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Been on here since the yellow and red years, when the ultimate showdown was the top video to watch, decided to make an account.

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#18 - Deadpool is the best 06/07/2013 on Ladypool +2
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on two tickets +18
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#24 - Ill never forget my first time playing zelda  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2013 on Video game feel +3
User avatar #37 - queenzbadboy (06/06/2013) [-]
:') I have this photo as my background
User avatar #27 - sanguinesolitude (06/06/2013) [-]
agreed. But especially the first time i played ocarina of time. That game blew my mind as no game before or since has.
#6 - Daw 06/04/2013 on Stole my watermelon +3
#121 - Hello Sir! 06/03/2013 on Well it has a good point +1
#119 - Thank you, Like I stated in another comment. Most Christians f… 06/03/2013 on Well it has a good point +1
#117 - Amen. Sin is Sin. If I were to tell someone that I hate them, …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on Well it has a good point 0
User avatar #169 - Ruspanic (06/04/2013) [-]
Well, I rather think that some sins are worse than others. Surely homosexuality or working on the Sabbath is not akin to murder?
#116 - I believe the Bible 100%. Did I ever say I support gay Marri… 06/03/2013 on Well it has a good point 0
#6 - Totally, Im Christian and I just want people to know about Jes…  [+] (40 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Well it has a good point +66
#126 - messerauditore (06/03/2013) [-]
"i just want people to know about jesus"
User avatar #133 - KazumaKyu (06/03/2013) [-]
I know about Jesus, but I don't care about Jesus. Do I still fit that criteria?
User avatar #65 - poophaspooped (06/03/2013) [-]
This is the first time I have seen another profile with the word poop in.
Hello fellow poop user.
#121 - pooppoopmatt (06/03/2013) [-]
Hello Sir!
User avatar #38 - tabarzins (06/03/2013) [-]
“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
Priest: "No, not if you did not know."
Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?”
― Annie Dillard

Your comment reminded me of this.
User avatar #171 - highclassbean (06/04/2013) [-]
ya thats pretty inaccurate, don't know if this is an actual quote from some priest or just a part of a story annie dillard is making up but just because you do not know about god doesn't automatically mean you get to go to heaven.
can't seem to find the exact passages right now but i do know somewhere in the new testament it is said that people who do not ever learn of god/jesus/the good new and all that good stuff will be judged by how he keeps the obvious morals every person knows such as not killing each other, stealing or just being hateful to everyone. a few others but like i said i can't find the verses or remember what exactly was said off the top of my head.
you will be judged differently and probably less harsh if you are never taught his word, just as preachers of his word are judged more harshly.
#32 - Rascal (06/03/2013) [-]
I have many gay friends.

I'm not pro equal opportunities, I just like it when they stick their dicks in my ass.
User avatar #24 - osimonmagus (06/03/2013) [-]
Can you point me in the direction of the God of Grammar?
User avatar #23 - osimonmagus (06/03/2013) [-]
As long as they know about the God who thinks their abominations?
User avatar #50 - eunneland (06/03/2013) [-]
you know nothing about God, if you think that God hates gay people, then you are the kind of asshole that think that all Christians is a part of the westboro baptist church, wich we are not! Jesus talks about love and tollerance, not judging and hating.
User avatar #99 - osimonmagus (06/03/2013) [-]
Homosexual acts are an abomination to God. Leviticus 18:22
If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. Leviticus 20:13

I never said anything about God hating gays. That does not mean he does not think of them as an abomination. You know nothing of Yahweh. I never said that we shouldn't treat homosexuals as equals, that does not change how they are seen by the Lord.
You idiotic Christians are fucking joke.

Jesus' words "Don't misunderstand why I have come. I did not come to abolish the law of Moses or the writings of the prophets. No, I came to accomplish their purpose." Matthew 5:17

Jesus lived by the laws of the Old Testament. Therefore, though he taught peace and tolerance he believed the word and laws of Leviticus. If you wish to live like Jesus did, live by the old Laws. Unless you do that then you are the everyday buffet style Christian i.e. the ones the world can't stand.

User avatar #180 - eunneland (06/04/2013) [-]
oh and by the way;

Leviticus -----> the law for the Levites (the Jewhish priests) not for every living human.
so it's taken out of context. the purpose of the levites was to stand out among other people and tribes in Israel, Sinai and Judah. that's why they where not allowed to take tattoos, where clothing of different materials and alot more rules that does not apply to the rest od mankind.

Matthew 5:17 "Jesus came to accomplish their purpose" yeah taking the penalty (death) for all sin and sinners.

so stop being an asshole.
User avatar #190 - osimonmagus (06/04/2013) [-]
You're about as wrong as the school you go to.
You'll realize how foolish you are one day.
It's okay thought, all religious people are delusional.
User avatar #176 - eunneland (06/04/2013) [-]
ooooohhhhh. you throw up some fancy bibleverses out of context and tell me the hebrew name of God. and I'm supposed to do what? think you're an expert, ??

