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#38 - I know a lot of people have problems with the fact that pet ow…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Pet shaming 3 0
#41 - Womens Study Major (11/20/2014) [-]
Don't embarrass us. Master is the word for a male owner in English, and even though it's not as commonly heard, the female version is mistress.
#4 - People CAN'T be this ignorant. Like really. How does one e…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/11/2014 on We've Got Another Virgin... +38
User avatar #35 - Vancer (11/12/2014) [-]
Go hang around a small town for a while these people live near their families. These family numbers in the 25 - 75 there are all related. Cousins, uncles. Grandma's aunts, WHATEVER. They all support each other one way or another. This person probably never graduated high school, hasn't gone to college, WILL not go college, and just have a 6th grade education for the rest of his/her life. It's all about who you're raised around bud.
User avatar #37 - Vancer (11/12/2014) [-]
I recently gained this insight when I went to a funeral yesterday. I saw my OTHER side my mothers half brother. (Country folk) Hope this helps. Now I'm kinda like them as well I have a few things in common but it stops at my high school diploma. Im going to college. None of them have even gone to college. They all live near each other. I never had the luxury of living near my extended family growing up. These poeple did it appears along with the postivie ( in this case negative Influence that entails)
#30 - moshimoshicake (11/12/2014) [-]
People are weak and ignorant a majority of them i bet less than a billion people are actually fucking capable of not being a complete retard.
#25 - teegoogilycoffeeme (11/12/2014) [-]
#13 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
Part of it is he'd never want to believe the alternative of the person he loves

People believe lies because they want them to be true
User avatar #7 - forsakensaint (11/11/2014) [-]
By going to church and bible-school.
User avatar #31 - dorfdorfdorf (11/12/2014) [-]
#5 - jonball (11/11/2014) [-]
Stay at fj
#11 - seylorm (11/11/2014) [-]
with the amount of sex jokes and what not going on here you are bound to find out how this baby shit works sooner or later
#8 - Animals are cuter than most people. 11/11/2014 on I'm not saying... I'm just... +1
#123 - Wtf is the deal with the diapers? Pedo alert. 11/10/2014 on Cringe Comp - Remastered 0
#14 - That was amazing. 11/01/2014 on it's that time of the year... +1
#74 - i have that mouse too 10/31/2014 on Orgasms 0
#75 - RUFIO!? That kid was so fucing RAD. This almost makes me w…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on voce actors avatar and... 0
#98 - wraithguard (10/22/2014) [-]
Have you not? Why not? DO IT!
#208 - Sauce? 10/21/2014 on Spoopy 0
#34 - They don't really make any sounds, at least not adult giraffes…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2014 on clever +2
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User avatar #80 - notnewaccount (10/16/2014) [-]
Thank you, potatos. That was interesting
#39 - Well this stabilized the overload of cute from the cat post. … 10/13/2014 on mini nope compilation(with... +1

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User avatar #203 - goobyman (09/28/2014) [-]
proof that u r tacher pls
#202 - jewfrosdsd (07/20/2014) [-]
moar **** ?
#201 - Womens Study Major (04/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #200 - joshlol (01/12/2014) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Josh.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
#177 - blackoutats (11/09/2013) [-]
Tit lady
#178 to #177 - potatos (11/13/2013) [-]
Yes, 'tis I.
User avatar #180 to #179 - potatos (11/13/2013) [-]
Pretty darn good! And you?
User avatar #181 to #180 - blackoutats (11/13/2013) [-]
Can't complain, I guess. Eh, yes I can but I won't.
Glad to hear you're doing good.
Just haven't heard from you in a while and wanted to check in and see what's up, y'know
User avatar #182 to #181 - potatos (11/13/2013) [-]
Hey, tell me what's up?

That's super sweet of you (:
You actually caught me on the one ******* day i fell down the stairs though. I'm good in general, but right now i'm in... a lot... of pain.
User avatar #183 to #182 - blackoutats (11/13/2013) [-]
Oh **** dude. You're not too badly injured, I hope?
As for what's up with me, I'm just stressing out a lot because of school and bad grades and disappointing my parents, as well as having to deal with the news we just got that my grandfather's been diagnosed with cancer for the second time and it's not looking too good.
Just been a bit stressful lately is all.
User avatar #184 to #183 - potatos (11/13/2013) [-]
Nahh, sprained an ankle it seems . Hurts like **** though, but i guess i'm ok with staying inside for a few days 'til i can walk again, leeel.

