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#21 - look who's there another american neckbearded keyboardwarrior …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Math city -18
User avatar #79 - stanleys (09/14/2013) [-]
Where in the unholy fuck did you see anything about the imperial system being better than the metric system?
#26 - dedaluminus (09/14/2013) [-]
Oh, and it's more of a "sea-captain" beard, and I prefer the bowler to the fedora any day.
#73 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
#75 - dedaluminus (09/14/2013) [-]
Yep that's me
User avatar #25 - dedaluminus (09/14/2013) [-]
Look who's there, another butthurt newfag who can't take a joke. The metric system is better, but the imperial system really isn't that hard and still has dominion over the best thing in the universe-alcohol. When's the last time you ordered a liter of beer? No, you order a pint. A shot is an ounce, nobody orders 50ml of vodka.

And I put "tits" on all my content, which, I might add, is all OC. And funny stuff is the point of funnyjunk.
User avatar #97 - bannon (09/14/2013) [-]
Metric-fag here.

It really depends on where you are getting the alcohol on the measurement scale that is used. Here in Ireland, we use pints for ordering. . . well, pints. But the version of a shot here is different to other places. I think, if I remember correctly, a shot in the UK is about half of what is ordered here. Either that, or the barman was merely trying to pull a fast one and prevent me from drinking.

As for spirits, I generally use the term litre when referring to any amount that is a litre. Other terms used include naggin and shoulder but they're generally just Irish names for them.

With regards to the relative ease of use, the metric system generally follows the rule of 10 which is why it can be regarded as easier. For instance, 14 pounds to a stone. Arbitrary numbers if you ask me. Compared to 1000 grammes to 1 kg.

So in conclusion....... alcohol should not be used to win arguments. . . nor create them. I'm off for 500ml of beer!
#53 - luigiyoshi (09/14/2013) [-]
I know it's hard to imagine, but Germany orders shots in ml, beer in ,5 liters, bottles the same way, etc. Also their comma is the same as a period as far as measurements. I'm sure other places in the world do the same.
#22 - manucow (09/14/2013) [-]
I assume dedaluminus was just kidding and that you need to calm your tits

Just because he answered your question and made a penis length joke, doesn't mean he is
1) American
2) A neckbeard
3) A keyboardwarrior
4) The owner of a small penis, hell since you act like that maybe yours IS one inch.

Why don't you gas the jews you stupid nazi. (and before you flip out again, this is once again, a rather tasteless joke)
#12 - ******* americans and their imperial system .... as a g…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Math city +14
#90 - anonymous (09/14/2013) [-]
we learn both imperial and metric, step it the fuck up.
User avatar #88 - validandclear (09/14/2013) [-]
neither do we.
User avatar #77 - captnnorway (09/14/2013) [-]
It really isn't hard to learn the imperial system as a secondary system. I prefer the metric over imperial, but it is practical to know both until america get's it shit together and use metric.
#64 - anonymous (09/14/2013) [-]
Wot. But i'm in britain and we use metric and i know exactly what an inch and a gallon is.
#24 - redtooth (09/14/2013) [-]
I've read that it would cost Americans way more money than they have to convert the country to metric system efficiently. The imperial system is outdated and stupid, but for America it is inevitable.

Also, why are you getting mad about penis jokes? There's no reason to react to them unless your penis really is one inch...

disclaimer: I'm a European, not an American
#65 - jmasters (09/14/2013) [-]
#100 - redtooth (09/14/2013) [-]
Fuck you on the grounds of fuck you
User avatar #20 - dedaluminus (09/14/2013) [-]
An inch is about as long as your penis, and a liter is about the same as a quart, which is a fourth of a gallon.
#21 - poopygoldfart (09/14/2013) [-]
look who's there another american neckbearded keyboardwarrior who he believes that using a system which uses unlogical steps from one measurement to another is better than something more popular and logical ... and to your penis comment... buddy you dont have to project your problems to other people ... and when I see that your favourite tags are ... tits and funny shit ... well I guess you must be pretty kickass yourself and a real ladiesman ....
User avatar #79 - stanleys (09/14/2013) [-]
Where in the unholy fuck did you see anything about the imperial system being better than the metric system?
#26 - dedaluminus (09/14/2013) [-]
Oh, and it's more of a "sea-captain" beard, and I prefer the bowler to the fedora any day.
#73 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
#75 - dedaluminus (09/14/2013) [-]
Yep that's me
User avatar #25 - dedaluminus (09/14/2013) [-]
Look who's there, another butthurt newfag who can't take a joke. The metric system is better, but the imperial system really isn't that hard and still has dominion over the best thing in the universe-alcohol. When's the last time you ordered a liter of beer? No, you order a pint. A shot is an ounce, nobody orders 50ml of vodka.

And I put "tits" on all my content, which, I might add, is all OC. And funny stuff is the point of funnyjunk.
User avatar #97 - bannon (09/14/2013) [-]
Metric-fag here.

