Upload
Login or register

pizzapastasaurous

Last status update:
-
Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:6/25/2011
Last Login:6/20/2015
Location:England
Stats
Content Thumbs: 152 total,  238 ,  86
Comment Thumbs: 1736 total,  2854 ,  1118
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 14 Content: New Here → Level 15 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:8974
Times Content Favorited:29 times
Total Comments Made:1268
FJ Points:1754
Five foot ten, black straight hair, blue eyes and pale skin.
>inb4 NEET



latest user's comments

#7 - No everyone needs camo, because it breaks up the facial struct…  [+] (3 replies) 11/06/2014 on Muh Oppression +34
User avatar
#10 - pentol (11/06/2014) [-]
during my boot-camp camo class, one of the guys, a guy who lifted for muscle volume, went ahead of the class, and just smeared on thick layers of nothing but green. He ended up as a shiny, green, muscular dude with black hair, and from then on, he would always be "Recruit Bruce Banner."

Me: i managed to misspell my own name on a form, and became "El Salvador"
User avatar
#13 - zaywoot (11/06/2014) [-]
I'm from Denmark We had a guy who grew up in Italy, but was danish like the rest of us, so he was called Spy... He was fun to mess with, since he grew up in Italy he apparently had a hard time hearing and recognizing our sarcasm... Another guy I called cowboy, because he looked like cowboy from full metal jacket... I was sometimes called Daddy because on a weekend leave I accidentally inside a chick who wasnt on contraceptives is this dangerous? and told my roommates back at the base I was worried that she might catch the preggors... and chose to keep the kid even though we agreed on her taking the pill thingy Which she did, lucky me
User avatar
#14 - zaywoot (11/06/2014) [-]
and by "which she did" I meant she took the pill, not keep the kid...
#52 - Lol I read it as 5,000 KM. In this case its nice to s…  [+] (2 replies) 11/04/2014 on some mecha and kaiju size... 0
User avatar
#56 - gildemoono (11/04/2014) [-]
Jesus 5000 km.

"Sir, Infinity is exiting slipspace"

"Good, wake me up when we're done exiting slipspace"
User avatar
#57 - pizzapastasaurous (11/05/2014) [-]
Sir, we've warped into the Sol System; the planets are now orbiting us!
#8 - I personally prefer High Charity. "High Charity.. BY THE …  [+] (6 replies) 11/04/2014 on some mecha and kaiju size... +1
#41 - vvthegreats (11/04/2014) [-]
Is the UNSC Infinity not bigger than High Charity?
User avatar
#51 - pizzapastasaurous (11/04/2014) [-]
Unfortunately yes, though I infinitely endorse the concept of a Holy City that is classified as a "Fleet Carrier". Only we all know the Infinitely is a complete cop-out, would taking decades to finish, and hundreds of thousands of technicians.
User avatar
#49 - gildemoono (11/04/2014) [-]
the Infinity is about 5.7 km long, High charity is 464 km long. The key difference is the infinity is a warship whereas High charity is the Covenant's capital city.
User avatar
#52 - pizzapastasaurous (11/04/2014) [-]
Lol I read it as 5,000 KM.

In this case its nice to see I was wrong.
User avatar
#56 - gildemoono (11/04/2014) [-]
Jesus 5000 km.

"Sir, Infinity is exiting slipspace"

"Good, wake me up when we're done exiting slipspace"
User avatar
#57 - pizzapastasaurous (11/05/2014) [-]
Sir, we've warped into the Sol System; the planets are now orbiting us!