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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/19/2010
Last Login:12/25/2014
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#8 - Comment deleted 03/28/2014 on 4 Facts about Admin 0
#4 - Source. It's ever better with audio, trust me.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Wait for it.. +25
User avatar #33 - JamesCraft (03/28/2014) [-]
I was faster to just watch the whole video instead of waiting for the gif to load.
User avatar #22 - propanex (03/28/2014) [-]
boobs
User avatar #5 - thesticklebricks (03/27/2014) [-]
that is one sweet video
#83 - Eating chocolate/cake/biscuit then immediately drinking tea 03/27/2014 on Best Non-Sexual Sensations +2
#82 - Comment deleted 03/27/2014 on Best Non-Sexual Sensations 0
#76 - Picture 03/27/2014 on Do you want to build a... 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on Walking past class and... +2
#8 - ugoboom (03/03/2014) [-]
that will be a great reaciton gif
#34 - God dammit asshole now i'll never see, all because of you. Tha… 03/02/2014 on what the fuck 0
#615 - I get why you are having trouble with the site, but why is thi… 03/02/2014 on Admin Delivers +5
#85 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on glorious masterrace +8
#104 - kaboomz (02/28/2014) [-]
#138 - I don't know if i should thank you or be afraid. Have… 02/26/2014 on My Feels. +1
#120 - NEW BRITAIN. ******* NEW BRITAIN … 02/26/2014 on Weird Laws 0
#134 - Native American is pretty cool man. 02/26/2014 on My Feels. 0
#133 - >never had a dad to take me fishing ;____; 02/26/2014 on My Feels. 0
#132 - T-thanks  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on My Feels. 0
#137 - assrocket (02/26/2014) [-]
Oh. Um. That was meant to be inspirational.
Not depressing. Ha... Sorry.
I was going for a "GURL, YOU A FINE INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN. YOU DON'T NEED NO DADDY. YOU TOO GOOD FOR HIM. MMMM HMMMM" effect.

I'll go now and think about what I've done.
#138 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
I don't know if i should thank you or be afraid.

Have this gif.
#67 - Mah ***** . Imm of to sleep now though Vikingbro. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on My Feels. +1
#68 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you sleep well teabro

have this picture of a kid enjoying a needle
#64 - Nope. Britpooristan here. 02/26/2014 on My Feels. 0
#63 - Based norway. I might be going there in a few months.…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on My Feels. +1
#65 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you just earned yourself a friendrequest
#67 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Mah nigga. Imm of to sleep now though Vikingbro. Have this image of a man walking a crab.
#68 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you sleep well teabro

have this picture of a kid enjoying a needle
#58 - Shhheeeeiiiiiiiiiittt where in yuropoor you from m80?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2014 on My Feels. 0
#60 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you mean yurorich?
#63 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Based norway.

I might be going there in a few months. Traveling through Finland and Sweden so i might pop in, come meet you in person, so i can describe my dad having a wank to you in full.
#65 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you just earned yourself a friendrequest
#67 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Mah nigga. Imm of to sleep now though Vikingbro. Have this image of a man walking a crab.
#68 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you sleep well teabro

have this picture of a kid enjoying a needle
#56 - Its almost 2am here in Britbongistan and I'm talking to strang…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/26/2014 on My Feels. +2
User avatar #57 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
lol casual its 3 am here and im talking to some brit about his dad he never met having a wank
#58 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Shhheeeeiiiiiiiiiittt

where in yuropoor you from m80?
#60 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you mean yurorich?
#63 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Based norway.

I might be going there in a few months. Traveling through Finland and Sweden so i might pop in, come meet you in person, so i can describe my dad having a wank to you in full.
#65 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you just earned yourself a friendrequest
#67 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Mah nigga. Imm of to sleep now though Vikingbro. Have this image of a man walking a crab.
#68 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you sleep well teabro

have this picture of a kid enjoying a needle
#52 - My dad wanted a wank but my mom was like.....  [+] (9 new replies) 02/26/2014 on My Feels. +6
#55 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
mfw that image
User avatar #56 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Its almost 2am here in Britbongistan and I'm talking to strangers about my dad who i never met having a wank.

I should probably go to bed now.
User avatar #57 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
lol casual its 3 am here and im talking to some brit about his dad he never met having a wank
#58 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Shhheeeeiiiiiiiiiittt

where in yuropoor you from m80?
#60 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you mean yurorich?
#63 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Based norway.

