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#20 - I dunno, doesn't look like it 22 hours ago on looks like a twa..... +3
#314 - We don't try make smoking a competition, but that **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on best community? +1
User avatar #320 - endodoobiesmoke (01/25/2015) [-]
its a gd game man but you can cheat (dont inhale leave smoke in mouth breathe through your nose then inhale smoke just before its passed) and cabbaged is scottish stoner banter feel free to use it!
#310 - That sounds neato, and I do have an unplayable saxaphone! … 01/24/2015 on best community? +1
#304 - **** , if someone tried that I'd go twice as hard.… 01/24/2015 on best community? +1
#303 - Maaan, what a nark! Haha, I still have my respect for the law,… 01/24/2015 on best community? +1
#49 - Picture 01/24/2015 on Addy's thoughts on trolling... +13
#281 - That wooden smoothness though, I suggest it. Light that bad bo…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/24/2015 on best community? +1
User avatar #313 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
i used to do reverse cones, the further you get down the quicker you get cabbaged. did you ever do the whitey circle (all smokers stand in a circle one takes a puff and holds it in, while passing it to the left, until it comes back losers drop out
User avatar #314 - porridgesque (01/24/2015) [-]
We don't try make smoking a competition, but that shit sounds fun! Also, I like the term "Cabbaged" I'mma use that.
User avatar #320 - endodoobiesmoke (01/25/2015) [-]
its a gd game man but you can cheat (dont inhale leave smoke in mouth breathe through your nose then inhale smoke just before its passed) and cabbaged is scottish stoner banter feel free to use it!
User avatar #308 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
never done the cone thing but i've smoked it through a trumpet mouthpiece!
User avatar #287 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
i like the wooden pipes too, i used a brass one back in my school days (my dad took me to the police with it when i was about 12)
User avatar #293 - alfjnn (01/24/2015) [-]
Awh shit.
Rekt.
User avatar #309 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
sorry wrong user!
User avatar #307 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
never done the cone thing but i've smoked it through a trumpet mouthpiece!
User avatar #310 - porridgesque (01/24/2015) [-]
That sounds neato, and I do have an unplayable saxaphone!

But get this! You get two cone pieces so they look like this: <>, then you pack them, place one in with the other on top of it and draw the lighter through the tiny hole that the ash usually gets sucked through. It's like double trouble!
User avatar #297 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
too right man they started questioning me i said i'd found it at boilers in school grounds, quizzed for bout an hour asked who smokes there (like i'd grass people in) knew my dad told them to scare me/put me in cell (heard of it happening before) so wasn't worried. i got out and i think thats when i gained my lack of respect for the law!
User avatar #304 - porridgesque (01/24/2015) [-]
Shit, if someone tried that I'd go twice as hard. Ever tried inverting a cone piece over another?
User avatar #303 - porridgesque (01/24/2015) [-]
Maaan, what a nark! Haha, I still have my respect for the law, but they aren't gonna stop me having a puff
#241 - Smoking is one of the most relaxing activities I can think of,…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/24/2015 on best community? +1
User avatar #260 - alfjnn (01/24/2015) [-]
Oh yeah. I used this old school bronze/brass pipe originally built for opium.

I call it the COPD or Emphysema pipe. It's horrible. Carcinogens out the ass.
User avatar #281 - porridgesque (01/24/2015) [-]
That wooden smoothness though, I suggest it. Light that bad boy with a match and just recline. Never tried a brass pipe though.
User avatar #313 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
i used to do reverse cones, the further you get down the quicker you get cabbaged. did you ever do the whitey circle (all smokers stand in a circle one takes a puff and holds it in, while passing it to the left, until it comes back losers drop out
User avatar #314 - porridgesque (01/24/2015) [-]
We don't try make smoking a competition, but that shit sounds fun! Also, I like the term "Cabbaged" I'mma use that.
User avatar #320 - endodoobiesmoke (01/25/2015) [-]
its a gd game man but you can cheat (dont inhale leave smoke in mouth breathe through your nose then inhale smoke just before its passed) and cabbaged is scottish stoner banter feel free to use it!
User avatar #308 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
never done the cone thing but i've smoked it through a trumpet mouthpiece!
User avatar #287 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
i like the wooden pipes too, i used a brass one back in my school days (my dad took me to the police with it when i was about 12)
User avatar #293 - alfjnn (01/24/2015) [-]
Awh shit.
Rekt.
User avatar #309 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
sorry wrong user!
User avatar #307 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
never done the cone thing but i've smoked it through a trumpet mouthpiece!
User avatar #310 - porridgesque (01/24/2015) [-]
That sounds neato, and I do have an unplayable saxaphone!

