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#9676 - thanks 5 hours ago on The Cider Barrel +2
#9667 - still hunting, but like i tolled crbacon i've picked up mowing…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on The Cider Barrel +3
User avatar #9668 - sierramike (08/26/2014) [-]
Well best of luck man! Not a bad gig in the summer
User avatar #9676 - ponchovia (5 hours ago) [-]
thanks
#6 - five students and three teachers died that night. 08/26/2014 on another really cool title 0
#9632 - i'm doing alright, been a while since i least talk to you how …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/26/2014 on The Cider Barrel +3
User avatar #9635 - sierramike (08/26/2014) [-]
I stopped coming here and the skype group for going on a month now I think. It's going, met 1 on 1 with her and my mother which went horribly. I think she's going to recommend a Subutex alkaloid which means I'll be getting treated with detox medications which increase cravings and can cause "effective withdrawal" for weeks. I can always decline but the judge might not like that.

How goes the job hunt?
User avatar #9667 - ponchovia (08/26/2014) [-]
still hunting, but like i tolled crbacon i've picked up mowing lawns on the side from time to time for some spare cash.
User avatar #9668 - sierramike (08/26/2014) [-]
Well best of luck man! Not a bad gig in the summer
User avatar #9676 - ponchovia (5 hours ago) [-]
thanks
#9623 - one day at a time dash, just take it one day at a time. go…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on The Cider Barrel +2
#9624 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Goodnight.
#9619 - how's everyone doing today?  [+] (14 new replies) 08/26/2014 on The Cider Barrel +3
User avatar #9625 - sierramike (08/26/2014) [-]
Doing well, started night classes to get my diploma and have a threat assessment for four hours tomorrow to finally figure out if I'm really going to shoot someone or not.

How are you doing?
#9664 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Good luck, man! You'll need it!
I'm surprised they didn't do that assessment sooner, though.
User avatar #9666 - sierramike (08/26/2014) [-]
Thanks man! It was supposed to happen last week but the interviewer had to testify in court down in silicone valley, so here we are.
#9669 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
How has it gone?
User avatar #9670 - sierramike (08/26/2014) [-]
"I'm a sociopath, a high level risk to society and myself at large, and my release is being recommended for re evaluated." The parting joke my interviewer gave me. Went well I think, won't know until my lawyer man calls and either says "Hey, good news..." or "So, after reading the report..."
#9671 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
You're a sociopath? Welcome to the club!
User avatar #9672 - sierramike (08/26/2014) [-]
was a joke, IDK maybe...
#9673 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Nope, you're definitely part of the cool kids' club.
User avatar #9674 - sierramike (08/27/2014) [-]
I have to go to school, I'll be back in two hours so we can talk about your shitty little club mmkay? MMKAY!?! Mmkay
User avatar #9632 - ponchovia (08/26/2014) [-]
i'm doing alright, been a while since i least talk to you how has your counseling been going?
User avatar #9635 - sierramike (08/26/2014) [-]
I stopped coming here and the skype group for going on a month now I think. It's going, met 1 on 1 with her and my mother which went horribly. I think she's going to recommend a Subutex alkaloid which means I'll be getting treated with detox medications which increase cravings and can cause "effective withdrawal" for weeks. I can always decline but the judge might not like that.

