthew (01/25/2015) [-]
yes.
#23 - fun fact time All animals that eat meat will! 01/25/2015 on best Friends +2
#23 - He's kinda hot to.. 01/25/2015 on Cringeworthy 0
#37 - By idiots. 01/25/2015 on Dat ass 0
#35 - Why exactly does she need to dress modestly? She is a normal t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Dat ass 0
#36 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
Her dad being president makes her not a normal teenager. She is held to a higher standard.
#37 - pridefulmatthew (01/25/2015) [-]
By idiots.
#31 - Those are literally regular jeans. Shut the **** …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Dat ass +1
#34 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
No they are skinny jeans. They are too tight for a daughter of the president. She needs to dress more modestly. Those jeans are perfectly acceptable for a normal teenager. She is not a normal teenager.
#35 - pridefulmatthew (01/25/2015) [-]
Why exactly does she need to dress modestly? She is a normal teenager, he dad just happens to be the president.
#36 - anonymous (01/25/2015) [-]
Her dad being president makes her not a normal teenager. She is held to a higher standard.
#37 - pridefulmatthew (01/25/2015) [-]
By idiots.
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#17 - darksideofthebeast (09/03/2014) [-]
here's his picture in his new home.
#18 to #17 - pridefulmatthew (09/03/2014) [-]
Here he is for my leg as reference.
#20 to #18 - darksideofthebeast (09/03/2014) [-]
this is my other buddy I had to give up. He was a pitbull.
#22 to #21 - darksideofthebeast (09/03/2014) [-]
And the last one, to create the official three stooges of dogs.

This was more of my sisters dog, but he was still for all of us. He hated me a bit though, haha.
That's little dogs for ya.
User avatar #19 to #18 - darksideofthebeast (09/03/2014) [-]
He's too ******* cute. It's like a pocket German shepherd!
User avatar #24 to #23 - darksideofthebeast (09/03/2014) [-]
thank ya, I'm gonna read some of it tonight when I get to my brothers.
Peace out, man.
#16 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
#14 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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#15 to #14 - pridefulmatthew (06/25/2014) [-]
Mmmm, so sexy
#4 - presidentmoose has deleted their comment [-]
#5 to #4 - pridefulmatthew (06/23/2014) [-]
Mmmm, B-E-A-utiful!
#6 to #5 - presidentmoose has deleted their comment [-]
#7 to #6 - pridefulmatthew (06/23/2014) [-]
I am undecided...what have the Moose clan done for me recently?
#8 to #7 - presidentmoose has deleted their comment [-]
#9 to #8 - pridefulmatthew (06/23/2014) [-]
I ain't doing **** for no god damn commy moose!
User avatar #10 to #9 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
Okay.
#11 to #10 - pridefulmatthew (06/23/2014) [-]
You deleted my moose... I am sorry.
User avatar #12 to #11 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
Rude. Take your thumb back.
#3 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
dick pic pls
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