Sorry to hear that, cancer is a real bitch. I really hope he'll be okay.
And school... You're from the US right? I got the feeling that grades and school are sooo much more important there than it is here in Sweden. I wish i could tell you not to stress about it, but i'm not sure about the seriousness.
User avatar #185 to #184 - blackoutats (11/13/2013) [-]
Not good dude, not good. Hope the ankle gets better soon.
My family's trying to stay positive. He beat cancer once, he'll do it again.
Yep, here in the US, you need all A's and B's to get into a good college. Right now I'm ending this marking period with two D's. I'm not gonna go very far with those.
User avatar #186 to #185 - potatos (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, it'll probably heal pretty quick.

**** , it's interesting how different it all works... Or well, you need high grades if you wanna be like a doctor or engineer, but we don't need high grades for specific schools.
We have a maximum grade score of 20, and you can easily get in to any school with like a grade score of 13.
User avatar #187 to #186 - blackoutats (11/13/2013) [-]
I swear to god everything sounds so much more appealing in Sweden.
I'd live there instead of US any day if it were up to me.
User avatar #188 to #187 - potatos (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah sure, but then you'd have to deal with the weather.
User avatar #189 to #188 - blackoutats (11/13/2013) [-]
I like cold/rainy/generally bad weather.
User avatar #190 to #189 - potatos (11/13/2013) [-]
Very well, come over!
User avatar #191 to #190 - blackoutats (11/13/2013) [-]
I'd very much like to, believe me.
User avatar #192 to #191 - potatos (11/14/2013) [-]
Well there are like a ton of exchange programs for students in sweden, check that out when you get into college
User avatar #193 to #192 - blackoutats (11/14/2013) [-]
Heh, well if the college choices here in the US don't look that promising (and with the way my grades are looking, that's a definite possibility) I'd hope I'd be considering it then.
User avatar #173 - jorgethemaster (10/12/2013) [-]
Did you ever end up posting that test with all the answers as "C"?
User avatar #174 to #173 - trivdiego (10/30/2013) [-]
I was wondering the exact same question
User avatar #175 to #174 - jorgethemaster (10/30/2013) [-]
I'm still really curious.
#176 to #175 - trivdiego (10/30/2013) [-]
unless he was lying. but he aint no lying potater
#194 to #176 - potatos (01/08/2014) [-]
I shall end your curiosity.
The test was made, a lot of students got mad, a few were very suspicious and asked me about it afterwards, but 2 of them actually called it and aced the whole thing.

Good to know that at least 2 of my students actually studied.
After this they all seem to put a bit more effort into it, i think i freaked them out a bit.
User avatar #195 to #194 - trivdiego (01/08/2014) [-]

why's it take you so long to answer though?
User avatar #197 to #195 - potatos (01/08/2014) [-]
Also, i get like 10-50 notifications every day on this site because of my user name, so some **** get lost in all of that.
User avatar #196 to #195 - potatos (01/08/2014) [-]
I have a really sucky habit of reading email/comments, and then not reply right away.
I've done this for years, and it seems to piss people off more than it should.
User avatar #198 to #196 - trivdiego (01/08/2014) [-]
oh well thanks anyway
User avatar #199 to #198 - potatos (01/08/2014) [-]
No problem!
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#171 - bluelips (12/31/2012) [-]
Happy new Year =)   
hope you'll have a very pleasant evening/night =)   
Talk to you in 2013 =P
Happy new Year =)
hope you'll have a very pleasant evening/night =)

Talk to you in 2013 =P
#167 - bluelips (11/29/2012) [-]
I was missing you =(
I was missing you =(
#168 to #167 - potatos (11/29/2012) [-]
awwww! How are you?
#169 to #168 - bluelips (11/29/2012) [-]
I'm doing okay =)   
How about you yourself? =)   
Here's a fox for you
I'm doing okay =)

How about you yourself? =)

Here's a fox for you
#166 - narlydude (10/14/2012) [-]
You're welcome
You're welcome
#165 - narlydude (10/14/2012) [-]
A universal reaction pic for all situations.
A universal reaction pic for all situations.
#155 - lemanrouste (10/13/2012) [-]
have some reaction picts, my fetish bound bitch.
User avatar #157 to #155 - potatos (10/13/2012) [-]
Well, hooooray!
#164 to #163 - lemanrouste (10/13/2012) [-]
This should cover most of your bases.   
This should cover most of your bases.

