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posttwo

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Facebook Profile: FemaleGamer4000
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Steam Profile: posttwo
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Interests: FemaleGamer4000
Date Signed Up:2/29/2012
Location:Ireland
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#2121 - dancing queen 08/31/2015 on A mod will reply to your... +1
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#2476 - timetravelzero (08/31/2015) [-]
I remember that thread where he went full-bitchtits on you.
#2074 - no  [+] (9 new replies) 08/31/2015 on A mod will reply to your... 0
#2092 - timetravelzero (08/31/2015) [-]
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#2098 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
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#2476 - timetravelzero (08/31/2015) [-]
I remember that thread where he went full-bitchtits on you.
#2073 - Dept collectors.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2015 on A mod will reply to your... 0
User avatar #2076 - tireryyol (08/31/2015) [-]
Aaaawwwww shit, you found me
#2061 - knock knock  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2015 on A mod will reply to your... 0
User avatar #2064 - tireryyol (08/31/2015) [-]
"come in"
User avatar #2073 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
Dept collectors.
User avatar #2076 - tireryyol (08/31/2015) [-]
Aaaawwwww shit, you found me
#953480 - Do it  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #953482 - sabatron (08/31/2015) [-]
no
#953473 - alt+0173 08/31/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#953438 - Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell&… 08/31/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#953437 - ITT: Ctrl+V  [+] (33 new replies) 08/31/2015 on FJ Backroom +2
User avatar #953596 - Spacemarine (08/31/2015) [-]
gakkou gurashi
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User avatar #953509 - spensy (08/31/2015) [-]
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User avatar #953481 - craftyatom (08/31/2015) [-]
<h2>August 28th, 2015</h2>
#953476 - sabatron (08/31/2015) [-]
>last copy+paste was my lewd short story i wrote for someone
User avatar #953497 - craftyatom (08/31/2015) [-]
At least post a link to it
User avatar #953503 - sabatron (08/31/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #953868 - craftyatom (08/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #953491 - KevinPutt (08/31/2015) [-]
We're waiting
User avatar #953502 - sabatron (08/31/2015) [-]
kevin nopls
User avatar #953480 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
Do it
User avatar #953482 - sabatron (08/31/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #953470 - waffermelone (08/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #953466 - lip (08/31/2015) [-]
Its blank.
User avatar #953473 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
alt+0173
User avatar #953464 - GodzillaFTW (08/31/2015) [-]
my asians
User avatar #953459 - masterofmuffins (08/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #953483 - dailydosevivian (08/31/2015) [-]
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User avatar #953454 - bugsbob (08/31/2015) [-]
I don't have anything copied.
User avatar #953450 - christchan (08/31/2015) [-]
I'm not getting into a religious debate.
User avatar #953438 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WScript.Sleep 1000
WshShell.SendKeys "/topic You were standing with your girlfriends in the street"
WshShell.SendKeys ("{Enter}")
WScript.Sleep 1000
WshShell.SendKeys "/topic Falling back on forever, I wonder what you came to be…"
WshShell.SendKeys ("{Enter}")
WScript.Sleep 1000
WshShell.SendKeys "/topic I was new in town, the boy with the eager eyes"
WshShell.SendKeys ("{Enter}")
WScript.Sleep 1000
WshShell.SendKeys "/topic I never was a quitter, oblivious to schoolgirls' lies"
WshShell.SendKeys ("{Enter}")
WScript.Sleep 1000
WshShell.SendKeys "/topic When I look back on those neon nights"
WshShell.SendKeys ("{Enter}")
WScript.Sleep 1000
WshShell.SendKeys "/topic The leather seats, the passage rite"
WshShell.SendKeys ("{Enter}")
WScript.Sleep 1000
#1924 - demodded. 08/31/2015 on A mod will reply to your... 0
#1922 - <3 08/31/2015 on A mod will reply to your... 0
#1752 - put admin in  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2015 on A mod will reply to your... 0
#1755 - thetrapkiller (08/31/2015) [-]
fuck yes admin senpai will finally notice me
#1735 - No idea who you are Bans are not discussed publicly, espec…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2015 on A mod will reply to your... 0
#1746 - thetrapkiller (08/31/2015) [-]
WELL WHICH MODERATOR DID!? I have to enter a username.
User avatar #1752 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
put admin in
#1755 - thetrapkiller (08/31/2015) [-]
fuck yes admin senpai will finally notice me
#16 - Get interns; free.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2015 on They do it for free 0
User avatar #17 - admin (08/31/2015) [-]
cheaper just to con silly white kids in massive college debt to work for free
#14 - Seems like notch is just having fun not having to do anything ever  [+] (5 new replies) 08/31/2015 on They do it for free 0
User avatar #19 - admin (08/31/2015) [-]
i remember when reddit worshipped him like a god in 2010 when minecraft alpha just came out

