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Bored as a mod? Want to have some fun? Try to ban someone then blame it on another mod! If you do this successfully you'll get a walhor pnt.comment
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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: is gay
Youtube Channel: doesn't have subscribers
Steam Profile: posttwo
Consoles Owned: PC MOTHERFUCKER
Date Signed Up:2/29/2012
Location:Ireland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1203
Comment Ranking:#896
Highest Content Rank:#569
Highest Comment Rank:#184
Content Thumbs: 11893 total,  12966 ,  1073
Comment Thumbs: 15650 total,  18795 ,  3145
Content Level Progress: 7% (7/100)
Level 198 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 199 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 90.3% (903/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:609484
Times Content Favorited:925 times
Total Comments Made:28002
FJ Points:8759
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User avatar #1974 - (07/11/2013) [-]
stickied
bend over
User avatar #4317 - posttwo (1 hour ago) [-]
[url deleted]
User avatar #4295 - garymotherfingoak (12 hours ago) [-]
eyo captain jack
User avatar #4296 to #4295 - posttwo (12 hours ago) [-]
I found it hard to find the reply button
Hi
User avatar #4300 to #4296 - garymotherfingoak (12 hours ago) [-]
you guys get 2 mod boards?
User avatar #4302 to #4300 - posttwo (12 hours ago) [-]
One is so broke we don't use it.
User avatar #4303 to #4302 - garymotherfingoak (12 hours ago) [-]
how so
User avatar #4305 to #4303 - posttwo (12 hours ago) [-]
If I mention someone on the broken one
The link in the notification will go to a comment
By another mod
That's probably no longer a mod
Made in March.
User avatar #4307 to #4306 - posttwo (12 hours ago) [-]
Double ID.
Happened on bronies before
User avatar #4308 to #4307 - garymotherfingoak (12 hours ago) [-]
wasn't there some form of comment reset in 2012 that applied to the whole site?
User avatar #4309 to #4308 - posttwo (12 hours ago) [-]
2012 was a weird year for FJ.
We do not mention 2012
User avatar #4310 to #4309 - garymotherfingoak (12 hours ago) [-]
good point
#4298 to #4296 - posttwo (12 hours ago) [-]
Too many buttons to click
User avatar #4297 to #4296 - garymotherfingoak (12 hours ago) [-]
whatcha doin for xmas
User avatar #4299 to #4297 - posttwo (12 hours ago) [-]
Trying to adjust my sleeping schedule so I sleep over Christmas and don't get sad
User avatar #4301 to #4299 - garymotherfingoak (12 hours ago) [-]
sleeping for xmas, that actually sounds pretty good.
User avatar #4304 to #4301 - posttwo (12 hours ago) [-]
Could be better.
#4266 to #4265 - posttwo (14 hours ago) [-]
Yeah no
#4267 to #4266 - jabadagriffins (13 hours ago) [-]
Right it was you ya bugger, first off what the 						****					 is the go with hiding your name in the ban?   
Second, spam would be considered linking outside websites or advertising a product so basically you banned me for annoying a few people, i think my picture explains my feelings toward you atm.    
Seriously though 						****					 mods like you man. just trying to have some fun on a boring afternoon and now i have to use this 						******					 account.
Right it was you ya bugger, first off what the **** is the go with hiding your name in the ban?
Second, spam would be considered linking outside websites or advertising a product so basically you banned me for annoying a few people, i think my picture explains my feelings toward you atm.
Seriously though **** mods like you man. just trying to have some fun on a boring afternoon and now i have to use this ****** account.
User avatar #4269 to #4267 - joshlol (13 hours ago) [-]
hey look posttwo apparently this guy gets to decide what does and doesn't constitute spam, we've been doing it wrong all this time :o
User avatar #4274 to #4269 - roflcoptersback (13 hours ago) [-]
josh you shut up, you have been ******** all over this website for long enough that your opinion is just that these days.
