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Date Signed Up:5/02/2012
Last Login:7/30/2014
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    Führerlous Führerlous

latest user's comments

#274 - Yes I am, and what happens when you piss of a cat?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on John Oliver interviews... +1
#275 - konradkurze (06/19/2014) [-]
yfw
#272 - Konrad you have to stop with this shit Ah need mah be…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2014 on John Oliver interviews... 0
User avatar #273 - konradkurze (06/19/2014) [-]
you sleep too much
youre like a cat
User avatar #274 - pjotor (06/19/2014) [-]
Yes I am, and what happens when you piss of a cat?

#275 - konradkurze (06/19/2014) [-]
yfw
#99 - God damn it spelling, and yes I don't really bother with is to much.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on pjotor's profile 0
User avatar #100 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
how come you dont come on much

i know FJ sucks alot of the time but still
#96 - Beacuse I very rearly log in?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2014 on pjotor's profile 0
#97 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
rearly?
User avatar #99 - pjotor (05/29/2014) [-]
God damn it spelling, and yes I don't really bother with is to much.
User avatar #100 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
how come you dont come on much

i know FJ sucks alot of the time but still
#94 - Relax bb We'll Always Have Paris  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2014 on pjotor's profile 0
#95 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
Y U NO SPEAK TO ME
User avatar #96 - pjotor (05/29/2014) [-]
Beacuse I very rearly log in?
#97 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
rearly?
User avatar #99 - pjotor (05/29/2014) [-]
God damn it spelling, and yes I don't really bother with is to much.
User avatar #100 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
how come you dont come on much

i know FJ sucks alot of the time but still
#92 - NOOOOOOOO, YOU ARE DEAD TO ME  [+] (7 new replies) 05/28/2014 on pjotor's profile 0
User avatar #93 - konradkurze (05/28/2014) [-]
*grabs your collar and slaps the crap out of you*
i wont let this die
User avatar #94 - pjotor (05/29/2014) [-]
Relax bb We'll Always Have Paris
#95 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
Y U NO SPEAK TO ME
User avatar #96 - pjotor (05/29/2014) [-]
Beacuse I very rearly log in?
#97 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
rearly?
User avatar #99 - pjotor (05/29/2014) [-]
God damn it spelling, and yes I don't really bother with is to much.
User avatar #100 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
how come you dont come on much

i know FJ sucks alot of the time but still
#90 - God damn it Konrad, does this never get old to you?  [+] (9 new replies) 05/28/2014 on pjotor's profile 0
#91 - konradkurze (05/28/2014) [-]
then talk to me
User avatar #92 - pjotor (05/28/2014) [-]
NOOOOOOOO, YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
User avatar #93 - konradkurze (05/28/2014) [-]
*grabs your collar and slaps the crap out of you*
i wont let this die
User avatar #94 - pjotor (05/29/2014) [-]
Relax bb We'll Always Have Paris
#95 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
Y U NO SPEAK TO ME
User avatar #96 - pjotor (05/29/2014) [-]
Beacuse I very rearly log in?
#97 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
rearly?
User avatar #99 - pjotor (05/29/2014) [-]
God damn it spelling, and yes I don't really bother with is to much.
User avatar #100 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
how come you dont come on much

i know FJ sucks alot of the time but still
#33 - Duuuuude Are you stalking my old uploads?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on Führerlous 0
User avatar #34 - gypsydude (05/23/2014) [-]
Yes, because out of everyone else on FunnyJunk I choose you. Congratulation you figured it out. Of course I didn't so happen maybe comment on one thing that you posted then later was looking for some random Hitler stuff to laugh at and posted this.
#6 - Comment deleted 05/15/2014 on /b/ explains the bible TL:DR 0
#31 - Meh samma gammle  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on How to play Mount & Blade +1
#37 - trevanman (05/12/2014) [-]
oh I get it.
history...old...