lol

the internet is more fickle than a 13 year old jewish girl from long island
#73 - tarabostes (23 hours ago) [-]
Fickle?
That's a weird fucking word man
#43 - anon (08/31/2015) [-]
just like how funnyjunk worships you like a god

lol
User avatar #32 - digimonracing (08/31/2015) [-]
i know, now digimon racing is the big thing
#60 - rollfourexplain (08/31/2015) [-]
Digimon Racing? Is that something new or something old?
#11 - inb4 all mods live under a bridge  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2015 on They do it for free +1
#72 - tarabostes (23 hours ago) [-]
all mods live under a rock
#7 - But we got free games once! That's something!  [+] (8 new replies) 08/31/2015 on They do it for free 0
#9 - admin (08/31/2015) [-]
#61 - rollfourexplain (08/31/2015) [-]
More money more problems. It's not like being rich makes people automatically like you more. Heck, it makes them expect more from you! It sounds like Notch is feeling hurt from all of it.
#14 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
Seems like notch is just having fun not having to do anything ever
User avatar #19 - admin (08/31/2015) [-]
i remember when reddit worshipped him like a god in 2010 when minecraft alpha just came out

lol

the internet is more fickle than a 13 year old jewish girl from long island
#73 - tarabostes (23 hours ago) [-]
Fickle?
That's a weird fucking word man
#43 - anon (08/31/2015) [-]
just like how funnyjunk worships you like a god

lol
User avatar #32 - digimonracing (08/31/2015) [-]
i know, now digimon racing is the big thing
#60 - rollfourexplain (08/31/2015) [-]
Digimon Racing? Is that something new or something old?
#2 - Dump her 08/31/2015 on couscous's profile 0
#1522 - YOU PASSED THE FIRST TEST TEST 2  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2015 on A mod will reply to your... 0
#1601 - 6(sic)6 (08/31/2015) [-]
I PASSED WITH A 95 DO I WIN
#28 - shhhhh 08/31/2015 on Gym class 0
#26 - admin is work mod is fun  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Gym class 0
#27 - samoaspider (08/30/2015) [-]
says the guy who spends doing site-related shit even on his birthday
User avatar #28 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
shhhhh
#1306 - ye  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2015 on A mod will reply to your... 0
User avatar #1307 - norwegiansnowman (08/30/2015) [-]
thank