User avatar #4271 to #4270 - joshlol (13 hours ago) [-]
OVERRULED
User avatar #4268 to #4267 - posttwo (13 hours ago) [-]
Wasnt me I dont flag - I only deal with unflags and mods being bad
admon decided to hide the mods username
www.funnyjunk.com/moderation+complaints/ (Put phanact or posttwo or admin or something for username as its bugged right now)
User avatar #4311 to #4268 - Sewallman ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
You took care of that DOX person for me though,

(thanks, that stoopit **** needs to stay away from my content)
User avatar #4312 to #4311 - posttwo (1 hour ago) [-]
exception to the rule
User avatar #4313 to #4312 - Sewallman ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I've been having problems with anons posting links and **** , I flag them and block their IP.
User avatar #4318 to #4313 - posttwo (1 hour ago) [-]
so I can only post 20 links on my profile per 24 hours
but 220 everywhere else
User avatar #4314 to #4313 - posttwo (1 hour ago) [-]
[url deleted] yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
I hate links
User avatar #4315 to #4314 - posttwo (1 hour ago) [-]
[url deleted] wtf
User avatar #4319 to #4315 - Sewallman ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I'll let you get back to mod work. I'm watching Samurai Jack while eating jalapenos and pooping.
User avatar #4320 to #4319 - posttwo (1 hour ago) [-]
Im watching linus tech tips while eating cheese and scratching my butts
User avatar #4321 to #4320 - Sewallman ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
butts or nutts?
User avatar #4322 to #4321 - posttwo (1 hour ago) [-]
Butt
User avatar #4323 to #4322 - Sewallman ONLINE (48 minutes ago) [-]
Ah, cool with me. But hey, look on my status.. Chance for free steam games or free money.

Happy early Christmas.
User avatar #4324 to #4323 - posttwo (47 minutes ago) [-]
can I get free dumbbells?
User avatar #4325 to #4324 - Sewallman ONLINE (47 minutes ago) [-]
If you win for the link-click moneys, add them on your amazon wishlist and I'll purchase them for you.
User avatar #4331 to #4325 - posttwo (43 minutes ago) [-]
but the postman isnt that strong
User avatar #4332 to #4331 - Sewallman ONLINE (42 minutes ago) [-]
You'd be helping him lyft
User avatar #4326 to #4325 - posttwo (46 minutes ago) [-]
Okay
I hope ill win so I dont have to go to the shop and carry 30kg of stuff home uphill in snow
User avatar #4327 to #4326 - posttwo (46 minutes ago) [-]
bu thten I could just order myself
User avatar #4328 to #4327 - posttwo (46 minutes ago) [-]
but the postman hates me
User avatar #4329 to #4328 - posttwo (46 minutes ago) [-]
(
User avatar #4330 to #4329 - Sewallman ONLINE (43 minutes ago) [-]
This way the postman has to bring the 30kg himself ;D
User avatar #4273 to #4268 - roflcoptersback (13 hours ago) [-]
Seriously though i now hate you.
before i just thought you were a smelly willy.
User avatar #4272 to #4268 - roflcoptersback (13 hours ago) [-]
So why did you ban jaba for 48 hours then?
******* cunts act man.
Pretty obvious you cant get rid of me i have been here for 10 ******* years.
#4275 to #4272 - posttwo (13 hours ago) [-]
Wasn't me actually dude
Stop blaming me for all your life troubles
mods come to me when they want a flag/ban to be double checked - Ive got nothing to do with your flags/bans.
**** I havent banned except spambots for over a week now @_@
User avatar #4276 to #4275 - roflcoptersback (13 hours ago) [-]
So you are telling me i should be mad at josh because he is the only other one with his ear in this.
User avatar #4277 to #4276 - joshlol (13 hours ago) [-]
I didn't do **** leave me alone
User avatar #4283 to #4277 - roflcoptersback (13 hours ago) [-]
******** josh me and you both know we dont like each other and have been that way ever since whoever it was let you be a mod, of course it was you if it was not post.
User avatar #4284 to #4283 - joshlol (13 hours ago) [-]
I don't dislike you.
And like I said, I didn't do **** .
User avatar #4286 to #4284 - roflcoptersback (13 hours ago) [-]
Why dont you not like me?
I have never been anything but a cunt to you ever since that time you made me crack the ***** with autism and delete roflcopterkklol.
User avatar #4288 to #4286 - posttwo (13 hours ago) [-]
He needs all the friends he can get
User avatar #4290 to #4288 - roflcoptersback (13 hours ago) [-]
You do make a compelling point... hes not a popular guy these days, it was the posting his own comments that did it.