I might be going there in a few months. Traveling through Finland and Sweden so i might pop in, come meet you in person, so i can describe my dad having a wank to you in full.
#65 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you just earned yourself a friendrequest
#67 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Mah nigga. Imm of to sleep now though Vikingbro. Have this image of a man walking a crab.
#68 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you sleep well teabro

have this picture of a kid enjoying a needle
#50 - My dad could have wanked me out and i would never have been born.  [+] (14 new replies) 02/26/2014 on My Feels. +4
#61 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
Thats the spirit! My father always told me "The best part of you ran down my leg!"
#51 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
mfw i now realised i could've died on a peice of paper and get flushed down the toilet
User avatar #142 - iexcitenerds (02/26/2014) [-]
you cant die if youre not even born .-.
User avatar #148 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
yes you can? your sperm is a form of life
#52 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
My dad wanted a wank but my mom was like.....
#55 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
mfw that image
User avatar #56 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Its almost 2am here in Britbongistan and I'm talking to strangers about my dad who i never met having a wank.

I should probably go to bed now.
User avatar #57 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
lol casual its 3 am here and im talking to some brit about his dad he never met having a wank
#58 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Shhheeeeiiiiiiiiiittt

where in yuropoor you from m80?
#60 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you mean yurorich?
#63 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Based norway.

I might be going there in a few months. Traveling through Finland and Sweden so i might pop in, come meet you in person, so i can describe my dad having a wank to you in full.
#65 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you just earned yourself a friendrequest
#67 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Mah nigga. Imm of to sleep now though Vikingbro. Have this image of a man walking a crab.
#68 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you sleep well teabro

have this picture of a kid enjoying a needle
#26 - >no dad >not even black so I'm not automatically one… 02/25/2014 on My Feels. +16
#21 - Picture 02/25/2014 on My Feels. +30
#7 - I never met my dad ;_;  [+] (40 new replies) 02/25/2014 on My Feels. +61
User avatar #117 - assrocket (02/26/2014) [-]
If you never met your dad, he wasn't a dad in the first place.
You don't want a not-dad masquerading as a father. Trust me.
#132 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
T-thanks
#137 - assrocket (02/26/2014) [-]
Oh. Um. That was meant to be inspirational.
Not depressing. Ha... Sorry.
I was going for a "GURL, YOU A FINE INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN. YOU DON'T NEED NO DADDY. YOU TOO GOOD FOR HIM. MMMM HMMMM" effect.

I'll go now and think about what I've done.
#138 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
I don't know if i should thank you or be afraid.

Have this gif.
#105 - asongulol (02/26/2014) [-]
I can be your dad. I've always wanted a bongistani son. We can go fish at the seaport during weekends and I will carry you on my shoulders when we're watching a parade.
User avatar #133 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
>never had a dad to take me fishing


;____;
#113 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
but you are a fruit
User avatar #90 - fuckingtrolls (02/26/2014) [-]
Lol
#73 - dmkstarstar (02/26/2014) [-]
Neither have met my dad either.
However I'm glad I've never met him according to my mom's and his family he was an alcoholic and apparently does drugs now. Sadly I'm not black either I native American though sadly no reservations
User avatar #134 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Native American is pretty cool man.
#59 - beheaded (02/26/2014) [-]
you must be a chinese family second child don't worry i never met my father either
User avatar #64 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Nope. Britpooristan here.
User avatar #48 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you and your dad once was 1 <3

you and him, bustin som nuts together <3
#50 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
My dad could have wanked me out and i would never have been born.
#61 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
Thats the spirit! My father always told me "The best part of you ran down my leg!"
#51 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
mfw i now realised i could've died on a peice of paper and get flushed down the toilet
User avatar #142 - iexcitenerds (02/26/2014) [-]
you cant die if youre not even born .-.
User avatar #148 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
yes you can? your sperm is a form of life
#52 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
My dad wanted a wank but my mom was like.....
#55 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
mfw that image
User avatar #56 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Its almost 2am here in Britbongistan and I'm talking to strangers about my dad who i never met having a wank.

I should probably go to bed now.
User avatar #57 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
lol casual its 3 am here and im talking to some brit about his dad he never met having a wank
#58 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Shhheeeeiiiiiiiiiittt

where in yuropoor you from m80?
#60 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you mean yurorich?
#63 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Based norway.

I might be going there in a few months. Traveling through Finland and Sweden so i might pop in, come meet you in person, so i can describe my dad having a wank to you in full.
#65 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you just earned yourself a friendrequest
#67 - polop (02/26/2014) [-]
Mah nigga. Imm of to sleep now though Vikingbro. Have this image of a man walking a crab.
#68 - imalex (02/26/2014) [-]
you sleep well teabro

have this picture of a kid enjoying a needle
User avatar #44 - sachonebeef (02/26/2014) [-]
Me neither, but I consider it a good thing
User avatar #47 - anonymouzx (02/26/2014) [-]
just curious how
User avatar #53 - sachonebeef (02/26/2014) [-]
Just the trouble he caused for my family around when I was born. I wasn't planned ya see and he went a bit loco and ran off half way through the pregnancy.