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User avatar #101 - konradkurze (06/19/2014) [-]
if pjotor was a cat

Tales from the Darkside (6/10) Movie CLIP - Cat's Got Your Tongue (1990) HD
User avatar #89 - konradkurze (05/28/2014) [-]
*stands outside pjotors house beating the shit out of a drum*
wake up boy
User avatar #90 to #89 - pjotor (05/28/2014) [-]
God damn it Konrad, does this never get old to you?
#91 to #90 - konradkurze (05/28/2014) [-]
then talk to me
User avatar #92 to #91 - pjotor (05/28/2014) [-]
NOOOOOOOO, YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
User avatar #93 to #92 - konradkurze (05/28/2014) [-]
*grabs your collar and slaps the crap out of you*
i wont let this die
User avatar #94 to #93 - pjotor (05/29/2014) [-]
Relax bb We'll Always Have Paris
#95 to #94 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
Y U NO SPEAK TO ME
User avatar #96 to #95 - pjotor (05/29/2014) [-]
Beacuse I very rearly log in?
#97 to #96 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
rearly?
rearly?
User avatar #99 to #97 - pjotor (05/29/2014) [-]
God damn it spelling, and yes I don't really bother with is to much.
User avatar #100 to #99 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
how come you dont come on much

i know FJ sucks alot of the time but still
User avatar #86 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
*grabs the sheets and pulls Pjotor out of his bed*
User avatar #87 to #86 - pjotor (04/12/2014) [-]
*It's not very effective*
User avatar #88 to #87 - konradkurze (04/12/2014) [-]
*rolls Pjotor onto his stomach, sprays his butt with mens cologne and locks mudkipfucker in his bedroom with him*
User avatar #83 - konradkurze (03/09/2014) [-]
*prods Pjotor*
wake up buddy
User avatar #84 to #83 - pjotor (03/09/2014) [-]
GOD DAMN IT KONRAD LET ME SLEEP
#85 to #84 - konradkurze (03/09/2014) [-]
< the Togepjotor
User avatar #78 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause
User avatar #79 to #78 - pjotor (02/10/2014) [-]
I sat the same as I did last time: How do I give them to you, and why do you need them
User avatar #80 to #79 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
sent trade request

PLOX HELPINGS
User avatar #81 to #80 - pjotor (02/10/2014) [-]
That is how, not why
User avatar #82 to #81 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
needings of auction items
must be havings
User avatar #74 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
Hey Pjotor
just curious, do you use your FJ points?
User avatar #75 to #74 - pjotor (01/08/2014) [-]
Nothing besides seeing if I have gotten any more thumbs. Why?
User avatar #76 to #75 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
can i haz your FJ points plox
User avatar #77 to #76 - pjotor (01/08/2014) [-]
Why? And how do I give them to you?
User avatar #73 - pjotor (01/03/2014) [-]
**pjotor rolls 176**
User avatar #59 - konradkurze (12/01/2013) [-]
*kicks Pjotor out of his bed then climbs in and sleeps*

thanks for warming it up
#60 to #59 - pjotor (12/01/2013) [-]
Jokes on you thats a Baneblade
#61 to #60 - konradkurze (12/01/2013) [-]
< proof that the black legion are retards

who the fuck thinks a bolter will hurt it....and furthermore...who the fuck lays down in front of its tracks
User avatar #62 to #61 - pjotor (12/01/2013) [-]
Heretics that's who
User avatar #63 to #62 - konradkurze (12/01/2013) [-]
theres a reason they call them the BLACK legion
they're retards from the ghetto
User avatar #64 to #63 - pjotor (12/01/2013) [-]
Now now Konrad don't make it rasist
User avatar #66 to #64 - schnizel (12/01/2013) [-]
>implying blacks could win any battle against whites
User avatar #65 to #64 - konradkurze (12/01/2013) [-]
you must be new here