User avatar #4287 to #4286 - joshlol (13 hours ago) [-]
Loads of people treat me like a cunt, I don't have the energy to hold grudges.
#4289 to #4287 - roflcoptersback (13 hours ago) [-]
Yeah but most people are a cunt to you because
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i knew you were a bit ***** in the noodle before most people that hate you had accounts.
i think at this point its just a cool thing to do,
User avatar #4292 to #4289 - Marker ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
it really has just become a bandwagon. really it's the usual faux hate for a guy who gets front page alot. You've been here a while, I'm sure you remember DSend. joshlol is a cool dude, actually
User avatar #4293 to #4292 - roflcoptersback (12 hours ago) [-]
he probably is he just really pissed me off once and i hold a grudge lol.
and yeah i remember what happened to Dsend i half talked him into ******* off.
User avatar #4294 to #4293 - roflcoptersback (12 hours ago) [-]
not in a mean way btw.. pretty sure hes on reddit now.
User avatar #4291 to #4289 - roflcoptersback (13 hours ago) [-]
wtf... use hearing this?
User avatar #4278 to #4277 - posttwo (13 hours ago) [-]
He literally doesnt do ****
I need to demod him
User avatar #4279 to #4278 - joshlol (13 hours ago) [-]
>: (
User avatar #4281 to #4279 - posttwo (13 hours ago) [-]
History of Moderators Activity 184 0 = 184
actually you do ****
User avatar #4282 to #4281 - posttwo (13 hours ago) [-]
wtf do you even do
User avatar #4280 to #4279 - posttwo (13 hours ago) [-]
>
User avatar #4253 to #4235 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
TRAkS GET THE ***** OFF YM PROFIELY OUS **** ING STALKIGN PEIOCE OF CRAB
User avatar #4255 to #4253 - traks (12/19/2014) [-]
nah
User avatar #4256 to #4255 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
go **** your hand
User avatar #4257 to #4256 - traks (12/19/2014) [-]
Get out of my head. Im trying to watch porn
#4258 to #4257 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
Get a girlfriend
User avatar #4259 to #4258 - traks (12/19/2014) [-]
I could easily have girlfrent, but nah.
User avatar #4261 to #4260 - traks (12/19/2014) [-]
I dont understand what this means
User avatar #4262 to #4261 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
tips fedora
User avatar #4263 to #4262 - traks (12/19/2014) [-]
Nah m8, forreals.
Girl asked me out
But Im too beta
User avatar #4264 to #4263 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
and then theres me
User avatar #4254 to #4253 - joshlol (12/19/2014) [-]
lmao
#4239 to #4235 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
pretended conversation
User avatar #4240 to #4239 - joshlol (12/19/2014) [-]
the flaw is on his/her part

"Ok bye" ?

how rude
User avatar #4245 to #4240 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
FIOSDPOG{SKLJGFMSDM<GJSLKLDf
User avatar #4246 to #4245 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
**** YOU ******* PIECE OF **** SMILEY PARSER
User avatar #4247 to #4246 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
I ******* AHTJE EVERYHTING THAT EVERN ERAEM,YOPKERTERLY STSRIES TO CAHTGNE HRTQW AT THE UFKC OIGM ASAYIGNS ERSEIROSUILY ELAVE MT ESEWWRODS ALONE YOUF UCKIGN PEICE OFS HSIT ASHISNIGETGR
User avatar #4244 to #4240 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
LIKE WHAT THE ****
User avatar #4243 to #4240 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
A DUE DUDE
User avatar #4242 to #4240 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
OH BY THE WAY THAT WAS JSUT A SIMULATED CONVERSATIONW TIH A DUDE DUDE
User avatar #4241 to #4240 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
After good good I was suppose to ask a question
also
WHAT THE **** DO YOU ANSWER TO "WHATS UP" SERIOUSLY WHY IS TAHT EVEN A QUESITON TEHRES NOTHING UP IM SITTING THINKING ABOUT THE PORN IM GOING TO MASTURBATE TO THIS SI WAHTS UP PLEASE ASK SIMPLER QUESTIONS OKAY **** YOU HAVE A NICE DAY
User avatar #4248 to #4241 - joshlol (12/19/2014) [-]
removed: Hey. I sit beside you.
