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#1 - **** your 10 second text gifs, that's disguting just post a video.  [+] (16 new replies) 05/19/2016 on If meat eaters acted like... +491
#65 - iamgravity (05/20/2016) [-]
**iamgravity used "*roll picture*"**
Oh 8 saw this yesterday but "popular user" post it and straigbt to the mothafucking front page.
I hot 80 fucking thumbs.
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#67 - iamgravity (05/20/2016) [-]
Im so pissed i cant even words correctly.
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#62 - dyslexicgramarnasi (05/20/2016) [-]
#25 - NutHut (05/20/2016) [-]
Except most of the time it isn't funny enough to warrant a video. This is more or less the same joke for 3 minutes.
Webm's usuall ydon't make it to the top anyway unless its video game related or in a comp.

A lot of people prefer it in easily digestible chunks that autoplay so I don't have to waste even a second on something that might not mildly entertain me for half a minute.
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#73 - dudenectar (05/20/2016) [-]
but it's clearly funny enough to convert into multiple 4 second gifs instead of just

i dunno
posting the fucking video
which would also give the video creators credit and revenue
you knob

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#74 - NutHut (05/20/2016) [-]
They do that on tumblr, OP even said he didn't have the video, so he probs got it from there.

Also plot twist: Someone did, and it didn't do very well.
#64 - chokebee (05/20/2016) [-]
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#26 - NutHut (05/20/2016) [-]
That's not the picture I meant to post but I got my point across
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#46 - satchamo (05/20/2016) [-]
If you cannot chew it, do not bite it.
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#54 - NutHut (05/20/2016) [-]
That's a catchy phrase, but I'm not sure what you're trying to imply or what it has to do with my comment.
That I shouldn't be here if I don't want to watch a video?
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#58 - satchamo (05/20/2016) [-]
Don't worry about it.
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#8 - thickfingers (05/19/2016) [-]
The. way. the. text. appears. on. the. screen. makes. it. even. worse. it. makes. me. take. a. break. reading. in. my. head. all. the. fucking. time.
#4 - crixuz (05/19/2016) [-]
I don`t have it
#23 - fukkentyranitar (05/20/2016) [-]
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#2 - elenalkarnur (05/19/2016) [-]
If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans  Ultra Spiritual Life episode 35 I come bearing sauce
#7 - jaggsauce (05/19/2016) [-]
mfw watching this
#9 - **pointblanc used "*roll picture*"** **pointblanc rolled i… 05/06/2016 on Dat Boi +1
#2 - Great quality original stuff mate. Real top notch work on that one. 05/05/2016 on Snackbar diving +2
#6 - that's gold 05/04/2016 on 9/11 0
#78 - yes 05/01/2016 on Dank Webms #5 0
#4 - how does someone make this? How do they perfectly match differ…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/30/2016 on Dank Webms #5 +23
#64 - anon (05/01/2016) [-]
Is that Roger from American Dad in black face?
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#78 - pointblanc (05/01/2016) [-]
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#36 - catburglarpenis (05/01/2016) [-]
Well the first step is to kill your family

So let me know when you get that done
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#33 - thewalkingfrog (05/01/2016) [-]
you just need a video editor and a DAW with sampler like Ableton or FL. Probably somewhere around 300-400 dollars if youre just buying like an old version of Vegas or After Effects and the producer version of FL because Ableton is crazy expensive
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#71 - defski (05/01/2016) [-]
Pirated, probably. What 13 year old mememaker is going to pay 500 dollars to make stupid videos?
#81 - sixty (05/02/2016) [-]
This isn't the most popular idea, but why not get a second hand imac from 2008 on craigslist for $150-$250 or something and download Final Cut Pro 7 for free with the Volume License serial number?
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#72 - thewalkingfrog (05/01/2016) [-]
Pirating is dumb. I'm all for try before you buy, but if you don't have the money, you shouldn't steal something developers worke extremely hard on. Pirating is probably the reason prices are so high, to make up for losses, as well as lack of support from the community they help foster.
#73 - defski (05/01/2016) [-]
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#14 - frizzyo (05/01/2016) [-]
It's more the person than the software.
#11 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
does anyone know the name of the original song?

it sounds incredibly familiar but I just can't put my finger on it
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#12 - thism (05/01/2016) [-]
Gourmet Race - Kirby Super Star
Gourmet Race  Kirby Super Star

Also, video sauce if anyone wants it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgS_hEmgAUM
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#9 - rakaka (04/30/2016) [-]
and endless amount of free time and patience
#1 - nice meymays 04/28/2016 on MeyMays 0
#205 - **pointblanc used "*roll picture*"** **pointblanc rolled image ** 04/26/2016 on McDonalds Happy Meal MYSTERY 0
#65 - you did it! You're officially "in on the joke" 04/13/2016 on The soul has left the body 0
#1 - Pretty good tho  [+] (26 new replies) 04/12/2016 on The soul has left the body +186
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#56 - cowisbeast (04/13/2016) [-]
yeh its gay because its less likely to kill you. amirite guys?? am i in on the joke now too?
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#65 - pointblanc (04/13/2016) [-]
you did it! You're officially "in on the joke"
#60 - anon (04/13/2016) [-]
i think its only cause people talk about it as being better than something else that lots of people do, and when something is viewed as better and people talk about it as being better everyone else simultaneously shits their pants and has a fit until everyone knows that they are in fact better for not doing the thing that is better than the thing that is bad. also you are not in on the joke, i'm sorry
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#17 - emptysuperman (04/13/2016) [-]
Why? Vaping is a great alternative to cigarettes. Sure, it's not healthy and you'd be retarded to start vaping if you never smoked in the first place, but vaping is a great way to quit smoking or a least a step up. And it's cheaper and the second hand isn't harmful to those around you, doesn't stink, doesn't cause other shit to stink, and doesn't stain things.

