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#46 - All this American bum pain is great keep going please. 17 hours ago on (untitle) -12
#21 - Incredible Stupid and Dangerous are not the same thing however…  [+] (4 new replies) 20 hours ago on (untitle) -8
User avatar #145 - toxicplague (12 hours ago) [-]
As a nurse i can tell you that all immediate and life threatening injuries can be easily be covered by the state, just by claiming you have no cards or health insurance to pay for it. The only things they won't pay for are long term issues for chronic medications and cancer treatments. stuff lik dat . The only thing that the European health care system really has on america is those long term conditions, and then our government goes " Meh, Darwin was right, if you are having these problems and can't afford to pay for it. "
User avatar #22 - meganinja (20 hours ago) [-]
What? Oh great European health insurance that can somehow bring corpses back from the dead after a massive physical impact, I am so sorry to have ever doubted you. It was so silly of me to assume that your glorious European health care makes you immune to all forms of damage, and that Europeans are immortal. Show me your ways, oh exalted one!


Fucking dumbass.
User avatar #35 - harryboom (18 hours ago) [-]
it may surprise you but it is possible to survive a car accident
User avatar #53 - camwizman (16 hours ago) [-]
if you are " sandwiched between a truck and the road surface" it's a safe assumption that you're dead
#19 - Enjoy dying because you cant afford medicine  [+] (7 new replies) 20 hours ago on (untitle) -13
User avatar #26 - heartlessrobot (18 hours ago) [-]
Too bad I can.
User avatar #20 - meganinja (20 hours ago) [-]
I don't have the habit of doing incredibly stupid things. For non avoidable circumstances, there's health insurance.
#21 - polop (20 hours ago) [-]
Incredible Stupid and Dangerous are not the same thing however.

What if you lost your job, and had to get rid of your health insurance because you couldn't afford it for that month. You can get it back when you get a new job though, right? Then on the drive to a job interview you get sandwiched between a truck and the road surface? Oops guess you can't afford it have fun being dead.
User avatar #145 - toxicplague (12 hours ago) [-]
As a nurse i can tell you that all immediate and life threatening injuries can be easily be covered by the state, just by claiming you have no cards or health insurance to pay for it. The only things they won't pay for are long term issues for chronic medications and cancer treatments. stuff lik dat . The only thing that the European health care system really has on america is those long term conditions, and then our government goes " Meh, Darwin was right, if you are having these problems and can't afford to pay for it. "
User avatar #22 - meganinja (20 hours ago) [-]
What? Oh great European health insurance that can somehow bring corpses back from the dead after a massive physical impact, I am so sorry to have ever doubted you. It was so silly of me to assume that your glorious European health care makes you immune to all forms of damage, and that Europeans are immortal. Show me your ways, oh exalted one!


Fucking dumbass.
User avatar #35 - harryboom (18 hours ago) [-]
it may surprise you but it is possible to survive a car accident
User avatar #53 - camwizman (16 hours ago) [-]
if you are " sandwiched between a truck and the road surface" it's a safe assumption that you're dead
#13 - Though if they did hurt themselves, they could at l;east go to…  [+] (24 new replies) 23 hours ago on (untitle) +167
#219 - migueldecervantes (8 hours ago) [-]
Correct use of semi-colon.
#193 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
No cause they're dead
#188 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
Its free, don't expect quick patient care
#146 - Penn (12 hours ago) [-]
Two years from the accident.
User avatar #110 - bettercaulsaul (13 hours ago) [-]
Nigga they'd be fucking cooked. Doesn't matter if they go to the hospital if they're dead as fuckin fried chicken.
#91 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #27 - heartlessrobot (18 hours ago) [-]
After waiting a month or two for treatment.
Then again, there's no way in hell a human being could survive sustained electrocution in water from a source that is most likely a wall socket.
User avatar #25 - zomgwaffle (19 hours ago) [-]
Go recreate it so you can prove to us your magical reviving medicine. Faggot.
User avatar #77 - rainbowrush (13 hours ago) [-]
You wouldn't die from that
User avatar #172 - zomgwaffle (10 hours ago) [-]
go do it let me know how it works out for you
#287 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
The electic current will want to go for the route of least resistance. So the majority of the current will not go through the people standing quite a distance away when it wants to go to the other little hole like 1cm away.

