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#72 - I seem to remember it was more like *cough* *cough* slut 07/08/2014 on Oldie but a goodie 0
#915 - OH GOD A WALL 07/08/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
#35 - That was so predictable it hurts... 07/06/2014 on Old butt gold. 0
#71 - Oh yeah it sounds like a heroic sacrifice until the radiation … 07/06/2014 on live brutal +2
#5892 - **popkornking rolls 4,704** 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#22 - KCl is ******* sea salt m80, it only increases yo… 07/05/2014 on Solid advice 0
#11 - I guarantee that originated on one of those tin-foil hat nut j…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Solid advice +15
#18 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
I put potassium chloride on my french fries. My doctor says my pot-cl fry consumption has more than doubled my risk of heart failure
User avatar #22 - popkornking (07/05/2014) [-]
KCl is fucking sea salt m80, it only increases your risk of heart failure because it increases your blood pressure, just like regular salt.
#127 - No I'm pretty sure there's no intentional irony here, the guy'…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on How to steak. 0
#155 - penileburglar (07/04/2014) [-]
There's definitely intentional irony here. The language being used is an obvious satire of other similar 'compilations.'

Lines like 'Using steak sauce is a crime against humanity and you should be treated as a terrorist' should *really* have cued you in to the fact that this was done in humor.
#126 - Apparently "Manly Man" is the new term for "Mid… 07/04/2014 on How to steak. 0
#95 - This is the best ******* thing I've ever read …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Wrath activated +2
User avatar #100 - usernameerror (07/04/2014) [-]
I didn't think I'd have to post the greentext post for people to think of what I was talking about, but instead think I'm trying to be original.

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User avatar #16 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
Jim was a full grown cucumber. He found himself on a ship sailing to America. His skin was green and he didnt feel so good, but that might have been because he was a cucumber. Suddenly the kaptain entered the kitchen - that's were jim lived - "Give me two of your best cucumbers" the kaptain demanded. "For research purpose". The kaptain then proceeded to stick Jim in his bum.
User avatar #17 to #16 - popkornking (06/27/2014) [-]
So that's how pickles are made...
User avatar #14 - PopcornViking (03/21/2014) [-]
you didnt even spell popcorn right
User avatar #15 to #14 - popkornking (03/21/2014) [-]
Spelling is hard
User avatar #13 - PopcornViking (03/21/2014) [-]
who do you think you are
User avatar #6 - studbeefpile (09/23/2013) [-]
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#7 to #6 - popkornking (09/23/2013) [-]
wat
wat
User avatar #8 to #7 - studbeefpile (09/23/2013) [-]
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#9 to #8 - popkornking (09/24/2013) [-]
Oh god no
Oh god no
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User avatar #1 - trollins (09/27/2012) [-]
ey ***** I live just 3 hours away from you.
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