Obviously you didn't think this shit though, anyway. There just must be some anti-vape bandwagon I'm not aware of.
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#49 - AnomynousUser (04/13/2016) [-]
I hate it because people keep doing it in classes and most of them fuck with my eyes my eyes get all watery and shit . It's annoying as hell.
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#45 - hockeycrazysteve (04/13/2016) [-]
We get it you vape. m2
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#53 - emptysuperman (04/13/2016) [-]
Nope. Never smoked or vaped in my life. But I always suggested it to my smoker friends as everyone I know who's switched has became healthier and has been happy they made the change.
#43 - anon (04/13/2016) [-]
Yeah, Ive been smoking for most my life at this point. 20 years almost. I tried that vaping. Sure I get the nicotine but Ill just hit it and hit it looking subconsciously looking for that smoke... and give myself nicotine poisoning and poop myself. I'm too old to be pooping myself.

I just can't get it. Weird hua?
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#41 - catburglarpenis (04/13/2016) [-]
Vaping is a great alternative to *getting laid
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#42 - catburglarpenis (04/13/2016) [-]
I worked hard on that joke meuk why you gotta do me like that
#44 - meuk (04/13/2016) [-]
peace bruh
#57 - toxikxvenom (04/13/2016) [-]
#40 - anon (04/13/2016) [-]
Let's play "Find the vaper"


I win!
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#54 - emptysuperman (04/13/2016) [-]
Just posted this to someone else,

"Nope. Never smoked or vaped in my life. But I always suggested it to my smoker friends as everyone I know who's switched has became healthier and has been happy they made the change."
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#55 - cognosceteipsum (04/13/2016) [-]
Go ahead tip your mouth fedora at me
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#37 - indonesia (04/13/2016) [-]
tbh, vape is not retarded. depends on the user.
if they brag about how they vape, then I'm pretty sure they're assholes.

hell, there's nothing good about bragging tertiary things in the first place.
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#35 - ledd (04/13/2016) [-]
Vaping is considered cringy because some people are "proud" they do the "healthy" thing. It's also another problem a lot of people felt they can vape in public because it's not cigarettes. Then there's another thing that saying "I vape" is on equal with "I'm vegan" or "I have a boyfriend" or "I crossfit".
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#31 - wheteverlol (04/13/2016) [-]
Its one of the things internet hates mostly cause of hipsters never shutting up about it. Like being a vegan, being an atheist or doing crossfit. Everyone assumes you are an asshole if you do any of that, I know because I'm an atheist and vape.
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#39 - bobsagget (04/13/2016) [-]
i mean me too but its never really something that comes up in conversation, i vape because its easier, cheaper, it doesnt get ash on my suit, it doesnt stain my teeth, it doesnt make my breath stink, i can do it in my office, i dont have to sit outside doing nothing for 5-10 mins while i suck one down, i can just take a hit or two when the craving starts and then continue my shit, no ash to clean up no fire hazard, i can recharge it and run forever, it tastes better, it's not as bad for your body, blow through a hanky and there is no cloud at all because it's steam not smoke. it is literally flavored steam with a bit of nicotine. now thats just my personal experience, but i dont brag about it or really discuss it because what does it matter? it's my decision. it's how i choose to satisfy my nicotine addiction, idgaf and my girlfriend doesnt either. she doesnt vape but its not something she thinks is cringy by any means but where im from a lot of people do it, even older folks.
#30 - anon (04/13/2016) [-]
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#19 - thesguy (04/13/2016) [-]
#48 - anon (04/13/2016) [-]
> no evidence its not healthy
> implying that there has been enough research done to prove that

Your lungs are very sensitive to literally everything. People get sick off of smog. So go ahead and inhale that concoction multiple times a day for years and see where that gets you.

I will admit its a step up for smokers, because we do know what cigarettes do and they affect way more than just your lungs.

On that note, cigarette smokers look way cooler and vapers, so just dont do either.
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#24 - parsimus (04/13/2016) [-]
wat son. i am of the child vaped when my mrothe was a teen and ym brian has exceed your. step even lift/
#27 - spookswoo (04/13/2016) [-]
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**spookswoo rolled image**i understeed u, buddy friend.
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#47 - drekinn (04/13/2016) [-]
Did you just call someone buddy aaand roll that image, that's pretty solid.
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#18 - zerglin (04/13/2016) [-]
Right, right, right again....

Damn, your logic is flawless, but you took a wrong turn at 'vaping,' somewhere.
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