Came back when I was about 2 months old and took me away from my mum claiming she wasn't fit to be a mother and basically lumped me off on his own mother for the few weeks he nabbed me. Obviously he still wasn't right in the head and was forced to give me back.

Only once has he tried to contact me in 20 years and he did it in such a cowardly way that I just wasn't interested in talking to him.
#62 - anonymouzx (02/26/2014) [-]
Not that I have the need to, but maybe I'll contact mine in a decade or so. If I actually wanted to, I could see my dad. He wanted to see me at 12, but I declined.
User avatar #66 - sachonebeef (02/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, I might do the same because despite being 20 I certainly don't consider myself mature enough to be having any sort of meeting with him right now and not completely overreacting to things.
#25 - stolenusername (02/25/2014) [-]
Inb4 you must be black i'm sorry for you bro
#26 - polop (02/25/2014) [-]
>no dad
>not even black so I'm not automatically one of the cool kids

User avatar #9 - mutzaki (02/25/2014) [-]
You did in his nutsack <3
User avatar #103 - srhkid (02/26/2014) [-]
That was the most inspiring and uplifting thing ive read all day
User avatar #85 - nought (02/26/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #83 - perform (02/26/2014) [-]
So in actuality, your father didn't leave you, you left your father.
#21 - polop (02/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #50 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #49 to #48 - polop (06/21/2014) [-]
Th-thanks
#40 - angelooo (08/01/2013) [-]
>Terrified of hell

!! >Kills self !!



0/10 see me after class
#41 to #40 - polop (08/01/2013) [-]
Not sure why you're reminding me but ok.
#42 to #41 - angelooo (08/01/2013) [-]
Because I thought it was one of the funniest comments ever made      
   
MFW
Because I thought it was one of the funniest comments ever made

MFW
#44 to #42 - polop (08/01/2013) [-]
I posted that about a month ago, I'm surprised anybody remembers it to be honest.
#45 to #44 - angelooo (08/02/2013) [-]
I favored it along with like 20 other people, also may I have your permission to use the phrase    
   
                0/10 see me after class
I favored it along with like 20 other people, also may I have your permission to use the phrase

0/10 see me after class
User avatar #46 to #45 - polop (08/06/2013) [-]
Sure, it wasn't mine really.
User avatar #47 to #46 - angelooo (08/06/2013) [-]
Alright
#43 to #42 - polop (08/01/2013) [-]
Uh, thanks?

*Smug mode activate*
#38 - betesta (02/03/2013) [-]
Thnx for uploading all these things.

The best thing is I can read all of them, because I have no sleep anyways.....
User avatar #39 to #38 - polop (02/04/2013) [-]
I have a bunch more im just too lazy >.>
User avatar #36 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (01/11/2013) [-]
Iove those stories. Post moar or ELSE. 2spooky
#35 - dreamcast (01/11/2013) [-]
Umm yes hi, even though im creeped the **** out by those storys I want more.
User avatar #24 - WhattheNorris (01/10/2013) [-]
Lolita Slave Story is awesome. You've gotten yourself another subscriber
User avatar #25 to #24 - polop (01/10/2013) [-]
Thanks. Ill be posting more, but not all at once. One every so often, maybe a comp here and there.
User avatar #26 to #25 - WhattheNorris (01/10/2013) [-]
Neat ^^
User avatar #27 to #26 - polop (01/10/2013) [-]
I have a folder of about 45 similar images, and i keep getting more so there's plenty to come.
User avatar #28 to #27 - WhattheNorris (01/10/2013) [-]
Are they random creepy things or are some of them sexual?
User avatar #29 to #28 - polop (01/10/2013) [-]
Random creepy stuff.
User avatar #30 to #29 - WhattheNorris (01/10/2013) [-]
Aw I hate creepy stuff
User avatar #31 to #30 - polop (01/10/2013) [-]
:_:
User avatar #33 to #32 - polop (01/11/2013) [-]
Well if i find anything similar to the lolita one, ill let you know.
User avatar #34 to #33 - WhattheNorris (01/11/2013) [-]
Awesome, thanks!
#1 - anonymous (09/09/2011) [-]
Sam?
User avatar #2 to #1 - polop (09/09/2011) [-]
nope.
#3 to #3 - anonymous (09/09/2011) [-]
Hmm.. Just the story of being in the vet class with all girls and one guy sounded like my friends situation lol
User avatar #4 to #4 - polop (09/09/2011) [-]
haha, no. im not sam.
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