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poopygoldfart

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Date Signed Up:9/07/2012
Last Login:3/03/2015
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Comment Ranking:#14725
Highest Content Rank:#6368
Highest Comment Rank:#4113
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Level 39 Content: Peasant → Level 40 Content: Sammich eater
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Total Comments Made:93
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#835 - Actually a lot of people tell me I look like Ryan gosling but …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on Sunday = Make friends day 0
User avatar #1516 - xxxcheeta (02/09/2015) [-]
Yea - I'd say Dabid Beckham too over Ryan.
#737 - 2) no vocaroo sorry 3) gym, video games, party 4) …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Sunday = Make friends day +3
#802 - paludan (02/08/2015) [-]
Sup David Beckham
#835 - poopygoldfart (02/08/2015) [-]
Actually a lot of people tell me I look like Ryan gosling but beckham is nice too
User avatar #1516 - xxxcheeta (02/09/2015) [-]
Yea - I'd say Dabid Beckham too over Ryan.
#63 - He definitely was channing all over her Tatum ... 02/08/2015 on Channing Tatum +5
#98 - Picture  [+] (29 new replies) 02/12/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 1... 0
#127 - LordoftheBacon (02/12/2014) [-]
**LordoftheBacon rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Cone of Shame ** Yes I am.
User avatar #138 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Hey, that's my cat Roxie.
User avatar #176 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Or you could ya know just get a new cat...make the old one just *disappear wink wink* little bit of antifreeze and a microwave.
User avatar #177 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
I think my brother would notice if there's a different cat in the house... maybe not actually, she spends a lot more time with me than him.
User avatar #178 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Well then looks like we have a game plan. K what kinda new kitty do you want? I got what you need.
User avatar #179 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
A little bigger, with a long snout. One that wags it's tail when it's happy and goes to the bathroom outside. Soooo... a dog. Yeah, a dog.
#180 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Best I could do on such short notice. Gonna be 50$ for 1 or 60$ for the pair.
#181 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Are you sure you don't have something more.... I don't know... Puffy?
#182 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Ok just got off the phone with my specilty import guy and its gonna cost an arm and a leg but I think I can sneak you one in.
#183 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Sweet
User avatar #184 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Just need your First,middle,last name social security number, credit card number, home address, phone number and FJ account password. And delivery will be withing 1 and 9001 business days.
User avatar #185 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Do you take FunnyJunk points?
User avatar #186 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Depends if this is a RL transaction. Ironicall I have 18 chickens in back yard at the moment. 3 of them are those fluffy chickens the others are all laying hens.
#140 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Here is a picture of my dog rei. We even?
User avatar #141 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
It's just a weird coincidence you rolled her, and I happen to be looking through the comments.
User avatar #142 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Uh...hu....well....so whats up?
User avatar #147 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Nothing, I suppose. What's up with you?
User avatar #148 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Nothing just fucking around...trying to potty train my pup since she feels the need to piss on everything I own atleast once.
User avatar #153 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Well, she looks like she's just a baby. It'll take time. Or maybe she's breaking in her new house? What breed is she? She looks like a black lab.
User avatar #154 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
mini pincher and boston terrier I think..a mutt but still a cute little thang
User avatar #164 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Ah, so she's a small/medium dog. Mutts make the best pets.
User avatar #166 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
She is gonna be like 10 inches tall at the max and skinny as hell. I love it she is adorable. I miss having a cat though.
User avatar #168 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Nah, cats are evil... and bipolar. I've had 2 before who were nice, but most others are mean. My arm just got mauled by my brothers cat, Roxie. She takes playing too far.
User avatar #170 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Spank her. I used to have a cat name lunchbox. Let me tell you bit about her before hand. This is the meanest cat I have ever seen, I honestly think sabertooth tigers would of been nicer then this cat. Also she had a crooked ass tail it was like a zig zag. This cat was pure fucking evil she would go from 0 to Im gonna attack your face for fun in a second. Now the story. Im sitting on my couch and lunch is chiling being all nice for once. It unsetteled me...I attempt to pet her she lets me even purs a bit. FF 3 seconds BAM I shit you not this cat pounced on my face and left me with 12 stiches. Needless to say I diddnt look for her when she snuck outside.
User avatar #171 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Wow. Yeah, see? Bipolar. lol. The thing with my brothers cat is she never learned her scratches hurt. She didn't grow up with a mom or a litter, he found her in a box alone. My brother never taught her how to play correctly, or disciplines her. I kinda don't want to disciplines someone else's cat.
User avatar #172 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
You spank her (lightly) Or You declaw her...or you can get the rubber nails they put on there nails. My mom had a cat with pink nails hue.
User avatar #173 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
My brother wouldn't spend money to declaw her. Also she goes outside, so she needs them. What he does is gets them filed down every time he takes her to a vet. But they grow back FAST. I've never heard of rubber nails. I just googled them. Looks like a good idea.
User avatar #174 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Your best bet kinda spendy though but great for the long run. Also squirt her with a water bottle that might help.
