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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/22/2011
Last Login:8/24/2016
Location:Nebraska
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#96 - Everybody has flaws man. And most people try and hide them. … 10/07/2015 on She lost 200 lbs (90 kg) 0
#94 - Good one liner. But in all seriousness, most people don't loo…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2015 on She lost 200 lbs (90 kg) 0
#95 - kiaserzerg (10/07/2015) [-]
actually, if you dont date a lazy fat ass in the first place, most people will actually look as good as they present themself. i dont see fit people doing everything they can to crop their pictures.
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#96 - poriasis (10/07/2015) [-]
Everybody has flaws man. And most people try and hide them. But if you're honest and open about them, you find someone who thinks you're sexy for you. People who crop their pictures are trying to hide who they really are because they are afraid of people like you who will berate them for their appearance, not be concerned for them because of their health. But obviously we're not talking about a lazy fat ass as this woman worked hard to get where she is. She used to be fat and probably lazy but she took control of her health. And there's a sexiness to that. When you can look past straight up appearances and find the qualities about someone that makes them sexy, you won't be disappointed or heartbroken when you find out what kind of person you have been going after. You can try and be funny about it all you want but when it comes down to it there's a lot of qualities that keep you with a person. Although initial attraction is important, it only goes so far. So if you need to talk to someone about dating issues you might have, I'm here to listen friend.
#44 - This happened to my girlfriend after she lost 100 pounds. It …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/06/2015 on She lost 200 lbs (90 kg) +4
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#52 - kiaserzerg (10/06/2015) [-]
yea, nothing sexier than something that looks like an 70 year old woman.
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#94 - poriasis (10/07/2015) [-]
Good one liner. But in all seriousness, most people don't look nearly as good as they present themselves. The trick to being in a good and healthy relationship (whether that's a long term relationship or just some bow chicka wow wow) is to find that sexiness about your partner, including their flaws. Even "perfect" model women are photo shopped and dolled up. If you want to know what a real woman, one that you and I could actually have sex with, looks like you got it right there. Or you can fantasize about hot women on the internet, which often leads to emotional and relationship issues. Or maybe not, I don't really know you so I couldn't say for sure.
#95 - kiaserzerg (10/07/2015) [-]
actually, if you dont date a lazy fat ass in the first place, most people will actually look as good as they present themself. i dont see fit people doing everything they can to crop their pictures.
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#96 - poriasis (10/07/2015) [-]
Everybody has flaws man. And most people try and hide them. But if you're honest and open about them, you find someone who thinks you're sexy for you. People who crop their pictures are trying to hide who they really are because they are afraid of people like you who will berate them for their appearance, not be concerned for them because of their health. But obviously we're not talking about a lazy fat ass as this woman worked hard to get where she is. She used to be fat and probably lazy but she took control of her health. And there's a sexiness to that. When you can look past straight up appearances and find the qualities about someone that makes them sexy, you won't be disappointed or heartbroken when you find out what kind of person you have been going after. You can try and be funny about it all you want but when it comes down to it there's a lot of qualities that keep you with a person. Although initial attraction is important, it only goes so far. So if you need to talk to someone about dating issues you might have, I'm here to listen friend.
#4 - This is what happens to me after I eat hot wings 02/10/2015 on Jet fuel can't do it but... +7
#13 - How the heck did a dog post this to the internet? 11/17/2014 on Gargoyle 0
#9 - You may not understand it because you may not have gotten out … 05/20/2014 on Tolkein 0
#105 - Not all introverts are the same because introverts are differe… 08/26/2013 on Other Introverts Will Know... 0
#14 - You're not introverted you're just being a little bitch. Intr…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Other Introverts Will Know... +84
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#75 - tristanmaniac (08/25/2013) [-]
thank you, it always annoyed me when people said that. it's almost as annoying as people whining about being an insomniac when all they do is stay up all night. i have the dark circles under my eyes to prove it eyes like gaara
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#65 - commontroll (08/25/2013) [-]
As a social introvert, I can indeed confirm this. I gain energy from my alone time (or from being in small groups of people) and get extra happy when I'm hanging out with people.
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#44 - desuforeverlulz (08/25/2013) [-]
Introversion also fuels avoidant tendencies, so a lot of times AvPD and introversion will go hand in hand. We can't all be perfectly sane like you.
#42 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
It's an over-the-top joke that's meant to make you laugh.
Don't be so angry.
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#38 - zakaizer (08/25/2013) [-]
What if we're an introverted little bitch?

Or I just hate socialising...
#34 - PedoBearsAcomin (08/25/2013) [-]
I agree, difference between being an introvert and socially awkward
#25 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
But there are levels of introversion, too. I am an extreme introvert, and it's easy to tell the difference between my less introverted friend and myself.
#17 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
You can be an introvert and socially retarded, sir.
#16 - asasqw (08/25/2013) [-]
You think people will ever stop joking about us? Just ask the obsessive compulsive guys.
#15 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
so all introverts are the same you say?
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#105 - poriasis (08/26/2013) [-]
Not all introverts are the same because introverts are different people. But introversion is relatively the same (though there is a spectrum certainly) because it is a descriptor. A person who hides from guests isn't an introvert but an introvert can certainly hide from guests.
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#19 - vicsix (08/25/2013) [-]
If they are labeling themselves as such, yes.
#48 - Oh yeah bad luck that the extracted, altered remains of ancien… 06/30/2013 on The World has Changed +4
#6 - Dang that one made a beeline straight into him! 06/15/2013 on Such Majestic Creatures 0