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popcornqueen

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Gender: female
Steam Profile: popcornqueen
Consoles Owned: xbox360
Video Games Played: portal, silent hill
Interests: opera, various fandoms, candy
Date Signed Up:4/14/2011
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:Southern California
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Level 85 Content: Srs Business → Level 86 Content: Srs Business
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Content Views:66853
Times Content Favorited:28 times
Total Comments Made:1164
FJ Points:2434
Favorite Tags: funny (2)

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    The censors didn't catch this The censors didn't catch this
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#142 - My grandad just said "Well, we love you anyway." 05/01/2015 on Black Market 0
#183223 - I'm 21, she's 26. If it were just a matter of not liking the s… 05/01/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#183218 - So my sister wants us to be closer (nonsexually, dudes) but we…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#183219 - Ken M (05/01/2015) [-]
How old are you and your sister? If its a big age gap, its pretty comment not to be that close with your sibling. It's harder to relate with someone whose 5 years older or younger than you, but not impossible.
User avatar #183223 - popcornqueen (05/01/2015) [-]
I'm 21, she's 26. If it were just a matter of not liking the same things, I wouldn't be as concerned. The real issue is communication. Last week, I asked her if she took my last ice cream sandwich, even though I only offered the second last, and she cried in bed because she thought I was telling her she was eating too much junk food. She says she tries to meet me half-way, but I do too and neither of us even recognize it because we communicate in such different ways.
#57 - Woah, I just had a thought about that gif. What if the kid is … 04/27/2015 on prank +1
#56 - Sorry, dude. Went to sleep and just woke up. So, I met up wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on prank +1
User avatar #106 - ineedtotakeapiss (04/28/2015) [-]
sp00ky. I've always wanted to see an apparition.
#81 - FYI, Thailand is not just naturally full of trans people. Thai… 04/27/2015 on Picking up girl in Thailand +1
#25 - Once I was convinced I saw a ghost and I skedaddled in a heart…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/27/2015 on prank +2
User avatar #45 - ineedtotakeapiss (04/27/2015) [-]
Story time?
User avatar #47 - viscerys (04/27/2015) [-]
Apparently not.
User avatar #48 - ineedtotakeapiss (04/27/2015) [-]
There's still hope.
#49 - viscerys (04/27/2015) [-]
Holdin' out for a hero till the mornin' light...
User avatar #57 - popcornqueen (04/27/2015) [-]
Woah, I just had a thought about that gif. What if the kid is doing that because he sees other people with face paint and wants to support his team like that?
User avatar #56 - popcornqueen (04/27/2015) [-]
Sorry, dude. Went to sleep and just woke up. So, I met up with my friend Allan for breakfast. Some of his own friends were visiting from out of town and were leaving the next day. they planned to go to the Queen Mary (famous haunted ship in our harbor) and they let me tag along, last minute. We explored for a while and Allan and I got separated at some point from them. We decided to check out some "behind the scene" areas (parts of the ship blocked off for employees) and had a nice discussion of what we would do if we got the whole city to LARP. We got to a ballroom, rented for fancy parties and empty but for a few cleaning people who thankfully didn't give a fuck we were there. We checked out a large door, open slightly, with no light inside it. We casually walked inside and with the ballroom light we could see a large room with everything was painted black and huge pipes on the walls and ceiling. I was just about to say that this would be where we would expect a boss fight (I found out later he was about to say the same thing), but I looked up and saw a figure standing on a balcony. A little girl in an outfit like you see in old immigration photos, looking right at us. We hadn't made any noise coming in and were there for 2 seconds, most, and I immediately thought there was no way this was a human who noticed us. I literally NOPED. I turned and ran back through the ballroom, grabbing Allan's hand as I went past him and dragging him with me. Seconds later and a few hundred feet away, I asked if he saw that and he said "Holy shit, yeah!" We both laughed about it, but went straight back to Allan's friends, avoiding the out-of-bounds areas for the rest of the day.
User avatar #106 - ineedtotakeapiss (04/28/2015) [-]
sp00ky. I've always wanted to see an apparition.
#181728 - **** , I don't have a dick. Should I get one first?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #181733 - joshualegitsky (04/17/2015) [-]
Okay, your going to have to listen to me very well. First, go buy a strap on. Not go sexual crap just wear it. Second, name it. Third, forget steps one and two. Four, don't do things that are odd numbers. Fifth, your probably confused on what to name now. Sixth, it is the but pimples. Seventh, don't do not do what you think is the actual fake answer. Eighth, its opposite day. Ninth, just take a hot shower it should just go.
#181433 - How do i get rid of ass pimples?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #181483 - nonbenderinlife (04/15/2015) [-]
Apply antibiotic cream on them or something turmeric paste also helps a lot
User avatar #181447 - confusedasian (04/15/2015) [-]
Jump off your bed and land ass first on the ground. Should pop a few.
User avatar #181442 - joshualegitsky (04/15/2015) [-]
First loose the dick pimples
User avatar #181728 - popcornqueen (04/17/2015) [-]
Shit, I don't have a dick. Should I get one first?
User avatar #181733 - joshualegitsky (04/17/2015) [-]
Okay, your going to have to listen to me very well. First, go buy a strap on. Not go sexual crap just wear it. Second, name it. Third, forget steps one and two. Four, don't do things that are odd numbers. Fifth, your probably confused on what to name now. Sixth, it is the but pimples. Seventh, don't do not do what you think is the actual fake answer. Eighth, its opposite day. Ninth, just take a hot shower it should just go.
#71 - Never before have I been above average! Yay! 04/06/2015 on Take the Test: Are You a... 0

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User avatar #18 to #17 - popcornqueen (03/25/2015) [-]
Daw! Thank you!
User avatar #16 - ritzyhellcat (01/07/2015) [-]
top notch humanity in the trans post today. thank you
User avatar #12 - popcornking (11/10/2014) [-]
what the **** i had no idea you existed
User avatar #13 to #12 - popcornqueen (11/10/2014) [-]
Yep, been here for years. You're a new user? How did you find FJ, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #14 to #13 - popcornking (11/10/2014) [-]
i made a second account for *********** , i've been here for years too
User avatar #15 to #14 - popcornqueen (11/10/2014) [-]
Nice. I admire your dedication to providing entertainment to our FJ family.
User avatar #9 - dndxplain ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
you have to be better than copporn queen.
User avatar #10 to #9 - popcornqueen (10/10/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to that.
#11 to #10 - dndxplain ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
nor do I know how to appropriately respond to this...
take this and be gone with ye
User avatar #7 - revengeforfreeze (01/15/2014) [-]
Today I sworn that I wouldn't mourn ya, clouds o-ver-ca-li-fornia

If that's the way it's gonna be then I'll ******* go alone

I'm a saint in the sinners eyes, curse the clouds over california, this is the call to obey

let the chaos REEEEEEEEEIGN
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#5 - classygentleman (10/14/2013) [-]
Your a 			*******		 faggot.
Your a ******* faggot.
User avatar #8 to #5 - scizzor (01/27/2014) [-]
You're*
#1 - yerREALdad (05/26/2011) [-]
I still have one of the videos of when you was just a babe e.
I still have one of the videos of when you was just a babe e.
User avatar #2 to #1 - popcornqueen (05/27/2011) [-]
I just wasn't the same after the accident. Glad you still remember.
#3 to #2 - yerREALdad (05/28/2011) [-]
Accident, what accident?!?! OMG, are your boobs O.K. ?
User avatar #4 to #3 - popcornqueen (05/31/2011) [-]
Of course! You think I'd let anything happen to them? They saved my life once.
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