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#11 - What episode is the clown one from?  [+] (3 replies) 09/24/2016 on bats 0
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#18 - reddogfri (09/24/2016) [-]
one of the mini movies i think called schools out!: the musical.
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#13 - cantfindausername (09/24/2016) [-]
The Dark Knight
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#12 - PopcornViking (09/24/2016) [-]
one of the movies
#126 - Sauce? I need this for... research  [+] (1 reply) 09/16/2016 on Would You Slay? 0
#161 - legatezanujcic (09/16/2016) [-]
blazbaros.deviantart.com/ Good luck with your research.
#74 - I'll help out homeless people if they agree to let me buy them…  [+] (3 replies) 09/14/2016 on homes +4
#80 - rockstarownage (09/14/2016) [-]
My dad once gave a deaf homeless woman a couple bucks.
He said he saw her go into the liquor store and come out with a pack of cigarettes.

I saw this same homeless woman while waiting for the bus once.
She walked over to the bus stop where myself and a few other people were sitting. Showed a note that said "i'm deaf and homeless and i need food and clothing, anything helps". Everyone told her they didnt have anything. She sat next to me on the bench and this other homeless guy walked over. He started signing with her for a bit, then walked off. Finally, the bus came and everyone got on, and she was still sitting there at the bench. While we were waiting for the bus to pull away, another homeless person walked over and sat down next to the lady. When i looked over, she was talking with this person. Not signing, straight up having a conversation with. The other homeless person was talking to her, not signing, and the "deaf" woman was just talking, not signing. And I was kind of like, well shit, this is why i don't help people.

>tl;dr, Saw a homeless woman acting deaf for sympathy. Turns out she wasn't deaf at all.
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#94 - balanced (09/14/2016) [-]
Near my home there one spot people panhandle at and one day there was a girl not even trying to hide it. She was like 16 and had brand new clothes and had a perm but had a homeless sign written on cardboard. The worst part was I saw at least three people give her money.
#79 - Anonymooses (09/14/2016) [-]
if you buy them food, less of their own money they have to spend on food, more of their money they will have available to spend on drugs and booze. There is no winning
#21 - Yeah, the ice caps are increasing because we've made cars and …  [+] (3 replies) 09/12/2016 on Evolution Of Stupidity -11
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#258 - workinganimations (09/13/2016) [-]
ask lexas, there about as much more carbon freindly as my own ass is.
#54 - anon (09/12/2016) [-]
No. Theyve been increasing every year for a very long time. The only reason scientists are sending warning is because over the last 60 years they've gone from increasing 100 billion tons per year to 80 billion tons per year
#40 - anon (09/12/2016) [-]
bruh. . . . you cant have it both ways:
"The conservatives are stopping us from fixing the enviornment as shown by a steady rise in temperatures"
"We've fixed the prob with all these AWESOME EPA requirements in America only so of COURSE the ice caps will be bigger this year"
dudes, the ice caps have been growing for 10 years according to NASA's imaging. China has only increased their pollution (they're still the biggest polluters) along with other countries. The minor changes to all the worlds productions, factories etc are not NEARLY good enough to change co2 levels in the atmosphere.
If the ice caps proved we've fixed it then I guess we dont need to worry anymore. If we still need to worry like all liberals are saying, then we haven't fixed anything.
Pick a side.
#1 - What's the root called?  [+] (10 replies) 08/31/2016 on Shit for your Butt #21 +82
#128 - ajuinkonijn (09/01/2016) [-]
banesteriopsis caapi. And maybe realted plants. Also has effects on humans. Can be relatively safe to use if you know how to. It contains several compounds that act as monoamine oxidase inhibitors (MAOIs).
In humans the effects are nausea, trembling of limbs and light psychedelic effects among others.
When serotonin is released in a synapse it is broken down by an enzyme called monoamine oxidase (MAO) . Monoamine oxidase inhibitors obviously inhibit the function of that enzyme and thus the serotonin stays in the synapse longer, sending "more" signals. Giving the root its psychoactive effects
It is often taking together with a sourse of DMT and/or 5-meo-dmt and other related components to make ayahuasca, a powerful psychedelic drink. The root 'activates' the DMT, because DMT is normally broken down by MAOs and thus, taken orally, has no effects unless your also taking MAOIs.
You should definitely not take MAOis if you use or have recently used antidepressants, MDMA, foods containing tyramine ( most fermented foods and liver contain a lot of tyramine), st-johns worth, trptophan, 5-HTP and a whole list of things that can affect serotonin levels.
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#125 - enlightednatzie (09/01/2016) [-]
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#18 - gibroner (08/31/2016) [-]
Caapi, South American Natives use it to make ayahausca a powerful hallucinogenic drink
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#50 - richardhandler (09/01/2016) [-]
Caapi is a powerful maoi and shouldn't be taken by humans in high doses unless strict guidelines are followed.
#2 - jackleeswagger (08/31/2016) [-]
Skooma root
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#44 - ponchies (09/01/2016) [-]
Hello, we meet again my friend
#4 - herecomesmaverick (08/31/2016) [-]
#165 - Absolute zero has never been reached. We've gotten into thousa…  [+] (1 reply) 08/29/2016 on Crystals 0
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#167 - velzizar (08/29/2016) [-]
That's why I said theoretically. There always exists the possibility that somewhere I the universe the absolute zero can be observed.