I Just spent a year in school, studying the bible. I'm sorry to say that you make the same mistaskes as the westboro baptist church, you're just sitting on the other side of the table..... you've become the thing you hate.

Jesus died for every sinner on the cross, that includes me, my gay friends, my straight friends my family, my internett buddies (even you, like it or not).
User avatar #189 - osimonmagus (06/04/2013) [-]
I never said Christ didn't you ignoramus.
#19 - kez (06/03/2013) [-]
While I am not trying to say what you beleive is wrong.

If you do not beleive and follow the bible 100% you are not a Christian.

Its like saying you're a marathon runner that runs 16 miles because he pick and chooses how much he runs. You may still be a runner, but you are not a marathon runner.
#116 - pooppoopmatt (06/03/2013) [-]
I believe the Bible 100%. Did I ever say I support gay Marriage? No. But what are the two greatest commandments that Jesus gave? love the lord God with all your heart, mind, body, and soul. And Love your neighbor as you love yourself. You won't be showing the love of Jesus if you go around and condemn everyone. If you truly Love Jesus and others then they would naturally want to know more about what you believe in.
#57 - Rascal (06/03/2013) [-]
So what are we?

User avatar #47 - Ruspanic (06/03/2013) [-]
That's bullshit. Religion is defined by how it is practiced, not by the exact literal text of its holy book.
User avatar #100 - osimonmagus (06/03/2013) [-]
You think you, a mere human, are allowed to dictate how the word of the Christian god Yahweh is supposed to taken? You are prideful and self-righteous and therefore you are wrong under the law of the Lord God.
User avatar #105 - Ruspanic (06/03/2013) [-]
Cool it on the sanctimony.
I think that I, an English-speaker, am allowed to dictate how the word "Christian" is used, collectively with other English-speakers.

It's nonsense to assert that one cannot be a Christian without being a fundamentalist. Such a narrow usage makes the word lose its meaning, and we'd have to call all those other people something else.
Christianity is not the Bible. Christianity is the religious belief system and practices centered on the idea of Christ's sacrifice and divinity, and having the Bible as its central text.

Baptists are Christian. Methodists and Pentecostals are Christian. Catholics and Episcopalians and Eastern Orthodox are Christian. The murderous religious ideology that prevailed during the Inquisitions was Christian, and so the peaceful, mostly harmless form of Christianity that exists in America today. "Christian" is an umbrella term for all these beliefs.
User avatar #111 - osimonmagus (06/03/2013) [-]
A Christian is a person who follows Christianity. Christianity is belief based on the Bible. Your nonsense is the exact opposite of what the Christian belief system was meant to be. There are strict rules and guidelines written down in the Bible. To not believe in the bible in entirety does not make you a Christian, it makes you confused. Yahweh clearly states how he wants mankind to live and clearly states to follow HIS word which is the Bible. To not follow his each and every word means you judge his word and for a mere mortal to question the word of God makes him no better than Lucifer himself. You are foolish.
User avatar #168 - Ruspanic (06/04/2013) [-]
And I suppose you think you follow the Bible to the letter as it was intended to be understood.
Absurd. You, like everyone else, reads through the lens of your own personal experience and biases. Many Christians take some parts of the Bible to be metaphors. Many believe parts of the Old Testament apply only to Jews, or that it was nullified by the coming of Jesus.
User avatar #173 - osimonmagus (06/04/2013) [-]
No, I don't believe in any god.
User avatar #202 - Ruspanic (06/04/2013) [-]
Then what the fuck are you on about?
User avatar #203 - osimonmagus (06/04/2013) [-]
The pathetic nature of Christians. They are the laughing stocks of the religious world.
User avatar #204 - Ruspanic (06/04/2013) [-]
The Western world is tolerable because Western Christianity has moderated itself. I can only hope that other religions will follow Christianity's example.

The Bible does not define Christianity, Christians do.
#66 - kez (06/03/2013) [-]
But if you do not follow something completely, you do not follow it.

Its like saying you followed someone to Spain and went to Italy. You didnt follow them to Spain.
User avatar #22 - danniegurl (06/03/2013) [-]
the thing is, christian or not, we all sin.
however, believing that jesus died for you forgives all of your sins.
it's not picking and choosing the parts you want to believe.
also, the bible says "he who has never sinned shall cast the first stone"
so we'd be complete hypocrites to ignore that part of the bible, as well.
#117 - pooppoopmatt (06/03/2013) [-]
Amen. Sin is Sin. If I were to tell someone that I hate them, or if I disrespected my parents, got a divorce, used the Lords name in Vein, etc.etc I would be just as guilty as someone who practiced homosexuality or any matter of lust. People just like picking one sin to focus on to excuse all the other ones they themselves are doing.
User avatar #169 - Ruspanic (06/04/2013) [-]
Well, I rather think that some sins are worse than others. Surely homosexuality or working on the Sabbath is not akin to murder?
#98 - GoldenLotus (06/03/2013) [-]
That's a teaching I really just cannot stand (believe in Jesus and your sins are gone). It's simply relieving you of your responsibility for your actions. The bad you've done will not simply go away. You need to seek forgiveness from the people you've actually wronged.
User avatar #172 - highclassbean (06/04/2013) [-]
its not really like of im forgiven by god so i don't need your forgiveness cant find an exact verse about seeking forgiveness from others, it dose teach to forgive your brother as many times as he does you wrong, but Galatians 5:13 says "you, my brothers, were called to be free. But do not use your freedom to indulge the sinful nature, rather, serve one another in love." and really doing anyone wrong in the first place should be a pretty big thing not to do as a devout christian since one of the two greatest commandments as said by jesus himself "love your neighbor as yourself"