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User avatar #5268 - joshlol (03/08/2015) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by posttwo
**joshlol rolled user posttwo **
User avatar #1974 - (07/11/2013) [-]
stickied
bend over
#6993 - jvjpgirl (10 hours ago) [-]
Fried watermelon
User avatar #6996 to #6993 - posttwo (5 hours ago) [-]
Thanks jv
User avatar #6992 - joshlol (18 hours ago) [-]
YOU WILL DIE check the enemy's name in the first clip (keep in mind these are 2300+ rated games)
User avatar #6983 - joshlol (19 hours ago) [-]
[urge to re-subscribe to WoW intensifies]
User avatar #6982 - joshlol (20 hours ago) [-]
14 Immortal Technique - Mistakes
User avatar #6967 - joshlol (20 hours ago) [-]
KGB music video for "Lover Undercover"
User avatar #6953 - mewcubed (08/31/2015) [-]
8)
I couldn't reply anymore.
User avatar #6997 to #6953 - posttwo (5 hours ago) [-]
IM WIDE AWAKE
User avatar #6998 to #6997 - mewcubed (3 hours ago) [-]
I AM NOT
User avatar #7000 to #6999 - mewcubed (3 hours ago) [-]
I JUST NEED TWELVE CUPS OF COFFEE
User avatar #7001 to #7000 - posttwo (3 hours ago) [-]
WITH MILK?
User avatar #7002 to #7001 - mewcubed (3 hours ago) [-]
I HAVE NO MILK, ONLY TEARS
#7003 to #7002 - posttwo (3 hours ago) [-]
Coffee with mewtwo tears coming rihgt up
User avatar #7004 to #7003 - mewcubed (3 hours ago) [-]
Thanks bb you understand me so well
#7005 to #7004 - posttwo (3 hours ago) [-]
I only understand your love for pizza
User avatar #7006 to #7005 - mewcubed (3 hours ago) [-]
Well I love coffee more than pizza so...
#6954 to #6953 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
FJ reply limit sucks; want some pizza?
#6956 to #6955 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
Toppings?
Posttwo on a diet thinking about pizza, bad!
#6968 to #6956 - joshlol (20 hours ago) [-]
CUT YOUR ******* NAILS
#6994 to #6968 - jvjpgirl (10 hours ago) [-]
Josh you stalker
User avatar #6995 to #6994 - joshlol (5 hours ago) [-]
IM NOT
#7007 to #6995 - jvjpgirl (37 minutes ago) [-]
myb, but I am. A bit
myb, but I am. A bit
User avatar #6970 to #6968 - posttwo (20 hours ago) [-]
>>6957, Joshlol, how come you notice my nails but the actual person I was interested in talking to doesn't
Are you a stalker
User avatar #6972 to #6970 - joshlol (20 hours ago) [-]
I'm OCD about fingernails
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - posttwo (20 hours ago) [-]
oh great those dont work on profiles
mewcubed I wanted to summon you without actually doing it
oh well
User avatar #6973 to #6971 - mewcubed (20 hours ago) [-]
Well I don't know about joshlol but maybe because there's ******* pizza in the picture I'm drooling at.
#6975 to #6973 - posttwo (20 hours ago) [-]
It was delicious
I want to order some right now
User avatar #6977 to #6975 - mewcubed (20 hours ago) [-]
Get some for me pls bb
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - posttwo (20 hours ago) [-]
Posttwo pizza benefits don't come so fast!
There's a waiting list and everything
Requirements:
*ability to fund future Posttwo pizza
*conversation while eating pizza
*slow eater
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - mewcubed (20 hours ago) [-]
Welp there goes my hopes and dreams.
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - posttwo (20 hours ago) [-]
All your hopes and dreams revolve around pizza?
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - mewcubed (20 hours ago) [-]
1. Seduce/marry wealthy lesbian
2. Become MILF
3. Pizza
User avatar #6984 to #6981 - posttwo (19 hours ago) [-]
Wealthy lesbians don't exist you silly!
Atleast the pizza dream is doable
User avatar #6985 to #6984 - mewcubed (19 hours ago) [-]
DON'T CRUSH ALL OF MY DREAMS
User avatar #6986 to #6985 - posttwo (19 hours ago) [-]
Get new dreams!
User avatar #6987 to #6986 - mewcubed (19 hours ago) [-]
I WILL NOT
User avatar #6988 to #6987 - posttwo (19 hours ago) [-]
Then consider yourself dream-less
User avatar #6991 to #6988 - mewcubed (19 hours ago) [-]
Goodnight faggot <3
User avatar #6989 to #6988 - mewcubed (19 hours ago) [-]
Too true.
User avatar #6990 to #6989 - posttwo (19 hours ago) [-]
I sleep now
Nini
User avatar #6974 to #6973 - joshlol (20 hours ago) [-]
I dislike pizza
User avatar #6976 to #6974 - mewcubed (20 hours ago) [-]
What the ****
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - posttwo (20 hours ago) [-]
No
User avatar #6957 to #6956 - mewcubed (08/31/2015) [-]
All I need is pepperoni and you bb
Same here RIP
#6958 to #6957 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
What about pineapple? Its pretty good on pizza

