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Date Signed Up:8/08/2011
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Sometimes I like to get naked and cover my entire body in butter and then squeeze my body through tight places and pretend like I'm being reborn.

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    Lower your volume Lower your volume
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    More Cowbell More Cowbell
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    AutoBots, roll out! AutoBots, roll out!
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    Only the dead know peace Only the dead know peace
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    Not this time... Not this time...
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    Darkroot Garden Darkroot Garden
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    Toy Fortress Toy Fortress

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#64 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Halo 5 Beer Pong 0
#67 - thedankoverlord (23 hours ago) [-]
#63 - Holy **** old . I ******* miss that place Thanks for the … 23 hours ago on Halo 5 Beer Pong +1
#41 - Correct me if im wrong but isn't this still in a beta faze? or…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2016 on Niantic's Handling of... 0
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#56 - gigaidan (07/17/2016) [-]
The game is in it's final state. The glitches and freezes happen because there were far more downloads than Niantic anticipated
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#54 - TheMindBrain (07/17/2016) [-]
just too many people at the same time. The glitches are happening because of network issues with the server.
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#51 - Marker (07/17/2016) [-]
The beta test ended a couple weeks before the game was fully released.
#38 - The only true choice of course 07/14/2016 on Remember To Flee From The... +2
#130 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2016 on Random shit on my phone 85 +8
#165 - mrjpeg (07/12/2016) [-]
#122 - Picture 07/12/2016 on Random shit on my phone 85 +12
#14 - Then why did she feel the need to send Big Boy Bill to see the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2016 on hillary +1
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#16 - ssjkirby (07/08/2016) [-]
To talk about grandchildren of course
#2 - What he was watching  [+] (10 new replies) 07/05/2016 on Anon tells a scary story +106
#28 - jamiemsm (07/06/2016) [-]
#3 - Zaxplab (07/05/2016) [-]
Man, porn acting takes some real talent.
#12 - shittingmangos (07/06/2016) [-]
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#26 - jimmytwoshoes (07/06/2016) [-]
i watch it for the story, not the actual porn. Thats some eloquently written dialogue
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#20 - quoterox (07/06/2016) [-]
idk why but this feels like a scene out of its always sunny
#16 - skyguyseven (07/06/2016) [-]
**skyguyseven used "*roll picture*"**
**skyguyseven rolled image** What you didn't know was that he actually wasn't an actor, and was genuinely confused.
#14 - anon (07/06/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
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"That's two feet deep, lady! What are you doing here?"
fucking maximum kek
#7 - Animalkilla (07/06/2016) [-]
that is some prime funny right there
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#25 - victorsin (07/06/2016) [-]
Is this image originally Michael Jackson, Steve-O, Dumb and dumber film? Or a mix of them all.
#29 - anon (07/06/2016) [-]
it's Steve-o and Jim Carrey
#48 - Is there still summoning issues for the Blue Sentinels/Darkmoo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2016 on Another Dark souls comp #17 +2
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#52 - lolgonewrong (06/28/2016) [-]
it improved a bit
it takes forever to get summoned buts its better then never getting summoned

#10 - Holy **** 10X better thanks fam  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2016 on (GoT Spoilers) Who really... +1
#11 - tacticalhog (06/25/2016) [-]
fuckn christ that vid, saw it maybe 2 years ago when it was made and nearly forgot about it till now, thanks for this

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