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User avatar #151 to #150 - potatos (09/01/2012) [-]
Haha, i didn't even delete it o_O
I don't remember what i wrote.. Probably something with some ESSESS.
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User avatar #143 to #141 - Natelawl (08/21/2012) [-]
do you have to offer*
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User avatar #128 - hazardousfool (06/01/2012) [-]
potatos u gay.hohoho add me.you know you want to.I'm a girl.
User avatar #129 to #176 - potatos (06/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #130 to #177 - hazardousfool (06/01/2012) [-]
Just do it...BTW....My PC is burnt,i'll get it fixed,eventually.
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User avatar #118 to #157 - potatos (05/20/2012) [-]
The name's Anna (:
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User avatar #120 to #159 - potatos (05/20/2012) [-]
Yup, that's me (:
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User avatar #122 to #161 - potatos (05/20/2012) [-]
Thomas Finnegan Goose... Or something like that, right? D:
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User avatar #124 to #163 - potatos (05/20/2012) [-]
Hahaha, oh sorry lol :D
Can i blame my keyboard and swift fingers? Hahaha.
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User avatar #126 to #165 - potatos (05/20/2012) [-]
Ah, good then :D
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#108 - asainati (04/24/2012) [-]
Just curious, I'm assuming boy, since most of your other comics have you as a guy. Either way you're funny and IDC.
User avatar #109 to #148 - potatos (04/24/2012) [-]
I'm actually female. I prefer to stay gender neutral when i'm making comics, since there are alot of people here who are bitchin' about how girls get thumbed up just because they are girls. I don't want to get thumbs because of my gender, therefor i seldom reveal that i'm female. I guess it seems more fair to the other users (:
So there you have it - girl it is.

And thank you for enjoying my comics (:

User avatar #110 to #149 - asainati (04/24/2012) [-]
I'm a girl too, I haven't ever gotten that, one time I was told I was a thumb whore for an OC I made... But other than that they've pretty much left me alone, I don't make many comics though. I'm glad someone does that, I think boys can get easily butt hurt over girls making FP.
User avatar #111 to #150 - potatos (04/24/2012) [-]
Ugh, i really don't get the harm in being a girl and making OC. I get it when it's a girl who adds a picture of themselves with a list of why they are awesome and "not like other girls". But ragecomics is just a short story about something that happened in your life. Why is it so horrible when girls do it?

I hate the whole "if a guy isn't funnt it's because we have a different sense of humour, but if a girl isn't funnt it's because she is a girl"-thing.
User avatar #112 to #151 - asainati (04/24/2012) [-]
Ya, that gets annoying really fast. Most girls aren't all that high maintenance, they're all just sad cuz they were "friend zoned" (which I find to be stupid). It's like grow up and move on to another girl who will actually appreciate you, that's what girls do... Most guys are just pissy cuz they don't want a girl to be better than them at something. "Cuz girls belong in the kitchen."
User avatar #113 to #152 - potatos (04/24/2012) [-]
Haha, i know right?
It's okay, they will grow up too eventually and realize that girls aren't turned on by that kind of behaviour. (:
User avatar #114 to #153 - asainati (04/24/2012) [-]
Guys grow up?? I know 40 year olds who act like they're 12... Haha I don't think guys ever truly grow up.
User avatar #115 to #154 - potatos (04/25/2012) [-]
Haha, no, you're right, they probably never fully grow up. But that's what makes them guys i guess :D
User avatar #116 to #155 - asainati (04/25/2012) [-]
That is why they have girls, cuz someone has to try and get stuff done professionally lol
User avatar #138 to #156 - afjhahsdsl (07/15/2012) [-]
ouch, right in the gender x(

i hope you two weren't referring to all boys
User avatar #139 to #138 - asainati (07/17/2012) [-]
Lol don't worry we weren't.
User avatar #105 - johngun (04/24/2012) [-]
Cleaning for your sick BF ??? Medal . That is what you deserve xD

User avatar #106 to #145 - potatos (04/24/2012) [-]
Aw, thanks :D
User avatar #107 to #146 - johngun (04/24/2012) [-]
no probz at all
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