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plutoo

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1022 total,  1390 ,  368
Comment Thumbs: 918 total,  2243 ,  1325
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 101 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 102 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 184 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 185 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:2
Content Views:103135
Times Content Favorited:59 times
Total Comments Made:804
FJ Points:2026

latest user's comments

#109 - Where am I suppous to fap my friend? At the bathroom while tak…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Fap 0
User avatar #111 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
How will she know??/ You said you are at your in-laws...
User avatar #112 - plutoo (07/28/2013) [-]
...You have a point...Thumb for you sir for opening my mind about masturbation!
User avatar #113 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
And i am still a fucking 18 y.o. virgin...who could tell... You are very welcome plutooooooooo...Have fun fapping...
#6 - and then pass away in your sleep from old age. You shoul… 07/28/2013 on The feels 0
#2 - HOLY **** THIS IS CRAAZY 07/28/2013 on Optical Illusions +1
#14 - OR JUST STOP ALL RELIGION AND PREPARE FOR THE ******* A…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on True -5
#24 - teenytinyspider (07/28/2013) [-]
It's time for your pills dude.
#31 - I think Scandinavia has better English education system than m… 07/28/2013 on Polandball High 0
#89 - **** you OP, I just became a father 3 months ago and do…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Fap +6
User avatar #139 - robdabob (07/28/2013) [-]
Sounds like you really need to masturbate.
#120 - zzjames (07/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #108 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
Why not fap man? It's your organ after all...
User avatar #109 - plutoo (07/28/2013) [-]
Where am I suppous to fap my friend? At the bathroom while taking a shit? Then have the woman bitch about me not beeing interested in her!
User avatar #111 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
How will she know??/ You said you are at your in-laws...
User avatar #112 - plutoo (07/28/2013) [-]
...You have a point...Thumb for you sir for opening my mind about masturbation!
User avatar #113 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
And i am still a fucking 18 y.o. virgin...who could tell... You are very welcome plutooooooooo...Have fun fapping...
User avatar #92 - colourandshape (07/28/2013) [-]
sell your kid and get a divorce then
#30 - WTF is with Latvia and Potatoes today?!?! 07/28/2013 on Latvia joke +1
#117 - or just jack off until you can be sure that there's only about… 07/26/2013 on Choose Carefully. 0
#116 - Rape with Tight latex so no DNA falls off. About to cum, pause… 07/26/2013 on Choose Carefully. 0
#114 - while the gate beeps* Sorry 07/26/2013 on Choose Carefully. 0
#113 - Magical Rape Watch? Doesn't sound half bad. Mj√∂lnir? Havi…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Choose Carefully. -1
User avatar #124 - grimsho (07/26/2013) [-]
you can still have sex it just drains your mana, so having sex will leave you with smaller spell potential for awhile
User avatar #114 - plutoo (07/26/2013) [-]
while the gate beeps* Sorry
#23 - Fixed 07/24/2013 on Who's your daddy +4
#12 - Oh my god YES!! 07/24/2013 on Black Flips +3
#56 - like the brits have no way of getting past Porn block... 07/24/2013 on Scumbag David Cameron +1
#66 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Wait for it... -8
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#57 - Comment deleted  [+] (14 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Wait for it... +34
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#57 - ...Dogburgers anyone? 07/22/2013 on MMM, delicious muscle tissue! 0
#27 - GODDAMNIT OP! I was so into this! 07/20/2013 on Lights Out 0
#78 - MY LIFE IS A LIE!!! 07/19/2013 on lol +3
#75 - THEY LOOK SO NORMAL DAFUQ  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2013 on lol +4
User avatar #77 - lolshadowjewtwo (07/19/2013) [-]
THEY AREN'T NIGGERS
User avatar #78 - plutoo (07/19/2013) [-]
MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!
#4 - Yeah, I think that's probably it. Although i'd kill to watch h…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Lady-like +117
#21 - rieskimo (07/17/2013) [-]
#2 - she talks about masturbation...alot  [+] (12 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Lady-like +26
User avatar #18 - danster (07/17/2013) [-]
alot is not a word.
#90 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
try using lot in a sentence without the a, you simply cant. you have to use the a, or add an s to the end to make it "lots" therefore alot is technically its own word, such as parking lot.
User avatar #98 - danster (07/18/2013) [-]
you put a space between the "a" and "lot"
"I'm sorry for simply trying teach someone they made an error, I didn't know a lot of you would get so mad."
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#84 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
neither is danster.
User avatar #97 - danster (07/18/2013) [-]
Implying I said it was a word.
#23 - crazyolitis (07/17/2013) [-]
Fuck you, look at the poor thing.
#60 - hoskins (07/17/2013) [-]
I'm so glad you posted that.
#20 - Znoflats (07/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - solitaryweasel (07/17/2013) [-]
It seems like that, but I think it's because her masturbation tweets are the ones that are picked up, because it's so shocking to see a woman joke about masturbation.
User avatar #4 - plutoo (07/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, I think that's probably it. Although i'd kill to watch her rub one
#21 - rieskimo (07/17/2013) [-]
#144 - Frost and Water Resistance! 07/16/2013 on Better Jaegers [Pacific Rim] +24
#189 - ..I think the cum would just be stored as a mayo or something 07/13/2013 on This Fridge +6
#286 - I'll be your friend <3 07/13/2013 on Birthday 0

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User avatar #1 - ronkfjoll (11/03/2012) [-]
Is there any chance you can hand a brother some DC'ed items?
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