So no, they wont get very hurt. Still not a smart thing to do...
User avatar #46 - polop (17 hours ago) [-]
All this American bum pain is great keep going please.
User avatar #18 - meganinja (20 hours ago) [-]
Tax dollars hard at work to protect the lives of morons. Good job, universal healthcare.
#96 - kinginyellow (13 hours ago) [-]
That's why Canada has all these workplace safety measures up lately, along with more force on the health and avoiding childhood obesity. We realize that tax dollars pay for healthcare and do every damn thing we can to make sure we stop what can be prevented. Seriously though, there was a period of that shit everywhere, constant reminders of what to do/wear/how to behave safely in the workplace.
#270 - xxmemosxx (5 hours ago) [-]
We have the same problem in the UK. Damn health and Safety brigade won't let us have any fun no more.
#19 - polop (20 hours ago) [-]
Enjoy dying because you cant afford medicine
User avatar #26 - heartlessrobot (18 hours ago) [-]
Too bad I can.
User avatar #20 - meganinja (20 hours ago) [-]
I don't have the habit of doing incredibly stupid things. For non avoidable circumstances, there's health insurance.
#21 - polop (20 hours ago) [-]
Incredible Stupid and Dangerous are not the same thing however.

What if you lost your job, and had to get rid of your health insurance because you couldn't afford it for that month. You can get it back when you get a new job though, right? Then on the drive to a job interview you get sandwiched between a truck and the road surface? Oops guess you can't afford it have fun being dead.
User avatar #145 - toxicplague (12 hours ago) [-]
As a nurse i can tell you that all immediate and life threatening injuries can be easily be covered by the state, just by claiming you have no cards or health insurance to pay for it. The only things they won't pay for are long term issues for chronic medications and cancer treatments. stuff lik dat . The only thing that the European health care system really has on america is those long term conditions, and then our government goes " Meh, Darwin was right, if you are having these problems and can't afford to pay for it. "
User avatar #22 - meganinja (20 hours ago) [-]
What? Oh great European health insurance that can somehow bring corpses back from the dead after a massive physical impact, I am so sorry to have ever doubted you. It was so silly of me to assume that your glorious European health care makes you immune to all forms of damage, and that Europeans are immortal. Show me your ways, oh exalted one!


Fucking dumbass.
User avatar #35 - harryboom (18 hours ago) [-]
it may surprise you but it is possible to survive a car accident
User avatar #53 - camwizman (16 hours ago) [-]
if you are " sandwiched between a truck and the road surface" it's a safe assumption that you're dead
User avatar #14 - tiles (22 hours ago) [-]
Looking at the circumstance, I'd guess that they probably wouldn't live to tell the tale if a mistake was made.
#119 - That's a fair point, sir. Take this screenshot i got from an o… 07/08/2014 on the tumblr IQ level 0
#113 - m00t may be a Jew, but he's a GOOD Jew.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on the tumblr IQ level 0
#116 - spanishninja (07/08/2014) [-]
there are no good jews you silly
#119 - polop (07/08/2014) [-]
That's a fair point, sir. Take this screenshot i got from an old /pol/ Twitter raid.
#110 - This whole Tumblr/4chan situation is pretty hilarious all roun…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2014 on the tumblr IQ level +1
#112 - spanishninja (07/08/2014) [-]
moot has moved his divine hands in our favor.
#113 - polop (07/08/2014) [-]
m00t may be a Jew, but he's a GOOD Jew.
#116 - spanishninja (07/08/2014) [-]
there are no good jews you silly
#119 - polop (07/08/2014) [-]
That's a fair point, sir. Take this screenshot i got from an old /pol/ Twitter raid.
#180 - All those Dr Who leaked scripts were posted in the Dr Who tag.… 07/08/2014 on Tumblr Raid Reaction Comp 0
#59 - I can't tell if it's real or if its from GTA. 07/08/2014 on Vegetarian Water 0
#93 - If i were into credit card fraud i could be a rich man. People…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/08/2014 on the tumblr IQ level +3
#109 - spanishninja (07/08/2014) [-]
boards.4chan.org/z/

