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Personal Info
Gender: female
Facebook Profile: FemaleGamer4000
Youtube Channel: FemaleGamer4000
Steam Profile: posttwo
Consoles Owned: FemaleGamer4000
Video Games Played: FemaleGamer4000
X-box Gamertag: FemaleGamer4000
PSN: FemaleGamer4000
Interests: FemaleGamer4000
Date Signed Up:2/29/2012
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#59
Comment Ranking:#405
Highest Content Rank:#60
Highest Comment Rank:#184
Content Thumbs: 51707 total,  54906 ,  3199
Comment Thumbs: 23115 total,  26473 ,  3358
Content Level Progress: 76% (760/1000)
Level 238 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 47.2% (472/1000)
Level 319 Comments: Wizard → Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Content Views:2096852
Times Content Favorited:4261 times
Total Comments Made:35340
FJ Points:42357
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Total unique items point value: 22390 / Total items point value: 191890
[ 36 items Total ]


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User avatar #5268 - joshlol (03/08/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by posttwo
**joshlol rolled user posttwo **
User avatar #1974 - (07/11/2013) [-]
bend over
User avatar #6061 - corporate ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Look at this orange faggot.
Mods are cunts.
#6056 - tarabostes ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Hello, i have a question!
Hello, i have a question!
User avatar #6057 to #6056 - posttwo (6 hours ago) [-]
And I have a chicken
#6058 to #6057 - tarabostes ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
You kiiinnnnkyyy little girl!
You kiiinnnnkyyy little girl!
User avatar #6059 to #6058 - posttwo (5 hours ago) [-]
Mom nom
#6060 to #6059 - tarabostes ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
You can nom on my cock anytime baby , i always had a thing for mods, i dunno why, you're so powerful!
User avatar #6054 - Sewallman ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
How hard would it be for you to make a Google chrome app that when you right click a picture, it has an option for "post to FJ"

Then a fj window opens up and has the upload by url open with the url already inserted.

I can pay $10 for this...
#6053 - flutterkyu (05/28/2015) [-]
Please make my username forever yellow like the new accounts
User avatar #6051 - lotengo (05/27/2015) [-]
**lotengo sucks Posttwo's giant mod cock**

thats what you wanted right?
#6047 - joshlol (05/27/2015) [-]
when girls approach you
when girls approach you
#6046 - joshlol (05/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #6049 to #6048 - joshlol (05/27/2015) [-]
I wonder if I can get you to watch the whole show via profile webms
User avatar #6050 to #6049 - posttwo (05/27/2015) [-]
#6042 - joshlol (05/26/2015) [-]
friendly reminder to watch peep show
friendly reminder to watch peep show
User avatar #6043 to #6042 - posttwo (05/26/2015) [-]
Friendly reminder that i wanted ot buy you a ticket to USA
#6032 - joshlol (05/26/2015) [-]
just posttwo things
just posttwo things
User avatar #6033 to #6032 - posttwo (05/26/2015) [-]
hey sera seraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
whatever will bee will beee
User avatar #6034 to #6033 - joshlol (05/26/2015) [-]
que *
User avatar #6035 to #6034 - posttwo (05/26/2015) [-]
What the packet did you just ******* send to me, you little host? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in networking, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret DDoSs on PSN, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSs. I am trained in PenTest warfare and I’m the top Black hat in the entire Lizerd Squad. You are nothing to me but just another address. I will DDoS you the **** out with bandwith the likes of which has never been seen before on this network, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with sending that **** to me over 802.11? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of routers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your intenet connection. You’re ******* offline, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can packet sniff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my wireshark. Not only am I extensively trained in packet sniffing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my isp's routers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable address the face of the routing tables, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” packet was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* request to send. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** packets all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* offline, kiddo.
User avatar #6036 to #6035 - joshlol (05/26/2015) [-]
Bacon ipsum dolor amet chuck meatloaf pig capicola hamburger tongue rump porchetta alcatra frankfurter leberkas pork. Leberkas bacon venison, swine rump drumstick andouille frankfurter. Jerky tongue ribeye meatloaf bresaola capicola venison alcatra shoulder pig rump kevin ham hock. Ham frankfurter porchetta cupim hamburger boudin. Ham beef short ribs drumstick meatloaf, ground round prosciutto chicken biltong andouille. Prosciutto tongue jowl ham porchetta shank hamburger. Bacon sirloin alcatra strip steak cow.
User avatar #6037 to #6036 - posttwo (05/26/2015) [-]
Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on eac
#6038 to #6037 - joshlol (05/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #6030 - skullhead (05/26/2015) [-]
**** off faggot head
#6028 - yousaygoodbye (05/25/2015) [-]
I gotta teach Luci and you need to teach cortez
I gotta teach Luci and you need to teach cortez
#6018 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
This is how most of the websites I make from scratch look for about 85% of the process. Nothing fancy until I finish the CSS and make a nice header and nav.
User avatar #6019 to #6018 - posttwo (05/25/2015) [-]
Fjmod.posttwo.pt tool exactly five minutes to make look like that
Why would I bother doing more
If I'm not getting paid I don't care
User avatar #6020 to #6019 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
This took me less than 5 minutes, I use preset bits that I just adjust for what I'm actually going for.

I plan on making a website shortly that just has my resume on it, so it's probably not even going to be as fancy looking as what you posted.
User avatar #6021 to #6020 - posttwo (05/25/2015) [-]
I use bootstrap and laravel library
User avatar #6022 to #6021 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
notepad+ or DW

mostly notepad+
User avatar #6023 to #6022 - posttwo (05/25/2015) [-]
Sublime and phpstorm
User avatar #6017 - captaindubs (05/24/2015) [-]
do you have the script that changes your name color?
#6016 - yousaygoodbye (05/24/2015) [-]
me right now
me right now
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