How goes the job hunt?
User avatar #9667 - ponchovia (08/26/2014) [-]
still hunting, but like i tolled crbacon i've picked up mowing lawns on the side from time to time for some spare cash.
User avatar #9668 - sierramike (08/26/2014) [-]
Well best of luck man! Not a bad gig in the summer
User avatar #9676 - ponchovia (5 hours ago) [-]
thanks
#9618 - get some sleep man, your going to need it.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2014 on The Cider Barrel +2
#9621 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
What I need is a job, but I can't exactly go up to an employer and expect positive results while I'm being processed for a criminal offense.
User avatar #9623 - ponchovia (08/26/2014) [-]
one day at a time dash, just take it one day at a time.
good night, hope you sleep well.
#9624 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Goodnight.
#9616 - when you do i hope you find some place better.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2014 on The Cider Barrel +2
#9617 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
They're having a riotous race war right now at the place I want to live...
I might just re-enlist, but that process can't even be started until this court stuff is resolved.
User avatar #9618 - ponchovia (08/26/2014) [-]
get some sleep man, your going to need it.
#9621 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
What I need is a job, but I can't exactly go up to an employer and expect positive results while I'm being processed for a criminal offense.
User avatar #9623 - ponchovia (08/26/2014) [-]
one day at a time dash, just take it one day at a time.
good night, hope you sleep well.
#9624 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Goodnight.
#9614 - i hope things fall in favor for you and you don't have to take…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/26/2014 on The Cider Barrel +2
#9615 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
I hope so, too. I'm going to move out of this place as soon as possible.
User avatar #9616 - ponchovia (08/26/2014) [-]
when you do i hope you find some place better.
#9617 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
They're having a riotous race war right now at the place I want to live...
I might just re-enlist, but that process can't even be started until this court stuff is resolved.
User avatar #9618 - ponchovia (08/26/2014) [-]
get some sleep man, your going to need it.
#9621 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
What I need is a job, but I can't exactly go up to an employer and expect positive results while I'm being processed for a criminal offense.
User avatar #9623 - ponchovia (08/26/2014) [-]
one day at a time dash, just take it one day at a time.
good night, hope you sleep well.
#9624 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Goodnight.
#9612 - bold move, my suggestion find a great lawyer that will wait ti…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/26/2014 on The Cider Barrel +2
#9613 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
I have a public defender for my trial, but know a lawyer that will help me for a nominal fee (relatively, for a lawyer) if I am convicted. I don't know, I'm going to have to call and discuss it tomorrow.
User avatar #9614 - ponchovia (08/26/2014) [-]
i hope things fall in favor for you and you don't have to take this any farther than it has to.
#9615 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
I hope so, too. I'm going to move out of this place as soon as possible.
User avatar #9616 - ponchovia (08/26/2014) [-]
when you do i hope you find some place better.
#9617 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
They're having a riotous race war right now at the place I want to live...
I might just re-enlist, but that process can't even be started until this court stuff is resolved.
User avatar #9618 - ponchovia (08/26/2014) [-]
get some sleep man, your going to need it.
#9621 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
What I need is a job, but I can't exactly go up to an employer and expect positive results while I'm being processed for a criminal offense.
User avatar #9623 - ponchovia (08/26/2014) [-]
one day at a time dash, just take it one day at a time.
good night, hope you sleep well.
#9624 - dashgamer (08/26/2014) [-]
Goodnight.

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#83 - carboniteponeight (08/11/2014) [-]
happy birthday poncho

User avatar #84 to #83 - ponchovia (08/12/2014) [-]
its my birthday?
User avatar #85 to #84 - carboniteponeight (08/12/2014) [-]
according to skype it is

we can celebrate regardless
User avatar #86 to #85 - ponchovia (08/12/2014) [-]
oh right today is the eleventh, wow forgot it was today.
User avatar #87 to #86 - carboniteponeight (08/12/2014) [-]
wow bro you forgot you're own birthday?

