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Date Signed Up:11/16/2011
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#46 - What was that small one with wheels they didn't give the name …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/16/2016 on Ship Size Comparison: Halo +28
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#93 - kevinipples (05/16/2016) [-]
warm frog?? something like that
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#58 - ILoveFurries (05/16/2016) [-]
You see those two tow hooks on the front? They look like tusks. Now, what animal has tusks?
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#51 - ipwnallnubz (05/16/2016) [-]
Stop making up animals.

Or something like that. It's been a few years since I last saw that.
#50 - americanbaddass (05/16/2016) [-]
What in Sam Hell is a puma?
#60 - anon (05/16/2016) [-]
a jaguar or mountain lion or leopard

yes they are all the same I know there are gonna be tards that say otherwise but they are the same damn thing
#97 - americanbaddass (05/16/2016) [-]
Simmons, I want you to poison Anons next meal
#66 - paintballx (05/16/2016) [-]
#390 - It's a joke  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2015 on I NEED to see your faces, NOW +1
#668 - GeneralLeeInsane (11/19/2015) [-]
I comprehended the thing which you have alluded.
#21 - I know sleep paralysis sucks and usually you'll wanna just foc…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2015 on Sleep Paralysis +3
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#121 - denniswilles (11/03/2015) [-]
Try to "roll out" of bed after you've been in sleep paralysis for a while. This is how it's always worked for me. You'll be at a point where you're actually dreaming to lie in bed but because it feels so real, you won't notice. You still believe you're in sleep paralysis.. so when you roll out, you manage to gain control of your dream-you and have an incredibly lucid experience.

Unless you're actually awake, then you roll out of bed and it hurts. A lot.
#14 - Months, maybe a full year of sleeping on the couch for this on…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/13/2015 on Assorted Internets #34 +78
#96 - whyamiloggedin (10/14/2015) [-]
He is a fucking moron and deserves it. It's not funny and you don't joke with that kind of stuff. But I guess getting more views on his youtube channel is more important.
#119 - notblindguy (10/14/2015) [-]
#69 - rockstarownage (10/14/2015) [-]
Blowing Up My Kid PRANK!!

he's got even more pranks like this and it's incredibly surprising how his wife is still with him
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#125 - yaybacon (10/14/2015) [-]
They aren't married, I don't get why you would have a three year old son and NOT be married.
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#17 - datblkkid (10/13/2015) [-]
Lets talk fake dummy prank.
My brother somehow made a "life-sized" body. I was downstairs and he was upstairs and he told me to come see him upstairs to see something. I walked through the hallway to the stairs when he said to wait cuz he was gonna jump from the top. I hear a "oh crap" see a shape fall and hit the tiled floor. "I had a stunned shock until I realized that the shape looked too lumpy. Taking a closer look I see that he stuffed a pair of sweat pants, sweater+hood with clothes and teddy bears.
We both laughed and tried it on my sister....I don't think she got the joke nor did i think she cared
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#15 - fappening (10/13/2015) [-]
anyone have sauce?
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#31 - damianblu (10/14/2015) [-]
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#45 - fappening (10/14/2015) [-]
man what a milf
#16 - anon (10/13/2015) [-]
Roman Atwood
#6 - Based Admin adding to jokes inadvertently  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2015 on dindu nuffin +181
#74 - littlewhit (10/09/2015) [-]
this is an entertaining idea, best effect added yet
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#12 - alarubra (10/09/2015) [-]
I got "Go home. It's over. Your life is over."
#5 - Picture 10/01/2015 on Time: 2.69 seconds. I'm... +19
#3 - Picture 09/28/2015 on Time to walk funny +13
#22 - Do it faggot. 09/19/2015 on Randoms 3 +12
#1 - Well, I never  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2015 on tallest image ever made by... +13
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#3 - ckcelite (07/04/2015) [-]
hah hah hah funniest comment ever. perfect
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#2 - malachitecobra (07/04/2015) [-]
Felt like an achievement in of itself.
#5 - "**** it I'll just drive outta he-" "OH WAI…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2015 on When you park in a handicap... +667
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#70 - rubixium (06/27/2015) [-]
He probably tried to use the wipers or something but they got stuck
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#29 - darksideofthebeast (06/27/2015) [-]
Better put his fully abled ass to work and start scraping 'em off.
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#202 - aproudpatriot (06/28/2015) [-]
On the other hand, if he keeps them on and drives, he'll end up disabled anyway and will be able to legitimately park in handicap spots
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