posttwo: Hi
removed: what's up?
posttwo: TEHRES NOTHING UP IM SITTING THINKING ABOUT THE PORN IM GOING TO MASTURBATE TO THIS SI WAHTS UP PLEASE ASK SIMPLER QUESTIONS OKAY **** YOU HAVE A NICE DAY
User avatar #4251 to #4248 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
THATS EVEN WAORSE TAHM MY GOOD GOOD WAHT THE FYCK TAHT WOULDNT EDN UPG OOD FGUCK THSI
User avatar #4249 to #4248 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
nonon
its
Hey
*I sit beside you*
User avatar #4250 to #4249 - joshlol (12/19/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #4252 to #4250 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #4237 to #4235 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
That ******* how to doesnt ******* help at all what the ***** as that suppose to be
User avatar #4238 to #4237 - joshlol (12/19/2014) [-]
idk but wikihow articles are amusing
User avatar #4234 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4233 - posttwo (12/19/2014) [-]
&#92;test
User avatar #4230 - posttwo (12/18/2014) [-]
**posttwo used "*roll pokemon*"**
**posttwo rolls Silcoon** **posttwo used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**posttwo rolls 48**
User avatar #4231 to #4230 - posttwo (12/18/2014) [-]
**posttwo used "*roll pokemon*"**
**posttwo rolls Landorus** **posttwo used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**posttwo rolls 86** *roll 1, 00-99* *roll 1, 00-99* *roll 1, 00-99* *roll 1, 00-99* *roll 1, 00-99* *roll 1, 00-99* *roll 1, 00-99* *roll 1, 00-99*
User avatar #4229 - posttwo (12/18/2014) [-]
**posttwo used "*roll pokemon*"**
**posttwo rolls Swellow** -> *roll pokemon*
User avatar #4228 - posttwo (12/18/2014) [-]
*roll D&D class* -> *roll 6, D&D stats* -> *roll weapon*
User avatar #4227 - posttwo (12/18/2014) [-]
*roll pokemon, faggot, Pony*
User avatar #4226 - posttwo (12/18/2014) [-]
THIS PROFILE IS A MESS. BEWARE THEE THAT VENTURES HERE
User avatar #4232 to #4226 - joshlol (12/18/2014) [-]
damn son
User avatar #4225 - posttwo (12/18/2014) [-]
**posttwo used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**posttwo rolls Alomomola**
**posttwo rolls Beheeyem**
**posttwo rolls Skorupi**
**posttwo rolls Lunatone**
**posttwo rolls Trubbish**
**posttwo rolls Chandelure**
User avatar #4223 - posttwo (12/18/2014) [-]
[soundcloud url=" api.soundcloud.com/tracks/81319990 "]
User avatar #4222 - posttwo (12/18/2014) [-]
[soundcloud url=" api.soundcloud.com/tracks/81319990 " params="color=ff5500&autoplay=false&hiderelated=false&showco mments=true&showuser=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]
User avatar #4221 - posttwo (12/18/2014) [-]
c[soundcloud url=" api.soundcloud.com/tracks/81319990 " params="color=ff5500&autoplay=false&hiderelated=false&showco mments=true&showuser=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]
User avatar #4219 - posttwo (12/18/2014) [-]
[soundcloud url=" api.soundcloud.com/tracks/81319990 "]
User avatar #4218 - posttwo (12/18/2014) [-]
[soundcloud url=" api.soundcloud.com/tracks/81319990 " /]
User avatar #4214 - posttwo (12/18/2014) [-]
HEY POSTINGLOUDLY
DO YOU THINK I CAN ROLL A HEAD ON THE FLOOR AND BE GAY
User avatar #4215 to #4214 - posttwo (12/18/2014) [-]
wait wrong paste... wtf
WHAT SOFTWARE SHOULD I USE FOR THE TABLET
User avatar #4216 to #4215 - postingloudly ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
[big]PHOTOSHOP IS THE OBVIOUS ONE TO TRY OUT FIRST BUT YOU CAN ALSO TRY OUT THINGS LIKE SKETCHBOOK, AND GIMP[[big]
User avatar #4217 to #4216 - posttwo (12/18/2014) [-]
OKAY
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