User avatar #175 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah we always used a water bottle. Especially when my old cats used to yowl at 5am outside the bedroon door for food. I'll try that for a bit. See if she learns her lesson.
#83 - I guess this solves the question of "magic" ...stop …  [+] (31 new replies) 02/12/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 1... +1
User avatar #86 - LordoftheBacon (02/12/2014) [-]
Hate to burst your bubble solving the magicians trick. Magic is entertainment. Its 90% perspective 10% deception. As long as you can make someone see what you want them too there eyes can be fooled.
#98 - poopygoldfart (02/12/2014) [-]
#127 - LordoftheBacon (02/12/2014) [-]
**LordoftheBacon rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Cone of Shame ** Yes I am.
User avatar #138 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Hey, that's my cat Roxie.
User avatar #176 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Or you could ya know just get a new cat...make the old one just *disappear wink wink* little bit of antifreeze and a microwave.
User avatar #177 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
I think my brother would notice if there's a different cat in the house... maybe not actually, she spends a lot more time with me than him.
User avatar #178 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Well then looks like we have a game plan. K what kinda new kitty do you want? I got what you need.
User avatar #179 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
A little bigger, with a long snout. One that wags it's tail when it's happy and goes to the bathroom outside. Soooo... a dog. Yeah, a dog.
#180 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Best I could do on such short notice. Gonna be 50$ for 1 or 60$ for the pair.
#181 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Are you sure you don't have something more.... I don't know... Puffy?
#182 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Ok just got off the phone with my specilty import guy and its gonna cost an arm and a leg but I think I can sneak you one in.
#183 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Sweet
User avatar #184 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Just need your First,middle,last name social security number, credit card number, home address, phone number and FJ account password. And delivery will be withing 1 and 9001 business days.
User avatar #185 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Do you take FunnyJunk points?
User avatar #186 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Depends if this is a RL transaction. Ironicall I have 18 chickens in back yard at the moment. 3 of them are those fluffy chickens the others are all laying hens.
#140 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Here is a picture of my dog rei. We even?
User avatar #141 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
It's just a weird coincidence you rolled her, and I happen to be looking through the comments.
User avatar #142 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Uh...hu....well....so whats up?
User avatar #147 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Nothing, I suppose. What's up with you?
User avatar #148 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Nothing just fucking around...trying to potty train my pup since she feels the need to piss on everything I own atleast once.
User avatar #153 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Well, she looks like she's just a baby. It'll take time. Or maybe she's breaking in her new house? What breed is she? She looks like a black lab.
User avatar #154 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
mini pincher and boston terrier I think..a mutt but still a cute little thang
User avatar #164 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Ah, so she's a small/medium dog. Mutts make the best pets.
User avatar #166 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
She is gonna be like 10 inches tall at the max and skinny as hell. I love it she is adorable. I miss having a cat though.
User avatar #168 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Nah, cats are evil... and bipolar. I've had 2 before who were nice, but most others are mean. My arm just got mauled by my brothers cat, Roxie. She takes playing too far.
User avatar #170 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Spank her. I used to have a cat name lunchbox. Let me tell you bit about her before hand. This is the meanest cat I have ever seen, I honestly think sabertooth tigers would of been nicer then this cat. Also she had a crooked ass tail it was like a zig zag. This cat was pure fucking evil she would go from 0 to Im gonna attack your face for fun in a second. Now the story. Im sitting on my couch and lunch is chiling being all nice for once. It unsetteled me...I attempt to pet her she lets me even purs a bit. FF 3 seconds BAM I shit you not this cat pounced on my face and left me with 12 stiches. Needless to say I diddnt look for her when she snuck outside.
User avatar #171 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Wow. Yeah, see? Bipolar. lol. The thing with my brothers cat is she never learned her scratches hurt. She didn't grow up with a mom or a litter, he found her in a box alone. My brother never taught her how to play correctly, or disciplines her. I kinda don't want to disciplines someone else's cat.
User avatar #172 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
You spank her (lightly) Or You declaw her...or you can get the rubber nails they put on there nails. My mom had a cat with pink nails hue.
User avatar #173 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
My brother wouldn't spend money to declaw her. Also she goes outside, so she needs them. What he does is gets them filed down every time he takes her to a vet. But they grow back FAST. I've never heard of rubber nails. I just googled them. Looks like a good idea.
User avatar #174 - LordoftheBacon (02/13/2014) [-]
Your best bet kinda spendy though but great for the long run. Also squirt her with a water bottle that might help.
User avatar #175 - macka (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah we always used a water bottle. Especially when my old cats used to yowl at 5am outside the bedroon door for food. I'll try that for a bit. See if she learns her lesson.
#157 - the guy must have been like ... 01/17/2014 on Warning +4
#61 - I guess you could call it ... a yolocoaster ... yeaaaah  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Rollercoaster idea from 1919 +5
#73 - numbertwozeldafan (01/11/2014) [-]
That joke was so bad that it made this Puchidol cry. How dare you.
#65 - primalmachine (01/11/2014) [-]
That was truly terrible.
Here take a pity thumb.
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#39 - Picture 12/10/2013 on Interesting fact of the day 0
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