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#69 - One block of gold equals 19,300 kg ? ...it all depends on the …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/18/2014 on How strong is Steve -1
User avatar #80 - smartyben (02/18/2014) [-]
its pure gold because they dont have chemestry in minecraft so they cant combine gold with anything else to make a stronger alloy
User avatar #74 - klick (02/18/2014) [-]
Well the assumption I guess is pure gold.
Personally I don't know much about metals but I always assumed gold to be a very lightweight metal since it is so soft.
#77 - morrdin (02/18/2014) [-]
You can't correlate softness and weight in metals. Zinc, or better yet, tin, are both lightweight and still pretty soft.

Gold is not as soft as you might think. The reason you might think that, may be 'cos of the biting of gold medals. But if gold medals leave tooth marks, they are made of lead with gold as plating (usually).

[As a side note to the weight calculations done in the post; the weight might not be 100% accurate (if all numbers are considered correct) because of the fact that there are different "weight-scales" for different things. As gold is measured in the dupois-scale, I believe. But never mind me, carry on ;) ]
#177 - morrdin (02/18/2014) [-]
I must correct myself, it's troy, not avoirdupois...

I must correct myself twice.. I read pounds in the post, not kg
#115 - Dadhhg (02/18/2014) [-]
the weight is assumed at scientific normal, so sea level temperature and pressure, and in a natural state
#17 - cause you're certainly better at economy and politic than a bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2013 on Is cabbage still a thing? +2
User avatar #20 - tazze (09/13/2013) [-]
do you even know what a lobby is? because the EU is all about them and their interests in case you didn't notice, also one would think that if they had an economic knowledge as vast as you imply they would have already fixed this crisis, which they haven't, because the economy today is not about economy, it's about the whims of the people that use stock exchanges as casinos, right now economy is more about sociology than anything else
#146 - The lightbulb did a really good job en this one 09/12/2013 on Sorry France -1
#6 - Hermione's patronus is an otter, uh ? and otters are known to …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Just Things +93
#150 - psychrophile (09/07/2013) [-]
That's true of sea otters, but there are river otters - I believe Hermione's patronus is one of the latter.
User avatar #26 - arcticassassin (09/07/2013) [-]
Please tell me this isn't true
Otters and seals are cute
User avatar #91 - oblivionman (09/07/2013) [-]
i've been told by people who are into/ studying marine bio that otters are even worse than dolphins when it comes to their personalities, they do some horrible shit
#166 - superintrovert (09/07/2013) [-]
That's especially frightening to me because I've read Dolphins will rape the blow holes of baby whales until they die. . .that's pedophilia, rape and murder all rolled into one.

What the f#ck do these otters get up to?
User avatar #200 - rokkarokkaali (09/07/2013) [-]
Otter say swear words without censoring them.
#208 - superintrovert (09/07/2013) [-]
Old habits die hard my oddly named friend. In my days there were sites that auto censored swear words with a few *** no matter then length of the word. I had to work around that to make sense, thus the censor.
#45 - mcderper (09/07/2013) [-]
#49 - arcticassassin (09/07/2013) [-]
That changes my view completely
#62 - that's one hell of a clever thought you're very smart 08/07/2013 on Fucking Europe -3
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#1 - bluefummer (05/05/2014) [-]
youre a ******** sack of **** troll arent ya
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