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poptartfruits

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Date Signed Up:10/30/2011
Last Login:1/25/2015
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Content Thumbs: 4983 total,  5662 ,  679
Comment Thumbs: 61 total,  75 ,  14
Content Level Progress: 84% (84/100)
Level 149 Content: Faptastic → Level 150 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level 11 Comments: New Here → Level 12 Comments: New Here
Subscribers:0
Content Views:247612
Times Content Favorited:490 times
Total Comments Made:24
FJ Points:5045
Favorite Tags: non (2)

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    Always win! Always win!
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    ugh! ugh!
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    Sure we will..... Sure we will.....
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    Sad Keanu Sad Keanu
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    why... why...
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    asked for it... asked for it...
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    yo bitch yo bitch
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    The Lovely Dead Polina The Lovely Dead Polina
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latest user's comments

#141 - Vegan Gangbang.... 07/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#1807 - There you go  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... +6
#2626 - xredstar (06/01/2014) [-]
Dayum gurl where dey make u at!?

Picture semi related
#1847 - anon (06/01/2014) [-]
#383 - Riverdale, Georgia unfortunately. Username included please 07/05/2013 on Map 0
#134 - Comment deleted 06/30/2013 on epicl rollllll -1
#73 - heres a fact for those who arent aware of this... alcohol …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Drinking Game +21
User avatar #149 - dkiscoo (04/29/2013) [-]
Ill just leave this here

www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-do es-cure-a-hangover.html
#140 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
holy shit, i guess you 15 year olds didnt know alcohol dehydrates you and that if you drink a couple liters of water prior to going to sleep after a heavy night, you wont even feel so bad the next morning.
#134 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Tips for drinking if you don't wanna feel like shit the next day:
1. Don't do heavy drinking on an empty stomach
2. If you're already fucked up, steer clear of the liquor - otherwise, go nuts
3. Before you go to sleep, if possible, drink a bunch of water, or a gatorade or something similar so you aren't so dehydrated.
4. (optional) Go puke before you go to bed, it sucks, but it gets rid of all the alcohol that hasn't digested yet, and you'll sober up a bit quicker.
5. When you wake up, eat some fuckin food and drink some water, unless you still think you're gonna puke, in which case, go puke, then eat

Feel free to add to this list.
User avatar #105 - dyllygaf (04/29/2013) [-]
If you have a small glass of juice in between each drink you finish it will help keep you hydrated throughout the night and drastically reduce the effects of a hang over the next morning :)
User avatar #78 - wedgehead (04/29/2013) [-]
- go home drunk
- drink some glasses of water
- no hangover
- ???
- profit
#101 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
nope no profit. nobody is going to pay you to not get a hangover and with that said that means absolutely no profit for you
User avatar #162 - ilovehitler (04/29/2013) [-]
>get people who are new to drinking extremely drunk, make them feel like shit next morning
>do this everyday
>sell 'cure' to them
>profit

Saying there's no way to profit off of something just means you haven't thought it through enough.
User avatar #96 - larski (04/29/2013) [-]
I usually take a bottle of water right next to my bed after I've been drinking and everytime I wake up I take a good sip. Definitely helps to prevent, or at least ease, the upcoming hangover.
#155 - Comment deleted 04/29/2013 on Tumblr vs vegans 0
#201 - Looks like I've got a bathroom buddy 04/29/2013 on Take a seat +1
#2 - Picture 04/28/2013 on Hello 0
#2 - Picture 04/28/2013 on k 0
#1 - there ya go. 04/28/2013 on Infomercial: The Game +2
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