whats up?
User avatar #88 to #87 - ponchovia (08/12/2014) [-]
eh just been a tad absent minded today, locked my self out of my home when i went for a walk to the convenient store, realized i was going the wrong direction one mile after the fact, and when i got there found out i forgot my wallet. i'll say this much i did need the exercise.
User avatar #89 to #88 - carboniteponeight (08/12/2014) [-]
sounds like you're to busy over thinking about something
you need to relax man
User avatar #90 to #89 - ponchovia (08/12/2014) [-]
you could be right.
User avatar #68 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey could you spare me with your fj points?
User avatar #69 to #68 - ponchovia (12/22/2013) [-]
i have points?
User avatar #70 to #69 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #71 to #70 - ponchovia (12/22/2013) [-]
go figure... ...oh well i did the trade hope they serve you well
User avatar #72 to #71 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Yeah mate.
Thank you so much ♥
User avatar #73 to #72 - ponchovia (12/22/2013) [-]
not a problem
User avatar #57 - hornack (12/21/2013) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #58 to #57 - ponchovia (12/21/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - hornack (12/21/2013) [-]
How are you mate?
User avatar #60 to #59 - ponchovia (12/21/2013) [-]
im doing okay just finished some christmas shopping and about to go to bed in a few hours. you?
User avatar #61 to #60 - hornack (12/21/2013) [-]
Nothing, just in item board. Talking to a few people.
Oh, well isn't it a bit early?
User avatar #62 to #61 - ponchovia (12/21/2013) [-]
bit early for what?
User avatar #63 to #62 - hornack (12/21/2013) [-]
For bed.
User avatar #64 to #63 - ponchovia (12/21/2013) [-]
not in two or three hours it won't its 9:49 p.m. where i am
User avatar #65 to #64 - hornack (12/21/2013) [-]
It's 10:50 pm here.
User avatar #66 to #65 - ponchovia (12/21/2013) [-]
ah so your an hour ahead of me, either way i have work in the morning... ...unless the party gets canceled due to weather, but for now i haven't heard anything
User avatar #67 to #66 - hornack (12/21/2013) [-]
Solid, solid.
#53 - kingpinkie (11/29/2013) [-]
HAPPY THANKS GIVING
bam
i remembered
User avatar #55 to #53 - ponchovia (11/30/2013) [-]
and a happy thanksgiving to you as well
User avatar #54 to #53 - ponchovia (11/30/2013) [-]
i knew you would
#56 to #54 - kingpinkie (11/30/2013) [-]
AWWW YEAAAAAAAA
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User avatar #25 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Hey poncho, would you be interested in a private brony board?
User avatar #26 to #25 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
ponchovia?
User avatar #27 to #26 - ponchovia (04/25/2013) [-]
ya srry i forget to log out when i go to work
but i would be intrested in that
User avatar #31 to #27 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm a good host and I'm going to be a kickass DM if we get the RP board up.
#29 to #27 - dashgamer (04/25/2013) [-]
To accept a person officially into the thread, there needs to be unanimous agreement between all current members. All newbs will have a two to three day trial period during which we'll all see if they can get along with the rest of us. If someone isn't there to vouch for or against them during their trial period, meaning that they're offline or don't post in the thread during that time, their vote is null.
The normal way of expanding this thread would be to have friends invite friends upon friends, however, a person cannot enter the thread solely because they are the friend of a friend. If you have someone in mind that you know will abide by the thread's rules and get along with everyone, run them by myself, iamkagji, and txsslg first. Just summon us to their profile, and we shall interrogate viciously and relentlessly. =D We want to have a sizable community, sure, but the goal isn't to expand, the goal is to make friends and have fun times.
You don't need a grace period or any of that, because we know how you are, but that's the policy for the future. This community's going to be set up in a way that every user has a say in any disputes or conflicts that may arise, and because of this unanimous agreement that's implicit for people to join, there shouldn't be any conflict. =] Kagji is the host, I'm the Sherrif, Tex is our Daytime Deputy.
User avatar #33 to #29 - ponchovia (04/25/2013) [-]
seems fair and i'll do what i can to keep up with what goes on in the community when i'm off work (keep in mind most of the time i forget to log out when i go to work) and i shall do all i can to keep to the laws you guys have set (shouldn't be that hard i tend to keep a neutral ground most of the time) is there any thing else i should take notice of? after all the rules are simple and strait forward
User avatar #37 to #33 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Well, Dashgamer's comment with the exception of the RP board. You'll have to keep current on that if you want to play along, but being there every day is not required.
User avatar #35 to #33 - dashgamer (04/25/2013) [-]
Nope. It's all straightforward and simple, as you said. Nothing more convoluted than some people talking with one another.
User avatar #38 to #35 - ponchovia (04/25/2013) [-]
alrighty
#28 to #27 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Glad to hear it. Here's the rules, dashgamer and txsslg should be here sometime soon to talk to you. Any questions?
User avatar #30 to #28 - ponchovia (04/25/2013) [-]
no questions here it all seems strait forward to me
User avatar #32 to #30 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. As a formality, I still have to wait for txsslg to talk to you before sending you a link and invite. I have you on a list, so just be patient. It should be done rather soon.
User avatar #36 to #34 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
But once it's done, you get full admission into The Cider Barrel, everypony's favorite private pub!
#39 to #36 - ponchovia (04/25/2013) [-]
good times
User avatar #40 to #39 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I came up with the name myself. Just like the poll board and the RP board names.
User avatar #41 to #40 - ponchovia (04/25/2013) [-]
good to know... ...oh i have to share this with you i found it funny
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YME40ObCkVI
User avatar #42 to #41 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
It seems that you got accepted. I'm only the Host, the other two mods have the password to the account so they can add and remove people as well.