165 calories per 100 grams, 70 grams a slice. That pizza is acceptable.
User avatar #6959 to #6958 - mewcubed (08/31/2015) [-]
I like pineapple a lot but not on stuff D:
Until we eat the entire pizza in one sitting
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
But not on stuff is where watermelon goes!
Been there done that, alone - didn't want to waste pizza
User avatar #6961 to #6960 - mewcubed (08/31/2015) [-]
But I like pineapple by itself!!
I've had one pizza last me three days - being broke is SO fun ._.
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
But pineapple and watermelon would take bad together :/
I just ate it all at once, and the next few days top upped myself with bits of watermelon. I want to do it again
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - mewcubed (08/31/2015) [-]
That's why you eat pineapple by itself
Honestly I get lucky if I can eat plain rice every day. Life's been rough man.
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
Then when do I eat watermelon?
6€ can feed you for a week, 4€ bag of chicken tendies + 2€ bag of fries. Lasts 6 days. Posttwo Jew Tips!
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - mewcubed (08/31/2015) [-]
Alternate between watermelon and pineapple, duh.
No seriously I can't buy food. Any. But I'll be working at a Chipotle soon so it's k.
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
But alternating requires planning, and I'm not ready for that sort of commitment
How long is soon?
#6952 - fluttergrey (08/31/2015) [-]
Hey umm, I'm just wondering... how do I get my name to be pink again?
User avatar #6950 to #6948 - joshlol (08/31/2015) [-]
btw did you ever watch kung fury?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg
User avatar #6949 to #6948 - posttwo (08/31/2015) [-]
Mr robot pls
User avatar #6951 to #6949 - joshlol (08/31/2015) [-]
thursday <£
#6946 - fjponythread (08/30/2015) [-]
A stupid conversation crash course I pulled out of thing air 101:
First say hello and go for some ice breaker, most common one is "How are you?"
Try asking how they are, if you can't continue the conversation, try asking different questions like if they done anything interesting today. Just remember not to ask invasive questions right from the start. Respect the privacy of your conversation partner. If that also fails, try to keep the conversation going with a small talk like things you done today or something else (politics, religion, criticizing someone and **** like that is not small talk).
When you don't know how to respond to your conversation partner, give at least some acknowledgement cues or try to ask related questions on the current topic. Also try to follow your partner's lead. If they seem interested, continue, if not then try to change the topic. This can be very hard to detect over the screen, which means you just have to just practice.

And if I'm correct and I think who you are, I'm gonna break the ice by messaging you first
#6941 - joshlol (08/29/2015) [-]
Tell us about your girlfriend posttwo

where did you guys meet?
User avatar #6942 to #6941 - posttwo (08/29/2015) [-]
Imma demod you
block you
remod you
User avatar #6943 to #6942 - joshlol (08/29/2015) [-]
you'll ruin my sign up date on the table then
User avatar #6944 to #6943 - posttwo (08/29/2015) [-]
Yup
so go away and stop trying to make me sad you piece of ****
User avatar #6945 to #6944 - joshlol (08/29/2015) [-]
lol I'm just pasting ******** I read on the chon but if you'd rather I didn't I'll leave you alone for a bit m8y
#6933 - joshlol (08/29/2015) [-]
tfw he's 6'4"
User avatar #6935 to #6934 - joshlol (08/29/2015) [-]
www.imdb.com/name/nm2046855/

what a qt pie

i wish I was him
but less american
User avatar #6936 to #6935 - posttwo (08/29/2015) [-]
hes ugly as **** wtf are you talking about
#6937 to #6936 - joshlol (08/29/2015) [-]
you're entitled to your wrong opinion

he's adorable
User avatar #6938 to #6937 - posttwo (08/29/2015) [-]
Go away
User avatar #6939 to #6938 - joshlol (08/29/2015) [-]
I just wanna be tall man
User avatar #6940 to #6939 - posttwo (08/29/2015) [-]
Go out
#6932 - joshlol (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm reаdy to settle now!

I'm so glаd you wаited until I felt mаture enough!
User avatar #6926 - admin (08/27/2015) [-]
PHP Objects, Patterns, and Practice, 4th Edition.pdf , google it

400+ pages, so hard to understand =/
User avatar #6927 to #6926 - posttwo (08/27/2015) [-]
Books never seem to be able to explain things in understandable ways
User avatar #6928 to #6927 - admin (08/27/2015) [-]
i've found it takes me like 30 times of reading a book or documentation over before i even start to understand it =/

either i'm stupid or this is normal
User avatar #6929 to #6928 - posttwo (08/27/2015) [-]
It takes me going to github and searching for code examples before the documentation makes any sense
User avatar #6930 to #6929 - admin (08/27/2015) [-]
yeah that too

basically it takes me a **** of a long time to understand something new
#6925 - fjponythread (08/27/2015) [-]
Do not resub
Wait for Legion
If you're getting the itch for WoW
nostalrius.org/
Roll a tauren druid
So that we can be tauren druid budds
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFXG086Dn4
#6922 - anikachu (08/27/2015) [-]
no resemblance
User avatar #6923 to #6922 - posttwo (08/27/2015) [-]
A lot of resemblance
User avatar #6924 to #6923 - anikachu (08/27/2015) [-]
what, being adorable?
#6921 - joshlol (08/26/2015) [-]
women are becoming obsolete

the waifu age is upon us
User avatar #6918 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
You're always replying to my comments, even though you know damn well I can't see the reply
User avatar #6920 to #6919 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
is k tho bb
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