But get this! You get two cone pieces so they look like this: <>, then you pack them, place one in with the other on top of it and draw the lighter through the tiny hole that the ash usually gets sucked through. It's like double trouble!
User avatar #297 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
too right man they started questioning me i said i'd found it at boilers in school grounds, quizzed for bout an hour asked who smokes there (like i'd grass people in) knew my dad told them to scare me/put me in cell (heard of it happening before) so wasn't worried. i got out and i think thats when i gained my lack of respect for the law!
User avatar #304 - porridgesque (01/24/2015) [-]
Shit, if someone tried that I'd go twice as hard. Ever tried inverting a cone piece over another?
User avatar #303 - porridgesque (01/24/2015) [-]
Maaan, what a nark! Haha, I still have my respect for the law, but they aren't gonna stop me having a puff
#238 - Now this conversation made me want to buy another glassy … 01/24/2015 on best community? +2
#225 - Damnright, bong's gotta bubble. Depends on the piece…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/24/2015 on best community? +2
User avatar #239 - alfjnn (01/24/2015) [-]
I usually fill it an inch above the cooling spout. (Or whatever it's called. I'm terrible with terminology)

And yeah. Glass is based bruh. It's the way to go.
User avatar #241 - porridgesque (01/24/2015) [-]
Smoking is one of the most relaxing activities I can think of, terminology isn't anything to split hairs over.

Gotta say though, for a quiet evening every now and then I get a nice wooden pipe. Has a neat charm about it.
User avatar #260 - alfjnn (01/24/2015) [-]
Oh yeah. I used this old school bronze/brass pipe originally built for opium.

I call it the COPD or Emphysema pipe. It's horrible. Carcinogens out the ass.
User avatar #281 - porridgesque (01/24/2015) [-]
That wooden smoothness though, I suggest it. Light that bad boy with a match and just recline. Never tried a brass pipe though.
User avatar #313 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
i used to do reverse cones, the further you get down the quicker you get cabbaged. did you ever do the whitey circle (all smokers stand in a circle one takes a puff and holds it in, while passing it to the left, until it comes back losers drop out
User avatar #314 - porridgesque (01/24/2015) [-]
We don't try make smoking a competition, but that shit sounds fun! Also, I like the term "Cabbaged" I'mma use that.
User avatar #320 - endodoobiesmoke (01/25/2015) [-]
its a gd game man but you can cheat (dont inhale leave smoke in mouth breathe through your nose then inhale smoke just before its passed) and cabbaged is scottish stoner banter feel free to use it!
User avatar #308 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
never done the cone thing but i've smoked it through a trumpet mouthpiece!
User avatar #287 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
i like the wooden pipes too, i used a brass one back in my school days (my dad took me to the police with it when i was about 12)
User avatar #293 - alfjnn (01/24/2015) [-]
Awh shit.
Rekt.
User avatar #309 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
sorry wrong user!
User avatar #307 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
never done the cone thing but i've smoked it through a trumpet mouthpiece!
User avatar #310 - porridgesque (01/24/2015) [-]
That sounds neato, and I do have an unplayable saxaphone!

But get this! You get two cone pieces so they look like this: <>, then you pack them, place one in with the other on top of it and draw the lighter through the tiny hole that the ash usually gets sucked through. It's like double trouble!
User avatar #297 - endodoobiesmoke (01/24/2015) [-]
too right man they started questioning me i said i'd found it at boilers in school grounds, quizzed for bout an hour asked who smokes there (like i'd grass people in) knew my dad told them to scare me/put me in cell (heard of it happening before) so wasn't worried. i got out and i think thats when i gained my lack of respect for the law!
User avatar #304 - porridgesque (01/24/2015) [-]
Shit, if someone tried that I'd go twice as hard. Ever tried inverting a cone piece over another?
User avatar #303 - porridgesque (01/24/2015) [-]
Maaan, what a nark! Haha, I still have my respect for the law, but they aren't gonna stop me having a puff

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User avatar #38 - porridgesque (10/29/2014) [-]
I have no ******* friends here.
User avatar #35 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #36 to #35 - porridgesque (06/20/2014) [-]
You have some powerful dedication. I bet you're good at tasks that require dedication.
User avatar #37 to #36 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
depends on the task, I was never one for studying. Though, I'm a damn good worker at a library
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User avatar #11 to #12 - porridgesque (05/04/2012) [-]
What did I do? D:

Whatever it was, I probably didn't!
User avatar #5 - zombiekillermike (12/19/2011) [-]
-kisses- no homo sorry bro
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#1 - hundredninjas (03/12/2011) [-]
the ten that thumbed me down didn't have ad blocker :P  
  
so worth it
the ten that thumbed me down didn't have ad blocker :P

so worth it
#2 to #1 - porridgesque (03/12/2011) [-]
Here I am, thankful for Firefoxes automatic pop-up blocking system.  
  
You sir, are a dandy of trolololol.
Here I am, thankful for Firefoxes automatic pop-up blocking system.

You sir, are a dandy of trolololol.
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