www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/bronyhero/4556957/The+Cider+Barrel/

Welcome to the fold, poncho. you are cordially invited to join the party.
User avatar #44 to #42 - ponchovia (04/25/2013) [-]
did something happen to the board?
User avatar #45 to #44 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I downed it because someone though it would be funny to post as anon and not own it. That won't be happening again.
User avatar #46 to #45 - ponchovia (04/25/2013) [-]
can't you guys block anon comments?
User avatar #47 to #46 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I did. I didn't think it would be necessary at first, but apparently I was wrong.
User avatar #49 to #47 - ponchovia (04/26/2013) [-]
something happen to the board again?
User avatar #51 to #50 - ponchovia (04/26/2013) [-]
damn that sucks
User avatar #48 to #47 - ponchovia (04/25/2013) [-]
ya i always block anon comments when i post because of that reason, i believe if some one is going to say something they should stand next what they say (only time i've ever commented as anon was when my profile was blocked by thatyoucare some time back)
User avatar #43 to #42 - ponchovia (04/25/2013) [-]
hell ya
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User avatar #16 to #14 - ponchovia (04/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #24 to #16 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
No prob, man.
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#23 to #22 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Last one, poncho.
Last one, poncho.
#8 - sinery (04/10/2013) [-]
I love myself right now.
I love myself right now.
User avatar #9 to #8 - ponchovia (04/10/2013) [-]
why wouldn't you?
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User avatar #76 to #10 - tindarin (06/24/2014) [-]
this is the deepest thing I've seen you say
#77 to #76 - sinery (06/24/2014) [-]
I don't remember typing that.
User avatar #78 to #77 - tindarin (06/24/2014) [-]
You clearly did
User avatar #79 to #78 - sinery (06/24/2014) [-]
I can deny it all I want and you can't prove anything.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ponchovia (04/10/2013) [-]
just take a deep breath
clear your mind
and take everything one step at a time
#1 - sinery (02/20/2013) [-]
Your comment virginity is now mine.

Oh yeah, it have been nice talking to you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ponchovia (02/20/2013) [-]
like wise
User avatar #3 to #2 - sinery (02/20/2013) [-]
"oh and a necessary evil is not an excuse for greater good, its a stepping stone or the price to be paid if you will for the greater good."

Could you reformulate that?
The grammar may have made me misjudge what you just wrote.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ponchovia (02/20/2013) [-]
oh i was just half assing when i typed it, if it does have any meaning i wouldn't know
User avatar #5 to #4 - sinery (02/20/2013) [-]
Good, cause I'm quite fond of my idea that exclaiming something for the greater good is but an excuse to perform necessary evil.

Well I'm off to travel into the world of tomorrow later today.
User avatar #6 to #5 - ponchovia (02/20/2013) [-]
have fun
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