hi im Konrad, i make racist jokes
not as bad as schnizel or nigernazi but still.....
User avatar #67 to #65 - pjotor (12/01/2013) [-]
God damn it Konrad now look what you have done.
#68 to #67 - konradkurze (12/01/2013) [-]
did i do that?
did i do that?
User avatar #69 to #68 - pjotor (12/01/2013) [-]
You mentioned them, that will draw them here.
User avatar #70 to #69 - konradkurze (12/01/2013) [-]
well snizzy coming is no big deal....but nigg is an issue hence why i spelled its name wrong
User avatar #50 - konradkurze (11/20/2013) [-]
*sets pjotor on fire*
wake up man
User avatar #51 to #50 - pjotor (11/20/2013) [-]
No fuck that, my bed is comfy.
#52 to #51 - konradkurze (11/20/2013) [-]
< pjotor in a nutshell
#53 to #52 - pjotor (11/20/2013) [-]
Now let me fucking sleep god damn it.
Now let me fucking sleep god damn it.
#54 to #53 - konradkurze (11/20/2013) [-]
&lt; yfw
< yfw
#55 to #54 - pjotor (11/20/2013) [-]
Silence now, skeep time
Silence now, skeep time
#56 to #55 - konradkurze (11/20/2013) [-]
yes
sleep

be defenseless when i come for you
#40 - konradkurze (11/07/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Coming Soon - Pokemon Z **
feeds this to Pjotor
User avatar #41 to #40 - pjotor (11/07/2013) [-]
Wat?
User avatar #42 to #41 - konradkurze (11/07/2013) [-]
ill feed you an egg/coconut pokemon
#43 to #42 - pjotor (11/07/2013) [-]
**pjotor rolled a random image posted in comment #4481751 at Click an item and pick it up **
Well this is what I'm going to feed to you
User avatar #45 to #44 - pjotor (11/07/2013) [-]
You can't run

You can't hide

The bean will find you
#46 to #45 - konradkurze (11/07/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #4473900 at Click an item and pick it up **

what i insert up your butt
#47 to #46 - pjotor (11/07/2013) [-]
**pjotor rolled a random image posted in comment #508155 at Pokemon **
My anus is prepared with this
#48 to #47 - konradkurze (11/07/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #4249936 at Friendly **
the girl you get married to
User avatar #28 - konradkurze (10/13/2013) [-]
time for a story
#29 to #28 - konradkurze (10/13/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #117437 at Brony board **
this is what Pjotor looks like
#30 to #29 - konradkurze (10/13/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Elfen Lied pilgrimage **
this is what Pjotors girlfriend looks like
#31 to #30 - konradkurze (10/13/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #26939 at Brony board **
this is what their kid looks like
#32 to #31 - konradkurze (10/13/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Delicious electricity! **
this is where they live
#33 to #32 - konradkurze (10/13/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #99702 at Brony board **   
this is Pjotor's job
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #99702 at Brony board **
this is Pjotor's job
User avatar #34 to #33 - konradkurze (10/13/2013) [-]
okay so id guess Pjotor is an Alpha Legionnaire hence being a faceless clone, he's married to a girl beautiful as a winter sunrise in china......there daughter is a titankiller, they all live in the countryside and Pjotor works as the new guy in a railway
User avatar #35 to #34 - pjotor (10/13/2013) [-]
Well I can't deny it any longer. You should try this: pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp
#27 - pjotor (04/15/2013) [-]
Not gonna cry!




Not gonna cry.




Fuck
User avatar #18 to #17 - pjotor (04/12/2013) [-]
Well would you look at that.
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (07/14/2012) [-]
Pjotor
do you happen to have that pic of the ultramarine putting a melta bomb onto a guardsman
you said you have a large 40k pic collection, just curios if you had that
User avatar #7 to #6 - pjotor (07/14/2012) [-]
Nope sorry
User avatar #38 to #37 - pjotor (10/13/2013) [-]
Well that took some time
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (10/13/2013) [-]
oh i found it a while back just forgot about mentioning it on your profile till now
#1 - konradkurze (07/10/2012) [-]
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game night at your place?
#2 to #1 - pjotor (07/10/2012) [-]
FUCK YEAH
#3 to #2 - konradkurze (07/10/2012) [-]
This image has expired
just sometimes i hate the fukkin dice

youtube.com/watch?v=wex1Bn2Xodk
#4 to #3 - pjotor (07/10/2012) [-]
I know that feel
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