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#5 - At least we are not the boss. Head honcho himself, The Horsema… 06/29/2016 on Human pooman +1
#3 - Only in some aspects, we only claim the souls of time traveler…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2016 on Human pooman +1
#4 - databutt (06/29/2016) [-]
Sounds like my last Tuesday.
#5 - ponchovia (06/29/2016) [-]
At least we are not the boss. Head honcho himself, The Horseman of Death. If you meet him, be respectful other wise he will make you die painfully slowly over the course of a thousand years. And that's him in a good mood.
#1 - Okay so next on my list is Anon... who's soul is long over due…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2016 on Human pooman +3
#2 - databutt (06/29/2016) [-]
**databutt used "*roll picture*"**
**databutt rolled image**
The best reaper of them all.
#3 - ponchovia (06/29/2016) [-]
Only in some aspects, we only claim the souls of time travelers, travelers of the multiverse, and some gods. Other than that it's a useless position where all you do is watch shit happen, get three times the paper work, nearly six times the hours, and all for only a fourth of the pay.

Yes we get paid, it's in complaints from those we reap.
No it's not my time.
Please I don't want to go.
I have so much to live for.
You can't do this to me, do you know who I am?
I swear she was only six!
#4 - databutt (06/29/2016) [-]
Sounds like my last Tuesday.
#5 - ponchovia (06/29/2016) [-]
At least we are not the boss. Head honcho himself, The Horseman of Death. If you meet him, be respectful other wise he will make you die painfully slowly over the course of a thousand years. And that's him in a good mood.
#16 - What... heaven no... ******* is a sin. I'm "Loving them&q… 06/23/2016 on Lubum Byent Ampinimre +1
#14 - You know I should do something about this... with holy water..…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Lubum Byent Ampinimre +1
#15 - xgrandmoffx (06/23/2016) [-]
Bone them well, fuckboy.
#16 - ponchovia (06/23/2016) [-]
What... heaven no... fucking is a sin. I'm "Loving them", get it right less god remove the tool I use to love them.

Ah, word play.
#12 - Well from the looks of things he took. Your family ring, a gol…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Lubum Byent Ampinimre +2
#13 - xgrandmoffx (06/23/2016) [-]
I guess I better roll out and try to catch him, then. It's a good thing all that calcium strengthened the balls of my heels.
#14 - ponchovia (06/23/2016) [-]
You know I should do something about this... with holy water... and prayers... and what not.

But OH MY... would you look at the time, the brothel just opened up. And I need to continue my work of spreading the love of god to every woman there. Some need his loving seven or eight times.
#15 - xgrandmoffx (06/23/2016) [-]
Bone them well, fuckboy.
#16 - ponchovia (06/23/2016) [-]
What... heaven no... fucking is a sin. I'm "Loving them", get it right less god remove the tool I use to love them.

Ah, word play.
#10 - But it's not called grave robbing if I stick around. I have to…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Lubum Byent Ampinimre +1
#11 - xgrandmoffx (06/23/2016) [-]
What? What did you take? Hand it over, and don't run away unless you're a spineless coward.
#12 - ponchovia (06/23/2016) [-]
Well from the looks of things he took. Your family ring, a gold pocket watch, a treasure map, and your spine. So I guess that makes him a coward with a spine.
#13 - xgrandmoffx (06/23/2016) [-]
I guess I better roll out and try to catch him, then. It's a good thing all that calcium strengthened the balls of my heels.
#14 - ponchovia (06/23/2016) [-]
You know I should do something about this... with holy water... and prayers... and what not.

But OH MY... would you look at the time, the brothel just opened up. And I need to continue my work of spreading the love of god to every woman there. Some need his loving seven or eight times.
#15 - xgrandmoffx (06/23/2016) [-]
Bone them well, fuckboy.
#16 - ponchovia (06/23/2016) [-]
What... heaven no... fucking is a sin. I'm "Loving them", get it right less god remove the tool I use to love them.

Ah, word play.
#3 - That was cute and funny to see. Felt a little sorry for Flutte… 06/23/2016 on When friends don't share +1
#5 - Picture 06/22/2016 on One thing is to like the... +1
#8 - And how right you are, now stay still while I steal from your grave.  [+] (8 new replies) 06/22/2016 on Lubum Byent Ampinimre +1
#9 - xgrandmoffx (06/22/2016) [-]
Don't leave, I'm just ribbing you.
#10 - ponchovia (06/23/2016) [-]
But it's not called grave robbing if I stick around. I have to run off, other wise it's attempted grave robbing. And I can't have that on my record, not when a fulfilled crime looks so much better.
#11 - xgrandmoffx (06/23/2016) [-]
What? What did you take? Hand it over, and don't run away unless you're a spineless coward.
#12 - ponchovia (06/23/2016) [-]
Well from the looks of things he took. Your family ring, a gold pocket watch, a treasure map, and your spine. So I guess that makes him a coward with a spine.
#13 - xgrandmoffx (06/23/2016) [-]
I guess I better roll out and try to catch him, then. It's a good thing all that calcium strengthened the balls of my heels.
#14 - ponchovia (06/23/2016) [-]
You know I should do something about this... with holy water... and prayers... and what not.

But OH MY... would you look at the time, the brothel just opened up. And I need to continue my work of spreading the love of god to every woman there. Some need his loving seven or eight times.
#15 - xgrandmoffx (06/23/2016) [-]
Bone them well, fuckboy.
#16 - ponchovia (06/23/2016) [-]
What... heaven no... fucking is a sin. I'm "Loving them", get it right less god remove the tool I use to love them.

Ah, word play.