was this helpful at all?
User avatar #194 - GoldenLotus (06/04/2013) [-]
No, I apologize, but it wasn't. The passage as well as Jesus' commandment that you posted had nothing to do with seeking forgiveness from others when you "sin" it simply stated that you should try not to "sin".

Jesus actually did the same thing as what you're saying that you should not do. In the bible, he forgave people without even consulting the party that was wronged.
User avatar #101 - osimonmagus (06/03/2013) [-]
It's about as ludicrous as Catholic Confession
>murders 15 people
>father I have sinned
User avatar #120 - danniegurl (06/03/2013) [-]
i don't like catholocism for that fact.
they think you can get in heaven through works such as "say 10 Hail Marys"
no, it doesn't work like that.
User avatar #122 - osimonmagus (06/03/2013) [-]
You can tell a priest that you just raped a whole village of people in South America and all you'll get is 'Say 10 Hail Mary's and light a candle. Also? Were there any children involved? And if so...I need the pictures to help forgive you, my child."
#15 - Rascal (06/03/2013) [-]
>As long as they know about god

Sorry you sound a bit like you're on a mission to assimilate everything and we all know the borg suck.
User avatar #8 - cousin (06/03/2013) [-]
Well done. I've argued with many Christians irl and they are mostly complete dicks. Nice to see that someone can be religious without being a pompous twat.
#119 - pooppoopmatt (06/03/2013) [-]
Thank you, Like I stated in another comment. Most Christians focus on this sin and not others. They focus on Lust and sexuality to excuse there own sin. They want to make others look bad in comparison. People should be more loving. Arguing never saved anyone haha
#9 - Yep  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on How beautiful! +14
User avatar #55 - swazer (06/03/2013) [-]
Bah, I hoped no one had posted it, well done
#2 - 323 Guilty spark for life! Copying that image, thanks bro, thu…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Halo Jack-o'-Lanterns 0
User avatar #6 - jimjamthepoet (06/03/2013) [-]
Uh.. you mean 343 right?
User avatar #3 - snowshark (06/03/2013) [-]
Most gratifying to hear, reclaimer.
#5 - Electrical Engineer student here. Sir, this is brilliant. Thum… 06/01/2013 on Kirchoff +1
#155 - Switch me yeah? 06/01/2013 on Pony birthday game 0
#97 - 1993  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Pony birthday game 0
User avatar #109 - whovianofawesome (06/01/2013) [-]
One year ahead of you. Going to be 21 in a few days.
#155 - pooppoopmatt (06/01/2013) [-]
Switch me yeah?
#93 - Same here!  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Pony birthday game 0
User avatar #95 - whovianofawesome (06/01/2013) [-]
What year?
#97 - pooppoopmatt (06/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #109 - whovianofawesome (06/01/2013) [-]
One year ahead of you. Going to be 21 in a few days.
#155 - pooppoopmatt (06/01/2013) [-]
Switch me yeah?
#16 - Picture 06/01/2013 on Trust Issues 0
#57 - The 3 kids in black and white, 15th from the top. They went to… 05/31/2013 on Yearbook Quote Compilation... 0
#4 - Story time! I had a launch party at my house and my 2 bes…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Gears of Feel 3 +5
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#26 - Picture 03/18/2013 on craigslist OC: da fuck? +1
#10 - Comment deleted 03/18/2013 on No Trouble +3
#6 - This **** right here is the one thing from Zelda that I…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Legend of Zelda +7
User avatar #30 - thatguyontheright (02/27/2013) [-]
I think floormasters are worse.
#10 - anonmynous (02/26/2013) [-]
Scariest enemy for sure
#7 - itsallinthefunny (02/26/2013) [-]
these things were also a bit disturbing
User avatar #20 - itsnotbutthurt (02/26/2013) [-]
In Wind Waker, I forget which temple, there's a room with 2 redeads in it. I used to get to a place they couldn't get to me and shoot them in the back of the head with arrows. They only would look back at you with their stupid face and never die. Seriously, they would never die that way!
User avatar #31 - thatguyontheright (02/27/2013) [-]
I would say the Earth Temple, or Ganon's Tower.
#46 - Monster Swallower 02/23/2013 on Find your porn name 0
#4 - Picture 02/21/2013 on Mister Bean +1
#3 - Wow. She is on point 02/01/2013 on Massive Tips Were Earned... +17
#3 - Just a cool pic 01/31/2013 on MAJORA'S MASK. UGH. 0
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