It really depends on where you are getting the alcohol on the measurement scale that is used. Here in Ireland, we use pints for ordering. . . well, pints. But the version of a shot here is different to other places. I think, if I remember correctly, a shot in the UK is about half of what is ordered here. Either that, or the barman was merely trying to pull a fast one and prevent me from drinking.

As for spirits, I generally use the term litre when referring to any amount that is a litre. Other terms used include naggin and shoulder but they're generally just Irish names for them.

With regards to the relative ease of use, the metric system generally follows the rule of 10 which is why it can be regarded as easier. For instance, 14 pounds to a stone. Arbitrary numbers if you ask me. Compared to 1000 grammes to 1 kg.

So in conclusion....... alcohol should not be used to win arguments. . . nor create them. I'm off for 500ml of beer!
#53 - luigiyoshi (09/14/2013) [-]
I know it's hard to imagine, but Germany orders shots in ml, beer in ,5 liters, bottles the same way, etc. Also their comma is the same as a period as far as measurements. I'm sure other places in the world do the same.
#22 - manucow (09/14/2013) [-]
I assume dedaluminus was just kidding and that you need to calm your tits

Just because he answered your question and made a penis length joke, doesn't mean he is
1) American
2) A neckbeard
3) A keyboardwarrior
4) The owner of a small penis, hell since you act like that maybe yours IS one inch.

Why don't you gas the jews you stupid nazi. (and before you flip out again, this is once again, a rather tasteless joke)
#170 - mfw I come online the next morning and see all the thumbs 08/27/2013 on on october 12th 0
#40 - Anyone ?  [+] (14 new replies) 08/26/2013 on on october 12th +91
#170 - poopygoldfart (08/27/2013) [-]
mfw I come online the next morning and see all the thumbs
#142 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
September 17
User avatar #74 - finblob (08/26/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #76 - Kaii (08/26/2013) [-]
World War Z
User avatar #77 - finblob (08/26/2013) [-]
Oh, I went to Glasgow and saw them film it!

Thanks
#120 - shittyrone (08/26/2013) [-]
i stay in Glasgow and i tried to get on the set when i was wasted
User avatar #144 - finblob (08/26/2013) [-]
I went there to see my friend while she was in hospital and we all went to the set and it was made to look exactly like New York.
User avatar #72 - hates (08/26/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly
User avatar #66 - mrradical (08/26/2013) [-]
that one guy on the right who runs directly into a wall
User avatar #135 - whenallelsefails (08/26/2013) [-]
Oh wow, thanks for pointing that out, I actually laughed
#97 - xaal (08/26/2013) [-]
He just flops! hahahah
#96 - xaal (08/26/2013) [-]
OMG IM DYING!
User avatar #117 - moevleboevle (08/26/2013) [-]
no he did
#73 - rubydude (08/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 - spoonhero (08/13/2013) [-]
How many times can you use this overused picture?
#120 - I know that feel bro ... always thought more weight brings mor… 07/18/2013 on Chest day 0
#33 - I prefer my version  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Want +13
#40 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
NIGGER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
#43 - satansatan (07/02/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
User avatar #45 - xenoquack (07/02/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHHA!!

IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE IT'S RACIST!
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#109 - Did nobody realize the guy in the Background totally looks lik… 06/22/2013 on Feels 0
#57 - I guess you could say he's got .... his first colored fan ... YEAAAAH 06/21/2013 on Fan 0
#7 - Damn Bitch you're one lazy as pussy ! 06/16/2013 on cat +1
#18 - Omg I know the place where the guy lays in the fishing net 06/16/2013 on Mother of beds 0
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on This is in a school book. +2
#44 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
what year it is?.jpg
#12 - MS-Paint Skills = off the charts ... I'm to lazy for photoshop ... 06/06/2013 on JENGA +6
#52 - Picture 06/06/2013 on Glossy technology +4
#8 - That was too easy ...  [+] (7 new replies) 06/06/2013 on JENGA +136
#66 - walkingdisaster (06/07/2013) [-]
Better take the easy, unoriginal option instead of actually having to think up a joke yourself for once.
#51 - squidwardsuckseggs (06/06/2013) [-]
#32 - kingrui (06/06/2013) [-]
#25 - edforce (06/06/2013) [-]
How about you leave that stuff to the pros there sport...
User avatar #115 - chrisplushado (06/07/2013) [-]
Well, of all things, can it be really?, yes, no, ho hi, oh my eye, my mind may be wandering, but I confess, I believe is none other than KFC. (it's funnier if you know the song)
#11 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
did... did you use MSpaint?

because if this was with photoshop... you really need to look at some tutorials.
#12 - poopygoldfart (06/06/2013) [-]
MS-Paint Skills = off the charts ... I'm to lazy for photoshop ...
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#14 - wow ... that stuff was the first thing I bookmarked on fj.. th… 06/04/2013 on Questions 0
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#12 - the way she cleans off her lips ....  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Chris Hadfield readjusting +20
User avatar #42 - certifiedidiot (05/15/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SEOguApssc

When ever I see that gif that song comes to mind for some reason..
#13 - and pussy :'( 05/14/2013 on B727 -2
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