i tried to enter and got this, lel.
#110 - polop (07/08/2014) [-]
This whole Tumblr/4chan situation is pretty hilarious all round. The wasps on a dick probably triggered somebody too which is cool.
#112 - spanishninja (07/08/2014) [-]
moot has moved his divine hands in our favor.
#113 - polop (07/08/2014) [-]
m00t may be a Jew, but he's a GOOD Jew.
#116 - spanishninja (07/08/2014) [-]
there are no good jews you silly
#119 - polop (07/08/2014) [-]
That's a fair point, sir. Take this screenshot i got from an old /pol/ Twitter raid.

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User avatar #49 to #48 - polop (06/21/2014) [-]
Th-thanks
#40 - angelooo ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
>Terrified of hell

!! >Kills self !!



0/10 see me after class
#41 to #40 - polop (08/01/2013) [-]
Not sure why you're reminding me but ok.
#42 to #41 - angelooo ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Because I thought it was one of the funniest comments ever made      
   
MFW
Because I thought it was one of the funniest comments ever made

MFW
#44 to #42 - polop (08/01/2013) [-]
I posted that about a month ago, I'm surprised anybody remembers it to be honest.
#45 to #44 - angelooo ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I favored it along with like 20 other people, also may I have your permission to use the phrase    
   
                0/10 see me after class
I favored it along with like 20 other people, also may I have your permission to use the phrase

0/10 see me after class
User avatar #46 to #45 - polop (08/06/2013) [-]
Sure, it wasn't mine really.
User avatar #47 to #46 - angelooo ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Alright
#43 to #42 - polop (08/01/2013) [-]
Uh, thanks?

*Smug mode activate*
#38 - betesta (02/03/2013) [-]
Thnx for uploading all these things.

The best thing is I can read all of them, because I have no sleep anyways.....
User avatar #39 to #38 - polop (02/04/2013) [-]
I have a bunch more im just too lazy >.>
User avatar #36 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (01/11/2013) [-]
Iove those stories. Post moar or ELSE. 2spooky
#35 - dreamcast (01/11/2013) [-]
Umm yes hi, even though im creeped the **** out by those storys I want more.
User avatar #24 - WhattheNorris (01/10/2013) [-]
****** Slave Story is awesome. You've gotten yourself another subscriber
User avatar #25 to #24 - polop (01/10/2013) [-]
Thanks. Ill be posting more, but not all at once. One every so often, maybe a comp here and there.
User avatar #26 to #25 - WhattheNorris (01/10/2013) [-]
Neat ^^
User avatar #27 to #26 - polop (01/10/2013) [-]
I have a folder of about 45 similar images, and i keep getting more so there's plenty to come.
User avatar #28 to #27 - WhattheNorris (01/10/2013) [-]
Are they random creepy things or are some of them sexual?
User avatar #29 to #28 - polop (01/10/2013) [-]
Random creepy stuff.
User avatar #30 to #29 - WhattheNorris (01/10/2013) [-]
Aw I hate creepy stuff
User avatar #31 to #30 - polop (01/10/2013) [-]
:_:
User avatar #33 to #32 - polop (01/11/2013) [-]
Well if i find anything similar to the ****** one, ill let you know.
User avatar #34 to #33 - WhattheNorris (01/11/2013) [-]
Awesome, thanks!
#1 - anonymous (09/09/2011) [-]
Sam?
User avatar #2 to #1 - polop (09/09/2011) [-]
nope.
#3 to #3 - anonymous (09/09/2011) [-]
Hmm.. Just the story of being in the vet class with all girls and one guy sounded like my friends situation lol
User avatar #4 to #4 - polop (09/09/2011) [-]
haha, no. im not sam.
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